>>32100149
I want to die.
>>32100251
Why?
>>32100149
ALOLA!
>>32100251
ALOLA!
>>32101165
ALOLA!
ALOLA EVERYBODY!
>>32101165
UBs killed my friends, family and everybody I love. Alola is hell. Hell on earth.
>>32100149
someone post the edit
>>32101199
Move then
Hey guys, I'm going on a date tomorrow with that Kahuna from Konikoni City. Any advice?
>>32101311
If you value your life, cancel it.
Lele doesn't like it when her staus quo is broken.
Guys, check out this sweet Pikachu I caught!
>>32100149
me holding the Rowlet
>>32101311
Leave her! She smell like dirt
>>32100149
Why do Alolan Exeggutor have to be so fucking frustrating to care for? They are way to bloody tall to properly clean and feed without a ladder. Doesn't help that a heard of wild ones could start an artillery strike at any moment either.
>>32101311
Yeah right cousin, just like you totally used to have that girlfriend in Kanto?
>>32101473
That Pikachu looks... damaged. You better not have done something nasty to it.
Would anyone love to try some fresh all natural cutiefly honey I've been harvesting?
They say it's the sweetest thing you'll ever taste and it's good for you too, no additives here!
>>32102188
>cutiefly honey
The name alone sounds sweeter than anything.
>>32102189
It's called "On the Fly" Alolan branded honey. Produced on Alolan soil made be free range cutieflys and it'll have this for the logo.
>>32102189
Sounds like it could be the name of an anime.
>>32101473
That's not a Pikachu
>>32101428
So... Lele is available?
>>32101473
Bro, I've got some bad news...
>>32102189
Can I make a Muk lose its mind wolfing down that honey?
>>32101473
Mimikyu is the biggest fucking attention whore. Diglett and Forretress have been hiding from people for 2 fucking decades, but when Mimikyu does it, it's a special thing for some fucking reason. Fuck Mimikyu.
Maaan, why is it so... damn... hot...?
We... We don't really feel like... moving around... much today... Better take it... nice and slow...
>>32103551
It's always hot, fucking deal with it
So shouldn't we do something about that hoard of Popplio, Brionne, and Primarina heading in our town's direction?
Alola friends! Anyone wanna go surfing with my Raichu and grab some pancakes after?
>>32103531
It's designed itself to look like another pokemon, no other mon has done that
>>32101192
ARORA!
>>32103975
Sounds good cousin! Don't forget though that is Persian inspection day!
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>>32100149
ALOLA EVERYBODY!
ALOLA!
ALOLA IS RIGHTFUL KANTO CLAY
UNOVANS CAN FUCK OFF
>>32105157
Say that to my face motherfucker and not online and just see what happens!
>>32105157
>>32105518
Don't got blowing each other up again
>>32105157
Let them stay, anon. Soon, the glorious Kanto region will take over Unova too, so it will all be part of Kanto.
>>32105534
I don't see why you Kantonese are so damn proud of your shithole, even fucking Johto, the place you cucked out of a league is better.
Hello where are the Malasadas?
What the fuck is this jellyfish doing in air and why is it persuing me?
Anyone else like to watch the Malasadas on TV? I feel like its better than the real thing. I sure hope they never stop telling us about the Malasadas on TV! Any other program, and I think I'd just go and Hyper Beam an orphanage!
>>32100149
Who's the cutest Pokemon around where and why is it Bounsweet and its evolution?
>>32106201
t. Mallow
Everybody! This is my new boyfriend! Isn't he the hottest?
>>32106395
He looks like he'd die to a stiff breeze
>>32101311
Make sure to wrap it before you tap it