/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

first for the cuck was right about spoofers

Second for hybrid life best life

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>>32099261

second for spoofing is for fags

5th for cucking Nick and making him eat the cream pie.

pokehuntr rarity tiers are fucking stupid and wrong

>>32099279
Really dude?

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Spoof faggots will never enjoy the gains from PoGoing with a weight vest

>>32099369
>tfw walked over 1000 miles since September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

>>32099369
>facebook_ifunny_...
professional shitposter right here

>>32099393
I also enjoy downloading thumbnails and watching everyone sperg out

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Daily reminder that spoofers are smelly shut in losers who are probably obese too.

>>32099435
#triggered #healthyateverysize

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>>32099435
Well I am smelly, and I am a shut in loser, but I'm not fat. Not yet...

There's a Vaporeon near a Dratini at Disney World RIHGT NOW

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>>32099451
AT THE GYM WHILE OWNING THE GYM. TYPICAL VALOR FRIDAY NIGHT.

>>32099496
Damn straight brother
Don't forget to activate your almonds

>>32099624
>that really activates my almonds
I don't know who that guy was who wrote that gamer fuel article but his is a godsend.

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>>32099658
>gamer fuel article

Newfag detected.

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can any spoof fags identify this joypad app/gps spoof app?

>>32099723
Not a spoofing app, it's a Samsung app if I remember correctly

>>32099723
what a retard

>>32099723
It's a samsung app that improves fps on certain games.

Basically you're a little retarded snitching bitch.

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Why, hello there walkcuck! It's me again.

I see you've managed to make it to another weekend. Congratulations! While you were walking away this week to maybe earn some coins (hopefully before I spoof to your gym and claim it, of course!) I finished my second novel. I'm in the process of creating the cover as you read this. You see, with my unlimited free time and superior intellect, I am able to learn almost anything my heart desires.

Better go to bed early, walkie. Who knows, maybe Hanke will finally start a new event tomorrow and you'll want to be well rested for that! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be staying up late sipping coffee, thinking about what color to use for the background, and skyping with this cute femanon I met on Omegle. Maybe, if you're lucky, that washed up single mom will message you back on OKCupid and let you play Pokemon Go with her kids all weekend for the chance that you might get a pity fuck.

Later, walktaters!

>>32099435
>mad walkcuck spends his days walking to be gym fodder for my and other spoofers' amusement
>thinks we're the inferior ones

LMAOing at your logic. You walk so we can thrive and yet you somehow do enough mental gymnastics to think you come out ahead. Very sad!

>>32099801

Kek

>hatch 95% dratin
Yes
Thank you jesus
Now to walk 500 km

>Babby's second night spoofing
>notice friendly gym at lvl 9
>decide to claim the last spot
>notice all slots are occupied by one guy and his alt accounts
>its just the same name with numbers.
>meanwhile a bunch of low lvl valor gyms are nearby and untouched.
Why the fuck dont you just take the other gyms instead of stockpiling it into one gym? all this guys alts have mons in the 3k cp zone

>put Stantler as lead in a gym
>get demolished instantly

i love this game

>>32099801
coffee's gross

have a real drink, like chocolate milk

>>32100009
>spoiling chocolate with milk
Top pleb.

These fucking spoofers just won't stop with this one gym. There's like 10 or more other fucking gyms in the area yet they are only targeting this specific one.

>>32099801
Actually fairly believable that your average spoofer is an unemployed "author" who spends Friday nights alone showing his dick to randos on omegle.

>>32100009
>drinking chocolate milk over the age of 15
Coffee tastes better as you grow older, it's like beer.

>>32100333
>shit-tasting drinks become slightly less intolerable when you've forced yourself to drink it over decades of your life
I suppose even Bear Grylls is used to his piss by this point

>>32100333
chocolate milk never stops being literally perfection, faggot

>>32100333
I've always liked chocolate milk and coffee, but beer is just garbage desu

>>32100333
You've grown up so much during your freshman year of college anon

>>32100333
Chocolate milk > coffee > beer
I've grown to appreciate some forms of the latter two like you said, but nothing beats choco milk comfort

I can see the chocolate milk shills have entered the thread.

Why won't big business let us post about spoofing in peace???

>>32100946
Never underestimate the food lobbies, let alone the dairy lobby. The food lobby is always behind crazy shit like making people believe brown sugar was bad for you in the 30s, the BACON = BEST memes, and the sheer billions of government funding they get while pretending farms aren't economically viable.

>>32100946
My goal is to spoof until I can hold 20 gyms at a time for that 10,000 daily stardust. I just don't have 20 pokemon over 3000 so it's a chore. Once gen 3 comes out and the game is revamped I intend on playing normally again, or at least until I get bored or hit a wall again.

>>32100392
There is no need for a drink to be that sweet. It's the same reason why adults don't eat candy as much as children do.

>>32100978
Sort of this. I like the taste of choco milk over beer and coffee but they all have their uses. Beer is for awkward parties where I know no one and it's free. Coffee is for the morning. Choco milk is for occasions because it's not fucking good for you.

>>32101004
>letting the hole get fully covered with milk so it pulses as it goes out and empties slower than possible
>being this inefficient at dumping chocolate milk
Why is everyone here such a shitter.

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>>32101004
>sick_fuck.avi

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>>32101004
N-NANI!?

I've got two Espeon, one with 14 in all stats and Confusion/Future SIght, the other is perfect and has Confusion/Psybeam. Now I don't understand why Psybeam would be a better defensive moveset if Psybeam does the same damage combined as Future Sight does at once. If they're gonna dodge attacks, they're gonna dodge them all, so Psybeam attacking twice seems like a hindrance since it's open to attack in between charge moves whereas Futuresight kitty goes back to high dps confusion once the opponent dodges FS.

>>32101040
More charge moves means more time wasted trying to dodge or tanking shots to the face because you'd rather just screen mash more.

Be honest, when you were facing a 4-5 bar Water Pulse or Twister mon, how many of those did you bother to dodge?

>>32101058
So it's an effort to time them out? Espeon can't survive long enough to do that.
I almost wrote a goddamn essay but tl;dr yes I dodge almost every attack, now assuming the enemy dodges every attack, what makes psybeam better than FS?

>>32100965
and now they're here, in OUR blissey sex threads, trying to make us hate beer and coffee. digusting

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<<< WANTED >>> 3,000,000YEN
JAP'S PIG FACE,
Ingress's account name is SkipAway.
This man was to watch out in injury and burglarizing in Tokyo and around Yatsuka Station,Soka, Saitama
SkipAway raped many people and hurt many people with violence.

指名手配犯 犯罪者 賞金300万円
ジャップの豚顔、イングレスのアカウント名はSkipAwayです。
この男は、傷害事件と強盗を東京都と埼玉県草加市谷塚駅周辺で起こしました。
SkipAway はたくさんの人々をストーキングや脅迫、性暴力を起こしました。
太いフレームのメガネの小太り、マッシュルームカットの豚が手配中。見つけたら警察に連絡しよう。

>>32101084
Anything related to "defensive movesets" is just memes about how inconvenient they are but ultimately not making a difference.

It's just an excuse to put a mon with shit movesets into a gym without feeling bad about the dice roll.

>>32101103
That's not entirely true. Do a battle sim of Machamp V Tyranitar (Iron Tail & Crunch / Bite & Stone Edge) to see the difference, it's definitely there since the defender and you get charge from being hit.

>>32101110
>sic'ing a glass cannon like Machamp against a powerhouse like Tyranitar instead of just using a vape
Yeah, it inconveniences you for drafting badly. Doesn't really mean much.

>>32101117
Most of my good Vaporeon are stowed away in gyms friend. Not to mention, Machamp walks away with about the same amount of health that Vaporeon does assuming you dodge everything. Even if you only dodged charge attacks, only Machamp walks away since it resists dark. It can make a difference, trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKu5HmUHKQA
Cassy is about to do a seafood Mukbang

>>32101084
Assuming you dodge everything...
Psybeam does more damage and is best if the enemy just tries to brute force trough you and is worse for defending when the enemy dodges everything. Short answer, you have both, power them both up, to answer dodgers, brute forcers, and people in between.

>>32101206
She's got a face for radio

>>32099248

>Be me.

>Be rollerblade instinct fag.

>Be taking out 6 close-by gyms in a graveyard with lots of stops.

>Rollerblades help me get candy for raremons

>Valor keeps fighting back and retaking the gyms

>Mystic entered the fray a few days ago.

>Other Instinct players are rallying to the battle

>I've gymed so much the game has almost stopped giving me potions.

>tfw 450 greatballs

Im going to a nearby nature reserve with the gf to catch raremon. Wish me luck pokebros.

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>spin pokestop
>Pokeball
>Pokeball
>Potion

>>32101283
3 items are normal. You got a normal spin. I'm sorry 50 XP isn't worth throwing items away for you.

>>32101152
>Most of my good Vaporeon are stowed away in gyms friend.

You're saying this like good Vaporeons are rare and difficult to come by.

Another goddamm Mantine in my 10km egg.

I will never get that Lapras.

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>>32101346
>tfw you see them and have to check to see if it has water moves
>usually does
>stay home

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>>32099391
lazy

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>>32101446
>>32101461
wtf. here

>>32101446
>>32101466
>1365 eggs in 3300km
Somebody's a fag buying too many incubators.

Blissey 50.351822, 7.596757 IV98 CP 2480 ZH/DG

Is there any way of spoofing on PC atm?
apparently BlueStacks have given up on PoGo so is the only way to spoof now on Android/Iphone?

I'm using one of the spoofing options in the links, and every so often, I'm randomly shunted back to my actual location before being returned to my spoofed location. It hasn't triggered any bans yet, Im wondering if this is normal though. Also do you spoof on your main account or do you guys have a separate one for it?

>>32101526
>Im wondering if this is normal though.

If you're using an Android, yes. You can use tinfoil to lessen it, but it'll always be there.
If you're using iOS, git fucking gud.

>>32101526
>Also do you spoof on your main account or do you guys have a separate one for it?
I have a seperate one. I do this >>32099299

For those looking for a king...

Slowpoke 26.130556,-80.327882 IV100 CP1032 L30 M
[Confusion/Psychic] Capture Rate: 42% 56% 66% 20 MINUTE

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>took two gyms and cashed out 90 coins
>caught Yanma at a pokestop
>trained a stable gym back up to 50k
>got a sixth 10km egg, now to wait for easter event

Comfy day.

>>32101498
Doesn't make him less of a fag.

>>32101526

>Also do you spoof on your main account or do you guys have a separate one for it?

I use my main account, either I get banned or I don't, desu getting banned would be good.

>>32101536
Androidcucks have to play with tin foil kek
while iOS users never experience rubberbanding, get to see ivs and moveset for every mon we touch, even have a 100% cords feed within the app

>>32101558
dratini 100iv 10 mins 22.255795
,114.180953
b4 i go no idea what level for 30+ mine was sub level 20

>>32101586
Hence why I said if he's rubber banding with iOS he's retarded and should off himself.

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>>32101592
what i catch

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>>32101607
what i keep (minus dratini chucked that)

>>32101586
>even have a 100% cords feed
paste url.txt pls mine sucks

>>32101493
>>1365 eggs in 3300km
>Somebody's a fag buying too many incubators.
That's about 2.4km per egg. Regardless of the 40-50 free uses they give you. 60% of the excess is from gym coins and 40% from money. I probably woulf be averaging 2.9-3.2km per egg if i only used unlimiteds

Can you actually random evolve an Umbreon or Espeon or do you have to do some bullshit to get them?

post your lowest cp evo3/final form (rare) mon

i believe these are referred to as JUST mons but i dont have a reddit subscription

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>>32101686
not spoofed either

:179: Mareep|

24.78079,
121.07099


100% !CP: 760 LVL: 30 Thunder Shock/Thunderbolt (Best ATK MS) ^Sex:

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>does /pgg/ battle more or train?

I used to have had a much higher number of trained than one, esp cause it was summer and training with one pokemon at a time meant far more battles (rounds)

>open game
>2950 blissey is back after being stuck on a blissey gym for 2 weeks

meh

>>32101877
Good now you can max it out

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Few questions for you Pokémon GO experts!

Is there a maximum amount of coins you can redeem per day?

On how many devices simultaneously can you mass-evolve?

Does the infamous 'bubblestrat' still work, and if yes, how?

Is every Unown (26 + 2) catchable in Pokémon GO?

What are the rarest catchable Pokémon at the moment (in terms of % chance of spawning)?

What will be Niantic's next steps in regards of new content?

>>32101922
>Is there a maximum amount of coins you can redeem per day?
100
>On how many devices simultaneously can you mass-evolve?
1
>Does the infamous 'bubblestrat' still work, and if yes, how?
yes, astonish gastly + confusion attacker
>Is every Unown (26 + 2) catchable in Pokémon GO?
i guess, not sure
>What are the rarest catchable Pokémon at the moment (in terms of % chance of spawning)?
probably unknown
>What will be Niantic's next steps in regards of new content?
. . .

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>>32101922
>Is there a maximum amount of coins you can redeem per day?
100 every 21 hours. You can put more than 10 Pokemon in gyms, but 100 coins is all you'll get after that.

>On how many devices simultaneously can you mass-evolve?
1

>Does the infamous 'bubblestrat' still work, and if yes, how?
Sort of. There are other methods now.

>Is every Unown (26 + 2) catchable in Pokémon GO?
Every Unown is catchable. I'm not sure about ? and ! though.

>What are the rarest catchable Pokémon at the moment (in terms of % chance of spawning)?
Unown

>What will be Niantic's next steps in regards of new content?
Making you save your candies.

>>32101922
>On how many devices simultaneously can you mass-evolve?

>>32101927 >>32101930
>1

That's not true. Not him, but I'm often turning on 2-3 devices with a Lucky Egg to triple the EXP I would normally get. Could even do 4-5 if I'd want.

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>>32101090
>in OUR blissey sex threads
If only she got some good fucking lewds. 100% of it is overweight/off-model garbage. It's a disgrace.

>>32101932
i know but there are reports of multi device users getting banned. it's a stupid way to risk your account, imo

>>32101932
>using more than one device

You may as well bot at that point. It's way more efficient and just as risky.

>>32101935
>>32101937

All those 'reports' were pathetic trolls just to make people fearmonger. Not him, but I've been doing this since the start (august 2016) and haven't seen any problems. I'm level 36 at the moment, but I would've been around level 30 hadn't I done this.

>>32101939
if you say so, chief

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What will the Easter event be?
1. Double Exp. because 'save your candies guy'
2. Discount on incubators
3. Something special involving hatching eggs

>>32101975
save your candies = either breeding mechanic or moves reroll

>>32101975
>2. Discount on incubators
i think so too

>>32101975
discount on incubators and double candy for easter, then a gym re-work/balance update a couple weeks later to make all those newly hatched pokemon and candies worthless

>>32099369
I only wear weight shoes but it's still a nice workout
especially when you take them off and put on some running shoes, you feel like a kid with new trainers again

>>32101975
Finding random eggs on the map, for egg hunting, that would be nice.

>>32100333
>Coffee tastes better as you grow older
not really
I've loved the smell of coffee since I was 13, I'm now 24 and I still can't drink it until it has creamer and tons of sugar
as for beer, I've always like it

>>32101004
(User was banned for this post)

>>32101816
I battle more, it's less boring (~950 and ~550 respectively)

>>32102017
battling is literally screenmashing and maybe dodging charge moves. training is actually a lot harder since your pokemon need to be weaker than the defenders

>>32101927
>astonish gastly + confusion attacker
why can't I do it? I have a lv 1 girafarig and a couple of level 2,5 gastly but girafarig dies before killing gastly

Do you need specific IVs?

>>32100333
>like beer

>>32102155
>Do you need specific IVs?
i don't know more, you can find a thread about it on TSR

>wake up
>0 gyms
>bunch of mystic players I've never seen before dropped 3.4k tyranitars around the place
Well it was only a matter of time.

>>32102238
start a second spoof only account and kick their arses, but keep your legit account to play the proper way

>>32102265
how do you level up fast a spoofing account?

>>32102339
eh, honestly if you don't want to use a bot all you can do is camp on multi pokestops spots I guess, like the 12 pokestop place that was posted on the previous thread. but i think level 20-25 is enough to start battling gyms with sniped dragonites and tyranitars.
fwiw i'm against this shit, but you need to show them they can't do whatever they please with your gyms. strike back and they'll go somewhere else where is easier to be a cheating faggot

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>15/14/15 Swinub got the best moveset
it's one of my favorite gen2 mons so I AM going to max it out, but how good/shit of an attacker is it?

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Does anyone know what scanner this is?

>>32102363
You don't happen to have that location, do yu?

>>32102498
it's ice/ground.. so keep it's best for prestiging vs rhydon and dragonite until mamo

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Fuck this gay earth

>>32101004
Maybe it was spoiled.

>>32102694
Welcome to the club.

>finally see a gligar
>it runs
at the same time though I hope my 10k isn't a gligar

>>32102694
At least it's good on defense

>>32102772
>meme

>>32102613

>>32101685
Do some bullshit
Walk 10 km
Evolve during day/night

>>32102613
ops sorry
55.662603,12.562583

Afternoon, lads.

>>32102743
Ice biome? Gligar is kinda common where I live whereas Sneasel is nearly impossible to find.

>>32103316
grass biome

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>>32101346
>pick up a 10km egg
>drive out to a lake not too far from here
>go for a walk around the lake so I can hatch it after one of my incubators are done with their 5km eggs
>it hatches
>pic related
>JUST

At least the weather is nice
>car's "engine alarm" lamp turns on 500m before I get back home from the lake
>JUUUUST

>>32103321
meaning I've never seen Swinub or Sneasel

Worth dusting a 15/13/13 Counter / Dynamic punch machamp?

Is Teddiursa common in every biome?

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>>32103332
Really?
Swinubs are pretty much just as common as Spinaraks here.

Sneasel was the first gen 2 I caught, I see them every now and then.

>>32103386
Swinub-plague biome here, teddiursa are reasonably common.

>>32103386
How do you even find out what biome you're in/near?

>>32103329
I hatched my 12th Mantine today, fuck this egg biome crap right in the ass.

>make a bunch of biomes with more common pokemon in each one
>some lucky faggots get larvitar spawns while I get swinub
>all my 10km ggs turn into mantine or gligar because fuck you that's why
>gen 2 starters and houndour still haven't been added to eggs
>more psyduck and krabby for me

I wish I could just throw eggs out.

>>32103386
I've noticed that Teddiursa spawn near or in the same places as Eevee.

There's a corner near a butcher that has frequent spawns of Eevee, after gen 2 hit there would be a mix of both there, same with the Catholic church.

>>32103365
>only dropped 4 IVs, max attack, best moveset for beating down relaxos/blobs/tyranitars
Why not.

>>32103409
So the eggs are also dependant on where you pick them up?

Fuck me..

I saw a houndoor in my nearby screen earlier this week, but I didn't want to get up and go hunting before work.

>>32099248
whats the fuck is that pepe

I was told that you can tap on a Pokemon and quickly teleport back "home" and catch it. It will show your home location as where it was caught.

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>>32103404
>surken
DELET THIS

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>>32101934
at least

>>32103751
Surken?
What?

>>32103404
Not him but since he said grass biome it's probably mostly bugs/grass

It's a good biome to catch Chikoritas and Bulbasaurs

>>32103684
Your source is as accurate as the Huffington Post and credible as the Wasghington Post. Did you hear it in a TRNRTIPs video?

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>out of candies to evolve Blissey past lvl 3500
>It's only at 2230CP
I concede. Spoofags win

>>32103781
Ive only caught one. There was a massive nest the fitst week so i assumed they'd be common like oddish and bellsprout. The nest disappeared and havent encoured once since. Just been evolving gloom everytime i have a second stone

>>32103684
They will never check anyway. You're safe bro.

>>32103810
You didnt try hard enough during valentines day event. PokeTracker was working. No excuses

>>32103823
They're everywhere if you live in grass biomes.

And I still haven't evolved a single one because I only got a single Sun Stone (4 evo items in total FUCK) which I used in a Bellossom.

>>32103810
>evolve a blissey
>lvl 3500
wut.

>>32103837
To be fair, unless you were in the right Biome chansey still didn't spawn as Niantic are imcompetant faggots who should give the game to a better studio.

>>32103837
I was busy working. Could only catch 3 and one gave me the [ERROR] message and dissapeared.

>>32103823
Oh, sunkern.
I didn't even notice it in my screenshot.

>>32103842
>>32103823
To add insult to injury you can't even hatch one, GG Niantic you worthless niggers.

>>32103847
-3500 dust to evolve
I only use the numbers I can read in the game

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>>32103864
>evolve

>>32103854
The starters are even worse. I've caught enough Totodiles to make a barbecue to a whole town of starved African children and not a single one had over 85%Ivs.
Fucking Niantic put the starters in the eggs you retarded niggers

>>32103864
>I only use the numbers I can read in the game
spotted the norsik

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>>32103872
stop with the semantics,

you know what i mean.

>>32103882
Best starter I've got is an 80% chikorita, the rest of them are ass.

Only have about 50ish candies for each too, as my biome seems to be shitmons.

Houndour is another one that stings, I love houndoom but fuck me I can't get a good one and our only nest rotated from a jigglypuff nest to a goldeen one......

I pray that Wednesday is more forgiving.

>>32103917
Seaking with peck and brave bird is my go to against treemen

>>32103946
>seaking
>brave bird

What the fuck have I missed?

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>>32103946
>Kingler
>Brave Bird

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>it's a cuck nick is arrested for trespassing episode

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>>32103882
>I've caught enough Totodiles to make a barbecue
How? I have 18-50 candies across the three starters. They're pretty damn uncommon and it's still winter otherwise I'd go to the pier or take a bus to a park etc

Larvitar are out of biome rare but I've made a concerted effort to get them. Ive walked one 140km, caught 5 and hatched 2. Now i have 121 candies. I cant believe I'll have tyranitar before meganium or fraligator

I saw this sick tease on my way over to some hondours. Typhlosion will most likely be last gen2 starter evo

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>>32104016
I actually live near him and his girlfriend. I see him 4-5 times a week. It seems like everyone here on /vp/ (especially /pgg/) hates them.

I can screw them up badly if needed. Should I?

>it's a Nick commits a felony episode

>>32104060
it's not worth it, anon
maybe walk up to him like some normies have and say "shoutout to pgg" and hope he includes it in the final cut

>>32104060
yes

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>tfw gps drifting a mile from my apt because i live in a highrise

notice how chopped my avatar looks, i was that baked too

So what event is japan going to get next? Larvitar replacing all the sentret spawns? :^)

>>32104022
You probably have some mighty shitluck then. I see them very often near the river in my city.

I always chase them every time they pop up, same with Chinchou.

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>>32104078
>Seal
to this date I haven't seen a single Seal or Mt. Dewgong.

It's really is the rarest Pokemon in my area

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>it's a "haha I don't know" and "nothing personal, kid" collab episode
they're really trying to fuck us in the ass hard, aren't they?

>>32104060
slash his tires so we dont get a vid on monday and his next episode will be "the problem with niggers"

>nick & cassy waiting outside niantic's door
>hanke peeks his head out
>"nothing personal, kid"
>nick looks around confused
>suddenly a squad of armed guards storms him
>he is dragged out of the building
>cassy is left behind
>nick waits outisde
>she comes out an hour later
>nick suddenly gets and email from [email protected]
>opens it
>it's a pic of cassy blowing hanke
>nothingpersonalkid.jpg

>>32104103
I know that feel, it took me more than six months to find a sandshrew in this god forsaken city.

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>>32099248
Oh, hello walkcuck. On your way home from walking around? I see. Long walk? What do you find on your walks again? Pidgeys? Spinaraks? Rattatas? That sounds rough walkcuck, I feel bad for you.

What am I doing, you ask? Oh walkcuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I spoof, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Walkcuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened spoofer's boredom.

Be careful where you step by the way, walkcuck, this *is* a homicide scene.

It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it walkcuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals- oh wait, you'll never know that feel.

Walkie, you spend all day walking around, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about playing legit, but at the end of the day you're wandering aimlessly for trash Pokemon you already have 15+ of. Unlike me, who /snipes5blisseysin15minutes/.

You see, spoofing allows me to dedicate my time to educate myself. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened spoofdom allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.

In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a walkie like you, distraught from walking. He just wanted to be /rollingdragoniteandtyranitar/ like me. Hanke worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.

That's right, walkcuck. It's not a murder after all. The cops over there won't figure it out for a while. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains from shin splints.

The spoofer, however, feels nothing. Except comfiness, of course.

There's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a spoofer like me. Why?

It's elementary, my dear walkcuck...

>>32104103
That's quite shocking. They spawn in my apt daily

>>32104186
>what does it look it like

Fix your pasta.

>>32104188
yeah but the other anon said he almost never seen a Sandshrew, and Sandshrew spawns very frequently where I live so at least it's good to see this game is working as intenrded.

How long until the medals actually do something?

>>32104103
Seel. I had a Seel nest not too long ago but never got a Dewgong out of it.

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When can we expect to find steelix in the wild?

I have a challemge, for you anons
Imporve GO in two paragarpfs or fewer

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So yeah gen 1 complete (minus 3 missing regionals)!! Here in /pgg/ I was probably the guy who complained the most about not being able to find Tangela, but I finally got my vine bro!

>>32104288
Show location of all trainers nearby on the map

>>32104296
Tangela's not even rare

>>32104296
Congrats on your high iv spaghetti ball
>grass knot
worse or better than vine whip?

>>32104304
t. grass biome nigga

>>32104304
They dont exist in chicago, rarer than blissey

Common as fuck in nyc, where i got most of mine

>>32104321
Fuck Chicago

t. south illinois

>>32104308
I mean power whip

>>32104288
Make walking your buddy more rewarding. Maybe add experience and stardust. Add a daycare, like leave a pokemon there for a few days in return for coins and when you get it back you have an extra ten candies or so. Turn based battling, and trading candies for tm's

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>tfw i wish my gf wasnt sick so i could walk around and play pogo with her

>>32104103
same. lvl 33 and 10,232 pokemon total caught.

>>32104386
How many this >>32101816?

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Glad I decided to wait and then not to not wait so I could RNG this moveset.

But now I have no candies...

>>32104304
This >>32104311 >>32104321

I don't live in a grass biome and it's hardly anywhere in my country. Saw it once before on my radar in the middle of the night and it was on a private area as well. This was somewhere during summer and since then the little guy never appeared again so I'm fucking happy about this egg hatch.

>>32104308
Yeah I guess Niantic made up to me by giving me a very high CP one. I'm not entirely sure but I think I got a pretty good moveset vine whip/grass knot.

Anyway I heard Tangela are pretty awesome grassmons to use in gym battles right?

>>32104450
My solar beam one definitely pulls its weight

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>mfw constantly running out of storage
Should I still be (((saving candies))), or is that just a meme?

>>32104478
kys spoofer

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Really dude?

>>32104494
>baseless, unsubstantiated accusations
Nice. You must be a Liberal.

>>32104534
I'm a communist but not a liberal.

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Aaaaaand I just hatched a 86% IV Grimer after walking and evolving a 50% pile of shit.

FUCK.

>>32104579
Just remember that you would have rolled infestation/dark pulse anyway. :^)

>>32104557
Your grandparents should have aborted your parents.

>>32104410
That's the second most disappointing appraisal

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>>32104579
>evolving a 50% pile of shit

>>32104579
That's why the lesson is; be patient and hold on until you have at least a 80%+ mon. With other rare mons that will have the highest CP like Dragonite, Tyranitar etc. I have wait until I have 90+.

Recently I finally had enough for my first Machamp but I waited longer because my best machop was like 67 IVs. Now I have a 80+ one (still waiting though because Niantic said "hold on to your candy...")

>>32104645
>they didn't get a 95% dragonite when the dratini nests were still a thing

Kek flyover losers

>>32104579
that's what you get for walking useless mons

>>32104608
If you're a spoofer, maybe.

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People unironically still play this game? Why? They did such a shit job with the game in the first 6 months that it seemed like the devs were actively trying to kill it.

>>32104717
>playing this game ironically

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>>32104717

>Put Chansey in gym that has been constantly attacked by spoofers recently

>They haven't taken it back from me

Are people that scared of these blobs of doom? I only wish I could find / hatch a better one to evolve.

>>32104694
Joke's on you I do have a 95.6% Dragonite

>>32101975
>egg event
>niantic actually puts the rest of the new Pokémon in eggs and calls it an event

Really dude?

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>this one instinct spoofer wont fuck off from MY nature reserve i spoofed first
>last 4 days i can't even put something in a gym without him instantly sniping it
I swear this fag is watching this area 24/7. there's 7 gyms in the area and he defends them non stop

>>32104557
wanna go on a helicopter ride with me?

Which Cyndaquil should I evolve:

CP 501 1/14/13
CP 467 12/6/7

>>32105043
good

>>32105104
I feel sorry for you walkie. I just evolved my 100 iv quilava

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Ringu (1998)

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>>32105104
>considering evolving a Pokémon with just 1 in any given stat

>>32105115
shut up instinct fag. your kind are a minority and dont deserve to spoof top tier Valor areas

>>32105141
I feel for her being so ugly. I know how it is to be ugly, it plays a huge tool on your self-esteem.

>>32105146
your team is so superior that you need to spoof?
lol, pathetic

>>32105141

She'd look better without the tumblr bangs and the shitty make up job.

>>32105141
Kill it with fire.

>>32105165
get mad instinct fag, valor owns nearly %50 of gyms world wide while you and mysticcucks fight over the rest. dont touch our valor gyms you fucking parasite

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Great game boys.

>>32105194
serves you right for spoofing

>>32105182
gymhuntr suggests otherwise.
anyhow my city is 80% instinct and i'm cashing 100 coins daily, i couldn't give a shit what a bunch of spoofing losers like you do in the rest of the world.

>>32105141

I watched a little of that stream. It was just a bunch of Nick fanboys asking her to ask him PoGo questions. We need to take over that chat next time. Asian slurs and cuck chants until she cries.

>>32105221
>city is %80 instinct
Lol nice try faggot, post proof that your city is %80 instinct. better yet, give me your city and i'll make sure its all valor before the days over you fucking walkie fag
do you fear valor walkie fag? post your city if not

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Post pokemon you will never obtain

>>32105240

link?

>>32105255
Wow someones a tough guy

>>32105267
shut up instinct walkie fag and post your city

>>32105273
Not the same guy. You must get invited to a lot of parties.

>>32105255
ahahaha like i'm going to post where i live
i've got nothing to prove to a cheating little shit like you, eat shit faggot

>>32105281
shut up instinct walkie fag and stop samefagging

Nick and Cassy met on Tinder lol

>>32105258
Seel

>>32105288
lol you scared instinct fag? scared to get cucked by the master spoofing race and lose your precious gyms?

>>32105300
wow, you really make it sound like not every half brained idiot is able to paste some coordinates into an app
your mother must be proud of your achievements

>>32105321
>using your mother as a insult
lololol spotted the underage cuck

>>32105329
weak, i was kinda hoping for a better comeback

>>32105290

>teehee me and my sister would swipe right on random guys just to fuck with them
>I think I swiped right on nick by accident whoops teehee

Women are evil.

>>32105329
i'll show you how great Valor is. Hey fellow master race spoofers go to this place and take out ALL the instinct gyms

Auburn Botanic Gardens in Australia.

take out the filthy instinct fags and show this walkie cuck we are better then him and his shit team!

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/vp/pgg/,18 of March, year of lord Jesus of two thousand and seventeen.

Daily reminder that spoofers are smelly frail shut in losers who are probably obese too.

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>>32105258
I got one out of a 5k, i was so pumped i've been walking him since just on the slight chance i get the upgrade piece and am able to make a Porygon 2

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What are your guys statistics for successful egg hatches? I've compiled mine and found
>2km 29% chance to not hatch shit
>5km 15% chance to not hatch shit
>10km 51% chance to not hatch shit

>>32105262

https://youtu.be/kKu5HmUHKQA

>>32105392
I think I have 3% Chance to not hatch shit from 10km eggs.

>280 mantine candies
>200 gligar candies
>6 forretress and 60 pineco candies

Game is rigged as fuck for me.

>>32105392
Wait, did they take Eevee's out of the 10km list, or are you the luckiest man alive?

>>32105446
It's true. I hatched an Eevee while clearing out my 5k eggs yesterday.

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>mfw walkie dont understand the joy of sniping chansey's all day
>mfw they run across the street just for a pidgey
>mfw they think hatching a larvitar at %80 is godly
stupid dumb walkie scum, get on my level

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>>32105474

>>32105478
Are you ok anon? Everything alright at home?

>>32105499
It's ok Anon, now we have shit like pinceco and suddowoodo in 10km eggs

>>32105514
im fine, im just feeling sorry for walkie fags today

>>32105474
>>32105499
I hatched one this morning on a 5 km too.

>>32105371

>not smelly
>have a gf
>have friends
>have a job
>spoof

Your statement is flawed, anon.

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:3

>>32105602
>>32104410
Hello fellow walkcuck

now the real struggle beggins

>>32105583
Anon didnt mention he isnt fat

>>32105583
fuck off fatty oink oink

>>32105478

>posting fagime

>>32105290
Proves our suspicion that she like to ride the cock carousel.

>>32104897
Ive hatched 5 chansey since the Valentine's event. Unfortunately they were all after the double candy thing was over so i've barely made enough to evolve two of them. Now im just saving my candies

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>>32105676
sure thing walkie cucked fag

>>32105290
can you imagine the first time he saw her from the side lmao

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>>32105371
Take note, everybody. This is your typical walkie. His creativity in insults are completely shot from months performing the same menial tasks of catching Pidgeys and reclaiming his gym from spoofers over and over again. If you were to look inside his skull, there would only be a pile of cerebral mush.

Why would anyone *choose* to be a walkie?

>>32105258
I hatched one a few months ago when they were still in 10km. I was excited as shit bc its strong af. I walked it for like 15 candies worth and then during the Vday event i thought i would catch a few but i got exactly one (1). Now that porygon2 is on the table i might start walking it again.

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>>32104494
Not him, Ive never spoofed in my life but here i am. As soon as hanke tells us the save your candy thing was a joke im gonna get rid of half of these then max out some of these CPs lol

>>32105712

gayyyyyyyyyyyy

Here's some rare Cassy. She was such a qt before turning into a goth tumblrina.

http://imgur.com/a/Q3aJ5

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>being a spoofag
>risking a ban and losing all your Dragonites

>>32105843

Smart spoof fags don't get banned.

>>32105820
>hiding the crescent moon
Clever girl

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96% Chansey...do I pull the trigger and evolve? In b4 'save ur candies lol'

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>>32105843
>risking a ban
>i've been spoofing since august
>implying there's a risk

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>>32105860
>smart spooffag
>"Oh yeah, I can totally trick Niantic, I'm above the law just by fiddling ***softly*** with my fake gps app"

>>32105882
kek

>>32105867
Do it. I want to see if you get fucked by the moveset

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>>32105820

Holy shit compare this to what she looks like now. She was wifey material.

>>32105896
Don't do communism, kids. It will ruin your life.

Event when?

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>>32105889
I got Defensor

>>32105896

7/10

>>32105927

M O N D A Y

>>32105882
Kys

>>32105928
neat. Gratz bro

>>32105896
would fug

>>32105896

Still uggo.

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>>32105882
Walkie, are you bored on your walk? You must be because your imagination is running wild. Not that I blame you, catching endless trashmons is sure to numb the mind!

Don't you know we are friends with Hanke? That we conspire with him to keep the walkies in line? How do you think we've gotten away with it for so long? By exploiting walkies like you so you pay up for those incubators for a shot to take a gym from us, of course.

In fact, I'm going to see Hanke right now. We have dinner every Saturday night. He says he has some fantastic stories to share about your constant nervous breakdowns while trying to claim spoofers' gyms- I can't wait to hear all about it!

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