/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32088587
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32088596
Osha: So Absol, now that you're free. What are you going to do?

Absol: I don't know... I never thought I'd get out of here... I don't even know where the mansion has moved to

Osha: There's a city not too far from here you could visit. It's nicer than this gloomy old mansion at least. You'd have to take the tunnel out from the dog house in the backyard though. The front door is sealed shut.

Absol: Yeah, I'm sure they'd do that. Are you staying here?

Osha: Yeah, we need to find a Buizel and stop that hypotizing music, wherever that's coming from.

Absol: Well... good luck then. After so many years, I can't stand this mansion for another second!

>8 decides first action

>>32088684
Defile that painting. We've been waiting for some time to do that.

>>32088684
ask Absol what they mean by "where the mansion has moved to"

>>32088724
Guessing it's a slow day today. Rerolling.

>>32088684
How bout just talk to the painting?

>>32088684
Rape Absol
Don't try to do it, just do it

>>32088767
Re

>>32088684
Surprise rape absol

>>32088684
Ah shiet, i got here too late, i really wanted to murder that absol.

>>32088814
re

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>>32088778
>>32088767
Eva: Hey, what's this painting here?

Absol: Huh, that's new. Don't remember it ever being there.

Osha: The inscription says "The password is 'Piggy'"

Painting: Oh, it's you again.

Osha: Oh! It talks. You know us?

Painting: Just your, er, orange friend there.

Osha: Who, Ron? And what's this password? Is there somewhere we can go if we say it? "Piggy!"

>The painting coughs uncomfortably.

Painting: I wouldn't know anything about that word there.

>0 next

Here's hoping this won't be another eban. This is also a completely optional path in case it is

>>32088873
Cum on the painting

>>32088873
say piggy really loud

>>32088882
re

>>32088873
Hey, absol is still with us, i'm only rolling this once but.
Ask Absol to move closer, then whisper to his ear fuck off and then snap his neck

>>32088873
Suggest that Osha needs to give a piggy a kiss

108 108 108

>>32088908
reroll

>>32088913
re

>>32088873
Ask your team if they have any ideas. Didn't we get some other clues earlier, are they related.?

>>32088873
Ask absol about the mansions past

>>32088933
holy fuck,I am the dubs master!

>>32088908
re

>>32088882
re

Remember people, if we don't waste at least 1 HOUR we're doing it wrong.

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>>32088933
>>32088913
Osha: That can't be what it is, is it?

>The painting says nothing and begins whistling nonchalantly

Osha: Could it?

Buddy: Maybe it's worth a try, right?

Osha: *sigh* Fine.

Absol: Yeah, okay, I'm getting out of here before something horrible comes out of there.

Osha: What could be that bad behind that painting?

Absol: I mean your Tepig friend!

Lemme guess,the password is tepig

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>>32088993
>Osha gives you a piggy kiss. He looks up at the painting, expectantly

Painting: No.

Osha: Dammit

>3 next

>>32089014
Jump into the painting Mario 64 style.

>>32089014
Cum on the painting, cum is clearly the password

>>32089014
Threaten the painting for information.

>>32089014
Use a magical berry to change Absol into a female, they will now accompany you on all missions

>>32089014
is the password tepig?

>>32089014
Oink at it.

>>32089042
reroll

>>32089014
Ask if the painting downstairs is his brother.

>>32089044
Dubs has spoken

>>32089044

>>32088596
>Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>32089014
meh
roll for doing like a pig and rolling in the ground while squealing loudly
also kill absol

>>32089071
Was worth a shot anyways

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>>32089043
>"Alright painting, you're going to talk or bad things are going to start happening. I'll have you know I have a lot of experience in ripping, tearing, and burning things."

Painting: Oh sure, try and attack a part of the magic mansion. That can't backfire. But you just try it and I'll send you right back down that trapdoor you stupid pi- uh, I mean... you stupid pokemon.

>>32089113
>5 next

>>32089120
password is Piglet or Hog

>>32089120
Say "you stupid pig"

>>32089128
reroll

>>32089113
Scream pig as loud as you can

>>32089128
re

>>32089135
Do this while jumping into the painting.

ask the painting to say the word piggy

>>32089120
Tell the painting "Finish the rhyme for me:
Honey is so sticky
But I wolf it down so quickly.
Why do I do that?
Cause I'm cute little..."

It appears it only has to do with the latter part of the word Piggy.

>>32089113
roll for keeping your mouth shut and staring menancing to the painting.

>>32089152
re, and lick the painting, I bet it tastes good

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>>32089166
I know we're over the time limit for this one, but the whole progress thing and all

>"Wait a minute," you say, "Say the word, "Piggy""

>The painting looks around nervously
Painting: Why would I say... that word?

>"You can't say it? You have a stutter for P words or something?"

Painting: No, of course I could say it if I wanted to!

>"'I'll throw you down my trapdoor puh-puh-piggy! I'm not smart enough to outwit you puh-puh-piggy. Oh you're so much better than me, please come on my backing mr. puh-puh-

Painting: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU GODDAMN PIGGY- oh.

Grats for figuring it out anon

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>>32089250
>The painting swings open to reveal a staircase

great job,anon!

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>>32089258
>Up the stairs you find yourself in the attic. It seems pretty sparse and dilapidated, but hey, looks like there's a chest here!
>4 next

>>32089317
Open it,why do you even ask?

>>32089317
Open the chest

>>32089258
Take the rest of the painting off the wall and take it with us. We need furniture, and it can watch our house for intruders. Maybe we can even recruit it?

>>32089317
Investigate the attic, ignore the chest.

>>32089326
>>32089329
Reroll

>>32089334
Lets do this,but later.

>>32089317
Romance the painting and leave it to be sad and lonely in the mansion. Also, ignore the chest

>>32089317
Cum on the chest to check and make sure it's not some sort of illusion. If there's no reaction, carefully proceed around the chest and investigate the rest of the room first. Don't trust that chest.

>>32089329
re

>>32089338
Ré

>>32089334
>>32089350
Re for both of these. Spiritombs our friend, so maybe we can also befriend the painting

Be careful, make everyone take a battle stance and point their attacks at the empty space of the attic.

>>32089345
re

inb4 the chest is a mimickyu

>>32089361

Reroll

>>32089351
reroll

>>32089334
We can do this on the way back

Attic stuff for now

>>32089383
Then re for >>32089346

>>32089383
Nice. For attic stuff, re >>32089329

>>32089399
GODDAMMIT

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>>32089399
That's the complete opposite of getting the painting on the way back

Open the chest pls

OPEN CHEST FFS

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>>32089329
>>32089411
>You open the chest. Inside...

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>>32089484
>was a Drifloon!

>>32089484
At least leave the painting then.

>>32089496
That's a Drifblim.

>>32089496
>Drifloon

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>>32089496
>Drifblim lunges and wraps its limbs around Osha and begins dragging him slowly towards the other end of the attic..

Osha: A-ah! Help! I can't break free!

Buddy: Mr. Osha! Don't worry we'll get you free!

>7 next

>>32089507
>>32089509
AAAAAAAA

>>32089513
DRIFBLIM KIDNAPS CHILDREN
MAKE OSHA A WOMAN(male)

>>32089513
he ah
doesn't look very trapped there

chase the balloon and grab the otter trying to pull him down try to grab butt while doing so

>>32089513
Think you posted those images in the wrong order.
Burn the Drifblim.

>>32089513
tell driblim you saw some kids downstairs

>>32089513
Tell Osha to use his armor and ember on drifblim

>>32089513
Shout "My Osha" and ember it (Osha resists so it shouldn't hurt him too bad).

>>32089513
Turn that driflim into a condom

>>32089526
Re for this

>>32089532
Re
>>32089513
Missing something, OP? >>32089399

>>32089496
>>32089513
balls, I swapped the pics too

>>32089555
OP said "Atic stuff now pls"

>>32089574
>post about attic stuff isn't for attic stuff

>>32089513
find sharp objects, tell oddish to use razor leaf

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>>32089555
>>32089532
>Drifblim stops to consider this for a moment, rubbing its equivalent of a chin with one of its tentacle things.

>While it's stopped, Oddish and Eva attack with energy ball and sand attack

Osha: Ah! Attack up! Up!

>Drifblim ultimately shrugs and continues dragging Osha away

>7 next

>>32089686

re >>32089526

>>32089686
Well, bye Osha.
This is a command, since other posts apparently aren't.

>>32089686
hot air will make it rise

heat up the air below it

>>32089686
Grab onto Drifblim.

>>32089712
Re for this, get that otter butt

>>32089686
Let's proceed to beat that bitch senseless.

>>32089686
wave osha goodbye and to take care.

>>32089718
Okay

>>32089686
Say the only one who gets to touch oshawott is you and grab the otter butt

>>32089746
Re

>>32089712
re

>>32089718
re

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>>32089733
>You and the others attack again, boosted by helping hand, dealing some decent damage, but Drifblim holds tight.

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>>32089812
>Drifblim blows you and Buddy back with an Ominous Wind

>2 next

>>32089823
Tell Osha to use his friendship power

>>32089746
Re for this

>>32089829
Rè

>>32089829
Reroll

>>32089838
This

>>32089746
re

>>32089829
re and try to grab them

>>32089829
Re

>>32089860
reroll

>>32089829
Roll

>>32089835
reroll

>>32089823
Blow Drifblim

>>32089860
re

Guys however this ends, we really need to recruit that Drifblim. They're OP as fuck and we can leave all the fighting to it while Ron sees how many ways he can solve puzzles with his dick.

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>>32089900
it's hard enough getting the dang thing to balance on top of oshawott
>You worm your way in between Osha and Drifblim. You don't see and genitalia on it, but you do find a balloon knot and blow into that.
>Drifblim seems uncomfortable, but continues to move unhindered

Osha: Augh, Ron what are you doing??

Buddy: Mr Ron! We need you to move! I don't want to hit you too!

>9 next

>>32089988
Suck the air out of driflim

>>32089988
rip the tape off it's face

>>32089997
Re

>>32089988
Ember. Light it up from the inside.

>>32089999
Well shit

>>32089999
Well, that's gonna hurt

>>32089999
welp,forget about recruit drifblim, anon

>>32089999
wew

>>32090016
Recruit

>>32090029
Re

>>32090029
Re

>>32089999
Holy fug

>>32089988
Inb4 this thing has unburden and starts zipping around as soon as it drops us

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>>32089999
you're one sick fuck

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>>32089999
>While you're in close proximity, you attempt to rip off the Drifblim's tape, but it turns out it's not actually covering it's mouth!

>>32090097
then I guess were ripping it's lips off

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>>32090097
>Still, your fiddling around that area has caused Drifblim to let loose some air and propel itself towards the wall. It's covered a lot of ground, but it sags a bit and stops moving. Looks like it'll need some time to recover the lost air

>1 next

>>32090097
Damnit buddy use your friendship powers already, we must make him an ally

>>32090117
Suck some are from it, lewdly

>>32090117
Suck the air out of drifblim

>>32090117
Lets offer him a blowjob in exchange for osha.
And tell osha to use his armor FFS

>>32090117
Recruit using Osha friendship power

>>32090127
re

>>32090126
Re, but air and not are

>>32090117
Tell Osha to do the pink squiggly thing and try to pin the drifblim to the floor

>>32090117
Blowjob and friendship. Or something more

>>32090127
reroll

>>32090117
Team attack on it

>>32090097
Is that image from google,or you did that yourself OP?

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>>32090133
>You offer Drifblim a blowjob, but he doesn't seem too keen on that after your last attempt. With that shot down, you ask Osha to use his armor's ability
Osha: Ugh, yeah sure... maybe it'll calm him enough to let go of me...

>The soothing aura does make Drifblim relax a bit, but he still clings to Osha

Eva: Dangit, I'm getting sick of not being able to do anything about these ghosts! I need to learn more attacks or evolve or something!

>Buddy runs around to the far side of the attic while Drifblim is resting

Buddy: Hand on, I can do this one!

>Buddy's energy ball, while not very effective, does finally manage to knock Drifblim loose and free Osha from its grasp

>8 next

>>32090191
found it on reddit

>>32090236
Give it an ultimatum of join us or get raped

>>32090236
Soothe him even more with a blowjob

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>>32090244
>reddit

>>32090236
Fill the balloon with your cum

>>32090260
Re

>>32090244
>reddit

>>32090236
Ember the Drifblim

>>32090248
And teach eevee Thief if that doesnt work

>>32090236
The tape is not white enough. Cum on the tape.
Have everyone else attack it

>>32090265
re

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>>32090260
Make me
Though the place turned the cancer up to 11 this past year

>>32090306
>this past year
Try these past four years.

>Osha's armor can make pokemon friendlier
would it be possible to spam the armor on Eva so it can evolve into Espeon or Umbreon?

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>>32090357
sylveon fits better

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>>32090248
>Drifblim attempts to ward your team off, using Shadow ball twice thanks to his unburden ability, but you slip through and start giving him another blow job, not only inflating him back to his normal size, but blowing him up larger and larger, pushing him to his limit.
>As Osha and Buddy attack, boosted by Eva, Drifblim pops!

>>32090403
what exactly were we blowing and where's the fanfic

>>32090403
Hurray for blowjobs and murder

is he dead?

>>32090403
i hope eva doesn't think this is an actual strategy

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>>32090403
> A real chest drops in its place. Inside, you find:

50 gold
3 Oran Berries
1 Reviver Seed
1 Scrappy Seed
1 Rare Candy
TM 58 Sky drop
1 Magic-Powered Hammer

Eva: Hammer? What are we gonna do with a hammer?

Osha: Hm. Maybe the Smith will have some use for it?

>You'll have to find out later because TO BE CONTINUED

>>32090440
good night OP

>>32090440
>You'll have to find out later because
>we've yet to find that buizel

and before I forget to say it- I won't be here tomorrow so next thread will be saturday!

>>32090466
gotta get those last dubs

ok then,c-ya later OP!

>>32090371
Eva needs to eat two more hearts to evolve to Sylveon.

>>32090440
Thanks for the run!

>>32090454
we're getting close to the final boss actually... but it depends what we do. There's a couple non-essential rooms that could eat up some more time
but then after that i have nothing yaaaay!

>>32090483
only needs 2 hearts total + fairy move to evolve I thought?

>>32090490
then lets do that,and later we do things in the city. And use that time to make the next mission.

>>32090490
after that you're going into hiatus while you make the third chapter?
well, better explore the rest of this place, would hate to miss something fun

>>32090509
Eva already have's a fairy type move, baby doll eyes.

>>32090549
oh shit it's happening

>>32090549
Reroll

Eva doesn't like being support,we should evolve her into Espeon instead.

>>32090631
In XD, you could evolve the Eevee with a Sun Shard. We could just break off a piece of the Sun Stone and give it to her.

>>32090631
she seems to be kind of aggressive when she actually can attack (ie, not vs ghosts) so I would say a physical attacker fits her personality best, but the only options there are flareon and leafeon, both of whom suck... so eh, slyveon or espeon I guess, since we haven't befriended any of those types yet, I think

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>>32090631
fuck that, >>32090566 already won, and we're one heart away from making her a dragon's guts eater.

how about we let Eva decide?

>>32090750
>>>32090566 already won
>a roll post won when we weren't even rolling for anything

>>32090788
you already won!

>>32090566
>>32090788
Winrar!

guys, we have Shadow Ball in the storage, should we go back to teach it to Eva? Or maybe send someone to bring it?

>>32090895
Oh,its shadow claw, forget it

>the only lore we learned this thread was that the mansion was ripped out of the human world
Eh. It's something, I guess.

>>32088587
Bump

Bumping for Sylveon over Espeon

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>>32091666
>Boss with no depth other than trying to kill you
Talk to it! Befriend it! Don't fight it whatsoever!

>Lore character who could tell you most of what's going on right now and point you in the right direction.
Meh. Let's go literally anywhere else.

I'm not going to pretend I'm surprised anymore but JUST

>>32093441
I would totally ask if I could make it to these threads on time, but alas. All I can do is hope that somebody shares my sentiments or Osha holds our hand.

>>32093441
Who's the lore character?, absol?
If so you should've already learned your lesson with Braviary.

>Boss with no depth other than trying to kill you
>Talk to it! Befriend it! Don't fight it whatsoever!
Yeah, i was surprised there were people trying to recluit Drifloon :^), i kinda get the people trying to recluit Zoroark because it would've made for fun infiltration shenanigans

>>32094199
Yeah it was absol. I've been dropping hints with him like every time he said something the past 3 threads. Drifblim, whose name i will never type without attempting to write its preevo's name first, can attack twice per turn in PMD due to its ability, which makes it crazy op (so no way am I just handing you that). Zoroark, MAYBE if I had doubles of figures but I don't for most. Then there was lycanroc the edgedog we tried to recruit instead of fight, I don't even know with that one

>>32094340
Solving everything with violence gets boring. Sometimes you just wanna placate a murderous doggo instead of beat it up.

>>32094340
>Then there was lycanroc the edgedog we tried to recruit instead of fight, I don't even know with that one
Oh right!, we tried to recluit edgedog, you gotta take into account that a lot of people love rockruff and had it in their teams in SM including me, sadly i had to ditch my edgedog because i wanted to have lunala in my team if only for a while, and a lot of people play moon, so the edgedog may be loved for more people than you may think.

>>32094432
Don't get me wrong, I had and like a rockruff in SM too, but there actually was a rockruff IN THE SAME ROOM as the lycanroc who *wasn't* evil and trying to murder everyone, and almost no one paid it any attention -_-

>>32094459
I'm fine with people trying to recruit other Pokemon, I just wish they would see the pattern and understand that it won't work with the actively malicious ones. The only exception has been Nidorina and she was brainwashed at the time.

>>32094519
And even Nidorina, she was supposed to be just another mook for the boss fight, but she came back because there was one anon who was pushing really really hard to recruit her, like to the point where it was becoming disruptive

>>32094561
sorry

>>32094561
it wasn't just one Anon

I hope we get to see or speak to Spiritomb again before we leave. Maybe take him along

>>32097155
108
108
108

>>32098418
1 0 8
0 0
8 0 1

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>>32098418
>>32098939
What in the froth churning fuck could you possibly want noooow~

>>32099192
Got any snacks

>>32099192
Hey, have you ever got or given a blowjob? ghost blowjobWoo woo!

>>32099192
teach us how to make the Otter love us, o' wise one

>>32099192
Am I your type of man/pig?

Also what is your favorite color

>>32099222
shit, second spoiler didn't work for some reason, now the joke is ruined. boo hoo

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>>32099214
I'm trapped in a bottomless pit of torture and pain. Where in the name of Arceus' fat dick do you think I would keep snacks?~

>>32099222
DO YOU SEE A FUCKIN DICK ON ME, JIZZ FOR BRAINS? I mean, I'm sure the people who make me up did, but they're like... I dunno, a hivemind or something whatever I am~

>>32099223
Otter will love you when you learn how to fuck the fucking fuck OFF~

>>32099238
My type of man/pig is a dead man/pig who takes my place in the pit of eternal torture and suffering.
My favorite color is fuck you

>>32099352
If the pit is bottomless then there's endless room for snacks you big dummy

>>32099352
guys Spiritomb's right let's give the Otter a little break to fall in love with Ron

>>32099352
Spiritomb, why are you so angry?

>>32099352
Spiritomb, are you okay? The first step is admitting you need help.

>>32099352
Rolling to recruit him.

What, we can do some extracurricular recruiting, can't we?

>>32099666

666 trips to recruit a Spiritomb...

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>>32099617
>>32099642
Imagine with me for a second, being a mishmash of 108 wild screaming souls all crammed into one being. Imagine existing for all of a fucking DAY before being tossed into a eternal bottomless pit that feels like you're having a hot barbed trident shoved through your lower intestines CONSTANTLY and smells like a barrel of soggy rotten otter fur FOR OH SOME 80 SOMETHING YEARS. Then imagine some idiots finally free you, for your first breath of fresh air and freedom in all that time, only to toss you RIGHT BACK IN after 10 whole minutes. THEN imagine that a couple of MASSIVE BRAYING JACKASSES keep summoning your spirit to give them advice so obnoxiously it makes you ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD TO GOING BACK INTO THE PIT. And there you go. That's why. Dicks.~

>>32099683
it doesn't work unless you roll 108 and you own it if you roll 10810810

>>32099733

Honestly, I think that 666 should do the job nicely as well.

>>32099730
you attacked them Spiritomb
you could have been nice

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>>32099666
Nice numbers

>>32099730
if you behave i'll let you out of there for a little while in the next thread.

>>32099730
Spiritomb, how can we free you? I have a feeling that you aren't really a bad guy and are just incredibly angry for being trapped in the pit. If we can't free you, is there any way we can get you something? Like, a drink or some chips or something?

>>32099742
Seconded.

>>32099730
>>32099767
Actually, what is your favorite drink? If we can't free you but we can send it down, I might drop one by later.

OP, can Spiritomb join our team?

>>32099743
>>32099750
>>32099767
Listen, you dick munchers are probably new to all this, so I'll grant you the benefit of the doubt, but the pit of infinite pain and suffering always requires an occupant once opened. Even if the portal COULD be opened again, I'm tethered to it until another soul gets put in in my place, got it? Obviously then, that's why I attacked the pig and otter, to try and shove either of them into the portal before I got sent back.

And even if I DID escape, I'm on the ghosts' side here. Of course the numbnuts transcribing all this can't gather up an ounce of balls to lore dump anything significant on his own, so you wouldn't know, but THEY CREATED ME. Shiny eyes, my mom's sword, and you know, that other one. They put me together and made me a high ranking pokemon in their whatever stupid horseshit and I got to dick around with pokemon and people. Fun!

>>32099780
Find for me a child. The most innocent child you can find. Drain its blood into the pit.
I don't actually drink it, but the suffering sustains me.

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>>32100042
bleh

>>32100042
>didn't recruit Drifblim
>can't abduct children to appease Spiritomb

>>32100001
he *is* fun to write for

>>32100076

And I did get 666 on a post asking to recruit him. And I *almost* got 00000 on that last post.

>>32100042
New plan: Recruit someone specifically for the purpose of sacrificing him to free Spiritomb.

>>32100076
>>32100190
we will have it as a home deco, just like some people have genies lamps in their houses.
It will look pretty nice over the chimney.

>>32100042
>but the pit of infinite pain and suffering always requires an occupant once opened.
hmm, this gives me some nice ideas for more shenanigans.
op, i want more warp seeds

>>32100042
Hey, spiritomb, we know of a certain Green Gang boss' son that could serve as a substitute soul. You think a Trecko could do the trick to freeing you? Also, if we freed you, maybe you'd become nice? We could catch the Trecko motherfucker alone and make him suffer in the void. Would that make you cool with us?

>>32100343
>Spiritomb
>becoming nice
but that'd ruin what makes him fun

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>>32102838
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>>32103398
1 0 8

I won't be able to work on caps tomorrow and possibly the day after, so apologies in advance for even more delays.

>>32103398
>>32103553
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>>32102838
>>32103398
>>32103553
W H A T?

>>32103733
love you Spiritomb

>>32103733
Know anything about the original owners of the mansion?

>>32103733
Human child or Pokemon child? Or is either fine?

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>>32103748
Great, thanks. I'm sure that will help keep me warm and fuzzy amidst the eternal pain and torment.

>>32103805
HAHAHAHAHAHA they got what they deserved

>>32103812
Your child. Take your first born, look them in the eyes and tell them, "This is to give a jerk pokemon a few brief minutes of mild amusement amidst the eternity of his existence," then murder them and drain their blood into the portal

>>32103921
I want to marry you Spiritomb can I come with you

>>32103921
Having been stuck in that library for the longest time, you must've read a ton of books. What's your favorite?

>>32103921
Why 108 souls?

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>>32103966
Yeah sure. Just come in the library, summon me to open the portal, then hop on in! I'll be in right after you, promise.

>>32103983
Well, I'm partial to fiction myself, though my favorite is one I hope could one day come true. It's called, "Obnoxious Fire Piglet Learns to Fuck Off" You should check it out sometime!

>>32104015
Why 47 chromosomes?

>>32104127
>Why 47 chromosomes?
alright where are the directions to the library I need you

>>32104127
>47 chromosomes
>47
I am sorry, man.

>>32104195
he is insulting the anon that asked that by insinuating that he has an extra chromosome

>>32104127
Spiritomb, if we free you, will you spare us? We have a nice Tasty spoiled trecko son whom deserves the pain and agony that you've been wrongfully experiencing for so long!

if dubs spiritomb has to roll for perception

>>32104127
Uh oh