>Pokemon that trigger /vp/

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I got a move but that's it. Anyone else remember that one fag who reset his game because he got so buttblasted when Kukui's Lycanroc used it?

I-I like them all...

>>32078199
now is as good of a time as any to rub one out

>All waifus
Has pokemon really gone this downhill?

>>32078199
>Not adding Gardavoir

>>32078235
No, it's better than ever

>>32078235
>incineroar
>waifu
decidueye and zard x are pushing it as waifu material, but they are still passable

Lucario and Primarina trigger me

Don't care much for Zard X

Love the rest of them

>>32078199
You should add Emboar and Chesnaught.

>no Honchkrow
>no Flygon

>>32078274
And Samurwott and Serperior.

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>>32078255
Fag. Incineroar is the coolest and toughest waifu

>>32078281
That's the closest I've seen to a decent femme-Roar that isn't super exaggerated in some form.

>>32078289
>>32078299
You're gross.

>>32078281
>female incineroar
Reset for a male next time.

>>32078289
>>32078299
>>32078325
>>32078348
even RikuAoshi's shit is better than this

>>32078348
>>32078325
>>32078299
>>32078289
owo
>>32078281
OwO

>>32078325
>>32078348
You're still gross.

>>32078199
You forgot weavile

>>32078513
there wouldn't be any false flaggers if you fuckers kept your terrible fetishes to yourselves

that goes for footfags and fatfags too

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>>32078199
Got no problem with Greninja or BURASTO.

Ash-Greninja can suck a dick though. Choke on it.

>>32078199
Add Chesnaught and you got the ultimate gang of falseflagging and shitposting. They are the only Pokemon capable of killing /vp/. Will they eventually achieve their goal?

>>32078568
funny how you never mentioned scatfags

>>32078613
honestly I hoped that wouldn't need to be mentioned

surely everyone is in agreement on how disgusting it is

>>32078235
Yep. Abandon ship mate. And watch the fireworks

>>32078222
Are you serious

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>>32078199

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>>32078199
I don't really care about the rest, but Goodra and Primarina's line both piss me off for petty reasons.

At least Goodra hasn't been an awful plague recently.

>>32078199
wheres gardevoir,brionne,lopunny,lele,tsereena?

>>32078263
>>32078860
What triggers you about Primarina, of all designs? And I'm not asking "why don't you like it", I'm specifically asking what -triggers- you about it.

>>32078881
It looks like a mermaid. Seemingly acts like one, too. I hate mermaids with an indescribable passion.

Not the same reason most other people dislike it, but it's my reason.

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>>32078926
Okay? I wasn't expecting a good reason, but that's... Fair, I guess? A really awful plague indeed.

>>32078222
Post number?

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>>32078279
This. I don't know why they aren't included in the first place. Samurott is the most disliked final evo in most places, and a Serperior appearance in a thread is likely to turn it into a waifu/vore topic. Emboar is too ignored to matter.

>>32078199
All of them.
/thread

>>32079040
I'm >>32078228 though, would include the Unova starters in my comment of liking them all - but I've sadly been around here long enough to know how /vp/'s autism works and you hit the exact reasons.

How did you get such a high quality and well-sized DreamWorld/GlobalLink art for these pokes?

>pokemon that are seen a lot in competitive
>pokemon that are never seen in competitive
>pokemon that are only seen in competitive once

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How is this so far?

>>32079107
Man, before anything else, I gotta say Dream World art always looks really nice.

>>32079107
needs about 800 more Pokemon desu

Salazzle, /vp/ hates it both for "furbait" and no male evo reasons

>>32079107
Perfect.

>>32079107
I must be blind because I'm not seeing Charizard or Pikachu on there.

>>32079107
you should put the eeveelutions in there, I see so many people get buttmad at the eeveelutions and people that like them

>>32079136
>charizard
It's afraid of the sneaky pebble
>pikachu
All electric rodents except maybe Raichu trigger /vp/

>>32079107
add Magmortar, Rhyperior, and the elemental monkeys

>>32078881
There are only a few pokemon I have a problem with the designs of. Lucario, Primarina, and the Genies Incarnate formes. And the genies aren't even that bad on their own, it's just the fact that they're recolors of eachother.

Personally I dislike primarina for the following reasons
>The eyes seem off to me though this is more of a minor issue
>White eyelashes on white backdrop just looks bad
>"We gave an anime hair to make it feminine" character design
>Pointless spikes. Sure some pokemon have spikes to make them look cool or tough, but this isn't a cool or tough kind of pokemon.

I don't have a problem with feminine pokemon, I even love Brionne. I just think Primarina could have been handled better.

>>32079107
Add Rowlet, Litten and Rockruff for Pokémon that trigger the autistic anime/starter fags.

>>32079107
I think it has passed now but for a while heliolisk would have belonged on there. You should put salazzle on there too, fuck that thing.

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>>32079182
Primarina's spikes are used for stability underwater to keep itself nimble and swimming fast, like a torpedo or rocket's wings.

>>32079182
>I'm not asking "why don't you like it", I'm specifically asking what -triggers- you about it.
What part of "I'm not asking why you don't like it" did you not understand? Because disliking something is one thing, being triggered by it is entirely different. I dislike half the Pokémon in OP's pic, but I'm not gonna cry about it everytime I see them.
Also, again, most of your issues seem more personal than objective flaws.

>>32079213
Another thing I dislike about Primarina-those flippers ruin any sort of elegance it has

>>32079223
she should backhand you wiht her flipper for saying that

>>32079233
>she

>>32079213
The eyelashes stand out enough without taking your attention from the eyes, honestly, and the hair look cool and tie in with the bubbles theme well with its signature attacks.
>>32079223
I don't even understand this one

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>>32079107
Add Charizard and the Eeveelutions and you're pretty much set. For now.

>>32079182
To be honest all of these "issues" could be considered positives by others, but I can understand your reasons. I really liked this one anon's interpretation of those spikes as stabilizer/torpedo(lol) fins. I'm more surprised you didn't mention the starfish, though I don't mind those either

>>32079274
Oh, looks like the fin thing got mentioned already. Ignore that part then

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>>32079223
I think that's an issue with the model. Its official artworks' flippers look fine. Unless if you're saying flippers aren't elegant in general, then I don't know

>>32078263
Lucario and Primarina are my favorites. >_>

>>32079213
They also add some pink in the lower part of its body. Primarina is made entirely of 3 colors (4/5, if you want to count both shades of blue and white) and the spikes add some pink where there wasn't any, without being too unnatural. They only add to the design by being there, they are forgettable at worst.
>>32079321
The flippers look fine in-game and on the official models, although I agree they look terrible on some fan art. Now a thing I wish for future games is for the bubbles/pearl things to look like in that artwork

>>32079321
That is the official model though, I'm pretty sure. Just an higher quality version of it.

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Has it been completed?

>>32079321
Honestly, as a Primfag, everything about the TCG art really disgusts me.

>>32079374
It's pretty good.

>>32079321
The flippers just look funny
>>32079374
Almost, just needs Pikaclones

>>32079374
Needs garbodor, vanilluxe, gimer, and voltorb

>>32079397
Welp
>>32079374
Do Alola Forms count as triggers? I haven't seen hate for them, but they all fall in the category "DUDE KANTO LMAO"

>>32079374
Every legendary should probably be on there for the "ban ALL legendaries" fags.
Koffing and Celebi should also be considered triggers for reasons that should be obvious.

>>32079403
second

>>32079374
I would get rid of the eevees. most people don't hate them.

>>32079779
the people that do hate them are obnoxious as fuck about it

>>32079779
I hate them

>>32079779
I also hate them

>>32079779
I hate Glaceon. All the others are fine though

>>32079860
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>>32079887
none of you have any business playing pokemon

>>32079896
/vp/ hates any pokemon that furries like

>>32079946
>/padt/ is the entirety of vp
you are blind

>>32079946
So all of them?

>>32079896
>you can't play pokemon unless you like one specific family out of the many it has

>>32079981
I bet you like pikachu you fucking faggot

>>32079779
Can't stand them. Boring overhyped shitmons, the lot of them.

>>32079374
Add Chansey and Gliscor
/vp/ hates stall

>>32078592
Yes.

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>>32079403
How are grimer and voltorb triggering? Did I miss out on something?

>>32079397
Why pikaclones?

>>32080543
God, just put the entire national pokedex in there

>>32078784
>>32079009
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/31445241

>>32078347
NAh

>>32080543
>How are grimer and voltorb triggering?
I always see them posted in threads shitting on garbodor and vanilluxe

>ballio
>roothoot
real or not they stir shit up

>>32080543
Add all starters. They trigger the boxstarterfags.

>>32080722
Thats not really the case. The boxstarter fags trigger starterfags.

>>32079171
But Rhyperior is great D:

>>32078199
jokes on you incineroar is my favorite pokem-
>decidueye
T R I G G E R E D

>>32080560
that's the idea

>>32080560
That still misses Ballio and Roothoot.

The only pokemon that doesn't trigger people is fug

>>32080543
Muh items and muh creativity.

Honestly, the only other ones you could realistically add are Heliolisk and Buizel.

And we all know why.

Then end it anon.

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>>32081152
This.

>>32081152
its good in competitive so someone will hate it

>>32078199
There seems to be this common misconception here on /vp/: regular Greninja we don't have a problem with. Its the failed abortion that is Ash-Greninja we have a problem with.

Vanilla Greninja? Good.
Ash-Greninja? I'd say it needs to die in a fire but Alain beat me to it.

>>32081230
Speaking of good in competitive, how is Garchomp not on >>32080543 yet? Hell, there are people here who get triggered if you so much as post ANY Dragon or Fairy-type Pokemon.

>>32081263
I just made a thread with a gusion of charizard x and garchomp
Got someone saying dragons are irrelevant in an instant.

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>>32081284
sup dude, if dragons are so undefeatable, then why is a fairy type S rank in OU???

>>32081321
Isnt greninja and pheromosa which are weak to fairy also s rank?!
Holy shit.

>>32081346
not an argument

>>32081321
>Mega Metagross
>Landorus Therian
>Greninja (Original Recipe)
>Pheromosa
There are no Dragons or Fairies anywhere in S-rank. The highest ones are Lele and Zygarde at A+.
Meanwhile the only thing to get its snakey green ass banned from fucking Ubers is still Mega Rayquaza, though that was more for being a Flying-type than a Dragon and everyone knows it.

>>32080543
>STILL no Honchkrow

It's /vp/'s most hated Pokemon

>>32081152
I kinda hate the Fug meme
does that count?

>>32081351
I dont care

>>32081415
No you don't.

>>32081448
/vp/ vastly over uses it

>>32080543
>Still hasn't put everything Pokemon from Gens 1, 3 or 5 (the most common genwars typically involve either praising or critizing one of these 3 gens) or every Fairy-type, Dragon-type or Objectmon (with emphasis on Palossand from that one faggot that was constanly making threads about it when it was first revealed.)

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>>32081262
Exactly. Obviously every pokemon has its fair share of detractors, but overall, Greninja is consistently liked here. Greninjash is the one that deservedly gets shat on. Pic related.

>>32082301
what did he mean by this?

>>32082301
>Torterra that high
Proud of u /vp/

>Totodile that far above Feraligatr
shameful

>>32082301
>zard that low
>Greninja that high
BURASUTOFAGS BTFO

>>32082352
Admittedly, that poll came out a couple of weeks before BURASTO became the spicy new maymay.

>>32082352
>implying
Zard is way higher than Ash-Greninja.

>>32082301
>delphox this low
I am fucking disgusted with you people

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>>32082370
>people shat on assninja this hard BEFORE he choked

amazing

>>32082375
So? Greninja is way higher than Zard. Just goes to show that the fat lizard isn't nearly as popular as it used to back when there were only shit Pokemon.
They shouldn't have made Ash-Greninja. Just have had go normal Greninja go against Mega Zard and win. Everyone loves normal Greninja, so everyone would be happy with that outcome.

>>32082403
>back when there were only shit Pokemon.

Neck yourself underage

>>32078199
I think Chesnaught belongs here too.

>>32082403
you are the reason this board is shit outside of waifumon threads

>>32082403
Not the point. BURASTO isn't blown out because BURASTO was specifically against Ash-Greninja.

>>32082410
>he thinks genwun Pokemon were anything but shit
Take an animal, make it fat, slap DBZ eyes. That's the entirety of genwun dex. The ones that didn't fall into this category were shit designs like Voltorb or Chamander and Meleon, with two colors and nothing going for them.

>>32082419
It's still way below normal Greninja. This ought to put the BURASUTOfags in their place.

>>32082419

>the only way they could make zard x look good was by having him beat something even cringier

really makes you think

>>32082426
Fucking eat shit and die you stupid tasteless faggot. You give Greninja fans a bad name.

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>>32082394
That's because that thing was hated ever since we learned more about it. No self-respecting person would find this fanfic-tier form better than the original. And no amount of "hype" moments will change the fact that it's a shitty concept that wasn't even properly explained or even served a purpose that a normal Greninja wouldn't be able to handle.

Greninjash is hot garbage and i say this as an avid Greninja fan.

>>32082444
>implying I'm a ninjafag
Sorry, don't have taste shit enough to like the edgy memefrog. But I still think it has infinitely better design than most things, especially genwun and Zard. It's called being honest. Try it sometime.

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>>32082426
>>32082403
Posts THIS bad have got to be bait. No one can possibly be this much of a faggot.

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>>32082426
Regular Greninja was never the problem. Stop conflating the two just because you're butthurt at the loss.

New Pokemon are drawing a bunch of simple circles and filling them in with eyeraping colors. Gen 1 Pokemon at least had some fucking detail in their anatomy. They looked like creatures, not toys. The few that looked like objects were actual objects, new mons all look like that.

It's funny how you talk shit when Zard still shits on the vast majority of new starters i n that poll. Vanilla Greninja is an exception.

>>32082471
>muh marketing autism
you can fuck off too

>>32082381
We're disgusted with you, furfag

>>32082471
The new Pokemon just get shit on because /vp/ is full of nostalgiafags who can't even properly see. Even Embaor is more detailed and has a better design than Zard, but it will get shat on /vp/ because M-MUH CHILDHOOD and MUH PIG.
Honestly, it's pathetic you would even try defending that.

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>>32078281

>>32078485
he is the weavile fag

>>32082488
>We're disgusted with you, furfag
you aren't even part of the target audience of the current games, so why are you even on this board?

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>>32082490
Covered in more garbage =/= more detailed or better designed. Emboar has much more simplistic anatomy, it's just covered in decals to hide it.

I had a Charizard vs Dragonite version of this pic but my hard drive crashed. New gen is nothing but Dragonites.

If Emboar was your childhood you need to fuck off, Brett.

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>>32082301
>mudkip above swampert
reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking normie memers

>>32082507
Realistic =/= better
Just because the new starters aren't as realistic doesn't mean they're worse. If anything, that makes them better. They're more creative and better designed to look good.

But I guess that's too much to understand for a Zardfag. You'll just be content with your realistic fat lizard rather than having some actual Pokemon.

>>32082507
anyone got the flip of that with gen 5 ponyta?
it was so cute

>>32082518
>fat lizard
she's not fat, she's T H I C C

>>32082526
87.5% of the time he's a fat basement dweller
the other 12.5% "she" is a meme used to validate desperate chubby chasers who don't understand its ironic

>>32082544
yeah my man, we fap to charizard ironically for the memes

>>32082561
>we

>>32082518
Cartoony =/= better. You'd defend a fucking turd stickman because it's "creative."

Gen 1 mons have the right amount of detail to make them look organic and fantastical. There's a reason they had such broad appeal. Later gens threw that shit out the window for merchandising purposes, and the result generally looks like absolute shit.

I'm not even a Zardfag, I'm saying he still shits on the vast majority of new mons, as that very poll supports.

>>32082567
yes, "we", you pedophile fuckers are minority, deal with it

>>32082575
>we

>>32082576
do I have to repeat myself or am I geting baited?

>>32082578
>do we have to repeat ourselves or am i hiding my projections

>>32082589
so it's bait, nice to know
>>>/padt/
>>>/a/
pick one, I don't give a shit which one you fuck off to

>>32082490
Agreed.

>>32082567
>>32082576
are the crystal germs

>>32082571
ANTI-GEWUNNERS FOREVER BTFO

>>32082456
I hope they give us a proper form with the windmill shuriken some day.

>>32078222
It was Stealth rock or something

>>32082571
>There's a reason they had such broad appeal.

Yeah, it's called nostalgia. But judging by your post, you're too much of a blind genwunner to see that.

>>32078199
All of them.
The entire pokedex.

>>32082504
Actually i am. I just like to see weavile whenever

>>32082507
*AUTISTIC FLABEBE AND VENUSAUR COMPARISON*

>>32082301
Chesnaught is actually a bit higher than I thought. Good to know there's at least a few Chesbros here.

Lurker/newfag so you can ignore me. I always assumed these were the ones /vp/ liked most.

>>32084644
Bobody is triggered by hariyama

>>32084644
anorith though

>>32082493
Motherfucker I haven't seen Logan yet.

>>32084786
And also controversial topics, starter wars (like I say owl is the best and a lot of fans of the seal and the cat jump in and argue), bla bla

>>32078199
>no Pikachu

All the spastic Raichufags say otherwise.

>>32078881
87.5% male