/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

First for save your candies. ;)

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hello Spoof cuck.

having fun sniping chansey's with only 65 iv across the world that run away after the first failed catch attempt? I'm having fun walking in my city, catching large amounts mons and collecting large amounts of stardust as well. You enjoy sniping those shit iv baby's across the map while i walk my 100 iv chansey which i hatched legit. While you're crying about another failed capture attempt, I will have claimed 10 gyms in my city thanks to the team i hatched and captured. I'll cash in 5000 stardust daily while you battle other neckbeard spoofers for 1 gym a day off in China

What's that? I'm a cuck for walking and playing the game like it should be played?

I'll remember that and then quickly forget it when i destroy a spoofers gym in my area and proceed to get my friends to stockpile it with Blissey's we all hatched and raised. While you cry and choke on your burger at home, i'll be out with friends and showing off my muscular legs i gained from all my hard work. I'll be getting laid while hatching a 90+ iv larvitar and you'll be failing another capture attempt on some low iv Chansey in Germany.

What's that? I'm still a cuck? I'll remember that when I bust a nut and she keeps on sucking.

>>32117086
for what?

So, update for gen 3 when?
>>32117089
Did. You're taking up space we need for real talking.

Really dude?

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I want to hold hands with Blissey.

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I'll ask again
anyone from phoenix, what pokes can i get there and where is best to catch them?
im going there in a few days, for a few day, my main goal is a tauros
pic related, my pokes (orange means evolved, blue means hatched)

>find high CP Togetic
>empties all my ultras and then runs away

Why live?

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>that shitmon that won't hold the fuck still

What's its name, /pgg/?

>>32117219
Sentry

>>32117219
all of them

these little fuckers that don't mattter and are only good for the +100 stardust costing me more than a single pokeball and more than 10 seconds of my life need to be reprogramed to just roll over, accept that I have caught them, and then willing go to their death as I sacrifice them to Hanke for 1 pointless candy

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>>32117146
35th ave and baseline is a magikarp nest. Gotta grind it while it's good

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>During the day i bike around the city to hatch my mons and catch whatever i can on the side
>During the night i'm sniping blissey's, chansey's, and other high IV mons across the world
The hybrid life is fun. I make gains and lose weight with my bike and stock up on glorious top tier mons while drinking a glass of fine wine. It's even better cuz i got a eevee nest just a block away from my house i can farm on all hours.

>>32117202
Isn't the catch rate of these things 5% or something? why is it so low anyway?

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>>32117382
Agreed hybrid life is best life.

>>32117382
As someone unfamiliar with the process of sniping, is it worth the risk getting your legit account banned by zipping around the globe? I only spoof every two weeks if a local nest changed to something worthwhile and the wheather's exceptionally shitt,, and I'm even paranoid about that.

>trying to figure out how to set up a city thingy with monocle or whatever
>bash: pip: command not found

I don't think I'm qualified to do this

>changed screen for halloween
>changed screen for christmas
>changed screen for christmas again because complaints
>changed screen for new year
>didn't change screen for valentines day
>didn't change screen for gen 2
>didn't change screen for carnival/pokémon day

They are getting pretty lazy, huh?

>>32117382
>>32117416
Cool autism

>>32117412
Probably to deter people from catching them since they're (((supposed))) to be obtained by hatching enough Togepis with Incubators you bought with Hankebucks to evolve a Togepi. I don't know why they didn't just make it unavailable like the item-evo Pokes but we there's no point in trying to question Niantic's "logic".

>>32117475
>they're (((supposed))) to be obtained by hatching enough Togepis with Incubators you bought with Hankebucks to evolve a Togepi.

If that were the case, they'd show up in 10k, or even 5k eggs. Togepi hatches from 2k eggs.

>>32117474
There's gonna be a new one for the year anniversary and it'll just be the original loading screen :^)

>>32117490
It can still be the case despite hatching from 2k's (they originally hatched from 5k's didn't they?). Since you only get 6-10 candy from hatching a Togepi, and they're pretty uncommon, you'll need to hatch a good number of them, which means more incubators, which means more Hankebucks spent

>magikarp removed from eggs
>paras still in 5k eggs

Who makes these retarded decissions?

>>32117524
The same people who decided to rework the egg groups but not change their buddy distance.

>complaining about magikarp not being in eggs
ffs. if you're that much in need of them i'll give you a nice water biome to spoof at. Go to Theodore Roosevelt Island. I caught enough magikarp the other night to evolve 3 100 IV's into Rados. Area also has dratini and dragonair spawn in lots as well.

>inb4 durr i dont spoof cuz im not cuck

Your lose then Nigger

>>32117524
incompetent idiots

>bellsprout removed
>magikarp
>geodude, paras, staru still in eggs for no fucking reason

they should honesttly just put all pokemon in eggs but have different catagories of eggs

>2k common
>2k uncommon
>5k common
>5k uncommon
>10 common
>10 uncommon
eggs
then give us the ability to drop eggs
that way whenever we get these shitty uncommon eggs we can just throw them away before they hatch since we would throw away whatever is inside them anyway

>>32117581
>Your lose then Nigger
That about sums up the quality of this general.

>>32117581
I may give that a try, thank you. It was more of a comparison tho, most people would prefer magikarp over paras, wouldn't they? I don't get why they remove something that people would want to hatch while keeping something noone really cares about.

>>32117629
I understand what you mean. Of course once gen 3 drops no doubt they will rework the egg system again so i guess we wait until then and hope for the best

>>32117524
motherFUCKERS

Was really there a need to remove one of the few good things that comes out of 2km eggs?

also please stop saying 5k you dumb amerifag

>>32117597
>geodude

Geodude is rare as fuck for me, maybe if they could programme eggs to hatch things less common in your biome eggs would feel rewarding again.

Didn't they also drop the IVs on most hatches? Feel like I get loads of 70%ers these days compared to pre gen 2.

>>32117688
I'm a eurofag, I'm just really lazy. *5 kilometer eggs. satisfied?

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>10km egg hatches
>it's a Pineco

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>>32117711
>10 km egg hatches
>it's an Aerodactyl

>>32117201
Have you see it's new defensive moveset? Volt Switch/Discharge can kill even an offensive Rhydon if it doesn't dodge every discharge.

>>32117711
>10km egg hatches
>it's a mantine
>+20 mantine candies
>300 total

End me, my biome is so shit while those faggots in the desert ones get both mareep and larvitar.

Shame they never made a good ice psuedo, so my little island is basically fucked for every generation.

>>32117711
>10km egg hatches
>68% iv dratini

*hits transfer button*

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Place your bets, /pogo/
First one to guess one right gets it named after them!

>>32117708
ok let me rethink this
the last post was just kind of a really quick bad solution

BETTER SOLUTION TO EGGS IN POGO
>Egg groups are 2k, 5k, and 10k
>allow all currently avaliable base form pokemon to be in eggs
>divide pokemon up into different egg groups according to rarity
>allow trainers to exclude specific pokemon based on their choice. give them a % of each egg group they are allowed to exclude and never hatch
>if the trainer has over 1000 candies of any individual species give trainers the option of excluding that species as well
>eggs should now start baseline 12IVs in every stat and roll 5 times. take the highest roll for each stat

k no more shitmon from eggs
no more bad IVs from eggs
exclude things you find commonly from eggs but leave in for others
eggs are now interesting and people actually want to hatch them rather than just doing it as a chore and hoping that the only actually valuable (10k eggs) don't hatch into one of the various shitmon that come out of them

>>32117783
Aerodactyl
Sudowoodo
Mantine

>>32117783
Onix, Pineco, Mantine, Dratini

>>32117797
What about the 5km? It's just as close

>>32117804
eevee

>>32117453
I've fucked up while sniping 3 three times already... All within a 48 hour period... Got a 4 hour ban each time which couldn't be reset by spinning a stop 40 times... Haven't lost my account yet, but I'm not so sure about the future.. Anyway, if you don't fuck up you should be fine.

>>32117819
>>32117802
>>32117797
Posting results now
Only one of you were right but it was in the wrong order

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First 10k
Not too uncommon around here

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Second 10k:
UH OH
JACKPOT

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Third 10k:
HAPPY FEET
WOMBO COMBO

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Do you believe in the multiverse, walkcuck?

> I do.

You see, it might be difficult for your walkie brain to comprehend, but using the principles of quantum mechanics the spoofer knows that the universe we inhabit is not the only one of its kind. In the sixth dimension, the dimension of all possible organizations of matter, a virtually infinite number of worlds exists- each slightly different from the last.

Keeping up, walkie? I know all of that walking and monotonous Pidgey catching must be like soaking your brain in Coca Cola.

If the multiverse exists, I want you to consider this. There is also an infinite number of variations of yourself, walkcuck. Yes, that's right. And an infinite number of variations of myself as well. There's also an infinite amount of Dragonites and Tyranitars for us to snipe as well, but let's stay off that topic for the time being.

You see, throughout space and time and all of existence, the spoofer is present. Each day we devote ourselves to a new endeavor, a new pursuit of knowledge. Today I might pick up the flute, or paint a dazzling portrait of a forgotten love. Tomorrow I may cook a lasagna or learn how to speak Portuguese.

Every day. And each variant of myself likewise is breaking extraordinary barriers, exploring the depths of human knowledge and creativity. In all the multiverse there is a swarm of spoofers, taken together possessing an infinite range of talents, carving out the darkness of ignorance with extraordinary speed.

And there are also endless walkies, catching endless trashmons for endless Hankes.

You should really try broadening your horizons sometime, walkie. You never know what conclusions you'll reach.

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5k:
Oh well

Where can I learn to spoof properly?
Like how can I snipe without getting soft-banned/banned?
Can I use my PC or do I have to use my phone?

>>32117791
>no more bad IVs from eggs
Egg IVs are all 10-15.

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>>32117934
>>32117952
>>32117969
>>32117984
you got shit, son
>Su
>do
>fucking
>woodoo

>>32117776
>hatch a Larvitar
>"OH YEAH NIGGA IT'S HAPPE-"
>10/10/10
trashman.jpg

>>32118426
ouch
atleast you can walk it till you get a good one?

>>32118369
Hey, Mareep are rare around here. We've got primarily a water biome. Hoping I can be the first with an Ampharos

>>32118368
which clearly isn't high enough

when the general consensus is anything below ~95% is trash you have a problem. maybe a CP rebalance would help to make IVs less important or a way to increase them in game. or a way to breed for guaranteed higher IVs but currently the amount of pure randomness and luck element in this game is too high and something should be done to curb it

>>32118457
I've caught a 78% one, but that seems to be as good as it'll ever get for Larvitars in this area

>>32118524
>when the general consensus is anything below ~95% is trash you have a problem
This is only true if you're autistic, the real difference between an 80% poke and a 95% poke is negligible. It doesn't matter how they decide to do stats, autists will always sperg out about having the best possible stats at all times.

>>32118542
the difference between 80% and 100% can be hundreds of CP which is more than enough to make a pokemon useless since CP is everything and the difference of even a few hundred is back breaking

>>32118524
there's another problem in addition to IVs
i've reolled a 95 dratini only to get fucked with the worst moveset upon evolving to dragonite

>>32118542
This. Besides, IVs only really matter on defense. When it comes to offense, it's all about the moveset which is far more important.

>>32118560
High CP only matters for Pokemon being thrown in gyms, and most of those are meme Pokemon with shit defenses (Dragonite, Tyranitar, Gyarados, etc).

>>32118563
As >>32118560 said, CP is everything, all that matters is that your Dragonite will sit high up in a gym. Moves are irrelevant, any competent player with a Lapras or Cloyster or any other counter is going to take it out with ease regardless of its moves.

>>32118563
moves are a completely seperate issue but still tied into the total RNG fuckery that the game has going on and also need to be dealt with
but unlike IVs that one has a simple solution

NEW ITEM
Heart Scale
randomly drops from stops
use this item on a pokemon to have them relearn one move of your choice from all available moves that they have ever been able to know

no more discontinued movesets
no more bad move high IV pokemon (at least not forever)
problem solved

>>32118579
true but a CP rebalace would help make it so that those meme pokemon aren't as dominant as they are and we could also make it so that IVs are less important to CP

the ideal solution would be to throw the whole system out the window, move to the 6 stat system, go to a turn based environment and port pokemon over a 1 for 1 copy of what they were in the mainline games but since that is never going to happen we should probably solve IVs and movesets being shit in their current form

>>32118608
>the ideal solution would be to throw the whole system out the window, move to the 6 stat system, go to a turn based environment and port pokemon over a 1 for 1 copy of what they were in the mainline games

So... just play the mainline games.

>>32118626
unfortunately the mainline games aren't AR mmorps or I probably would

>>32118642
At least 50% of the playerbase spoofs anyway, so it's not like it's much different.

>>32118560
>the difference between 80% and 100% can be hundreds of CP
This only matters for the mons with caps above 3k.

99% of the population doesn't care nor do they have the levels needed to notice.

As >>32118542 said, you're just autistic.

>>32118648
yeah but that will change and when it does I would like to have a functioning pokemon game that I can play in the real world where I am not punished through absolutely no fault of my own and have methods to rectify mistakes caused by a shitty dice roll system

this is like basic game design 101
you put in a treadmill get players on it
randomness can be a factor on that treadmill but when the randomness causes players to potentially play for a lifetime and not get what they want you have a problem
so you implement systems that are also lengthy and grindy, to keep people playing, but you make them guaranteed outcomes so that people can watch a bar fill up or count the number going higher until they eventually get what they want and feel rewarded

the current system has half of that
you work for months walking something (which is too long to begin with and the candy system should be throw out the window as well) only to evolve it and get shit moves. Or you wait for months and finally find something cool only to have it have shit IVs and feel bad with no way to fix it

give players a method to fix the shittyness of the game fucking them and they won't resort to spoofing as much and will enjoy the game more.

>>32118702
as >>32118648
said 50% of the population spoofs, so clearly 50% of the population cares enough to cheat the system in an attempt to not get fucked by it

care to explain why grass is better at prestiging against rhydon than water? rhydon absolutely decimates my golducks and starmies when training but when attacking i always use vape. is this thing accurate?

>>32118741
Rhydon usually carries Mud Slap, and sometimes Earthquake, which Grass-types resist. Rock Smash is also common, which is why Venusaur and Victreebel are there.

Water-types don't have any resistances against anything Rhydon can potentially pack.

>>32118776
Should i use my 1283 cp RL/SLB victreebel over my 1283 cp WG/HP starmie? RL seems slow as shit.

Also idky it recommends it over VW esp cause solar beam only takes off 40-50% of the vapes health and it's left with 10% by the time you use it, spamminv VW to kill it before it can get off one last charge move is why i dont like using victreebel and prefer venusaur when training

>>32118829
Since you're using lower CP mons, you're going to end up taking more damage due to the stat differences. In cases like this, type matchups make a much bigger different than they would if you were attacking with a matching CP 'mon.

Razor Leaf gives more energy, but Vine Whip has more DPS, which is why most people go with Razor Leaf. It doesn't really matter in the end.

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>>32118741
>.jpg

Any good nests cords?

>>32118921
massive scyther nest

41.866333,-87.6067829

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Oh, hello walkcuck. On your way home from walking around? I see. Long walk? What do you find on your walks again? Pidgeys? Spinaraks? Rattatas? That sounds rough walkcuck, I feel bad for you.

What am I doing, you ask? Oh walkcuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I spoof, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Walkcuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened spoofer's boredom.

Be careful where you step by the way, walkcuck, this *is* a homicide scene.

It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it walkcuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals- oh wait, you'll never know that feel.

Walkie, you spend all day walking around, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about playing legit, but at the end of the day you're wandering aimlessly for trash Pokemon you already have 15+ of. Unlike me, who /snipes5blisseysin15minutes/.

You see, spoofing allows me to dedicate my time to educate myself. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened spoofdom allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.

In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a walkie like you, distraught from walking. He just wanted to be /rollingdragoniteandtyranitar/ like me. Hanke worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.

That's right, walkcuck. It's not a murder after all. The cops over there won't figure it out for a while. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains from shin splints.

The spoofer, however, feels nothing. Except comfiness, of course.

There's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a spoofer like me. Why?

It's elementary, my dear walkcuck...

>>32118906
>counter /close combat primapes
Does this mean i need new ones? I have some at 1150-1300 with LK/Cross Chop ive always used. Are they worse now or are the new moves just better?

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>>32118457
>2017 + pinap berries
>walking a dratini

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How'd you do today?
2 Larvitar
2 Pineco
1 Dratini
1 Lapras
1 Chansey
1 Skarmory
1 Gligar

Pretty damn versatile rarity range if you ask me.

>>32117292
All of the this

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>yfw nearly caught 30 Dragonites just in the past two days along
WEW LAD

>>32119601
Shame their IV's are less then 50 eh Spoof cuck?

Hatched a 96% yanma, what's this thing even good for

>>32119829
Yanmega

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>>32119465

>2 Pineco
>2 Dratini

I'll... take it if only for the fact I can evolve a Pineco and also one step closer to another Dragonite. That and I never hatched Dratini's before.

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>>32119852
Dratinis now have a 1/5th chance rfom hatching a 10KM egg, the same as Pineco.

>>32119320
>>2017 + pinap berries
FUCK YES

I love Pinap berries.

When trading

>>32119601
BTFO!
T
F
O
!
>>32119631

I just teleported to China, picked up a shitmon Tyranitar, then teleported back to my apartment and caught it for 21 candies. Now I teleport to norway for a 100iv lvl 30 eevee

59.198880,9.616299

then back home to evolve it. They both clearly identify where I caught them and on what day. Locations physically impossible to reach within the same day.


How the FUCK is this still possible with this "game"? The only karma to this is I now have 4 fucking perfect 100iv flareons named Rainer all sitting at 2490

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>>32117711
>10km egg hatches
>it's a Miltank

>>32120081
The bigger question is why is there an Eevee in the middle of the water?

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>>32120081
>Tfw i caught an ampharos in Malaysia, a Blissey in the Netherlands, a tyranitar in Japan, a gyarados in Washington, a perfect IV dratini in Canada all in the same hour.

>>32120106
to make sure walkfags don't get an accidental even playing field

>>32117146
Tempe beach park is a totodile/voltorb nest

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>>32119868
Welp, that's an old pic. Have a little bit more candy compared to back then.

Also, I just hit 100 Relaxo candies for the first time since the Japan event started and I ran out of them :(

Why does the spoof fag, spoof?
Because his obese body can't move from his bed

why did the spoof fag cross the globe?
To snipe a 4 IV Dragonite

Why did the spoof fag hide in only 1 gym?
Because all his alts are in there.

Why didnt the spoof fag find 9 more gyms?
Because he didnt have enough alts to spoof in.

Why did the spoof fag cry himself to sleep last night?
Because the 44 IV Blissey ran after the first throw.

Why did the spoof fag kill himself?
Because his alts got banned thanks to him mass multi evolving and his gym got taken over by a resident walkie that lives right beside the gym

>>32120196

WOAHHH MAN SPOOFERS BTFO XD

>>32120196
I'm not even spoofing and I feel sorry for you.

Just ignore them

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>scrolling through twitter
>see this
thought it was Nick for a second

>>32120271
Really dude?

>>32120106

It's in the process of becoming a Vaporeon.

Is it just me, or are the spawns a lot shittier after the gen II update? It used to be that you could find 'uncommon' mons like, say, Growlithe or Oddish easily if you went out of your way to walk around for ten to twenty minutes, but now it just feels like literally everything I encounter is an absolute shitmon. Sentret, Spinarak, Ledyba, Swinub, Natu and Murkrow, plus the occasional Pidgey and Weedle, that's all I ever find anymore.

Why do I have the candies to evolve 5 Swinub but not even a single Mareep? I get that some Pokémon are more rare than others, but goddamn.

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>>32120196
Wew lad, butthurt much?

>>32120352
>tfw live in Florida
>farming Heracross and Corsola for trading

Gonna get me some good stuff

>>32120196
I mean, spoofers are the scum of the earth, but it's not like that's gonna help them change their ways. They have objectively higher odds of encountering good-IV mons than legit players do. I mean, your average spoofer can find like a dozen Chanseys in a day if he wants to. On the other hand, the only Chansey I've gotten since August 2016 was a lucky draw from an egg.

The real issue with spoofing that I can't understand is that you're literally cheating at a walking game. There's literally nothing enjoyable about it if you take out the outdoor aspect. Might as well download a rom and play an actual Pokémon game.

They're also antisocial. Earlier I saw some spoofer fighting a gym nearby (the battle animation was playing but there was no-one around), and when I tried to put in my own Pokémon I noticed that it was a level 2 gym with two Blisseys in it and no open spot, so I basically have to wait until someone from another team takes it out because prestiging against this thing is torture.

>>32120375
As a hybrid player (spoof when at home funposting on 4chan/walkfag during the day), causing you walkfaggots immense butthurt with our 100% IV Blissey gyms is part of the fun.

Taking down those opposing Blissey gyms with my army of perfect Dragonites and Tyranitars is also fun.

But collecting all those rares is my biggest thrill.

>>32120417
So why is this being posted to every thread now?

What's the context? There's never any explanation past the "THIS GUY BAD MAN" bit and they demand photos of the guy but presumably the picture is of the guy so I don't know what else they want from this.
This also seems to be Ingress specific, so why is it showing up now? And I doubt any of us are capable of hunting a NEET in Japan when we're all physically not in Japan.

>>32120404

What team are you then?

>>32118741
>>32118906
>best prestigers against Blissey/Snorlax are fighting types
t. someone who's never used those two before

My 2500 Machamp loses to Snorlaxes, never mind one with 1000 less CP

>>32120429
Instinct.

>>32120430
l2dodge

>>32120443

I wasn't that guy to begin with but care to help out with a somewhat stagnant gym problem in my area? This one in general hasn't been touched in months yet it would have been the easiest to take in my opinion. I'd play dirty like them with alt accounts but I lack one.

>>32120271

Send it to him

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>>32120430
How are you such a looser? My 2500 Machamp kills 3000 Blisseys

>>32120271

I was scrolling through this thread and thought the thumbnail was him. lol is nick a tranny now?

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>>32120271

Is putting a TTar halfway up a gym with Fire Blast doing my team a disservice?

>>32120673
no only blisseys are a disservice

is adding pokestops possible? there's a castle near me and it's not a pokestop, meanwhile a bridge with a flower drawn on it is...

>>32120700
What? You mean a Blissey at the bottom. That's shitty to make your teammates prestiege off of an undying tank, but my Blissey rests at #4 in a competitive gym and I'm positive that's the reason it hasn't been taken down (that, and two other blissey one above me one below).
>>32120731
No, not directly at least. You COULD contact niantic but chances of them doing anything immediately are slim. You might need strength in numbers behind you to get their attention.

>>32120138
>100 Relaxo candies
>Relaxo
The only german poke name which is better than the english

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How many unowns have you caught /vp/?

There should be a berry that prevents pokémon from running. I just had a fucking dragonite run from me after the first throw, shit like this is why this game is unfun. You find something rare and it just runs.

>>32120778
Zero because I am not a sniping faggot like you

>>32120673
As long as it sits above every Blissey ever, knock yourself out.

>>32120803

> bawww everyone who has an unown must be a spoofer.

Kill yourself, walkcuck.

>>32120817
Not him but damn you are a faggot. Spoofers aren't all fags, just you. You must realize most people who don't cheat have probably zero. Please, show off how well you can cheat more, we're all so impressed.

>>32120829

Getting so butt blasted over a video game is not a good look for you.

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Do these fuckers actually have a higher flee rate when you use pinap berry on them? A 300-something Larvitar shouldn't flee after just one ultra ball. The circle was green but I also used pinap. Not the first time it happens either...

>>32120196
>Why does the spoof fag, spoof?

They made larvitar, porygon, snorlax, lapras, and chansey rarer than dratini rather than a nest spawns. Simple as that.

>>32120942

yuuuuuuuuus

>Wish for stagnant gyms to be cleared
>Spoofers now constantly attack it everyday

Fucking mankeys paw

>>32120942

Naysayers BTFO

>>32120942

Thank you, based Hanke!

>>32120942
I can't find this on pokemongolive.com

>>32120942
>no link
>not on the website
>game is fucking dead anyway

Have your (You)s

>>32120942

H A N K E
A
N
K
E

>>32120942
>it's literally fucking nothing
The worst part is they would pull this shit off

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>>32120942
>pic related
heres your (You)

repost the pic pls

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>>32121001

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>>32121001
Here, I saved it. Pretty good fake. Could trick some normie youtubers with it.

>>32121008
thanks, famalam

wew, it's something.

unless they'll make the drop rate lower than the evo items

>>32121017
>>32121012

scratch that, I'm dumb.

>>32121012
>Could trick some normie youtubers with it

Ali-A is probably already filming about it. Fucking faggot.

>>32121012

looks good, gonna post it to my local faceberg group

>>32121008
>>32121012

Fuck. I thought it was real for a second. Would be a nice event desu.

Stardust needs a rework, it is way too dependant on gyms right now.

>>32116572
why do you think milktank is unavailable

>>32121145

because it's region locked...

>>32120942

What did I miss?

>>32121364
It isn't

>>32121374
see
>>32121012

> raise convert_to_error(kind, result)
>queue.Empty

What did he mean by this?

>>32121012

Hope you saved your candies :^)

Pokemon Centers when

>>32121649
When we're able to change a Pokemon's moves

The next event will be 60 minute lucky eggs and single use incubators

>>32121364
>because it's region locked...

Miltank isn't region locked you utter noob.

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When will we get Gen V? Can't wait for Gothorita (the Cassy pokemon)!

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>>32120196
>Why did the walkcuck cross the road?
To reclaim his gym from the spoofer.

>Have you heard the one about what it's like to be a walkcuck?
Never mind, you'd be too busy catching Pidgeys.

>Did you hear about the walkcuck that jumped out of a plane?
Hanke said a spoofer banwave was "up in the air."

>How do you make a walkcuck bend over?
Give him a 60 IV Lapras.

>Once again, the walkcuck's girlfriend called out the spoofer's name during sex...
Fortunately, the walkcuck was out walking and didn't hear.

>What does a spoofer do every afternoon at exactly 5 minutes past 2?
Anything he wants, walkie, just like any other time!

>>32118608
>NEW ITEM
>Heart Scale
>randomly drops from stops
>use this item on a pokemon to have them relearn one move of your choice from all available moves that they have ever been able to know

That would completely remove any incentive to go out and catch more of that Pokemon species, and everyone would just have the same moves. Shit idea.

>>32121755
>not Dark/Psychic
I'm still mad

>>32121755
I just want gen 4 so I can evolve all the useless shitmons I caught right now.

>tfw sitting on almost 600 murkrow candy

Hanke please.

>>32121859

Not if it has the same drop rate as Evo items.

>>32121887
Maybe. If it had the rarity of a specific evo item, I guess it wouldn't be too overpowered

Any good nest cords anon is willing to share?

There's yama in san mateo

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Hello again spoof fag.

you enjoying sniping those 26 IV Chansey's in Las Vegas last night? While you were having a heartbreak from catching one, I was hatching a perfect IV Larvitar and Dratini from my 10k's. Want to know what was even better? I've been walking my first Larvitar since gen 2 dropped and i got over 720 KM's on it.

You see spoof fag, thanks to me also hatching numerous ones I now have the perfect Tyranitar in my backpack. While you were shitting your pants and wasting your time on low IV rare mons I now have taken out 7 gyms with just my Tyranitar alone and cashed in on 10 gyms thanks to my 3 previous gyms still being held by fellow walkers like me.

What's that? Why don't I just snipe Larvitar across the globe? Because I don't feel like shitting up my backpack with low IV larvitars, when Hanke is blessing me with lots of 10k eggs and lots of Larvitar hatches. I already got 4 Larvitars sitting at 90+ IV and that 100 IV Tyranitar I told you about. You see spoof fag, while you waste time sniping across the world and getting soft banned every minute, I'll be hatching more near perfect baby's to evolve and help other players take back gyms with.

You see spoof fag, while you are a social recluse in your house, i'm out socializing and meeting other Pokemon Go players who play the game like it should be. Be it on Instinct, Mystic, or Valor, we becomes bros and help each other out when spoofers run rampant and ruin our teams good name. It's even better when you go to the bar with these bros and while you're drinking you see you've wandered into a Machop nest and realize taking down those spoofer gyms with Blissey's is now getting easier.

What's that spoof fag? You think I can't touch your gym stocked with Blissey's with 2500+ cp? Oh? D-did I just solo that gym you had nicely stocked up? Oh for shame, maybe if you and other spoofers didnt put in 30- IV Blissey's and actually raised a perfect specimen you may have given me a challenge.

>>32121859
>use item
>the move randomly change to the same move.

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>>32122067
>walkfag got so assblasted by the spooffag frogposter that he tried cobbling up pasta but somehow made it worse than the frogposter's

maybe he actually has a point of how pathetic you guys are

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>>32122130
>Realizes he got BTFO by walk fag being superior
>N-no he's just mad cuz frog poster pasta is better! He's mad guys! He has to be!
SIlly delusional Spoofie

>>32122151
so you're admitting the frogposter's pasta is better?

>He's mad guys! He has to be!
when you write a giant pasta like that to counteract the frogposter seeking (You)s, you probably are

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>>32122170
>Thinking walker post is a pasta when it's actually real life rewarding him for playing the game like it should be.
Do you enjoy sucking spoof cuck boy? Do you enjoy the illusion spoofers are the master race? Do you enjoy wasting your life in your bed while your poor grandmother has to change your shit bucket for you every hour? You poor slut, enjoy getting fucked by the real master race.

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*blocks your path*

>>32122219
really dude?

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>>32122199
>0/14
this game is fucking rigged.

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>>32122219
Really dude?

>>32122219
just out of curiosity, if your friend saw a folder of pictures of this skinny white guy on you pc, what would they think? If you don't have friends then father/mother/sibling/cousin/roomate etc. They would think you're autistically homosex, right?

>>32122270
All you have to say is no homo and it's instantly not gay. Trust me, i'm a doctor.

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>>32122270

>>32122067

>this is what walkcucks actually believe

You can try to justify your shitty way of playing video games, but when the sun goes down, who is still being the very best like no one ever was? Walkfags or the glorious spoofer master race?

I'll wait while you neck yourself

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Can we just go back to hankeposting?

>>32122270
>white

>>32122067
Did you even proofread that shit? Atleast the frogposter puts in some effort.

>>32122356

muh half white privilege

Where is the greatest place to cuck Instinct gym bois? I wanna take down their gyms and put a 10 cp Weedle in every one just to annoy the fuck out of them.

>>32122342
how about some shitty memes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ueycNrzwF0

>spooffags and walkfags falseflagging
>candysavers
>hapatipsnickposting
>cassyposting
>hankeposting
I haven't visited these threads for a few days but it seems like I haven't missed anything

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>>32122317

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Just found a snorlax in my small town. My brother ran across town half naked in rainy and windy weather just to catch it. :^)

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>>32121755
Who ready for Togekiss and Honchkrow here?

>>32122399

Just pick one of the two instinct gyms in existence, or both if you're feeling particularly ambitious.

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>yfw Legendary birds and dogs end up being team exclusive
What's your reaction bros?

>>32122543
That's the reason I picked Valor desu

>>32122543

Does gen 3 have a set of legendary triplets?

>>32122560
Golems
now fuck off for not knowing this

>>32122543
that's the reason I'm Mystic
altho Instinct would be the masterrace with both Raikou and Zapdos

>>32122543
my favorite bird is zapdos, so that's good
but I prefer Suicune from the legendary puppos

>>32122489
That bird is everywhere.

I don't even check the IV, just throw them right into the candy machine.
I'm in it for the dust and the XP, I haven't played Pokémon since Gold/Silver.

Does Mantine get an evolution? I get enough of them from eggs to open a fish restaurant.

>>32117711
>3 gligars in a row
>finally my first mantine
>under 80%

also still nothing but paras, staryu, and psyduck from my 5ks.

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I don't spoof. How's my team for being a lvl 24 instinct walkfag?

broken leg, cant go out, need to rest, running low on stardust, wutdo?

>>32122680
Play a better game

>>32122680
Buy some crutches or a wheelchair :^)

>>32122672
I hatched 6 mantine in 9 10 km eggs, careful with what you wish.

>>32122678
better than mine as a lvl 29 instinct walkfag

>>32122680
Stop playing

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>>32122678
Better than mine, I think.

And I'm lvl 33 (730,000/1,000,000).

I will never win.

>>32122678
>I don't spoof
doing good

>it's an uploading a fan's episode episode

>throw nanab berry at pokémon
>it attacks anyway

can they just remove these shitty things from the game?

>>32122543
I'd like Zapdos but getting Suicune would be great.

>>32122680
play pokemon Conquest and wait to heal

>it's a Lv20fag who doesn't do gym battles because his phone is too shit episode

>it's a fat nigger episode

>it's an "anon tries to figure out monocle but is an incompotent retard" epsisode

i spoofed today

>>32122896

We all did.

>>32122829
>>32122851


this dumb nignog is talking about battling and taking down a gym from his own team kek

>doesn't have a sycther
>sycther is on the nearby list
>doesn't go after it

Shinnys when.

>>32122829

I was going to give him the benefit of this video being old, but it's from February 7th. Guy fucking sucks. This is nothing more than Nick trying to be "diverse". He sucks as a player, sucks at filming/editing, and sucks as a host.

>name is smart
>has an IQ of about 60

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>Mfw i hatch a perfect IV Dratini while some poor spoof fag fails to catch a 16 IV dragonite in Hong kong
>mfw the spoof cuck is drowning his tears in 4 Triple Whopper heavy all's from Burger King while i'm drinking a pint with my fellow walk bros at the nearby bar.

>>32122636
>Does Mantine get an evolution?
In Emerald Green it does

>>32123001
>diverse
has he ever hosted someone who's both white and male?

>>32123108

/r/thathappened

>>32122636
>Does Mantine get an evolution?
>he doesn't know all 802 Pokemon
Get out.

>>32122636
No, but lucky you it gets a preevolution. you can evolve even more mantines once gen 4 drops ! :^)

REEE I HATE GOFAG KANTOBABIES THAT DIDN'T PLAY ALL THE MAINLINE GAMES

>>32123217

No one cares, dumb faggot. The majority of people only know gen 1 and maybe gen 2. Those who continued to play after that tend to be contrarian youngfags or straight up losers. Which are you?

>>32123233
Where do you think you are?

>>32123217
everything after crystal is shit.

>>32123191
It's been well over 10 years since I played the old games, I even forgot some from gen 2. There were some real shitters in it.

I wish regional differences in Pokémon would stop so I could catch them all.
>Lapras will never come out of my egg

>>32123244
>everything after crystal is shit including the objectively superior remake of crystal
kek

Is PTC down again?

>>32123217
>implying
>>32123244
wrong

>>32122678
>2 tyranitars
>2 blisseys
>level 24
I think you meant you just started spoofing

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>>32123217
>KANTOBABIES
mfw i realize kanto must be the region ash starts out in in pallet town in blue

>>32117202
Damn that reminded me of when I tried to catch articuno

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>tfw watching assmad normie trying to train gym, taking it head on, going up in 200xp increments

it was 38.5k/40k and is 2200 drago, 2557 blissey, 2751 espeon, 2782 blissey

little cuck didn't just halve the drago twice.

Is Volt Switch superior or inferior to Thunderbolt on Jolteon?

The Gamepress site says that Volt Switch has higher DPS, but the and the DB site and Rankedboost site give conflicting information, saying that Thundershock is better

pokedex100 shows a 97 IV Larvitar
>port to it
>its CP is only 67
>Don't even have 4000 stardust
>it will never reach it's glorious highest level without a shit ton of dust
Is this karma for being a spoofer?

>>32117219
skarmory

Found my first one today, but failed to catch it. It's CP was in the high 1300's.

>>32123618
If youre level 30, go for L1-L5 3rd form pokemon. You'll get 500 dust a catch

>it's a black retard in a country he shouldn't even be in episode

Really, dude?

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Is there a more satisfying feeling?

>>32123491
no i Havent. I caught a lot of Chansey's during the valentine's event and when gen 2 dropped i was blessed by the RNG god's with several Larvitar hatches from my 10k's. added the fact I work night time security and i'm constantly patrolling several blocks a night (around 20 km's a night, 5 nights out of the week) I'm rolling in larvitar candies thanks to the buddy system

>>32123662
Why did u make a new account? My poketracker accounts would hit level 24 in 10 hours if i put them on ditto mode

>>32123614
Volt Switch is the electric equivalent of Bubble. Slow, hard to dodge with, but very strong and good on energy gain. Due to Jolteon's poor bulk, it's not the best option, but it depends on how you button mash.

>>32123689
I didnt make a new account. I've had this account since October of last year. Why would you assume i'm using a new account?

>>32123614
Volt Switch is superior on defense except Jolteon can't abuse the move to its full potential due to poor bulk.

It WOULD be great on Ampharos but its max CP is just too low to contest gyms.

>>32123661
check the evo3community tab for the discord for about a hundred of these candy dispensers an hour. I have an army of 50cp dragonites :^)

>>32123740
Sorry, I don't spoof but thanks anyways. :^)

>>32123614

It's shit. Jolteon needs to dodge attacks in order to be useful.

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>samefag
I dont know what to delete. If i delete hyper potions then hit gyms tomorrow I'll waste max potions on prestigemons

>>32123811
>118 max revives

When are you ever going to have that many pokemon faint before you refill? I never keep more than 30 of each revive.

>Pokemon Go does not have a speed stat, so this huge advantage that allowed Gengar to function as a lead or as a sweeper is gone. Without the ability to act first, Ghost moves are a bit underwhelming. Whereas Gengar was typically able to One-Hit-KO Psychic types before they acted, he must now stand and fight as Psychics take advantage of his part-Poison typing.

>His Ghost typing afforded him many advantages in previous games. One of the most important was the immunity to Normal-type attacks such as Body Slam, Hyper Beam, Extreme Speed, Quick Attack, and even Explosion or Self Destruct. These moves were all common in one game or another (or several) and Gengar could switch in on them for free and take no damage. In the case of Explosion and Self Destruct, used by multiple ubiquitous Pokemon in the R/B/Y metagame, a Gengar switch-in earned you a free Pokemon advantage merely for having him on your team and predicting the move. That coveted immunity is now merely a resistance, as Pokemon Go has no immunities.
I had no idea gengar was such a beast in the main series games. I didnt know it was supposed to have an advantage over snorlax like this

>see 88 iv relaxo's in spoof feed
>it's CP is only 67
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32123699
>>32123723
>>32123764
Okay good, I was worried I would have to raise up ANOTHER jolteon, but I never put Jolteon on defense already. i already have a Thundershock/Thunderbolt "Really Strong" Jolteon for offense.

>>32123838
You forgot to mention its Levitate ability making it immune to earthquake

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>>32123895
Got some bad news for you

Anyone know of a good cfw to use with android that will allow me to have root and SU access without stopping me from playing GO? (preferably at least similar to android 6.0)

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>97 iv Tyranitar in Japan
>Port to it, it's in the middle of the fucking water
>CP is 3267
>Didnt snipe it, got soft ban
>no stops around
>only 50 Ultra balls left
>Fuck
>drop 40 ultras and a few extra
>soft ban is gone
>6 balls left
> the motherfucker breaks out by the first shake even with razz berries deployed
>it runs when i'm down to my last ball
>mfw i realize Godzilla escaped me

Skarmony is pretty good vs, Snorlax.

>>32124071
If it's still there, you got coordinates?

>>32124093

39.035181, 125.769502

>>32124093
it disappeared when I pulled out my alt to try again. got the error message when i clicked it. sorry mate

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>>32123838
>as Pokemon Go has no immunities.
Wrong. Pokemon GO grants immunity to spoofers.

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S A V E
Y O U R
C A N D I E S

Spoofers are trash and all neckbread virgins who will never make gains like us walk fags do.

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Heart scales when?

>>32124488
This, though expect for all of them to say "U just mad walkfag ;)"

>>32124488
>implying you'll make gains just by walking

Not even a spoofer. You're deluded if you think just by walking you'll get /fit/.

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>>32124488

>it's a butthurt walkie cuck post

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>>32124488
Take note, everybody. This is your typical walkie. Months of performing the same menial tasks of catching Pidgeys and reclaiming his gym from spoofers over and over again has reduced the only words in his insult vocabulary to "neckbeard" and "virgin." If you were to look inside his skull, you would only find a pile of cerebral mush with a little bit of Hanke's semen mixed within.

Why would anyone *choose* to be a walkie?

>>32124490

tf is that

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I'm pretty sure no one here actually (((walks))) right? I mean why would you waste so much time, resources and most importantly; effort into a mobile game? Not least that there clearly is a proven, much more superior way of playing this game.

Seems like a very (((reddit))) thing to be a walkfag desu.

>>32124781
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pokemon+heart+scale

>tfw someone attacked a gym knocking only my pokémon out

Why would you hurt my feelings like that?

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>>32124490
lol

>>32124885
I did this to two valor scum in the past two months, they don't bother putting their mons in gyms anymore in my neighborhood kek

>>32124605
Go back to /b/ dumb frogposter

>>32124781
In the main games, they allow your pokemon to relearn one move. If they were implemented in Pokemon Go, perhaps they could reroll your moveset once.

>>32123833
going for 10 gyms it goes fast.

>>32123811
throw ultraballs and pinaps

>>32125168
With good enough attackers I might lose 1 or two per gym attack, mainly due to not hitting switch quick enough.

118 is excessive dude, even with 10 gyms.

>>32125105
I mean, the gym is in walking distance so I just prestiged it to 10 again and replaced the shitmon with something that won't sit on the bottom.

>>32123914
ruh roh

>local gym has 5 BLISSEYS in it

maybe ill start spoofing finally

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Just found this on facebook lads

>>32125688
At least wait until the next thread

>>32125700

Why? Just saw it now. Is it a secret or something?

>>32125688

H Y P E

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>>32125688
>>32125717
You're not serious are you?

>>32125717

>>32121008
>>32121012

>>32125688

pls be real

I'm sitting on nearly 400 pidgeys + like 15 gen 2 evos for the dex.

>>32125735
>>32125740

Ah fuuuuuuuuuuck. I should've know you pranksters were behind it.

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>>32125733
>>32125717
>>32125743

>>32125688

Anon, I have some bad news...

Someone post that fake event to leddit. I don't have an account.

>>32125752

Always lurk through the thread before posting. Usually someone will already have posted what you're about to.

I've yet to see an attractive girl playing this game out in the wild. A bunch of fat mexican chicks and nerdy gamergurl bitches.

>>32125777

Done.

POLL:

Do you spoof?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12573254

>>32125671

Welcome, brother.

>>32125821

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>>32125840

New Thread

>>32125840

New Thread

>>32125840

>>32125671
Don't do it! Don't give in!