>Enter in your room >See this >What do?

>>32130815
What do?*

Back away slowly

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>>32130815
I'd call the police, obviously.

Why the fug a big bug will come to my bed ?
I burn bug.

>Pheromosa, return!

>>32130815
Run out of my house, lock it, light a match, burn it and call the police to pick this thing up if it survives the flames.

>>32130815

Fug the bug

>>32130815
It would probably instantly kick my head off if I made any sudden movements or approached it, so probably sleep on the couch. It'll leave when it's done resting.

>>32130874
>Those fucking stick limbs and body
>Fucking it

You'd probably break its arms. It doesn't even look wide enough to take a dick judging by the way its legs work.

Scream and flail arms wildly, probably call the police

>>32130891
Pheromosa sure has a cute puss puss

>>32130891

Just got to be gentle. Doubt that it's that frail.

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>>32130815
Pick it up.

>>32130815
OwO

Get into my pajamas and invite it to watch wrestling with me.

>>32130815
Wonder how I got a bed.

>>32130815
>What's up you meme loving fuck

>>32131306

>Randy Orton RKOs both of you out of nowhere then sets your house on fire

>>32130815
Try and touch it?

>>32130815
Spray some repel on it and watch it squirm as it dies.

cuddle sweetly in the bed
Ok, realistically speaking 90% of /vp/ would freak the fuck out and run away from their own house

>>32130815
IM FEED IT SOM OF THOS BEANS

>>32130815
steal her shorts

>>32130815
Grab one of my flippers, crush it until dies and then buy new sheets.

Toss beast ball

She can run at 120mph and refuses to touch anything, you wouldn't even be able to touch her.

scream because pokemon is real and everything is a lie

book myself into the psych ward toot sweet

Jump out the window

>>32130815
Grab the raid. Damn roaches get bigger every year.

>>32130815
murder this shit immediately.

>>32130815
Kill it, steam my bed and wash my bedsheets and steam my bed again a week later to kill the babies. Damn bedbugs are a bitch to get rid of.

Snug the bug. She's clearly tired and just wants restful sleeps.

>>32131341
>sister abigail was a pheromosa trying to escape Randy Orton
fuck

>>32130815
Tell her to get the fuck out of my bed, I'm too tired for this shit

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>>32131458

>>32130815
Shit my pants and call area 51

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I have a plague

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>>32132343
it's too dangerous to go alone take this

>>32132343
is this a jojo reference?

Get excited about the fact that I have a bed now.
;_;

>>32132629
...fleas?

>>32130815
Cum inside her

>>32132819

Obviously it's Pheromosa trying to trick anon

By the fact is a UB, and is not a human, I prefer have it as a friend also I like its shorts and it's my favorite UB.

>>32132825
Pheromosa doesn't like being touched

>>32134881
That just makes it hotter!

>>32132833
Her being a flea makes sense with her agility.

>>32131436
underrated

>>32131466
This

do a 360 and walk away

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>>32135598
But you'll still be facing the same direction, anon! You silly goose!

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>>32135901
So?

>>32130815
wonder if my turkish friend is inviting family again without asking first

>>32130832
Spray to keep bug spray out of your room? I don't blame you, I wouldn't want anything that could hurt the Pheremosa in there either.

Start crying.

>>32131062
...Sauce?

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>>32130815

>>32130815
Ask it if it's feeling alright and what it's doing in my bed.

>see it
>wonder how it got there and what this means
>walk out and lock the door
>fastest change of clothes you've ever seen
>keys-wallet-phone
>walk to the nearest police station

>>32130928
>37/37

It is.

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>>32130815

>>32130815
Put a bucket of popcorn on its head

>>32130815
Make it my cum slave.

>>32130891
well, it is a cockroach. they're hard to kill

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>>32130815

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>>32137291

>>32130815
Whap it with a shoe

The other day at night I saw some sort of skinny big cockroach walking in the almost completely dark corridor of my apartment.
I chills and got cold sweat while freezing for a bunch of seconds, then started running and jumped on it while in full panick. After that I gathered a shitload of toilet paper a slowly cleaned the mess while looking away.

My house is clean, I have no idea how the fuck that thing got here.

>>32137291
Well this is an alien so it will likely work more than your everyday bug spray.

>>32138283
One of your neighbours is a filthbag