How about a Friday Guzma thread for old times sake? Plumeria, Team Skull Grunts and Nanu are welcome too.I miss these threads.
as someone who has never gone in these threads
what even happens here?
i have a feeling it's just people who want to fuck guzma
>>32099384
Talk headcanons, ships, share pictures, talk about how much we want to get fucked/fuck guzma along with others in team skull, slowed down a bunch now that the hype has worn off
God, he's perfect.
>>32099406
so i was right
i want to be impregnated by guzma!
So, what even happened to /guz/?
It all of a sudden just... went away.
>>32099549
No hype to keep it alive, finish the game and nothing else for guzma beyond fanart, and that slows down too
>>32099526
I want Guzma to fill me with his seed but not impregnate me because holy hell I can just about manage to keep myself alive.
>>32099583
You can fantasize about him impregnating you. I do it all of the time and it makes my ladyparts churn.
Yum
Guzma in winter clothes is so hot
>>32099611
So when Guzma said he got possessed by a Nihilego, was there a reason why it didn't stick to him like Lusamine's?
>>32099626
Probably because he resembled a Xurkitree, so it knew not to fuck with him
>>32099639
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>>32099653
I like to think of this scenario as me
so are the majority of posters in these threads girls or gay dudes
infact is there anyone in these threads who doesn't want to fuck guzma
>>32099759
Daddy Guzma is adorable and makes my heart melt
>>32099770
We went through this before and concluded both.
>>32099770
pretty mixed, pretty much everyone wants to bang him though
>>32099781
Are these Guzma flowers?
>>32099798
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>>32099851
Let it die you thirsty roasties
>>32099863
They're swimming.
>>32099875
Not until ya boy takes me to Flavortown.
What if Guzma is actually like 17 or some shit? I know he's acquainted with Kukui but it doesn't mean they're the same age. But sometimes it feels like he is younger than what we think but maybe he is like 19? And I know blah blah trial captains too old but becoming a captain in your late teen
>>32099928
I'd place him at around ~22 to 25 desu.
>>32099947
They make it sound like he left home not so long ago, maybe 3 years have passed since he left? Either way... I want to bite his neck.
>>32099928
I feel like's he in his late 20s to early 30s
>>32099997
I sometimes imagine him being 28. Seems like a sexy age
>>32099986
I do too, Anon.And grind myself against his leg while I curl my fingers in his hair.
>>32100048
I'm so frustrated that Guzma doesn't have a card yet, or hasn't appeared in the anime. I am growing impatient!
istehre any crossdressign guzma yet?
>>32100162
goddamnit go away
at least stop namefagging
>>32100174
Is that the girl who faps nonstop? Sounds annoying.
>>32100192
yes but she used to be anonymous
>>32100197
Oh. I'm going to call her stupid.
>>32100162
You're stupid.
it's ya boy
>>32100174
you guys deserve her. She's the same as all your other posters
>>32100217
No! Poor Guzma... but I'd still bite his neck.
>>32100222
The rest of us aren't posting our tits and dicks like free candy, though.
>>32100222
at least the other posters know how to fucking type
>>32100217
>>32100243
He's a cutie pie
>>32100239
wew, calm down there roastie. all I did was not capitalize the first sentence and not put a period at the end of the second one, which you didn't do either of those. does this trigger you?
i guess when they say girls like bad boys they were right
>>32100263
Bad boys prove to females that they can survive harshness. The risks they take and assertiveness show both dominance and a healthy gene pool. They are like the brightest peacocks of the deserts. It's a nature thing.
>>32100170
oh nvm i found at least one
>>32100174
no
>>32100215
thanks!
guzma and plumeria never interact even once in the game and that pisses me off
>>32100309
This drawing is actually cute. I take back my insult.
>>32100162
>>32100309
fujo pls go
>>32100320
It's absolute bullshit
>>32100380
Cutieflies and Guzma are the cutest
eyy it's me haha ya boy guzma
>>32100380
Dont forget the best one
>>32100403
oh man that's perfect
>>32100396
Aww he is still so adorable.
I miss these threads. They made me write for the first time in years.
man, the difference between what people thought his character was going to be pre-release vs what it actually was is amazing
though i won't lie i feel like game freak could've executed him a little better
>>32100325
thanks
>>32100374
no
>>32100485
He's better than expected to me. I just hope for the next installments of the games, he comes back and has a bigger role. I like to imagine some years pass and Guzma is a gym leader or some shit. Maybe even an E4 member. And he's married to the female MCyes, aged-up. It would be cute, and he has a wedding ring with a dawn stone in it, which is the stone he gives you years before.
>>32100515
What's up with the 'library' in your name?
>>32100509
fixed your compression
>>32100528
because someone in a thread gave her that name because she fapped in a library and posted in a pokeboy thread while doing so
>>32100528
she masturbated in a public library and posted about it in a pokemen thread
i was feeling really depressed so i'm glad theres a thread for my favorite boy
what makes him so fuckable to you guys and gals
i'm just here to post fanart
>>32100548
>>32100556
Gonna need proof
>>32100600
His height
His appearance
His eyes
His expressions
His hair
His attitude
His way of getting in your face
His intimidating demeanor
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>>32100652
And >>32100655
Look at this fucking sex god.
>>32100651
all starts here
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/31930104/
Enough art. Post fic.
>>32100741
never enough art my dude
>>32100741
I saved the link to the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/mV4FhyC2
>>32100741
Haven't seen any good fics lately. One that I was actually enjoying is becoming more slow on updates, which is disappointing. Now, I just see the same shit scenarios being written terribly.
>>32100760
Yeah sadly good fics have slowed down, nothing really new that's all that great
>>32100396
anyone have any more of these edits? i remember some ones of him in swim trunks and stuff
>>32101063
I have this one I made a long time ago, where he looks like a porn director.
Guznanu bump.
>haven't been here for two months cuz I thought we were dead due lack poke spe manga and anime appearance, Guzma related content etc. And yet, here we are.
Good to be home I guess.
>>32103244
We are still kinda dead, there just isn't enough content and hype for continuous threads like there used to be. Here's to hoping for him to appear in something soon.
>>32099549
A lot of us made a discord and just post there. Our own little containment barrier away from the rest of the world.
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>>32103836
>Manga got updated
>Guzma is in
Here's page found on other thread. That can do while waiting for better scans. >>32103938
That's kinda dead too.
>>32103938
>guzma with fangs
MUH
i want tosmoke meth withguzma!!
>>32104198
I'm so glad that Guzma has a jew nose now.
Or should I say ...Jewzma
>>32104825
His nose has always been big. It's one of the characteristics of his that can not be unnoticed.
>>32105215
This. Same with his strong jawline, it's just a part of him.
What do you call someone who has traits that can be considered "unattractive" but still manages to be good-looking regardless?
>>32104198Wait who are you in the chat?
New people could bring some new life into it.
>>32105369I don't want to tell. But by dead I meant that when Septapus bot is the only one that writes something once in a while, though there are legit people writing and posting on some of the rooms. I just get little sad when I see some rooms having replies and it just Septapus. I miss people.
>>32105443I know there was a kerfuffle with some tumblrinas getting in and causing all kinds of bullshit and making people not want to post anymore. They are now banned.
>>32105470Yeah, but that was long time ago. Unless I have missed something recently, but that's not important. Well, at least I have the server and this thread again for Guzma posting.
>>32105328
Jolie laide?
Pretty in uncovenient ways?
>implying ya boi is ugly
He just has a lot of testosterone.
I love him.
>>32105600
It's kinda funny how attracted to Guzma I am, considering how he's pretty much the opposite of my type. I'm typically into boyish guys but I'm all over him anyways.
He's like the one exception.
>>32105637
So do I. I wish he was in the anime already or something.
>>32105666
Can't blame you. I don't know if it's because of subconscious mind looks for a mate that can produce a healthy offspring and the characteristics like a >>32105244 strong jawline are the mark of having a lot of testosterone and good immune system seem very attractive despite him being a cartoon.
>>32103938
I never really paid attention to the discord, tbqh.
>>32105328
>>32105600
>>32105666
I never thought that he was ugly. Masculine yes, but ugly? No. Or maybe he is, but I just can't see it. It has been this way for 7 months.
I miss these threads. Guzposting was like some strange two month detour from life. A little bubble that we'll never be able to get back.
Oh well, I had a lot of fun writing for you all even if my fanfiction urge is now gone.
>>32106179
I do too, Anon. Which fics did you write, though?If you happen to be Zivvanon or HugeDokuroBugs then I love your work.
>officer guzma will never arrest you
>he will never throw you over his shoulder and carry you back to the station when you resist
>>32106244Thanks, anon! It was a good time.
>>32105713
Or that he is just unconveniently attractive.
>>32106179
Yeah, these threads were my highlight of the day. Always had the tab open during the class and checked all the posts afterwards.
>>32104198
My beautiful husbando gets another spotlight. He's so handsome!
And I feel guilty not visiting the Discord in a long-ass while. Mainly been too busy to even draw fresh Guz art. Sorry, peeps.
>>32109717
It's ok. I have finals coming and have been less active due that.
>>32106387
why live
You guys heard about the rumor of Pokemon Sun & Moon game with a minor change possibly on Switch in fall or wintern 2018?
>>32112554
Why on earth make a third game for S&M? What if it's the same story with some minor change (like what) but otherwise it's exact same game in HD?
>>32112787
>tramp stamp
What a slut.
>>32112782
>you will never feel his warmth against you
Why live
>>32113013
Cute!
>guzma's face when we let the thread get to page 9
>>32114625
Timezones man. It's a little over midnight here.