/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32125125

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32125131
>You shake yourself off and try to pull yourself up. It wasn't too long a fall, just from second to first floor, but still.

>Wait a minute. Is that... yes! You've encountered a curse

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>>32125158
>of dragon.

>No wait, it's just a statue. Where the hell are you?

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>>32125169
Osha: Ron! Are you okay? I think we fell in some kind of theater or game room or something. Eva and Buddy found some kind of arcade cabinet and have been transfixed for a while now.

Eva: Dang Buddy, how are you so good at this game!

Buddy: Thanks! It's all in the thumbs!

>What will you do? 1 decides

>>32125196
Go check out what Buddy is playing. If it's a multiplayer game, challenge him.

>>32125196
Hide from Osha

>>32125196
Cum on the statue and then do this >>32125224

autism

>>32125235
Re

>>32125214
Guess I'll reroll.

>>32125196
Don't leave until you have the high score on every machine

>>32125265
This and then this >>32125238

>>32125265
reroll

Watch a movie with Osha and hold hands

>>32125196
destroy the arcades
We're here for work, not for games buddy

>>32125265
Re I guess

We are on a limited time frame tonight
so..

get better rolls

>>32125293
This, but make sure to grab some popcorn first

>>32125293
>spoiler
L-lewd

>>32125310
awe awe captain

>>32125196
wait what thumbs

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>>32125311
>>32125293
>You suggest you watch a movie together

Osha: Ron, we really don't have time for it.

Eva: Yeah, but we're also locked in and can't find the key so...

Buddy: We have been fighting almost non-stop Mr. Osha. It wouldn't hurt to take a little break, would it?

Osha: Well... I could use a rest...

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>>32125379
Osha: Ron, where did that popcorn come from?

>You look down at the bowl of freshly popped popcorn confused and shrug. More importantly, you lean over, cozying up in Osha's soft fur.

Osha: Erm, does anyone actually know how to work the movie stuff? Or where the movies are?

>>32125379
Watch A Clockwork Orange, bring the statue and every time porn shows up we grab Osha's crotch

>>32125421
>you lean over, cozying up in Osha's soft fur.
Don't do that don't tell him, but his fur kind of smells...

>>32125444
trips confirm
otter is musky

>>32125444
>>32125451
It smells like our cum

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>>32125421
>The screen suddenly lights up with a pair of eyes!

Screen: Hi there!

Everyone: !!

Screen: Do you know you guys are trespassing?

Osha: W-wait, we were lured into this mansion by force and this room is locked! We'll leave if you can tell us how!

Screen: Mmmm nope! You gotta die now. The floor in this room is electrified and can produce a shock that could fry even an electric type of your choice to a crisp. Still can't hurt an earth type though cause of that bullshit.
Anyway, you've got 3 seconds to get out or die. Have fun!

>2 next

>>32125482
lie on the ground and accept your fate

>>32125482
this movie stinks, throw the popcorn at the screen

Call him out on his bullshit

>>32125482
Ask osha if he has an electrostimulation fetish

>>32125482
Hold otter tight
if we die, we die together

>>32125489
re

>>32125500
This but with kiss and dick grab

>>32125482
Tell Rotom hi and ask for directions out.

>>32125489

rere

Stay on the couch where it's safe

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>>32125444
>>32125451

>>32125482
Sit and wait, he said the FLOOR is electrified

give OSHA a really long really intense sniff running your nose up and down his body, then say what he smells like outloud

>>32125482
Time's up, guys

If only Drilbur was here.

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>>32125500
Osha: Gck- Ron you're holding me too tight! Can't breathe...!

Slyveon: Wait a minute! We can just stay on these chairs! He said only the FLOOR is electrified

Screen: Hm, alright, go ahead with that if you think so.

Screen: 2 seconds

>3 next

>>32125597
Kindly tell rotom to stop and that we know he's a pokemon while getting on a chair

Become a ground type

>>32125597
Have eva use sand attack on the floor and then stand on it, ground is immune to electric

>>32125625
Re

>>32125636
re

>>32125597
Jump and furiously rape the screen

>>32125653
Secure

>>32125636
reroll

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>>32125653
>If you're going out, you're going out fucking! You furiously hump the screen to show it who's boss

Eva: THE GAME CABINETS. THE GAME CABINETS ARE SAFE

Screen: Haha, okay!

Osha: Oh geez, not like this, not like this...

Screen: And 1, and

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>>32125731

>>32125742
????

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>>32125742
Rotom: Heh, just kidding

Everyone:...

Rotom: Hi, I'm Rotom!

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>>32125770
>Osha runs up and swipes furiously at Rotom, his arms harmlessly passing through

Osha: YOU... DON'T... PRETEND... TO ELECTROCUTE PEOPLE!!

Rotom: Haha, I get that a lot. The floor's not actually electrified. Though there is a nice gaming tabletop that comes up out of it. So what's up, why are you here? Can I get you anything? Snacks? Drinks?

>5 next

>>32125796
comfort Osha he seems upset

>>32125796
Ask him if there are any good movies here and if he can unlock the door.

>>32125800
Do this

>>32125796
engadge in battle with rotom, we need to kill again this asshole.

>>32125796
Romantically calm Osha and take him up on the offer of snacks and drinks while trying to make some deep comments about how you all thought you were going to die

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>>32125811
>>32125800
>You comfort the shaken Osha, calmly stroking his fur and kissing his cheek gently

Eva: I think Osha's still in shellshock, so I guess I'll have to be the adult for now. If you're offering,
1: do you know how to get out of here? We can't find the key.
2: Got any items we can use
3: Do you know anything about this mansion or where we can find Buizel?

Rotom: In order, I don't know where the key went, I just phase through walls anyway. But the old owner left a note on where he hid it: Battleship, Bingo, and the weapon of choice of a troll. If you can figure that out, it's yours
You can check those vending machines for any items if you want. They're pretty old, but I think they still have some stuff in em.
And I haven't seen any Buizels around, but I have lived here a while. If there's anything in particular you want to know, just ask!

>7 next

>>32125888
Check the vending machines first, we need more stuff

>>32125907
secure

>>32125888
Pay the troll toll

>>32125888
Ask him to join us

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>>32125907
>>32125922
>This seems to be the only vending machine with stuff in it, but it looks like slim pickings
It has:
Oran berry: 5g
Heal Seed: 8g
Scrappy Seed: 10g
Reviver Seed: 15g
Warp Seed: 20g
TM 97 Dark Pulse 150g


Buddy: Your room is nice! Much better than the rest of the mansion.

Rotom: Thanks! I actually lived here when the original owners were here. Helped out with their research and everything! Shame about what happened to them though. Good thing I'm a ghost already! Those ghosts didn't look my way much when they took over.

>9 next

>>32125966
Use arm thrust on the vending machine to see if you can get anything for free

>>32125966
Check on Osha while asking Rotom what it plans to do/if it'd want to help us

>>32125966
Ask Rotom to hijack the vending machines and give you all the stuff in it.

>>32125979
re, but say please

>>32125966
>>32125888
The answer to the key puzzle is B8 btw

>>32125979
>>32125992
reroll

>>32125979
re

>>32126000
GOTEM!

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>>32125979
>>32125993
Rotom: Huh, I guess I could do that! Sure, why not. That stuff has just been rotting in there anyway

>Rotom hops inside the vending machine. With a grunt, he dumps out the machine's contents on the floor.

>>32125993
>And before you forget, you push the buttons B and 8 on the machine. A key, seemingly from nowhere, plops out of the machine

Rotom: OOH! Why, Ron, I didn't know you were *that* kinda pig ;)

>>32126060
Is rotom trying to join our harem? who's even in our harem?

>>32126060
wink back

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>>32126060
>Key in hand, you unlock the door.

Buddy: This was nice, not battling for once

Eva: Eh.

Buddy: And it was great meeting you Rotom!

Rotom: You guys too! Come back whenever! I bet I'll bet your high score by then, Buddy!

Eva: Geez, I'm the fairy type here and you two and your optimism are getting too sweet for me.

>>32126087
Complete list:
1. Wooper

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>>32126095
>You exit out of the game room back to the first floor hall. Welp, better go check that door!

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>>32126114
>All the pieces won from the mansion's bosses fly together, the white thing as the doors keyhole, which the key flies into and unlocks. The door swings open

>>32126107
>No nidorina
>No helioptile for Osha
well then, i guess we still have lot of work to do if we want to consider this mission a success.

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>>32126123
>The door creaks open to reveal a staircase, descending down into the pitch darkness of the mansion's basement.

Osha: I have a feeling something strong is down there. Hope we're ready for this...

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32126123
Perfect! Time to collect furniture and get the hell out of here.
Oh, and buizel too I guess.

>>32126136
we barely started why are we ending now?

I wish we recruited Rotom.

>>32126136
>the final boss is in the basement
and i was hoping we would fight in the roof, would've been cool.

>>32126146
He said we could go back anytime.

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>>32126136
Man I knew we wouldn't have much time tonight, but it felt extra short :/
(explanation for those who didn't see it in the last thread >>32124196)

Welp, see you all in a couple days... or more!

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>Cosied up to, stroked and got to kiss Osha without any negative responses

Proof that short is sweet

>>32126155
Well then,c-ya later op! VP is gonna be boring without you...

>>32126155
thanks for the thread and good luck on whatever you gotta do op