PokéCouples thread

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This is the best and cutest couple, and if you disagree I will fight you.

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Best canon couple coming through.

>>32071286
Well they are canon

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>>32071324
Not on my watch

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>>32071286

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long hair kukui and burnet is fucking good

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I hope someone translates these moonrunes

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>>32071275
Mohn is forever alone now

>>32072810
'T was a perfect thread, but sooner or later some fujofag had to ruin it, right?

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>>32072862
>muh fujofag menace
Neck yourself.

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>>32072862
All I hear is post more gay shit

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I feel like these two don't get enough love.

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>>32072923
Did you know that Guzma and Plumeria never interact in the game? Fucking Game Freak.

>>32072872
>>32072914
>posting their gay fantasies in a cute couples thread
Must be fun masturbating to fujoshit all day long, I'm sure by now you guys's vaginas smell so bad you cant even leave your room... And this is precisely why autist like you guys should be burnt alive, you fags are toxic waste

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>>32073373
so upset

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>>32071275

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>>32071275
guzma has someone much better

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>>32073641

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>>32073840
guzmoon is CUTE

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>>32071275
Guzma is too good for her. Guz x Plums a best.

>>32073403
I like yuri but for some reason I just can't get behind this.

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>>32071780
>whitewashing
Disgusting, wasted talent

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>>32076911
Maybe because it's pedophilia

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>>32073403
Dawn is for ash

>>32077186
Dawn is SHIT

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cutest couple coming through'
moon x guzma and kris x silver is very cute too

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>>32071275
Honestly I'd wish more fanart of them

>>32073840
>>32075210
Which tag I should use to get more guzma x moon pics?

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>>32077798
I just searched guzma on pixiv, though I can upload my folder(~160) if you want

>>32077820
Please.

I'm such a newfag looking for pixvi

>>32077735
Fuck you, at least you have some. Yancy/Nate has like nothing.

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>>32077994
https://my.mixtape.moe/wmrzqt.zip

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>>32078022
just 4 u

>>32078155
Anon, you deserve heaven if there is ever one out of here.

>>32078168
I would have wanted more interactions between them in the manga. But Kusaka ruined everything with his protagxprotag pattern, otherwise we may have more material of these two

>>32078168
>the only canon one
>it has less fanarts than Stantler

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>>32072950
That's a very sad realization.

I find it funny how only unpopular and/or crack pairs (which are also unpopular) get posted in these threads most of the time.

Really makes you think, huh. Does /vp/ just attract a mass number of shitbag shippers, or is it just one guy constantly spamming threads by himself.

Here's a hint: It's the latter.

>>32079190
Well yes, only a few people give a shit about these types of threads. Same deal with the waifu threads.

I wish the mods would boot these to /trash/ but it's not like they're very common anyway.

>>32079190
Hi ACK!
it's time for a throwdown

>>32079190
>unpopular
actually most of these ships are popular somehow

>>32080128
You're a retard.

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>>32078956

>>32080183
old but gold

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It's time.

>>32080189
Why do you keep doing this? I'm legitimately curious. I always see the same stuff being posted in these thread as. No discussion, just the same images. What's the point?

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>>32080198
Thanks for proving you're here. I'm done.

>>32080188
>old

>>32080205
I'm not the other guy, moron. I'm >>32079787

>>32080198
That's literally like the amourshipping faggotry edition thread. There's nothing to discuss, just post """cute""" stuff for no reason and it's done. That's the only purpose of these shipping threads.

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This one.

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>people are complaining about image dumps on an image board

>>32080125
what the fuck did i watch.


__________________________________________ now i need more

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>>32080336
>image
>watch

Post Sun lewd stuff with anyone

>>32080356
sorry i'm an ELSfag, i just came here to steal pics

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>ACK DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!!1

>>32080375
ESL*

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>>32080358

>>32080385
>chicken
>having boobs
nips pls

>>32080385
autism

>>32080358
If only SunxLillie had more lewd stuff than cute stuff then i'd post it. But they're so pure as for that kind of thing to be made it.

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>>32080407
>not chicken breasts

>>32080434
>don't talk for two years after Hilbert/Hilda fuck off
Why? Was it lazy writing or were they not as close friends as once thought?

>>32080282
Best ship

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>>32080358

>>32080128
>>32080176
No, they aren't. It's hilarious to see how mad you get when you get caught same fagging. And no, all the shit you spam is not popular in the slightest.

>>32080385
>>32080189
>>32080205
I like how you actually think "ack" is real and you just can't cope with that fact many people don't like you being cancer. And the fact you post/spam just to spite people makes you hated even more. Really, answer this question. Why can't you deal with people telling you that you're a shitbag in a rational calm way? You always freak out and start spamming like crazy? Do you think you spamming makes you look good or something?

>>32080312
This isn't an image dumb board, you're new and retarded.

>>32080487
>>32080498
Again, I still find it really funny how you spam this unpopular shit constantly and try to pretend like it's actually multiple people here.

>>32080176
The only one that is seemingly popular is Guzma and that's because girls like him in particular and not because of the ship itself.

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otp

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I really can't bring myself to like guzmoon

>>32080501
check your tumblr asks lol

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please don't start filling the thread with that ack shit again thanks, just post cute couples

>>32080519
>>32080540
The thread is already filled with the shit you're spamming.

And you are the only tumblr shitter here.

>post cute couples
You first.

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Best ship coming through

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>>32080540
Too late. We're all the same person to him now. Even the ones not posting his trigger ship

>>32080551
This ship is underrated, I tried looking for art of it once and barely found anything.

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>>32080549
Honestly after seeing how badly you treat people you don't even know makes me wonder if a.) you actually have any fucking friends. And b.) if you actually find anybody fucking deserving of your worthless respect. Like you shit on every person on this website? Is there any asshole you don't fucking hate? Like come on dude, there's more to life than fapping to the thought that you control who people in fandom ship as if we're not humans with our own valid concepts and ideas.

>>32080501
>same fagging
>35 posters so far

Are you retarded?

>>32080572
Short answer: yes
Long answer: I own 33 cell phones and can post using both hands and feet at the same time

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>>32080566
>those eyes

>>32080586
Chicken x UB is my new fetish.

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>>32080508
I'm not pretending to be multiple people

>>32080586
Is chicken dead?

>>32080624
Fuck off. Chicken is for tapu koko only

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Did the mods get him early or is he typing up the world's largest essay?

>>32080646
Hopefully

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>>32080676
I think we're in for a treat

>>32080676
>mods
what is that thing?

>>32080681
>>32080566
>>32080552
>>32080572
>>32080580
>>32080624
You know what makes you really, really fucking stupid?
That you always try to pretend that you're samefagging is harder than it is. You know, and everyone else knows it's very easy to change your IP. With proxies, or but just flipping your phone's air plane mode on and off.

And multiple people being in the thread does not in any way mean that all of these people will side with you and agree with you acting like a shitbag.

>how badly you treat people you don't even know
I do know you, though. I see how you post first hand in these threads. I see how you spam to spite people. I see how you are a disgusting shit head. Not knowing you in real life doesn't mean I can't see you're a bad person.

Also >>32031866

>>32080639
>>32080643
Yes, you are pretending to be multiple people. The proof is that you're stupid enough to say you're not and expect that people should just take your word for it.

>>32080676
Why are you such a fucking shitposting, what is wrong with you?

>>32080514
I don't usually ship Pokémon, but this just feels right

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>>32080407
You don't like chicken breasts?

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>>32080702
oh there he is lmao

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>>32080702
you always say he's the one shitposting but honestly your posts are like 10x worst
>inb4 he accuses me of being them

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>>32080702
>Why are you such a fucking shitposting

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ACK is going to show up at my doorstep someday, I know it.

>>32080681
>>32080676
>xddd someone making a valid argument and explaining themselves is a treat because EPIC FUNNY WIN I SO AWESOME

And why are you talking to yourself as if people won't be able to tell?
Do you really think it's not obvious you started spamming harder you realized there was someone here to tell you to fuck off and kill yourself for being a shit person? What? Everyone acts just like you and spam to attack people? Nah.

>>32080716
>>32080710
>>32080730
Posting in the same minute doesn't make it less obvious you're just one person posting with two deceives

Still just you refuse to address anything that's said to you and will not be rational in the slightest. So that's what makes it so obvious who you are.

If you actually wanted to convince people that you are more than one person, you would stop spamming images and actually talk. But you're too autistic to function correctly, so that will never happen.

>>32080747
why do you give the same post multiple replies

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>>32080702
This is the funniest thing i've ever seen today

thanks for your autism anon.

>>32080760
this happens nearly every ship thread

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>>32080782
>namefagging as akemi
for what purpose

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>>32080747
>>32080760
hmmm

>>32080743
>>32080744
Look at how you always go out of your way to make sure that you line up two posts in the same minute.

Remember how it was pointed out that the shit ships you spam are not popular? That means there are very few of you. So why would there be so many here that if you post against shit ships that at any give second tons them will start posting at the same time?

Yeah, no. Math straight up proves you are wrong.

>>32080759
>>32080760
>>32080771
>>32080782
>>32080788
>>32080792
>xddd so epcic and funny som1 tell me i shitposter so funny
You seriously need to kill yourself already. And you are also the only person who thinks those screen shots are proof of anything. That's another one of your many tells.

>!Akemi the furfag posts on /vp/ and is an animal fucker
Not really a surprise

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>>32080740
THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD

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>>32080771
Then I should come here more often.

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>>32080789

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Local man shows up to every ship thread and makes them entertaining, more at 11

>>32080792
>>32080760
When will you learn that no one else in the world is as stupid as you are, and that these screen shots can be edited it so many different ways that posting that not only makes you stupid, but makes it obvious you are lying as well.

>>32080789
>>32080808
New OTP

>>32080804
Pairings where the girl is taller, even by a little, are super cute for an unknown reason.

>>32080804
>>32080816
Really, what is wrong with you? Why do you try so hard to pretend to be more than one person? For what purpose? It makes no sense.

You don't ever act any different, so it's obvious what you're doing.

Explain why you think it's funny.
Explain why you think saying "i never come to these threads" is someone that anyone would believe. You would obviously lie to try and make it look like you are more than one person.

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>>32080747
You literally just dedicated 150 words to being angry about people posting pictures.

There's a point where shitposting becomes sincereposting, anon.

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>>32080818
of course, here take another one anon

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does he actually believe we're all the same person

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>>32080840
haha
He's contributed an entire fucking book series' worth of shitposting over his life because of ships, both on /vp/ and other boards.

>>32080840
>thinks 150 words is a lot
>thinks explaining yourself is somehow a bad thing
>thinks anyone who says anything he doesn't like is mad
That's another thing you are, !Akemi. Is that you have full blown actual autism. You literally can not function correctly around other people or understand them.

And no, it's not about posting pictures, it's about you shitposting. Pictures and not nothing wrong just because they are pictures. You are brain damaged.

>>32080854
yes because he has a serious mental illness
it's still amusing to look at though

>>32080854
Actually his autism backs up him.

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>>32080798
>That means there are very few of you.
There are exactly 39 posters in this thread. That's over two baker's dozens of humans at keyboards. And that's terrible

>>32080849
>>32080854
>>32080855
Of course you are the same person. Look at how fucking obsessed you are with trying to prove your not.

It's literally the only thing you'll talk about.

>still trying to pretend that being able to explain yourself and using details to prove you are correct means you are mad and shitposting
Again, fucking kill yourself. You'll never amount to anything of worth.

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Wasn't it once proven !Akemi and ACK were the same dude? I remember reading that somewhere.

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>>32080874

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This just in: local investigations have led to the discovery that everyone on /vp/ is one person, shitposting at blistering speeds.

>>32080863
>>32080868
>>32080872
You always try to accuse other people of having mental illness but you will never explain and prove what mental illness that is.

As it's been proven many times by how you refuse to address anything said to you, you are the one with autism.

>There are exactly 39 posters in this thread.
Five of the IPs are mine alone.
And you smaefag constantly, so you know how to change your IP as well.
Stop thinking that playing stupid means it's impossible for you to lie.

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Why all the drama about who is who? Can't we simply shitpost about the parings we find cute?

>>32080875
>>32080884
>>32080887
>>32080890
You also try to pretend that everyone is accused of being you. But that's never once been the case. It's just you, the spammer who refuses to address anything at all that's said to him.

>blistering speeds
You just spam images or make one line posts.

>>32080892
>five of the IPs are mine alone
so you literally admit that you're samefagging and using proxies
i knew you were a projector but goddamn

>>32080899
No, shitposting and spamming is against the rules. Why do you think you're getting told off?

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>>32080702
>Yes, you are pretending to be multiple people.
I'm not, I dont know what you are so upset about.

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>>32080707
Same here. They're cute together for some reason.

>>32080910
I've never pretended to be more than one person, you have. Using more than one IP doesn't mean anything.

You trying to use it as an excuse for you being multiple people is what gives away who it's actually just you.

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Best pokeship

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>>32080872
>nearly 40 posters
>actually even more posters than the amourfaggotry thread one

Feels good.

>>32080916
Give a single reason anyone at all should believe that you're not trying to pretend to be more than one person. Even more so when all the people you've pretended to be have all refused to actually answer anything that was said to them.

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I wonder if it really is only a few people, personally I think the original is pretending to be a couple people but the rest are other posters

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>>32080789
>>32080808

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So do we start reporting this spammy idiot or what?

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>>32080937
Nobody here is pretending to be multiple people, it's just the delusions of a sad little man.

>>32080933
Yeah, but the IP count here is padded by the fact the OP changes his IP so he can spam and pretend he's more than one person.

This thread >>32031866 had 12 IPs.

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>>32080855
Sina and Dexio are so cute!

>>32080946
Mods are dead and he uses proxies. Good luck.

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>>32080934
What do I gain from pretending to be multiple people in a thread where all we are doing is posting ships we like, I am doing just that, posting a ship I like.

I think you may have me mixed up with someone else

but because you think I am lying and am that person, or those people, you wont believe me

and this will ultimately go nowhere for you.

>>32080946
>>32080948
Yes, start reporting your spamming. It'll be interesting to see what a mod does to people reporting their own posts.

Because you are the only one spamming. Unless you want to give a single reason why every person in the thread refuses to address what's said to them.

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>>32080832
>tfw manlet
>all my relationships are like this

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Damn, I wish I had motivation like this dude, but put towards something useful.

>>32080955
>>32080956
>What do I gain from pretending to be multiple people
Nothing, which is why it's retarded you do it. But you have this insane pathology where you think that if you have the majority of people agreeing with you that you can't be wrong about anything you say, so that's you're motivation for doing it.

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where did his idea of pretending to be multiple people even start

>>32080949
>believing about changing IPs and coming here it's necessary

Your mommy has done the dinner, you should go before she gets mad at you.

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>>32080968
>>32080980
You should put what little motivation you have towards killing yourself.
Stream it in this thread.

Maybe you'd have more motivation if you didn't put all of your effort into samefagging and spamming.

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>>32080958
You do realize this thread is on a board where hundreds of other users can see it, right? And the only person mad about it is you.

>>32080986
back when he posted on /a/ years ago, being just as autistic as he is now
trust me he's done this shit for years

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>>32080976
>which is why it's retarded you do it.
Strange, because I am not doing it

I'm doing nothing and you are getting upset at me for it, and falsely accusing me of impersonating multiple people.

You wont believe me, and this will go nowhere, and you will continue to be upset.

So I suppose it'd just be best to ignore you from this point on.

>>32080988
>>32080989
>>32080986
>trying this hard
>still
>to pretend to be more than one person
Notice how you are ignoring how it was already pointed out you just make extremely short posts or just spam images. You don't need to type fast for that. Which is obvious.

>believing about changing IPs and coming here it's necessary
What the fuck does this even mean? Type in English.

>>32080949
That's literally what some amourfags may have done with their threads.

>>32080991
>>32080993
>>32081003
>throw autistic fits of rage when he's caught samefagging
>turns around and accuses everyone who's against him of being the same person
Can you say irony?

You are also painfully autistic. Look at how you can't stop spamming, nor can you stop trying to call people mad.

>trust me
Why? You have no proof and nothing you say is every correct.

>Strange, because I am not doing it
You'd obviously lie. Your word is not proof of anything. And the fact you keep trying to give it as proof is what shows you're lying.

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>>32080923
They are!

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>>32081039
>You do realize this thread is on a board where hundreds of other users can see it, right? And the only person mad about it is you.

Please address this

>>32081045
Have you ever been to the doctor to get tested for chromosome disorders?

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>ack is back at it again

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>>32080832
I hope Sun knows it

>>32081065
I did address it, you fucking retard. Can you not read? Just because I didn't directly quote it in green text doesn't mean I didn't answer it.

I also already proved you wrong about that premise before.
There are not 100s of people in this thread.
People ignore these threads because you always shit them up.
And you are retarded for assuming that it's a given people will automatically side with you spamming as opposed to the person telling you that you're spamming and need to stop.

Why would people side with you when you're a shitposter?

>>32081071
>>32081083
>if I keep saying the make ack maybe that will make it look like a bunch of people actually think it's real!
Nope. Even more so when you always refuse to give a single shred of proof your boogieman even exists.

>>32081106
It's also obvious who you are because you keep posting crack shit pairs.

>>32081008
That's true

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Maybe everyone in this thread is one person, really makes you think

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>>32081115
Just because the ship isn't you x hilariously autistic shitposting doesn't mean it's crack, ack.

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>>32081095
I didn't say hundreds of people in the thread, I said the board. as in /vp/. as in the thing currently housing this thread, that many users can see, and apparently none of them give a shit because the only one kicking up a fuss is you.

I'm asking you to address the fact that absolutely none of /vp/'s users are backing you up here, and what that might mean.

>Why would people side with you when you're a shitposter?

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Post weird Poke-ships (pokemon only)

>>32081133
he's not going to address your point
he never has
all he does is shitpost the same shit that's detached from reality and the posts he replies to

>>32081123
>>32081124
>>32081131
>>32081133
Again, why do you try so hard to be more than one person?

Again, why do you think you calling people autistic while refuse to answer anything said to you doesn't make you autistic?
And yes, the shit you spam is crack.

>I'm asking you to address the fact that absolutely none of /vp/'s users are backing you up here, and what that might mean.
Here you asked >>32080956 "What do I gain from pretending to be multiple people"
And you just proved why you pretend to be multiple people.
It's because you honest to got think being more than one person (or looking like you are) makes you correct without question.

Many people have told you off for your shitposting.
You just delude yourself into thinking it's only one.

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>>32081062
I just wish there was a bit more art. I shouldn't complain because they have a decent amount for a mon ship, but more is always nice.

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>>32081123
It's way too late for me to think this deep, my man.

>>32081158
>>32081163
Sure is weird, because I just addressed it. Unlike you, where you actually just repeated something that was already addressed previously, and then started samefagging replies to yourself.

>>32081133
>the only one kicking up a fuss is you.
That's only what you delude yourself into thinking. Everyone hates you. It's why threads are dead.

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>>32081166
Wait, do you think all of /vp/ is one guy shitposting at light speed? That is literally wait you said just now.

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>>32081183
>it's why threads are dead
Shit nigga, these threads are more alive than ever thanks to you!

>>32081171
>talking to yourself to try and pretend you're more than one person
Why?

>>32081190
Nothing in my post even came close to implying that. What even made you think that? Because I accused you, when you make a few posts around the same minute of being one person?

Now address everything that was said to you.

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>>32081166

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>>32081195
>>32081197
You spamming by yourself does not amount to the thread being alive.

>>32081216
Are you trying to prove how autistic you are or what?

>>32081197
>>32081195
Hey, !Akemi. Why do you think saying "nigga" changes your posting style? You always do it when you try to pretend to be more than one person.

>>32081219
Why are you posting yourself?

>>32081226
You, !Akemi, are the only one who tries to pretend that "ack" and !Akemi are the same person.
And what makes it obvious that you are the only one who says that is you always refuse to explain any reason why someone should think that.

>>32081166
>>32081183
Ah, so there's two of you at this.

Here's another (you), gentlemen.

>>32081239
There's only one of you. And it is so painfully obvious, because you always refuse to answer anything that's said to you.

No one is so autistic that they would give literally constant non-answers like you always do.

Well this was an interesting time

>>32081255
Alright since I'm curious, what would convince you it's not just one person

>>32081269
Literally nothing.

>>32081268
>>32081269
You not constantly going out of your way to line up two posts in the same minute.
You actually addressing the arguments that are made against you.
You not spamming any time anyone says something you don't like.
You not going "xddd so funny u tell me i shitpoter xddd".

>>32081274
You not talking to yourself, as well.
That's another big thing.

Oh, and add "Actually gives proof for claims made" to the list here >>32081280

>>32081280
Maybe like

step back a second

And consider your demands from the perspective of actually several people posting and not the one person you doggedly believe in.

I honestly can't tell if your trolling or if you actually believe the things you are writing.

>>32081167
At least what we have is really good
Shy Owl a cute

>>32081280
two different people you're talking to

>>32081310
dude stop trying to argue with him he's known for doing this and being a retard

>>32081329
I know I just had to see how deep this rabbit hole goes

>>32081310
>demands
The only things I listed are what is involved in a rational discussion. How is telling you to be rational a "demand"?

>>32081326
Nope, just you. You already proved you're samefagging here >>32081133 because you tried to say that because "no one backs you up", and used that as proof you are the one who is not shitposting. So there's the motivation you have to pretend to be more than one person.

>>32081341
>You already proved you're samefagging here >>32081133
yeah that's a different dude, but nice try

>>32081329
>>32081335
Dude, stop talking to yourself.
Notice how you literally refuse to ever accept you are wrong about anything. Here >>32081158 you said that "he" is never going to address your point" after the point was already addressed. You literally fucking refuse to ever admit you are wrong about ANYTHING.

You are psychotic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis
>delusions are false beliefs that a person holds on to, without adequate evidence. It can be difficult to change the belief, even with evidence to the contrary. Common themes of delusions are persecutory (person believes that others are out to harm them), grandiose (person believing that they have special powers or skills), etc
You believe your boogieman is real with no evidence supporting it.
You ignore all evidence against you that shows you're wrong.
You freak out anytime anyone says anything you don't like which is persecutory.
You think you have amazing skills past when you actually have, you thinking you "trigger" people with whatever you do.

>>32081355
No it's not. What possible reason could you have for thinking anyone at all would believe you?

>>32081362
lol

>>32081373
why would I want to be that guy

>>32081362
>You believe your boogieman is real with no evidence supporting it.
>You ignore all evidence against you that shows you're wrong.
>You freak out anytime anyone says anything you don't like which is persecutory.
These sound oddly familiar

>>32081341
Alright I'm just going full masochist at this point but what the hell let's do this

>You not constantly going out of your way to line up two posts in the same minute.
I can't control if someone else posts around when I do, which is bound to happen in a thread of multiple posters

>You actually addressing the arguments that are made against you.
I have. But because you refuse to believe I'm not everyone in this thread, this is a literally unfulfillable request

>You not spamming any time anyone says something you don't like.
Vague and literally what you've been doing this whole time.

>You not going "xddd so funny u tell me i shitpoter xddd".
Welcome to 4chan? How does this one even prove anything?

>>32081384
he's a living projector lmao

>>32081375
>>32081380
>>32081384
>These sound oddly familiar
Yeah, because you do them in literally every single thread you touch.

And you'd want to be that guy for the sole purpose of being a different person. And having another "vote" that says you're correct. Even if you're actually wrong.

>>32081395
two of those arent me

>>32081390
>>32081393
Look at how you CONSTANTLY go out of your way to make sure you post multiple times in the same minute. In a dead thread, on a dead board.

Why do you think it's probable that there will always be multiple people here to defend and asshole like you?

>I can't control if someone else posts around when I do
You can address the massive unlikelyhood of there being multiple people around at the same time who act exactly like you. In a dead thread, on a dead board.

>I have.
You have yet to address a single thing that's been said to you.

>Vague and literally what you've been doing this whole time.
I have yet to spam a single thing.

The thread was slow up until this post >>32079190
Then you started spamming like crazy after it.

>Welcome to 4chan? How does this one even prove anything?
Because believe it or not, next to no one actually acts like you.

>>32081409
Do you want to know what makes it so fucking obvious who you are?

>gets told saying "that no me!" is not proof anything
>gets told how behavior of saying "that no me!" is not common
>every single one of his posts is "that no me!" in some way
Maybe when you learn to ignore being caught samefagging and address the actual argument instead people will stop calling you out.

>>32081438
it's almost like you're not talking to one person or something


crazy concept

>>32081421
>a dead board.
Excuse me what the fuck? There's so goddamned much pokemon chatter it had to be contained in it's own board. That's the opposite of dead.

You are literally redefining reality to justify your tinfoil hat batshittery

>>32081446
If that was true, there would be at least one of them smart enough to understand "durrr that no meee!!" is not actually proof of anything, so they would not bother saying it. Seeing as how that has yet to happen, everyone is either as stupid as a brick, or it's just you.
So what, do you want to side with people or are near brain dead, or do you want to confess to samefagging?

>>32081421
>The thread was slow up until this post >>32079190 Then you started spamming like crazy after it.

Moths Attracted to Flames; Local Idiot Utterly Mystified

>>32081464
>So what, do you want to side with people or are near brain dead

So you admit there's other people in the thread

>>32081421
Guess I'll join in too

>You can address the massive unlikelyhood
No, you really can't. The chances are higher than you think, and in the end it's all fairly random

>You have yet to address a single thing that's been said to you
As I'm not them nothing has been really said against me. I know you won't believe it but it's the truth. You can state them to me and I can address them if you want

>I have yet to spam a single thing.
Try looking back through the thread, I think you'll see what he means

>Because believe it or not, next to no one actually acts like you
Assuming you're talking about the spamming and baiting, yes, there are tons of people who act like this

>>32081464
blindly shouting that we are the same people isnt proof that we are

>>32081450
You have literally no idea what this site as a whole is like.

/vp/ is among the slowest board.
https://catalog.neet.tv/stats.html

>>32081466
>>32081480
>everyone acts retarded like me!!!!
No, they don't. Tell me, why is your shitposting and spam not a fire that attracts months?

And no, I was being sarcastic. It's literally just you. See >>32081481
>Guess I'll join in too
>As I'm not them
>I think you'll see what he means
Literally just you begging people to think you're more than one person.
50% of your post is nothing but you begging people to think you're more than one person.

>The chances are higher than you think
Nope.

>>32081485
No, but explaining the constant pattern in your behavior is.
Like one constant pattern is you refusing to address what's actually said to you, ever. It's 100% constant thing.
>>32081481
>You can state them to me and I can address them if you want
They're all in the thread. And seeing as how you have yet to address any of them, pick a handful and get started.

>>32081522
people saying they arent the same person you accuse them of being?

crazy

why are you fucks still bumping this let it goddamn die

>>32081529
i find it amusing, like watching a conspiracy theorist on acid

>>32081527
>>32081535
Yes, most people understand that just saying "that no me!" to someone who has presented a pattern between certain posts is not actually proof. Nor is your word alone actually proof of anything, which is why you post deductive reasoning based patterns, to form proof.

>>32081529
Because he cares more about shitposting and harassing people than he does about anything else in his life. (because he has nothing else in his life)

holy shit this reads like a fucking manifesto
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/credits-png.156760/

>>32081550
yes because saying 'that's not me' is a totally unique thing to one person to say

>>32081562
>first post in that thread is telling you to give proof and cite actual screen shots
>you refuse to
>the thread dies
>no one is interested
>you still try and post this as proof everything thinks your boogieman is real
>you ignore all the actual proof that's presented to you in the thread
Why do you keep trying to shill your own thread you made on that site?

>>32081550
>"that no me!" to someone who has presented a pattern

That pattern is literally "WHOA another post popped up when you posted!" Which is a thing that happens when there are multiple posters.

Also we have literally no method of proving we are different people outside of "not me" like give us a real concrete damn thing we can do besides "answer all my posts" or "stop posting in a way I don't like," because you'll still spout your insane paranoic bullshit about all of 4chan being one single shitposter.

>>32081577
Yes, as a matter of fact it is. In a world where even 8 year old children are taught that lying on the internet is a very common thing, people know that saying "that's not me" is not actually proof of anything, and will thus not bother saying it. Let alone give it as their sole form of proof. EVEN MORE SO, on an anonymous website like 4chan.

>>32081594
crazy how accusing multiple people of being one person gets you multiple responses of 'that's not me' it's almost like you're saying it to multiple different people

>>32081585
No, that pattern is many things. Not the least of which is you constantly refusing to address what people say and replying with non answers. (exactly what you are doing right now.)

>Also we have literally no method of proving we are different people outside of "not me"
Saying "not me" is not a method of proving anything.

However, acting like not a retard and actually ignoring how you were caught samefagging and instead address the actual argument would indeed prove you are someone else.

One of your many patterns in your behavior is that you are FUCKING MAD when you get caught samefagging, and then it consumes your every action to the point where you will talk about or address nothing else.

Every single post that has been addressed to you has had multiple topics in them. And every single reply you've given you've ignored the other topics and instead tunnel vision of the samefagging. So, what are the odds that every single person on the board will act just like you, and instead of addressing the whole post will always cherry pick out the part about samefagging and ignore everything else?

>>32081607
Why you said was already addressed in the post you are replying to, plus other posts in the thread.
It is not normal, smart, rational or sane to think that saying "that's not me" is actually a valid form of proof. Again, small children are taught not to trust someone's word on the internet. So why would there be tons of people who try to give nothing but their word as proof?

>>32081623
See, the shit you demand really doesn't work when you are addressing multiple people.

You are assured in your belief that there is only one person here, and so you create demands that only a single dedicated shitposter can fulfill.

A cluster of posters aren't going to address most of your points because many of your points erronously group two different posters together. They're unintentional strawmen, and you use them to make points no one was making.

This post and the things in it would be fine if you were addressing one guy but it's literally impossible for a group to engage.

Do you understand what I'm saying? Your refusal to approach this as though there's many of us makes it impossible to prove there are many of us.

I know I'm trolling myself at this point but I'm genuinely concerned.

>>32081663
>asking multiple to make rational arguments is impossible
Haha, wow.

>many of your points erronously group two different posters together
Tell me, what do you think is used to group your posts together and single them out? It's not nothing, so really, what do you think it is?

The answer is that your behavior is bad. And the argument you are trying to make is one that supports why your behavior is not bad. Even if I did get it wrong and replied to multiple people, they were all acting bad in the same way. So they would all be able to address the points in the argument.

Or, hell, you could do the most rational thing possible and try to explain why the traits of your behavior don't match the traits of behavior in the "other" people you are accused of being. AND you could address the posts you reply to full, instead of just tunnel visioning on how you were caught samefagging.

Holy fucking christ ok I'm done trolling myself I'm done.

I'll just say this one last thing: There's clearly other posters on vp, and literally none of them took issue with this thread except you.

So guess what? Even if we were all one guy, we aren't doing anything /vp/ perceives as wrong. Meanwhile here you are completely shitting up a thread and pretending to be a mod, all while using multiple IPs because you know you'll get banned and yet somehow that doesn't reflect on your moral superiority.

I can't believe I'm wasting this many words on a dude angry about pictures of people kissing. Holy shit. I'm going to bed.

>>32081741
See, there you go again, trying to use majority vote as proof you're doing nothing wrong.

If all of /vp/ thought that posting CP was fine, would that make it acceptable? Of course not.

>angry
You will never make anyone angry, you are not the epic troll you think you are.

>>32080702
I don't know who you are, but I love you. OP is highly autistic and 90% of thread is samefag.

so we're all the same person?

>>32081767
yes that's basically all that's come out of the thread

>>32081767
>>32081819
No, the only "people" who are the same person are the "ones" with all the exact behavior patterns pointed out in this thread.

reply to me too

>>32081853
so you're me too

This entire thread is me. Even the autistic one.

>>32081881
me too!

>>32081859
>>32081868
>>32081881
>>32081890
Don't you feel pathetic for acting this way?
Really, it's just so fucking sad. Why do you have nothing better to do with your life?

What also makes it obvious it's just you is that you refuse to sage your meta shitposting.

>>32071830
Porn when

I really can't help but wonder why you think spamming makes you look smart.

Alright nerds, image limit's been reached, time to axe this awful thread forever.

>>32081932
You're me too!

>>32081965
He'll just make another one and keep spamming.

>>32081966
I don't fit your behavior pattern of giving constant non-answers.

six more

>>32081981
We are the same, you and I.

>>32082005
Repetitive behavior is autism.

>>32082009
Exactly the same.

ded

>>32082019
It has already been explained how they are not the same. You just think you're funny because you constantly repeat yourself.

>>32082034
Entirely the same.

>>32082038
Does it suck knowing that everyone hates you?

>>32082130
same

>>32082188
>he's a LoL /v/ shitter
Huh, I guess I should have guessed that.

>>32082355
I dont even know what that means but okay