Why are all of the TV shows in Alola about malasadas?

Hau is not actually a human being but a ghost possessing all of the TVs
Alola is doomed to watch malasadas for all eternity

Because they're just really that good I guess

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>>32106075
So...he's a Rotom?

>>32106109
no, he's a bottom

>>32106087
A malasada is just an overcooked filled doughnut.

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>>32106049
because every native Alolan is addicted to them. Alola keeps it's economy going by filling the Malasadas with additives and airing Malasada commercials nonstop. It's promoted as a guardian-approved food since the Tapu's get a share of the profits.

Once you eat one, you're hooked for life

>>32106192
MASALADAS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE

>>32106217
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL THEM!

>>32106192
>The Tapus bow to the malasadas
>The malasadas own every Ultra Beast research plant in Alola
>The malasadas have made contact with UBs
>Malasadas have unearthly powers
>We can only hope the malasadas are benevolent

>>32106254
WE MUST STOP THE MALASADA EXPORTS TO OTHER REGIONS

>>32106049
Because everyone in Alola is a fat fuck.

>>32106049
Because Alola is just that boring, and also part of the US everyone wants to get fat by eating tons shitty unhealthy food

>>32106049
Hau is actually the son of the CEO in charge of Alolan TV broadcasting.

>>32107985
>Malasadoffs
There's that rundown