/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32079340
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32079346
M Sableye: It's good to be free after all that time! I've waited so long to finally kill this pain in the butt Absol. What do you say, Aegy?

Aegislash: Oh, it'll be nice to check my edges after such a long break... and use these trespassers' as a whetstone if need be

>The two ghost pokemon move in to attack. What will you do?
>7 decides

>>32079399
Get Buddy to use Sleep Powder on Aegislash.
Eva uses Baby Doll Eyes on Mega Sableye.
Ron and Osha use their strongest attacks on Mega Sableeye

>>32079399
Throw absol at them and run away.

>>32079399
Taking dubs already, OP? Use ember on the sword. Tell Eva to eat a Scrappy Seed and use Sand Attack on them.

>>32079399
Taunt Aegislash so it can never use King's Shield

DOO DEE DEE DOO DEE DEE DOO DEE DEE
HWOWOWOWOOOOOO
HWA
HWA
HWA

>>32079399
Sableye is too dark... it needs some white. Cum on sableye.
Meanwhile, have buddy use sleep powder and Osha use Helping Hand boosted brine on Aegislash.

>>32079412
Reroll but add an attack for Absol to join Ron.

>>32079399
Sacrifice absol in exchange for safe passage

ember to attempt to put a burn on aegislash

>>32079467
re

>>32079469
re

>>32079467
reroll

>>32079467
Reroll

>>32079437
reroll

>>32079412
re

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>>32079427
>You use Ember on the Aegislash while Eevee throws a sand attack. Meanwhile, Buddy and Osha attack M Sableye- Osha hitting with a razor shell, Buddy attempting but missing with sleep powder.

>M Sableye and Aegislash take the attacks and glance at each other, each with a smirk

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>>32079565
>Aegislash hits Eva with Sacred Sword, sending her straight into roughed up territory.
>M Sableye uses dark pulse, dealing significant damage to both Osha and Buddy

>>32079583
PANIC

>>32079565
>Buddy attempting but missing with sleep powder
>Using a status ailment move on a Pokemon with Magic Bounce
Buddy no

>>32079565
>Using sleep powder on a mon with Magic Bounce
Buddy is about to learn the hard way

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>>32079583
Absol: I warned you! They're some of these ghost pokemon's strongest members! You'll be in for a tough fight in a head on clash. We'll have to bring everything we've got!

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>>32079622
>M Absol uses night slash!

>9 next

why are you not fucking helping already, absol!?

>>32079612
>>32079620
lol I completely forgot about magic bounce. Don't rely on me to be thinking straight tonight

heh absol thinks he has all the power
time to show him the extent of our strength
EVOLVE

>>32079636
Get everybody to focus on Aegislash. Evolve if it's possible.

>>32079636
evolve and gang up on M sableye

>>32079659
right as he goes into shield mode

>>32079636
Tell your team to run away, you do as well. If they ask why just tell them you know absol's got this.

>>32079636
Target aegislash first

>>32079684
re, also accidentaly touch absol's butt

>>32079694
re

>>32079694
>Accidentally
Don't you mean on purpose?

>>32079722
Accidentally (on purpose)

>>32079636
>right as he goes into shield mode
Have Ron evolve, eat a scrappy seed, and use Arm Thrust with his dick on sableye
More points it it cause his health to go down so we can trigger Blaze
Have Eva use Helping Hand so it's extra erect
Try sleep Powder on Aegislash again

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>>32079659
>Unfortunately, your evolve powers are still exhausted from the Pumpkaboo fight, and it has yet to be a day.
>You call in everyone to focus on Aegislash. If they're this strong you'll just have to try and focus them down one by one.
>As you all attack, Aegislash uses King's shield and protects himself from your assault.
>He chuckles behind his shield.

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>>32079824
>Sableye runs around the edge of the room and attacks you with a Power Gem

>1 next

>>32079841
Scrappy seed and arm thrust sableye.
tell Buddy to use sleep powder on aegi.
tell Eva to use helping hand
tell Osha to attack sableye

>>32079824
Just run behind the Aegislash and use your strongest fire move, the shield does nothing if it's on the other side, duh.

>>32079841
YELL " HE WILL NOT DEVIDE US" AND START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

>>32079841
Forget about Aegislash and his shield, go for Sableye, full force

>>32079858
re

>>32079841
Tell everyone to keep it up while you and Absol or osha if she cant fit try and get in behind Aegislash

>>32079841
Pray to Giratina for strength

>>32079841
King's Shield is on cooldown so focus all attacks on Aegislash.
Use ember (helping hand boosted), Energy Ball, and Brine

>>32079841
ok, now gang up on aegislash while eva stay in the back giving everyone helping hand

>>32079841
Target aegislash again now that it cant shield

>>32079858
reroll

>>32079859
reroll

>>32079888
Fuck yeah,i did a trip!

calling it now that OP will steal 9999

>>32079886
also re

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>>32079888
>>32079858
>Aegislash's protection doesn't work this turn, so your attacks hit him full on. Arm Thrust (enabled by a scrappy seed), Razor Shell, Night slash, all boosted with Helping Hand. And to top it off Buddy puts Aegislash to sleep. The ghost sword is looking roughed up.

>M Sableye uses dark pulse in the meantime, hitting everyone.
>Osha is roughed up
>Buddy is roughed up
>Eva is in critical condition

>5 next

>>32079919
aw I guess I was too early

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>>32080000
kek

>>32080000
Still quads, should've called both

>>32079986
Heal Eva, then focus attacks on the Sableye. Also, don't let Buddy use Sleep Powder on it.
But if he does use it and it bounces off the Sableye, try to get it to hit Absol, because Mega Absol has Magic Bounce too. Maybe you can get an infinite volley going.

>>32080000
Perfect timing to get 0000, though.

>>32080020
Reroll this,and tell Osha to use brine in Aegi.

>>32079986
Screw King's Shield. Have Ron use Taunt on Aegislash and proceed to finish it off with a team attack
Have Eva heal herself

>>32079986
Take sun stone and throw it at m sableye

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>>32080000
stop this madness

rolling for the post below me

>>32079986
Heal eva, then target aegislash while it's asleep

>>32080034
reroll

>>32080051
Re

>>32080051
Re
They were kept imprisoned by the sun stone thing, maybe they'll be weak to it

>>32080051
Re.

>>32080057
re

no gets yet

>>32080034
re

>>32080034
reroll

>>32080057
reroll

>>32080051
This while telling the others to focus on Aegislash.

>>32080034
reroll

>>32080144
eyy there we go

>>32080051
re

>>32080150
lol,im doing all the work tonight

>>32080144
And it only took 15 minutes. Is that the longest time we've gone without a get, I wonder?

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>>32080144
>>32080020
>>32080034
>Eva uses her turn to eat an Oran berry to heal while Osha brines the 1/2 health Aegislash. The rest of the team focuses on M Sableye.

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>>32080228
>M Sableye strikes back with another dark pulse!
>Oddish is in critical condition
>You are in critical condition

>4 next

>>32080245
Shove that sun stone up sableyes ass

>>32080245
Heal yourself and oddish, then target sableye

>>32080245
Throw the sun stone thing at buddy

>>32080252
Reroll.

>>32080252
Rero

>>32080245
Have Oddish use Synthesis
Do we still have that scrappy seed? If we do, eat it and use arm thrust on Sableye. If not, BLAZE BOOSTED EMBER!
Also, TORRENT BOOSTED BRINE! BOOSTED WITH HELPING HAND!

>>32080301
Reroll

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>>32080266
>>32080252
>You run around and call for Buddy to throw you the sun stone

Buddy: Ooh, this is nice... it's all warm, like my leaves are getting plenty of sun...

M Sableye: W-wait... what are you doing with that?

>>32080343
N-NANI?!?!?!?!?!

>>32080343
B-bakana!

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>>32080343
>Buddy throws you the sun stone

M Sableye: Oh no, you put that down! I'm not going back t-

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>>32080389
Sableye: [spoiler[O-oh[/spoiler]

>>32080402
Use Ctrl+S so you don't fuck up spoilers.

>>32080402
was that useful at all?

>>32080402
well, now he has shiny stones in all of his holes.

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>>32080402
>Mega Sableye stands in the middle of the room, unmoving.

M Absol: I uh... guess that the stone had some residual light power from the lamp in it. You probably... could have just touched him with it.

Eva: Eh, this is more fun.

>6 next

fug, those dang brackets. >>32080410 I didn't know that was a thing thank you!

>>32080433
Finish off sableye then cum on it

>>32080433
good job guys,how are we gonna evolve buddy now? or helioptile?

>>32080444
wash the stone off
>>32080442
re

>>32080433
Gang up on Aegislash with ember, brine, and helping hand. Have Buddy use Synthesis
>>32080444
Trips confirmed someone is evolve later. Maybe vote on it?

>>32080433
Eat an oran and give one to buddy.
pretend you're gonna ember aegislash and when he goes into shield stance charge and slam your body against his shield and keep pushing him until he hit his back against a wall

>>32080444
trips confirm the stone is now lost in Sableye's non-existent? intestines forever

>>32080433
eat his heart while he's still alive and can't move

>>32080466
Still mad nobody remembers that Buddy can heal itself with Synthesis.

>>32080468
he's only half ghost, and sableyes do eat stones, so it has to go somewhere

>>32080475
but plants can't do synthesis if the sun is hidden between the moons

>>32080490
Plants do not need strictly sunlight to photosynthesize. How else do you think indoor farms work? As long as there is light, it's fine

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>>32080466
>Yeah, he's actually still asleep, so...

>>32080522
O-oh, right...

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>>32080522
>Aegislash has been KOed

>2 next

You and buddy also each eat an oran berry and are healed

>>32080534
Fuck up Sableye, and finish him off.

>>32080534
rape sableye!

>>32080534
Finish off sableye then cum on the corpses

>>32080547
reroll

>>32080534
Use Aegislash to cut sableye into pieces

>>32080534
Take sableye's giant gem for money. Proceed to look for the Sunstone with your dick.
Fire when ready

>>32080559
re

>>32080559
re

>>32080559
reroll

>>32080582
>>32080559
oh no

>>32080559
this plus eat heart

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>>32080559
>>32080582
>With Aegislash defeated and Sableye paralyzed...

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>>32080633

Absol: What... what is he doing?

>"Aw yeah it's SO WARM and nice guys!"

Osha: Eva, don't look

Eva: Aww

>"Haha, guess you're getting it where the sun DOES shine, Sableye!"

Absol: This pokemon has ruined people's lives, stolen their souls, killed people and pokemon... and your friend is having sex with him.

Osha: Welcome to my life.

>"I got the sun stone back guys!"

>>32080688
We did it. Woo.

>>32080597
Oh yes

>>32080633
>>32080688
2 dubs confirmed this is the right course of action

>>32080688
Absol is best partner and should be main character

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>>32080688
That went better than expected.

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>>32080688
Sableye: You... you! You will pay for what you've done to me!

>0 next

wrap it up

>>32080748
EAT HIS HEART

>>32080766
this

>>32080748
Rip out his still beating heart and use it as a cock sleeve

>>32080766
>>32080777
I mean, don't even bother waiting 5 minutes with these rolls. Like you said, wrap it up.

>>32080777
TRIPS CONFIRMED

>>32080777
>dubs followed by trips
might as well kick its ass

>>32080784
full house gets? sure, why not

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>>32080766
>>32080777
Wew lad

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>>32080766
>>32080777
>M Absol strikes at M Sableye's back, weakening and distracting him enough to you to dive in for the kill. With scrappy seed still in effect, you rip and tear. You're not sure if there's a heart or not, but you eat whatever's there anyway.
>As sableye fades, you rip its giant gem away. Sableye melts away, weakly reaching for his stolen gem.

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>>32080766
>>32080777
end him

So does the sun stone still work as an evolution stone? Maybe we could save it for the future.

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>>32080925
>In the gloopy ghostly essence puddle, appears a key and an odd white thing. You grab them and the sun stone and pocket all of them.

Absol: It's... it's over. My years keeping them imprisoned here... and now they're finally... finally dead. Thank you... thank you all!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32080941
it's an evolution stone as well

That is the way we do it in Team Regicide, Absol!

>>32080971
i was about to roll for killing the absol, after all, he has outlived his purpose and he has the heart of a mega

This was my first tme playing, the best debut ever!

>>32081001
it'll have to wait til next thread if you want it

>>32081043
great thread op, lately a lot more of people have been comming to play, and thankfully the shitposting for the most part has been keep to a minimum, see you tomorrow op, gnight.

>>32080971
>odd white thing
Looks like a fishy cracker.

>>32081113
glad you enjoyed it :D
but shh! shitposters are like spiritomb- call their name 3 times and they'll appear!

>>32081027
Hope you had fun and will come back for more threads in the future!

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>>32081211
Shitposting, shitposting, shitposting!

>>32081221
Rolling to rape Eva, then Buddy

>>32081240
Re

>>32081279
it's past the time limit stop rolling

>>32081221
re, but make sure to slap this >>32081285 anon's face with our dick first

>>32081583
reroll, and lets eat the key

>>32081211
How does it feel OP, you wrote cheesey porn dialogue.

>>32081659
this is nothing compared to the other sex scene he wrote the other day, thankfully i have forgotten most of it, and don't ask me to look for it.

>>32081706
True but I don't recall Ron saying nearly as bad a line.

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Unneeded bump.

Thinking about it, adding that second title doesn't work out too well since all references to Nidorinafag were removed, but I did promise so whatever.

>>32082959
oh shoot, I never titled this one

champion of the sun edition?

>>32083756
-er, the current thread, I mean.

>>32079340
Who's the best mon to challege the sacred ruins solo in SMD? I think so far i had best luck with Victini

Any suggestions?

>>32083762
May want to try here >>32042288
They'll know better than this thread about that

>>32083756
>>32083756
Sounds good to me.
Greenhouse fight might take a while to compile since it's 31 pictures full of relatively detailed backgrounds
but I'll figure something out

>>32083762
I hear that Hawlucha and Drifblim are decent thanks to Unburden, although I never used them myself.

>>32083756
Confound your toll, troll!

I like how we're more than ten parts into this mansion and yet nobody's questioned the fact that there's a human-ass house in the middle of the Pokemon world.

>>32085084
I'll take "things you could ask the npcs of this house" for 200 alex

how many times do I have to make absol mention the past before someone asks about it

>>32085119
Never, expect everyone to roll for raping and/or killing him instead.

Another missed opportunity was that we should've asked Noibat what the heck the Pokemon in the photo album was. Now we'll never know.

>>32085149
It's all killing and raping and furniture and shoving things up people's butts with you people
Gotta force yall to hear the plot

>>32085240
Can't wait to have Osha do all the asking and take initiative like he always does
why does it always gotta be like this

>>32085298
Ron/We are focused on the more important things in life.

Rape, pillage, plunder, and being a good role model to Eva.

>>32085298
Soon osha will evolve into his final form: glowing brightly, fluttering wings, 2 inches tall

"Hey, listen! We should talk to that guy, Ron!"