What do you feel when you see this image?

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>>32146008

>>32146008
I will not move, Fuck you, I'm making you wait 5 minutes

Ayy lmao

>>32146008
>tryingtobeatstall.png

>>32146008
Unrelenting hate for the fact they don't have Megas, despite being retconned to have been born from the Ultimate Weapon.

>>32146027
this

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>>32146008
Fug

Absolutely nothing

Overpowered in Duel.

Deoxys-Normal's stats are now 50/110/110/110/110/110. What changes? I assume it would become worse, but it would be nice for it not to be just Deoxys-Attack but worst.

>>32146008
>dans
it's
>Defense
>Normal
>Attack
>Speed

DNAs

>>32146008
Cosmo Energy

>>32146011
fpbp

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Deoxys is the coolest legendary Pokemon ever. It was so cool how it's form was dependent on what game it was on during Gen 3. Going to Birth Island was was so mysterious and exciting. I love that the brought the triangle back when you fought Deoxys in the Delta Episode of ORAS. The Deoxys movie was really good, though not the best. The first time I ever saw Deoxys was from a bootleg when my mom bought a huge thing of bootleg figures from ebay. Instead of being orange and blue, it was cream color and teal and had a weird as fuck face. I have a Defense from figure that used to make sound. I'd love to get one of the Pokedolls of Deoxys. Each of Deoxys designs are really cool and a little weird, showing that it really is an extraterrestrial Pokemon. Also blue and orange are my favorite colors, which might be another reason I like it so much. If this essay didn't make it obvious, Dexoys is my favorite legendary and one of my all time favorites.

Normal > Defense > Speed = Attack

>>32146109
Too bad every movie went bland after that.

>>32146008
Neato

>>32146805
You got that completely backwards
Speed=Attack >>>>> Defense > Normal

>>32146805
Agreed Deoxys is a top tier legendary. It and Genesect are probably my two favorite. The first time I saw Deoxys was when I was younger and me and my brother had an action replay for our GBA's and just found out how to gen in pokemon. My illeterate brain thought the mon I was genning was Dustox and I was a surprised when I happened to find a pokemon that I had never seen in the game before and even more suprises when I found out it was a legendary.

>>32146008
would have been DNAs
but you fucked up Attack and Normal forme

>>32146008
I don't know, but I hear its theme in my head. Goddamn it has a kickass theme. Gen 3 in general was on point with legendary themes.

>>32146008
>Defense, Normal, Attack
>DNA
>fuck it up in Emerald with Speed
This still bothers me.

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>>32146805

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>>32146887
>DNAs

>>32146865
>illeterate
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.