Pokewaifu Thread

>>32130245
GRASS DEER SWORD LADY

Yes.

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>>32130254
grass deer sword lady is the sexiest grass deer lady

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>>32130245

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>>32130245
She's a pretty lady

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>>32130245
The canonically best booty.

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>>32130245

>>32130245
Emolga pls go and stay go

>>32130285
top booties:
1. Mienshao
2. Zoroark
3. Virizion
4. Salazzle
5. Blaziken
6. Goodra
7. Lopunny
8. Sceptile
9. Latias
10. Garchomp

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>>32130361
>this entire list
god tier taste, I'd personally swap out garchomp for something else, not sure what though

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>>32130361
>tfw gen 5 is all about the booty

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>>32130297

>>32130361
Move Garchomp up to #4 and switch Salazzle for Bayleef

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>>32130413
>Salazzle for Bayleef

>>32130361
While I am an avid Zoroark gentle pat supporter, I don't think they really have that nice of an ass. Hell, Glaceon has a better one

>>32130467
>Salazzle
>Having a booty
She's rail-thin

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>>32130537
But her ass isnt. She got them birthing hips

>>32130545
>She got them birthing hips
>having birthing hips while having no ass
what did he mean by this?

>>32130585
ah, just realized that I read your post wrong

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>>32130585
No she fucking isn't

>>32130603
have you seen the model?
It's thicc

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>>32130603
what point are you trying to make?

>>32130610
>>32130614
>Big ass tail
She has literally no ass, her body is tubular with protruding limbs

>>32130622
...are you not seeing the thighs?

>>32130668
There are no thighs to see.

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>>32130714
do you have fucking brain damage?

>>32130742
Look at >>32130614 where do you see any fucking thighs on that skinny lizard?

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Purest snek waifu

>>32130777
right next to the tail, above the tinier legs
What is wrong with your eyesight?

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>>32130795
good taste

>>32130801
Wrong, that looks like you could wrap your hands around it
There's no way that even qualifies as thicc, do you need glasses?

>>32130861
>thicc
so you're retarded?

>>32130861
what kind of massive hands do you have? If salazzle wasn't small-sized those thighs would be even bigger. For the size it has, salazzle is thicc as fuck.

>>32130890
>>32130872
Please refer to >>32130361
>top booties
>booties
Salazzle has no ass, she has some scrawny thighs, even proportionally, but there's no way she'd make it onto a top ten for booty

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>>32130285
ec-fucking-scuse me? Look at these teardrop curves and tell me jetplane doesn't have the BEST ass.

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G O D D A M N

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what about the aero-ass?

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>>32130245
Thicc thighed wives

>>32131246
>putting an ass on a tube
this is only acceptable with lamias

>>32131351
>tfw can't find a froakie on GTS
>Link Trade fags all want tapus for shitmons
I was trying to get this Lv1 Froakie on link trade and this guys kept hitting me up with the I want to see other Pokemon like nigger I'm offering way above market value for your fucking frog quit trying to jew me any harder and take the fucking Steelix

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>>32130297
Sexy...

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>>32130561
I think they meant that her ass isn't thin, and that she has those hips. Not that she doesn't have an ass

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>>32131581
Leavanny is a cute!

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Claiming best waifu Fakemon.

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SEAL

WIFE

>>32132772
That's a THICC tail

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>>32132786
Primarina is thicc and thin in all the right places

>>32130297
Why is this bug so attractive?
I need help i love the bughorse

>>32132811
...Yeah, it's true, actually

>>32132838
bedroom eyes

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What's an activity you and your pokewaifu would enjoy doing together?

>>32133420
Gentle pats
constant fug

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>>32133420
Swimming and singing

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>>32133420
Foot massages, flying, and fug

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>>32134457
Uh, excuse me, but that's MY Pokewaifu that you just posted

>>32133420
#1 Pokewaifu is Latias
>tfw probably wouldn't have a chance
>tfw just going to backup pokewaifu Garchomp
Shopping for groceries or tending to berries, comfy stuff

>Pokewaifu

Summon the Tailsposter, the Pokephiles are getting horny again.

>>32134418
Cute!

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>>32134618
now that you mention it, I haven't seen the guy in forever, even in several pokewaifu threads. I wonder if he finally realized his efforts were pointless.

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>>32130285
>>32130361
>>32131196
Excuse you but that title belongs to Florges.

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I unironically love night doggo and nobody can stop me

>>32131900
Where's the other girls?

Can someone make a pastebin? I'm trying to find a fanfic of pokemon x human but these fanfic are a decade old. You think you could make some new ones?

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no love for the diamond waifu?

>>32130263
Underrated fox waifu.

>>32138484
How to fug rock

>>32139554
>she

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Fish is for
U
G

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>>32130245
>waifu Pheromosa
>disgusted by real cockroaches
Help

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>>32140681
Bug types are the best of waifus
It's just that IRL bugs are disgusting and unsettling, nothing wrong in seeing it that way.
desu a real-life pheromosa would be freaky as fuck

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>>32140715
>a real-life pheromosa would be freaky as fuck

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>>32140715
A real shame.

Nice taste in bug wives.

>>32140715

>IRL bugs are disgusting and unsettling

Bugs are cool as fuck and bug catching is still a hobby I keep as an adult.

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>>32140835

My nigga.

>>32140835
That's a neat shiny

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i want to cover the salad in my protein-rich dressing and lick it clean to regain my valuable nutrients

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>tfw you're waifu is a shitmon

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>>32143005
>your
Fuck me.

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>>32143023
It’s not a bug! It’s a plant!

>>32130245
>three musketeers
>lady
read a book

>>32143889
PMD and movie Virizion was a girl.

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>>32132772

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>>32143900
Yeah, they took inspiration in the three musketeers, that doesn’t mean they are the three musketeers also is not like japan is strange to genderbending historical and fictional characters

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>>32143441
It's super adorable!

>>32146413
this picture makes me want to commit heresy

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>all these posts
>not a single mention of phox

>>32144250
>genderbending
D E G E N E R A C Y

>>32146445
how do I fuck this thing?

>>32146459
>surprised by japan being degenerate
how new are you?
do i need to post ancient tentacle porn images

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Tentacles+Waifu=Best

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>>32140715
>real-life pokemon would be hideous or terrifying

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>>32140807
Bugs are fucking great
>tfw no realistic bug waifu

>>32146870
Japan pls

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>>32144197
Nice

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for marriage

>>32146671
put benis in bagina

>>32141672
lewd

>>32148504
What's behind the chest tuft?

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>>32149483
nothing

>>32149547
All that matters is that they feel real.

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>>32130245
>someone actually starting a pokewaifu thread with my waifu

Mah niggas.

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my wife
we are married and having children

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>>32133420
If talking about Zoroark, maybe we'll be playing pranks on people, and on each other.
And maybe some reading and watching tv.

>>32150692
Can a human impregnate a pokemon?

>>32150763
I'd like to believe so.

>>32150763
Someone post the cap

>>32150763
If you use the Ditto Condom Method.

>>32132772
>He likes traps

>>32150945
nicely memed

>>32132811
>>32132850
Dont worry, both of you will be the first to go on the day of the rope

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>>32150945
Nah man. My Primarina is female.
It's funny because I wasn't even going for a female at first since I was soft resetting for a good nature and got a Modest female.

>>32147905
Got more seal waifu donning a wedding dress or a maid outfit?

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>>32133420
Blasting music in the entire neighborhood and soaring the sky

>>32150856
That would turn into a threesome, anon

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>>32151779

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>>32130361
Phox is just modest about hers

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A lot of my favorite waifus are blue

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>>32130297
>>32131581
>>32131632

>>32139052
this way
https://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56562577

>>32154813
lewd

recommend me a mon to fap to.

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>>32155416
mewtwo is thicc and pretty and has tons of lewds.

>>32154813
That was way longer than I expected it to be but it was pretty good

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hawt

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>>32156243
I hate this place and everyone here

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>>32156243
oudda here u stinky lizer

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>>32156255
stay mad

>>32141672
Great taste

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>>32151779

>>32157143
That makes 3 Popmaids

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>>32130361
Fuckin' based butt

>>32158384
>popmaid
That's a blast from the past

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thicc

>>32131900
this fakemon was ruined for me once I noticed it was bald but the pre evos weren't.

>>32158384
>popmaid
remember the sperg-outs whenever any of the fan names were mentioned? People couldn't decide. What even were the other names?

>>32162113
Incineroar was Lucha Litten.
No name really ever stuck with Decidueye though.

>>32162284
Robinowl

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>>32160987
>Bald