Why is salazzle the best gen 7 pokemon?

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Nah Salandit a best

We /sl/ now

>>32084925
She saved Salandit from being complete shit

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>>32085033
Nice shitpost Tumblrina fag why dont you get some fucking taste before posting in my salazzle thread.

I wanna lick her cloaca

>>32084925
>she will never blast your face with her pheromone infused fumes

>>32085068
Salandit at least reminds me of a gen 1 esk design. Its simple and not overdesigned at all.

>>32085072
>Tumblrina

ebin

>>32085098
Go on keep posting primarina as if itll prove that its the best gen 7 pokemon waifu

>>32084925

Because salazzle is a cool pokemon with a nice type combination

Degenerate lizardfuckers GTFO please

>can't mention I like Salazzle without people thinking I'm a degenerate

I fucking hate pokephiles, they ruin everything

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>>32085114
Hey we could get along if you actually wanted to. Salazzlefags and primarinafags share a lot in common.

>>32085127

Salazzle is literally just bigger a Salandit standing up.

>>32085127
What kind of bullshit excuse is that for hating it?
Sounds like the same fucking excuse people like you bring up about typholsion and inceneroar being literally humans in animal costumes.
You know what then fuck all bipedal pokemon because they are bipedal like humans they might as well all be hated equally.

>>32085139
>>32085134
I have better taste than the both of (You) combined
Stay mad and triggered

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>>32085127
>stands on two legs
>HURR DURR LITERALLY A HUMAN IN A SUIT

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>>32085127
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

>>32085134
>stop liking what I like

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>>32085172
Because you are easily triggered by its hips. And the people that want to fuck it.

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Saving thread with actual best gen 7 pokemon.

I like Salazzle when it's portrayed as lizard-like, but the fact that it blatantly panders to scalies and people with a mind-control fetish makes me both uncomfortable and worried.

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>>32085183
Be gone shitty anchor

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>>32085190
555-come-on-now

>>32085158
>Salazzle is for lizard fucker basement dwellers.
>projecting

>>32085191
So you hate machamp because it blateantly panders to barafags also?

>>32085190
>more projection

>>32084925
I dunno, Salazzle just seems to come across as some sort of creepy rapist.

>>32085190
>>32085033
Look at this fan art
If you get a boner kill yourself

>>32085239
I don't have the stamina to kill myself by masturbating

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>>32085199
Owl is cool but dissapointing, nothing really reflects the ghost typing.

Spooky seaweed is one of my all time favorite pokemon though. Great concept and design. Just needs synthesis.

>>32085214
Machamp isn't as bad. Salazzle however, was clearly designed to be attractive. Even moreso than previous waifumons. The fact that they added the mind-control stuff makes it even weirder.

>>32085250
It will stay in RU for ever, owl will get a buff to make it OU like Ash-Greninja

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>>32085264
Nice meme.

Either way decidueye realistically will either stay UU or go to RU. I know your falseflagging, starters are the easiest way to bait people, bit it lets me post more dhelmise so that's cool.

>>32085287
>pokemon this guy considerd terrible because they are pandering to someones fetish
>salazzle
>primarina
>tsereena
>Gardivour
>lopunny
>jynx
>tapu lele and fini
>toxapex
>Celesteela and pheromosa
>weavile

>>32085127
So much this. It is Lizarfucker fursuit garbage shit design. When they at some point release a offensive eviolite Salandit will rise.

>>32085262
So you dont like vespiquin because it has a harem of combees?

>>32085337
What fetish could toxapex possibly cater to?

>>32085349
This isn't comparable since bees make hives.

>>32085337
You forgot Shitcineroar.
Fuck off you Barafags.

>>32085356
Obviously the waifu crowd of pokefuckers because its roughly feminine in design. So therefore cause for concern.
>>32085365
And this particular species of pokemon has a reverse harem thing going on. But that doesnt matter because of scalies you think it was only made to appeal to scalies.
>>32085369
I like weavile to. But i cant make a thread about it without someone going. Hurpderp this pokemon is only liked by furries because its a edgy cat or some retarded shit.
>>32085375
Barafags also really like chesnaught, feraligatr blastoise, and anything else masculine with muscles.

>>32085337
Please don't associate toxapex with waifushit, its a meme. Toxapex is too good of a design for that.

>>32085395
LMAO

>>32085415
Well nostalgia didnt save lucario or charizard from becoming associated with edgelords and waifu autists.

>>32085337
"Gardivour"
"Tsereena"
"considerd"

learn2spell

>>32085439
Learn to spell

>>32085422
It isn't unlike somethink like salazzle or tsareena it has little porn.

Toxapex as a waifumon is a meme.

>>32085451
Ya got me

>>32085461
So is agieslash being a waifu but that doesnt stop objectfuckers at all

>>32085461
>>32085475
>if I don't understand the appeal of something, anyone that does is doing it ironically for the memes
imagine having your head this far up your ass

>>32085475
Porn exists for everything, its part of rule 34. The thing that makes gardevoir and lopunny waifumon is that most of its fanbase and disscussion is in relation to fucking it.

Toxapex is just a nasty starfish, that's why most people like it. We post sexual content of any pokemon as a joke. Yeah some people really would fuck aegislash, but here its treated as a joke. An unfunny joke, but a joke.

>>32085548
>We post sexual content of any pokemon as a joke
you have no right to speak for me

>>32085526
You seriously think other a small group people want to fuck a sword? Sexualizing anything is a joke on 4chan. Yeah some people are actually sexually attracted to a sword, but they are a very small minority.

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>>32085127
yeah look at this gross human
fucking retard

>>32085461
It's a waifumon, it doesn't get much porn because it's hideous

>>32085624
Monitor lizards were clearly designed by nature to pander to scalies

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>>32085689
I'm sorry a fantasy creature doesn't exactly match up with its real world counterpart. Is this your first pokemon game? They usually aren't a 1:1 with their inspirations. I like salazzle because she's a cool monitor lizard. I get the hate because people hate waifus. Usually I'm in the same boat, but I adore salandit and salazzle is a fine successor. If you wouldn't sperg out over a lizard tripoding and shut down a design without really understanding it, you might enjoy this franchise more.

>>32085689
So you dont like most pokemon based off animals then?
Because hardly any pokemon look exactly like what they are based on.

>>32085347

Stop samefagging.

>>32085784
So youre like those people that like the first stage more than the evolution because it didnt just get bigger when it evolved.

Make up your goddamn mind /vp/
Is the just gets bigger thing a bad thing or is it just case specific?

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>>32085768
>>32085784
>bandit turns into cat burglar
>"""""loses theme""""
>I don't like it because it's girly!
>100% feminine

???

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>ITT: Unironically getting worked up over a fictional lizard in a children's game like it's a first world problem

>>32085768

So you're triggered by feminine designs?
If it had become masculine you'd be ok with that, right?

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>>32085807
I love when people accuse me of samefagging. Is it so hard to believe that people agree with me?
>>32085813
Something like this would have been cool. Remember not everyone on here is the same person, I would have take it just gets bigger over this pile of shit.

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>>32085824
They just wanted a split evo if anything.
One for male
One for female

I see people complain a lot about gen 7 evolutions like primarina and other waifumons for not getting a male evolution.
>>32085886
That looks like shit. You already said you like salandit. But cant you see why people would still waifu it you dumb nigger.

>>32085886
I like how you ignored the points made in >>32085815

>>32085886

>literally just gets bigger and grows a tumor

yeah, so much better

>>32085900
>muh gender neutraility
Incineroar is shit for more reasons than its just masculine. What its based on tiger mask just comes outa fucking nowhere and it can still be seen as feminie or masculine. Pokemon dont need to pander to your fucking social agenda.

>>32085886
it's painful that this will never be real.

instead we got something from deviantart.

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>>32085928
>poster # didn't go up
>I'm not samefagging guys

>>32085928

That design is literally from deviantart though

>>32085928
Thank god you dont design pokemon
>>32085939
Salazzle is designed to be a lot more than just for fucking furries. Namely a totem boss and plumerias ace.
Do you hate pokegirl threads because gamefreak keeps designing characters than pander to pedophiles and waifufags too?

>>32085940
>Poster #

First day? Welcome friend.

Clearly we need to have only gender neutal pokemon from now on so tigger haply autists dont get upset about designs becoming too feminie for thier tastes.

>>32085970

Stop projecting already, faggot.

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I like Salazzle because it has a fun personality and would likely make a great friend to be around, no sexual here.
What do I win?

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>>32085953
We're not getting anywhere. I'm happy with a fictional animal in a children's game, you're not, and we're clearly not going to change each other's minds. You can REEEE as hard as you want, but salazzle isn't going to stop existing. I would love a male salandit evo, but I don't see it happening any time soon. I am happy. We dissected your argument to the point where you had to backpedal and drop points you were trying to make, samefag to make it seem like others agreed with you, and basically said "I don't like it because it's bad." Salazzle's cool. Salandit is better, but salazzle's alright. Go bitch somewhere else.

>>32085996
Then why are you in a salzzle thread at all. Nobodies stopping you from posting salandit if you like salandit post it.
I like them both equally because im not autistic

I love how /vp/ gets so triggered at aything that resembles femininity at all
What a bunch of whiny beta nerds lol

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>>32086003
More salazzle the best gen 7 pokemon

>>32086075
lol

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>>32085996
>>32086056

Literally you right now.

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>>32086056
Its my thread ill reply to whoever i want
>>32086075
Says the projecting virgin

>>32086075
>I'm not the virgin-
LOL

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there's quite a lot of wrong opinions in here

>>32086135
Yes i do. Its kinda strange. But ive only been with one girl. Maybe other pussies taste different.

>>32086172
Dont you understand that female only evolutions exist in the real world.
The male anglerfish is an example. Only the males remain small and the females assimilate the male for thier spearm. Essentially the problem you have with salazzle is that male salandit only exist to fuck salazzles.

>>32086222
But im not a faggot if im attracted to a female

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>>32086233
In what way is the thread derailed? Its pretty on topic still. You just came in here trying to say my opinon is wrong with your own opinions.
You pretend like everybody has to get pussy everyday to not be a faggot. You cant prove i would want to fuck salazzle in any way. Other than i like it. And if i like a pokemon then that makes me a faggot. Then why are you on this board at all. Why do you like pokemon if it means to like any of them for any reason at all makes one a faggot?

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>>32086339
So the only way for you to get your head out of your ass is for all pokemon you consider bara or waifus to magically disappear and thier fans with them.
So then you post one that most people like to prove your point?
Ill ask you again. Why are you appart of a fandom when you have to share it with others that you dont like because of thier fetishes?

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>>32086397
I mean here his is arguing with people he considers virgin neckbeards instead of doing something better with his time like getting laid. Way to prove a point you know?

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>>32085123

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>>32086413
So thats what happens

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She really does have a good shinny

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>this thread

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>>32086435
Is this a jojo refrence?

>retard's posts were deleted

BASED MODS

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>>32086474

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>>32086474
Im suprised the whole thread wasnt nuked

>>32085644
mareanie is an excellent waifumon
unfortunately when it evolves it become ugly, and people tend to use the final evolution of mons to pass judgment - which is why the people who like steenee don't like how tsareena overshadows it

>>32086910

This

Though I like Tsareena more then Steenee

>>32087042
i like tsareena more too lol
i was just replying to that guy

>>32086910
I think Toxapex is cuter than Mareanie

>>32086428
agreed, though it is a bitch to shiny hunt for
I have 4 shiny male salandits and I want to die

>>32084925

Mud shot was nerfed?

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>>32087108
Battle tree actually uses mud shot on metagross sometimes

>>32084925
He's pretty cool

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>>32087105
I have 3 shiny females all injected

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>>32087161

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Newfags are just mad they never could catch a female Salandit.

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F.e.ma.l.e o.nly.

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I might watch the anime again once salazzle shows up

>>32087161
My favorite way to shitpost on WT is make shiny perfect femal salandits but make them level 100.

>>32088085
OH NO

NOT THE ELEPHANTITIS AGAIN

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>>32088109
Oh who cares if they cant evolve. They just become trophymons at that point.

>>32088150
It the fact that I also give them perfect IVs and EVs, want them to be usable online (^:

>>32084925
I dunno. Why IS Lie the lyingest Gen 7 Liemon? Pls, do tell.

>>32088160
People who use nfes online are just asking to lose.

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>>32088174
A subjective statement cant be proven false or true.
Mind you this is coming from a guy whose favorite pokemon in gen one were beedrill gengar and bulbasaur. I really like poison types.

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Take a closer look at that snout

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Shes perfect you know this to be true

>>32088085
I hope Ash gets one.

>>32088206
>Statements in the form of questions in the form of exposition in the form of greentext
So, if someone says "Why is Mewtwo the best Gen 1 Pokémon?", is this subjective, or would someone actively try to compare dick sizes with the titular Gen 7 Pokémon?

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>>32088263
Like ash would ever catch a poison type in this kind of show and actually use it.
Nigga caught a fucking muk. And thats litterally the only poison type hes ever used. And he only used it at the end of the season.

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>>32088286
Yes

>>32088316
Acceptable. Well played, anonymous adversary.

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>>32088333
Checked
And also more people would be likely to agree with you based on facts and reason. On that being mewtwo is best gen one pokemon.

>>32088316
>>32088356
Maybe if it had more cool art like this it would be seen as more the just a furfag pokemon.

I like salazzle, it seems like a decent idea for a monster but I understand people being dissapointed. Much better then tsareena at least, salazzle is at least kinda interesting.

>>32088356
Speaking of Poison...how about them Nihilegos, huh? #FirstPoisonLegendaryFTW
Just wondering what anyone thinks about it.

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>>32088394
Right o. Shes a good concept. The only flaw salazzle has is that shes subject to r34.
>>32088421
Nihilegos is the first poison ultra beast. Not really a legendary in my book. The things stats dont look legendary per say. Although once we get a cover pokemon thats poison type. Thats a whole different story. Or hell even a mythical at this point.

>>32088289
Technically Bulbasaur is a poison type as well.

Besides same thing was said about dark types. "Hurr, durr, how can a protag have an evil-typed pokemon". And then IKU ZE.

>>32088496
Until Generation 8, Ultra Beast should technically classify as a legendary, rather than a whole new kind of spectrum, because it is too soon to tell without confirmation from the higher ups at Game Freak. Plus, the Tapus only have 570, but people say they are legendary Pokémon, too. I guess only GF knows for sure.

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>>32088517
Yeah i guess thats true. We could even consider that one haunter he used to make sabrina laugh as another one of the few poison types hes used. As for greninja.
He never even used a single dark type move on it. I mean when we get one in sm it has night slash. But the anime opted for goddamn cut in its stead.
Neither did ash really ever use any underhanded tactics with it at all.
He just isnt the kind of trainer to use his pokemon optimally is what i mean. He hardly gives a shit about movesets, and STAB.
This seemed to be why protean was his only real way to progress in kalos. But i digress.
He still hasnt even got a steel or fairy type for god knows what reason. And i bet because he gets litten there will be no room for salandit at any point. Because its the team skull good mon of choice.

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>>32088289
>>32088517
>>32088627
Ash had a fucking muk and tauros at one point.Though this was gen 1 when they didn't know what was loved and what was kind of forgotten. I wish he got more weirder stuff. Thankfully team rocket seems fun, mimikyu and mareanie.

I think a fun idea would be for him to catch a salandit, train it expecting it to evolveinto something cool, then discover its male. Of course that's actually interesting so I doubt they would ever do something like that.

>>32088580
Tapus and ultra beasts being legendaries make sence at least when you think of the criteria for being one.
>only a couple or one being encounterable in game
>heavy plot centered around them
>out of ordinary catch rates
Etc.

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It needs a male only evo.

>>32088697
Heres in lies my problem.
Ash encounters the beedrill line fairly early on in the first episodes of the os.
>doesnt catch one ops the for butterfree line instead
>releases butterfree to get laid
Ash encounters zubat later on in a cave
>doesnt catch one but brock does so its ok
Ash gets bulbasaur to mirror trainer reds team even battles it and catches it. Which would never happen in nowadays show. It would just be handed to him on a plate.
>never evolves it because too kawaii

Ash encounters a haunter and befriends it.
Doesnt even attempt to actually catch it because its not cuddly enough to be a mainstay on the team.

Salazzle is way to sexual to be on that panzy asses team

>>32088934
Just as frail as salazzle is so its welcome here

>>32085059
Yes

>>32089231
>tfw no annoying big sister Salazzle

>>32085264
Yeah keep telling yourself that buddy boy.

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>>32088723
Eric.

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Goddamnit.

>>32093884

What the fuck is wrong with its leg?

>>32094038
Its broken anon

>>32085250
nothing about seaweed hung over an anchor attached to a ship's wheel reflects the ghost typing either though. so it seems a stupid point to make really.

Do you recommend her to competitive? Corrosion seems to be pretty good.

>>32094222
Corrosion is never really that good to use. The one time it might be it for heatran

Corrosion should be changed to not only toxic steel types but also boost the power of poison and fire types move by 1