Absol thread

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>>32146964
Reposting from the Attention to Detail thread
Places where you can catch Absol
>Mt Coronet Summit(along the way to stopping Galactic
>Unova Route 13 (right next kyruem and gets attacked by Plasma in B2W2
>Hoenn Route 120 (the route next to the island where the Red/Blue Orb gets stolen)
>Tapu Village (right before Team Skull kidnaps Lillie and Nebby)
>Kalos route 8 (where Team Flare starts getting dangerous)

>absol is quick to sense danger but often too late to stop it
>knows sucker punch
>speed is mediocre

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>>32146990
In Colosseum, the snagable Shadow Absol appears in just a few battles before Ho-Oh shoots down Evice's helicopter. Not as relevant since it's trainer-owned, but hey.

I want to shave Absol.

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>>32147058
>shaving doom doggo
Does that make you feel naughty?

>>32146964
>>32146990
>>32147026
>absol thread
>all mega absol

>>32147358
Mega Absol is still Absol

>>32147378
I want to pound Mega Absol's mega asshole

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>>32147502
No you don't.

Look, guys... It's clear there are a fair few Absol fans on the board.... Why not just make this into a general?

All we need is a name.

>Soothsayer Sunday
>Misfortunate Monday
>Doomsday Tuesday
>Tragedy Tuesday
>Harbinger Wednesday
>Calamity Thursday
>Fortelling Friday/Foretoken Friday/Forewarnng Friday (Why doesn't Absol get Forewarn?)
>Future Sight Friday
>Friday The 13th
>Catastrophe/Cataclysm Saturday
>Disaster Xday

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>>32150293
my vote is either doomsday tuesday or something on friday so the 13th is like super absol day

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Do Absols like it when their paws are touched?

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>>32150293
>Why doesn't Absol get forewarn
Good question. Certainly make more sense than Justified, and while not entirely useful itself, it'd work better than any of its other usual abilities when played before the Mega.

Personally, I think Absol could really use Hyper Cutter. Certainly help against first-turn intimidates.

ua

>>32150563
You always gotta look at Japanese names to see i they still make sense. (I did not look up Forewarn before my last post.)

Forewarn=Prophetic Dream
Hypercutter=Superpowerful Claws
Justified=Heart of Justice

You don't like Justified Absol?! I'm so grateful it has that, because Absol, while dark and mysterious, is a hero at heart.

If anything either of its vanilla abilities should be replaced. Pressure doesn't serve any purpose other than making it appear special like a legendary, and Super Luck is quite literally the opposite of what it should be conceptually.

>>32150588
I agree.

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>>32150628
Right, Japanese names. Always forget that.

>Heart of Justice
Still completey useless on Absol, as is Pressure.

I thought tshiny Absol had pink fur with black body. I am kind of disappointed

>>32150690
Since Knock Off became a nuisance, it's great for taking it on the switch in and then mega evolving.

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>>32150704
Sounds gaudy. It's fine as is.

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>>32150588
sorry i was asleep

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Part of me wishes shiny Absol simply inverted the black and white, so it was like the other half of the yin-yang. But I think red and white look good together too.

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>>32150706
I never thought of that. Granted it wouldn't happen too often for me given I run a monodark team. Might just try and see if I can find a nice way to bait that sorta scenario within that restriction.

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>>32152677
>posting in an absol thread
>not running monodark teams
>not having absol as an ace
thats a sin

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>>32153093
But I do all that, where did I imply otherwise?

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Absol thread!

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Bork.

how sharp is absol's horn
can i touch it without getting cut

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>>32153593
not you, just in general

>>32155637
its probably like a scalpel
run a paper over it and itll split in half with no resistance

>>32155637
I'd imagine it's sharp on the tip, and maybe along the outer edge too. You probably wouldn't want to touch it on those parts. But maybe it gets dull if it hasn't been sharpened for a while. You could probably teach an Absol not to scratch things with its horn in order to keep the horn dull, or simply put some sort of sheath over it.

>>32155637
The horn is also a disaster radar, sensing vibrations in the air, changes in the sky, literally a better weather mon than the one made in the same Gen

>>32155637
i wonder what its made of since it looks like the same exact texture as its skin

someone post the semilewd qt absol girl with the big knockers

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>>32156697
no

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>>32156697

Idk what you're talking about but this is the closest I have to that.

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>>32156697

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>>32156985
>>32157122
stop sexualizing best catcow

>>32157242
you mean best catcow monstergirl

>>32157709
I want to breed her

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I want to cuddle absol! The horn is probably really dangerous though.

>>32158448
the claws dangerous too
and the tail

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>>32156985
Let's all agree to not post any lewd absol pictures from now on. I waifu absol as well, but I'm not going to post any of the sexualized pics because most of the people in this thread won't appreciate it very much. Let's just keep it clean, cute, and fluffy.

>>32158448
if you cuddle it do you stop ur cuddle twice as fast due to pressure?

>>32146964
>>32157242
>>32157336
how is it a cow?

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>>32158504
Would the tail be that sharp? I always thought it would be kinda floppy and blunt. And I'm pretty sure the claws are like a canines claws, so they're sharp but not as sharp as a feline's.

>>32158559
Nah, super luck all the way.

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>>32158538
good thinking

>>32158569
chinese bai ze is a cow
the myth was retold in japan as a hakutaku, which is a big cat, which is what absol is

not even best dark type

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>>32155637
Absol gets pissed if you touch it in Amie/Refresh.

>>32155700
>just in general
Oh, gotcha.

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>>32158652
Maybe not battle wise, but definitely best dark type in terms of fluffiness.

Also Id argue Mega Absol can hold up pretty well in battle.

>>32155700
>>32156543
>>32156596
>>32156678
>>32158689
i'm going to touch it anyway
wish me luck

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>>32158926
Well, hope it works out for you.

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>>32158926
I don't think absol will appreciate that very much.

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>>32158926
The absolute madman.

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>>32158926
I'll do better than that
I'll wish you Super Luck

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>>32159859
That's fucking adorable, m8.

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>>32156985
Isn't that drawn by that pedo who ran away from the internet when the cops started sniffing around? What a fucking autist.

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>>32160579
Fuck, I didn't know he quit the Internet. I never got around to going through all his art.

Can you remove or otherwise blunt an Absol's horn or is it too cruel?

>most of the mega dex entries feature violence and brutality and/or grotesque body horror
>absol's is just about how fluffy its wings are

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>>32161287
I'm sure you could, but why would you?

Hello there UA

>>32161332

For optimal cuddles.

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>>32161354
hey

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I'm using Absol for the first time in ORAS, and it's awesome. It's fun Night Slashing the hell out of everything.

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>>32161719
does he have super luck?

>>32161918

No, got Pressure unfortunately. But since he came with Swords Dance, I decided to just roll with it.

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>>32161938
at least you didnt ditch him for an optimal absol like a gay smogonfag

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>>32161719
>he didn't DexNav for one with Play Rough and Super Luck

>>32160579

Whoa, what? I got that picture from the drawthread.

>>32161938
In to the trash it goes

top 10 pet pokemon?

>>32161944
>smogon
>on cart

>>32162186
>needing to be a tryhard for an in-game team

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>>32162170

Psycho Cut does just fine against any Fighting-type you run into that's not Medicham.

>>32162170
is this absol a boy or girl

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>>32162308
an absol

>>32162209
>absol
>zorua
>houndour
>murkrow
>poochyena
>umbreon
>deino
>sneasel
>sableye
>togepi

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>>32162308
It's a smug.

>>32161719
I used Absol in XY, Jolly Super Luck, female
literally the perfect cuddle partner

>>32162913
lopunny is better cuddle partner

>>32162354
why are they all dark type

>>32163017
>not altaria/mega altaria

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>>32163017
dark types are the cutest, obviously

>>32163128
marry sylv fuck absol

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>>32163128
kill sylveon
cuddle absol
pet absol
protect absol from fucks

>>32163159
kidnap absol
fuck anon

>>32163159
What indicates the Sylveon would fuck the Absol? All I see is it putting on a ribbon

>>32163174
Everyone knows that those ribbons are for mind control.

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>>32163248
>Implying Sylveon is the issue
Psychics are scary
Yes, even if Absol is a Dark type

>>32164758
you could've at least brushed a bit grey over that slit

>>32167206
cute

OK fine, I will use an Absol in my next playtrhough.
Are you happy now?

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>>32167412
No.

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>>32167412
you must love the absol you use

>>32167876
What can I do to make you happy
>>32167892
I will try

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>>32167973
You can post more doggo.

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Absolutly the best!

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>>32174316
you take that back, you monster

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>>32174431

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Best cow

>Super Luck
>Razor Claw
>Night Slash / Psycho Cut / Shadow Claw

Is there a reason to use the mega evolution over this?

any shiny absol or alternate colored ones?

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>>32175410
Good luck with at 75 base speed.

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>>32175761

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>>32175761

>>32175410
>Vileplume used lucky chant

>>32176377
>Implying anyone runs Lucky Chant

>>32176265
edge

>>32176441
but >>32176377

What does Absol's milk taste like?

>>32175410
Increased crit moves and Super Luck don't stack

>>32177364
Despair.

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>>32177364
>pokemon besides miltank
>having milk
i dont think pokemon work like mammals and shit do. they all fucking lay eggs.

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>>32177432
Platypus are mammals, excrete milk AND lay eggs.
What if Absol are Platypus?

>>32177432

Platypii lay eggs and they have milk.

>>32177467
Absol is not a platypus. We already established that Absol is a cow.

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>>32177955
Do cows lay eggs?

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>>32178013
They do in Pokemon

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>>32178054
That's a platypus, anon.

>>32177470
>platypodes
It's a Greek root so it becomes plural by changing "us" to "odes"

>>32178114
>>32177470
>platypii
>platypodes
>not platies

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i want to fluff up absols fur against its will

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What is the best accessory for Absol? And why is it glasses?

>>32178114

Thanks Anon I learned a thing.

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>>32180592
what about braids

>>32161719
Used Absol in both White 2 and Y. Will-o-Wisp/Swords Dance/Night Slash/filler(Stone Edge/Psycho Cut) is hilariously effective at ripping anything ingame to shreds, damn thing soloed Drayden's dragons with a serious level disadvantage.

ABSOL IS CUTE

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>>32186599
Very cute indeed

I never really cared much for it before but this thread has made me a fan

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>>32186806
welcome home

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You aren't a true Absol fan if you haven't:
>licked her quivering pussy as she cries in delight
>filled her with your white hot baby fluids as you hold her in your claws, telling her what a bad girl she is for liking it
>taking her from behind while she leans down to eat her meal, making sure she'll be just as full in the back as in the front

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>>32190054
fuck off you degenerate

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>>32190066
I'll fuck off alright
Right into a female Absol's gaping flaps

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>>32190117
kys yourself

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>>32190132
you first, big boy~

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>tfw no absol to brush

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>>32190054
>you will never lick anon's quivering pussy as she shitposts in delight

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Mishappening doug!

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>>32192761
>she
the misgendering is real

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>>32194475
>misgendering
I apologize. Let me take another crack at that.

>you will never shclim shlimnon's schiveling shcler as shlim shlimposts in shlop.

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>>32194605
My pronoun is "za" you shitlord

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>>32194934
I apologize once more, kindly zanon. I will see to it that I'll receive the cislashings I have bought upon myself with my negligence.

I'll also correct myself with this new information.
>you will never zipzap zanon's ziggy zipper as za zipposts in zipest.

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>>32194934
>my pronoun
there are absols posting on my /vp/ RIGHT NOW

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>>32194987
>>32195037
What, have you two never heard of someone who identifies as a pizza box or something?

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>>32195070
>refering to pizza as "za"
Das fucken raciss

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What's a completely gimmicky set for M-Absol?

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>>32195945
probably the me-first set thats been floating around

>>32196501
What's the context?

>>32196501
is absol a tough girl?

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>>32184530

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>>32190054
>your claws

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>>32196774
>he hasn't transformed into his spirit pokemon yet
better step up your game, senpai

>>32190054
No. I refuse to sex the fluffbeast.

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>>32196875
youre my favorite kind of absolposter

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xmas edgecat

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>>32196888
Thanks.

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Moo.

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>tfw no absol to hug

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>>32205642
It's quite sad

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>>32208231
thats super adorable

>Absol threads always lasting a week
What's been the deal with Absol lately?

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>>32209755
most of that has been me bumping the thread whenever it gets to the back of the catalog

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>>32210587
You monster. The thread will die in four more images anyway.

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>>32210595
thats not a bad thing, thats a success

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>>32210606
>success
That'll just mean less misfortune cow.

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>>32210618
>less misfortune cow
not when you have over 200 images of cute edgecats

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>>32210629
>only "over" 200
>not "over" 1000
Step it up senpai.

>>32210632
i avoid all lewds and nsfws of absol
hug not fug

also rip in peace thread

>>32210645
Now I assure you I don't have 800+ Absol lewds. There's like 5 or 6.

>>32210671
put that folder on mega my dude

>>32210712
'kay, senpai. I'll do a quick sort through them first as I'm sure at least a dozen or few are no doubt duplicates or resizes.

>>32150337
YES

>>32215042
What's the point? There's no room left for images.

>>32215488
Because there is always room for discussion.

>>32216282
do you think absol would make a good ride pokemon for the next region

>>32216401
No.

I want to taste Absol's milk

>>32216912
Not unless you want to see visions of your own death.

:^)

>>32217132
How about visions of my dick in Absol's ass?

>>32221118
Well, that depends. Absol is related to premonitions of disaster. Do you see that potential vision as a disaster for you?

>>32223147
YA
ME
ROOOOOOOOOO

>>32223338
bump :^)

>>32224842
please
absol wants to rest
let him sleep

>>32225000
Not till he starts sucking out my liquid love from me

>>32203597
cute!

Gentlemen
We're going to 300 posts
Let's see if we can make this the longest lasting Absol thread ever

>>32226739
Okay. How about a proper discussion then? Shitposting and degeneracy is all fine and dandy, but I don't think it'll keep up for another 61 posts.

>>32226800
>
Okay, I'll let it die then. Real discussion isn't my forte.

>>32226971
that's the spirit

A post was deleted. BUT WHICH?

how about we make a weekly general thread for general dark type posting, since the absolfags make up only a fraction of dark type fags

absol

lutely

>>32227838
Since SOME people are still bumping this thread
http://archive.nyafuu.com/vp/thread/32146964/#32225109
Now stop bumping it fags

>>32230551
>stop bumping
Okay.

I was only bumping cause that other anon was doing it
If anything I'm a victim here!

>>32232764
I think it's at least three people bumping.

>>32228249
if you fuckers are gonna spam this thread, at least answer the question

>>32228249
>>32232857
as long as there are cute pictures it can be a anything general

>>32228249
>absol thread
>proposing a thread that wouldn't maximize Absol image potential
yeah no thanks

>>32232857
>>32232857
How often are there threads dedicated to other dark types? How popular are those threads as opposed to Absol threads?

Dark type general would just be "The Absol and Friends" thread.

>>32232979
isnt that a good thing

>>32226800
I want to lick an Absol's cunny tbqh

Always
Beautiful
Sort
Of
Lovely

or

Are
Boys
Stupid
Or are they
Lazy

or

Any other day I would
Be drinking coffee but today
Seems like a good day for
Ocha
Lol

or

Another one
Bites the du
St dun dun dun an
Other one bites the dust and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust

>>32233065
Absol believes; sort out lewds.

>>32233002
Sure, I suppose.

Bump :^)

>>32234692
Anon, pls. :v(

Tell me about Absol. What makes it a good Pokemon?

>10 days
holy fucking shit

>>32236009
Not much of an achievement. Those Gorilla Arm fags apparently had at least a few threads up longer than that.

>>32235904
It's very fluffy
And the meat is delicious

>>32237006
Does it taste like beef?

Bonk.

>>32240789
taste like blueberries

>>32241681
Does it have blueberry milk?

who keeps bumping this thread

stopo

>>32242373
You, apparently.

Don't let the flame die out.

>>32242373
me >>32243685

Any posts after this will result in 100 years of bad luck
An angry absol will visit you each night in your dreams and you will be terrified but unable to remember why each morning

>>32244418
>Any posts after this will result in...
>An...absol will visit you...and will be..terrifi...c...
Wow, that's exactly what I want to hear! Thanks Anon!

>>32244418
I want something eventful in my life anyways

>>32244418
I want an absol to visit me so that I can marry her

>>32244524
And if it were male?

100 YEARS BAD LUCK
THATS THE IMPORTANT PART

>>32244596
To be fair though; if an Absol shows up, I should pretty much know exactly when any misfortune might occur due to that anyway.

>>32244627
Every
Single
Day

>>32244642
Sounds good to me.

>>32156985
Who is the artist?

>>32156985
Delet it pls, no one deserves to see lewd stuff.

>>32244552
Then I'll marry her (male)

>>32244795
Absol is exclusively for lewd

>>32244836
Absol is not meant for such degeneracy. Try foe a more lowbrow darkmon like Zoroark.

>>32244843
>Absol is not meant for such degeneracy.
That only makes my dick harder.

Physical Absol, or Special Absol?

>>32244919
All absol are special intheir own unique way

>>32245119
Lies. Most Absol are 0SpA/0SpD.

>>32156985
Who is the artist

Why does this thread last so long?

>>32245858
cuz absul is cool

>>32245858
To prevent any new absol threads

>>32245894
why

Absol is dumb. DUMB

>>32245905
Because for the past month someone's been making a new Absol thread right after the old one dies. The only way to stop this madness is to keep this one alive forever.

>>32245952
but there are 80 posters so at least one of them would probably make a new thread anyway+ this thread will reach bump limit soon

>>32245974
Any thread would have 80 posters if it were forced to stay alive for 2 weeks. As for the bump limit, we will surpass it with willpower.

>>32245978
it's gonna die out eventually

>>32246006
No, together we can beat the bump limit

What does Absol pussy feel like?

>>32246083
How?

>>32146964
If this is a cow, then the Patriots don't cheat.

>>32246110
I'm working on it

>>32246169
How?

We just have to believe!

>>32246406
Okay, I've formulated the plan

We get the janny to delete all the posts in this thread except for the ones with images, then we repeat the process once we eventually get back up to 300 replies

>>32246495
Why not create a new thread at this point? Seems much easier
Or you know, not obsessing over a single fucking pokemon and have a thread once in a while

>>32174316
Source?

>>32246520
>Or you know, not obsessing over a single fucking pokemon and have a thread once in a while
Tell that to the guy who keeps making these, there was an Absol thread up for nearly every day of March. At this point they're basically generals.

>>32246593
Whatever, let him do it. It's basically the same as having one neverending thread but not as retarded. He'll either get banned because of spam or get bored

From the grave

BUMP!!!

>>32247703
It's no good, anon. This thread's going to a better place now.