That kid thread >that kid who used hacked Pokemon and claimed

>that kid that kept trying to steal cards during Lunch

>>32070825
Shinies didn't exist when I was a kid.

>>32070825
>that kid that showed you his shitty lucario porn

>>32070851
Fuck that motherfucker
He's heavy on drugs and poor now, fuck him so much

>>32070864
same, though I was a teenager

>>32070851
fuck why did you have to bring back horrible memories

>>32070825
>the kid who only used ubers

>that kid that named himself "Red"
>he was playing Sapphire

>>32070869
Same, that's what I was referring to as "kid." When I was an actual pre-teen kid, Pokemon didn't exist yet.

>>32070825
>That nice girl who gave you cards

Man, she was so nice. I miss her a lot.

>that kid that wanted to commit suicide with you because he read online that you'll be reborn as a pokémon

>That kid who refused to play Red/Blue with everyone else because he was a self-conscious teenager and thought Pokemon was "for babies" and he would be made fun of for playing it, but didn't realize that everyone else was playing it.

That was me. Oops.

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>that kid who called you a cheater for beating his all-legendary team with your non-legendary team

>That kid who wiped your save when you weren't looking and tried to say it was a glitch.

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>That kid who claimed to have a special pokemon game that his uncle gave him
>tfw you were that kid who believed him

>that kid who said you had hacked pokemon ONLINE because you had a full team of shinys and call that evidence.

>>32071027
Welcome back, wolfpack!

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>>32070825
>that kid that lent you his cartridge so you could level up his mons for him, which you then lost

I think about it every day. He was so nice about it afterwards and genuinely believed my explanation, even called me a 'great friend' to reassure me. I feel guilty about it because I found the cartridge much later and gave it to another friend as a gift without realising that it was the same one I lost. I hope he hasn't become jaded and resentful towards me, I remember feeling pure hatred when my own game was stolen

>>32070825
>That kid that goes onto Showdown with 2 Pokemon
>That kid that uses Rocky Helmet on a Glass Cannon
>That kid that only used his starter in the game
>That kid that wouldn't trade back your Trade Evolution Pokemon
>That kid that risked getting his GameBoy and Pokemon cards stolen so he could play at school/camp
>That kid with the guidebook
>That kid who lost his virginity early because his teacher had a Pokemon game.

>>32071120
>>That kid that wouldn't trade back your Trade Evolution Pokemon
I started a fight over this shit.

>>32071120
>>That kid that risked getting his GameBoy and Pokemon cards stolen so he could play at school/camp
That was me.

>that kid who received a guidebook complete with a pokedex and spouted random pokemon facts at lunch
I was that kid

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>>32070944
Same

>That kid that told me to keep Splash because it turns into a OHKO attack during the Champion battle

>>32070825
>that kid who beat me in a pokemon battle with overleveled pokemon when I was around 7, and me being a naive innocent kid that I was traded him my legendaries for his starter since he beat me
felt like such an idiot after I realized what I did around a year later, didn't know any better. I punched him one day afterwards though.

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>>32071089
I'm that guy Anon.

I still believe in you

>that kid who played your game for 5 minutes and used your masterball on a ryhorn

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>>32071307
haha holy shit you got played like a fiddle

>>32070851
>That kid who gave me a card
>I bring it with my collection one day(few months later) then he tells the principal I stole it
Fuck you Mason

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>>32071339
thank you anon, more from me;

>that kid that stole the autistic kid's favorite pokemon toy and got away with it by saying he was 'trading'

makes my blood boil. I thought that kid was cool at the time, too

>that kid that claimed he knew how to get Mew in game
>gameboy got banned at school so everybody believed him and thought he was hot shit.
>never admitted to lying

he was a social outcast in highschool.
eat my dick Jackson.

>that kid who softreseted when you finally got the shiny pokemon.

>that kid who borrowed your starter and legendary to beat Lance
>then traded them to some faggot while on vacation

Steven, you were a dick

>>32071472
It's always those dudes with last names for first names.

>>32071488
>that kid who got a 1488
was you, checked

I was that kid.

>that kid that got into a physical altercation with another kid when he said he knew more about Pokemon than me

I beat him though. And he eventually admitted that I did know more than him.

>that kid that got Gold early and lorded it over everyone else

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>>32071798
>being a poorfag

>>32071089
Anon if you were freaking out at the time he probably believed you. Some reactions just can't be faked by most people.

>>32070962
>a few years ago
>playing diamond
>cousin has pearl
>he hacks in a team of level 100 legendaries
>he uses this team from start to finish in the game's story
>says the game is boring
>bet him I can beat his team with one pokemon
>"okay idiot, you can't win"
>all of his pokemon have max stats
>only attack moves
>send out shedinja
>heatran is ugly so he doesn't have it
>slowly whittle away his team
>turns off ds after five pokemon

I had a good laugh.

>That kid who hacked in a lot of legendaries in his pokemon black and lent the game to another kid
>That kid who Went to a different school after the other kid lent him the pokemon black game


[spoler]MFW I was the one who went to the different school after he lent me his game and I still have it [/spoiler]

>>32072081
>The kid who can't spoiler

>>32072102
mfw I am the kid who can't

>That kid who traded his Pokémon Emerald cart for a stuffed animal

>>32072194
That seem like a good trade. He cal always play emerald on the phone nowadays.

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>>32071191
That was me too,got my gameboy advance and all pokemon games(I had R/B/Y/GS/C/RBY/LG/FR to show my friends)and cards i owned stolen while i was at lunch.Teacher left the door unlocked.I chased him,he got on a bus that was leaving which wouldn't let me on and left then the principal said he moved and he cant find him.I wonder if he lied about that since the kid was abit popular and i wasn't.I cried like a little bitch that die,sobbed for a long time.Now i just emulate most games.Sorry for the blog,this post brought up bad memories.

>>32072280
Faggots name was Cody Jones from my class with Ms.Voyles.I believe.Thats the only name I can remember from that day,if your here Cory I still don't forgive you,if that was your name.

>>32072280
I think my friend my friend Randy could relate with you, he had all his games stolen at after school and the school didn't do shit, and we never found out who did it.

>>32072280
>>32072468
F to pay respects

>>32072468
Thats pretty horrible,thank god emulation and hacking exist.Fuck school systems.

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>>32071120
>>That kid who lost his virginity early because his teacher had a Pokemon game.
w-wait, what?

>>32072529
Yeah when I found out emulation was a thing I told Randy immediately and he was so fucking happy when I did. I don't remember what emulator I told him to use but nevertheless he was so happy.

>That kid who would ask to borrow your game so he could hack in the best pokemon
I remember I had a friend in elementary school who saw me playing firered and saw me struggling to beat the elite four because I was a fucking pleb
He offered to borrow my game and help grind up my pokemon so I can beat the elite four. So I let him
He stayed true to his word and got me a decent team (we were still kids but they were just "cool" pokemon with different typing with strong attacking moves. Wherever that dude is now, I wish him the best

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>That kid that printed fake pokemon cards
>That kid that also drew all over his regular cards to make them "stronger"
>That kid that made up his own rules on the fly so he'd win
I hated my cousin so much.

>that kid that had an Action Replay and thus had Mew, and was also the only kid that even knew what an Action Replay was

That was me. Sorry, guys. Bragging about haing all 151 Pokemon was better than bragging about having some piece of plastic you could alter your games with.

>that kid who constantly begged you to let him "borrow" your crystal cart every day for 2 fucking years
Fuck you Nguyen, you thieving gook piece of shit

>>32071344
That's actually my brother.

>>32071503
This happened to me with a Pokémon Card and my Manaphy Egg in Ranger (I was 12 and gave to him until I couldn't get my Pearl and he traded over instead giving it back to me)

>That kid who had a lot of japanese cards and he always invented all the attacks and powers of its Pokémon and most of them are unbeatable because I didn't have its "only weakness"

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>>32070825
>T-that kid that had a older brother that kept beating him with his Moxie Krookodile and wanted to research its stats.
>Googles Krokodil and hit images

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>that kid that tried to bend the rules so he would always win.
>that kid that would gamble his cards/pogs and then cry when losing them to the other kid.

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>>32071120
>That kid that only used his starter in the game

Did this for the first 2 gens and R/S/E except I only used 2 Blaziken and Hairyama I didn't start using a true team until W2

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>that kid that claimed to be related to the Satoshi Tajiri
>that kid who would only listen to the pokemon rap
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room
>that kid who would try to play with a full deck of custom cards that were broken ass hell
>that kid that would that would make a pokemon trainer themed D&D character

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>that kid who gamble after school and gave you all the Pokémon cards he won from playing poker
>that kid who was still nice to you despite being a totally loser with no athletic talent (when that mattered in elementary school)
Thank you Joe. I'm glad that you never made fun of me even after we stopped being friends.

>That kid that lost battles all the time and got super pissy when he lost
>That other kid that also lost all the time but desperately tried to catch up to everyone but just couldn't quite make it but still had a good time

That kid who fucks up his posts

>that kid that looked up gardevoir porn in class
That kid was me.

>there were no other kids in my school that liked pokemon except for the weird kids nobody talked about who probably had a dozen different mental disorders
>tfw

>that kid who said he played pokemon purple
>that kid who said he found mewthree
fuck off lucas, no one believed you

>>32071120
>That kid that risked getting his GameBoy and Pokemon cards stolen so he could play
i was that kid despite my parents warnings

got my gameboy and yellow stolen on the very first day

then i found the faggot who stole it and reported him to the teacher, but she stood by the thief (???)

i fucking hate this shithole of a country

>>32073802
What country?

>>32073786
fucking mewthree
>that kid who said he knew how to get a Charcolt

>that kid who said their dog bit their copy of Sapphire/Pearl (I don't remember) , but it was still playable and it gave them cool glitched out Pokemon, like a Flareon that was now part grass type and it had a cool flaming-leaf tornado move

I'm still friends with her, she actually has no memory of every telling me this. I remember arguing about the programming of the game as we skated around a roller rink

>>32073433 #
Are you me?
LgI only used lapras and charizard, diamond I only used infernape staraptor and floatzel, and then afterwards i used all 3 starters and started using full teams in w2

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>that kid who brought his gameboy to school and lost it that same day, to later find it was stolen
>tfw i was the kid who stole it

>>32073809
Poland

I was like one of the three kids who had a GameBoy in my entire year, I really should've known better.

>That kid who played the TCG with no energies
>That kid who gave his card away whenever you beat him
>That kid who always drew Pokemon and Pokemon only, and was shit at it

>>32075157
DIE

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>>32075192
Never.

>>32070944
>>32071296
Now you two are NEETs posting on a mongolian basket weaving message board about pokeymans while the kids that played it have moved on, have jobs and a family.

>>32071655
>he's proud of being autistic

>>32075185
>that kid that left his bag of cards on a playground when pokemon started going out of style
thanks for the holo clefairy, anonymous normie

>that kid who claimed you can get a motocycle in silver
>that kid who claimed the mew myth was real
>that kid who had claimed missingno destroys your games code so it's unplayable even if you reset
>that kid who had no evs because he only leveled mons with rare candy
>that kid who stole my beyblade

>>32070990
That kid? I remember him. Ripped his head off and fed it to the dog.

>>32071097
You forgot the text.

>>32072491
F

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>that group of 4 kids that continued to play pokemon after its popularity fell down

I was one of them.

>>32075216
Asshole. That was a holo!

>>32075220
Well mew exists and missingno does fuck up your game.

>that kid who would bet his shinies with his friends in a card match

That was me. And I always won.

>that kid that thought he was hotshit in battles but didn't know anything so you fucked his ass every day

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>>32075202

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>>32075178
i live in norway. i used to bring my dsi to school and no one ever stole it. feels good to live in a white country desu

>>32075273
>so you fucked his ass every day
l-lewd

>>32075299
nig

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>>32075259
>tfw we sat in the back of the classroom with pokemon black and talked to eachother while playing
>tfw battled and traded with eachother without a care in the world
>tfw we all beat red in hgss at the same time

Cool shit.

>>32075299
Meh, that was about 17 years ago. Nowadays I see every other kid with iPhones or Samsungs that are at least 8 times the value of my old green GameBoy playing Pokemon Go in the recess. It's not even comparable.

Sometimes I wish I was born at least 10 years later.

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>>32073247
>That kid that also drew all over his regular cards to make them "stronger"
>That kid that made up his own rules on the fly so he'd win
>Tfw I did that but with YuGiOh cards

>>32075178
województwo?

>>32075835
mazowieckie

>>32075297
>implying it isn't true

>>32075835
>>32075839
Are these names of new pokemon?

>that kid who injected TWO shiny mewtwos with max IVs and EVs into my game with all OHKO moves Named Mewthree X

Never even learned his name. I should have never given away one to a shithead friend who started shit a year later.

>That kid who shot himself in front of the class
Pokèmon

>that kid who injected lv 100 shinies
>didn't give them perfect IVs

>That kid who asked to see my pokemon cards, then told on me for having them.

>>32075259
Me too, specially when some guys tried to come back with gen 4 and i knew about the game a lot more than them.

>that kid who waits for a new pokemon game starting in 2020

Gen 10?
Still transferring the old pokemon to the new game?

>>32073802
>>32075178
>>32075299


I live in Brazil, bitches. Everyday was a new fear.

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>that kid who owned pokemon cards cause it was hip and cool but didn't understand the rules
>that kid was me
I swear I feel like kids back then just made up rules anyway.
I just recently found out I've been playing MTG wrong for 13 years because I never played against anybody but my brother and we thought we were playing right.

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>that kid who said pokemon was for babies and made your life a living hell because of it

>that kid who left their copy of Pokemon Puzzle League for GBC at school for me to steal

>>32075220
>that kid who borrowed your beyblade for one battle and somehow broke it

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>that kid who hated you for no reason

>>32078665
>breaking an old school beyblade
how the fuck is that possible?

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>>32070825
>that kid who released your legendary into the wild

>>32073514
>>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room
I actually know a girl that dressed up as a Umbreon and tried to blow my dick.

I didn't even asked.

>>32078752
I wonder if she posts on /vp/ now

>that kid who talks about /vp/ in public
As a teacher, I can confirm these kids exist

Connor, pay more attention in class

>>32078797
Stop browsing 4chan at work

>that kid who had a Gamecube and colosseum and traded Ho-ohs in exchange for holo cards or shiny pokemon was me.

>>32078857
No

>That kid that kept playing Pokémon even after the "fad" ended
That kid was always me, and look where I am today :^)

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>>32075267
>Missing.No does fuck up your game

>Still spreading fake rumors

>that kid's brother that took my cartridge at a friend's birthday party, traded all my bros to his game.
>tfw that shit thought he could get away with it

Hey you know that kid?
Yeah fuck him.

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>>32078326
>live in brazil
>rich parents but we live in a shitty poor ass favela to take care of some relatives that live here
>had every single handheld ever since the GBC and took all of them to public school with me everyday
>no one ever stole anything from me

The only thing you need to fear is the police you ape

nada acontece feijoada

>>32079141
>The only thing you need to fear is the police you ape
>Implying you can't get robbed even in good schools
Even rich boys are mean and have a parent shield when they do shit because "their baby would never do something like this". And don't forget that principals actually sucks in solving those problems.

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>>32070990
It was me

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>That kid who stole your Jolteon toy but her parents didn't believe you
Fuck you Melissa.

>>32071191
Me too. Fuck man.

>>32070899
>that girl who got a pack of cards and didn't even want them but wouldn't trade with you even though she didn't give a fuck either way
>that girl who you fell in love with who ignored you
>that girl who you spent every night talking to
>the girl who made you love her, but as a joke
>the girl who left you for dead and moved on with her life
>asked if she still had those cards like 2 years ago
>still won't let me have them
Fuck you, you ruined my life.

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>>32070825
>that kid who wanted to have sex with animals

>>32073514
>>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room
I wish that would happen to me. No homo.

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>that kid who was unpopular, foreign, ugly, poor, and was the only one who played Pokemon and got made fun of for it
You think it's hard being white in a black neighbourhood try being English in a Scottish neighbourhood.

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>that kid who ejects your red cartridge right before you beat lance
fuck you john
i liked it when i smacked your advance out of your hands and broke it in half
i enjoyed that
asshole

>>32080728
>ejected
underage leave

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>playing Pokemon Gold at the Y; grinding for coins at the game corner
>5,000 coins in, some asshole runs up and rips my game out; laughs maniacally about it
>I instinctively punch him in the nose and take my game back
>load my most recent save; I've only got like 20 coins; now I'm fuming
>the kid cries to the counselor; tells him I punched him and stole his gameboy
>counselor just takes it without asking a single question
>I named the player after me
>"You could've just started a new game"
>I've been playing for hours and my name is on the fucking cartridge how could I have faked that?
>"Nope. I don't wanna hear it."
>counselor gives the kid my Gameboy
>kid points at me laughing while he walks away
>tell my mom & dad that the counselor gave my Gameboy to some other kid
>mom & dad ahold of the kid's parents
>when they found out he stole it they donated it to their church's toybox
>they give my parents enough money for a replacement
>my parents won't buy me a new one though because it was my fault that it got stolen

I get angry just from remembering it.

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>that kid who called pokemon and everyone who played it retarded
that kid was me

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>>32081017
I get angry just from reading it, holy shit

>>32081017
The kid who took it is either dead from drugs or in an alley begging.

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>>32081017
I don't want to know how mad I would be in that situation. Jeez.

>That kid that made fun from nerds playing Pokemon but secretly is a player too.
I caught that motherfucker buying TCG boosters

>>32081017
I want to strangle that little shit for you, goddamn

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>that kid who fell for the mew/truck rumor
>mew glitch getting uncovered years down the road

>That kid who fell for the prank "You need to complete S.S Anne fast because you'll get a Game Over if the ship sails and you don't have a Pokémon with surf"

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>That kid that says legendaries are OP

>that kid who got the entire gang to try and get to space in ruby/sapphire
so much time wasted, fuck
>tfw you can do it in ORAS

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>that kid who pulled 1st Edition Charizard, hottest shit on the playground
>parents caution you day in and day out not to take it to school or it will be stolen
>so you don't
>photocopy it and put the copy in your binder instead while the original stays at home
>still have it on a shelf
Mission accomplished.

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>>32073543
>>32073569
>>32078478
>>32078498
>>32078752
>>32079627
>>32079669
>>32079728
>>32081105
>It's a "/vp/ made me smile and giggle once again" episode
Never change /vp/

>>32082902
>all these faggots that fell for the bait
Stay classy, /vp/

>>32070825
>that kid that said you could only catch Chimecho if you saved on Mt Pyre and reset the GBA 2 times, and then ran up and checked a gravestone

Funnily enough the 2% chance happened when i fell for it

>that kid that showed you the missingno glitch while trying to get you to take off your pants for some reason

What in the fuck was his problem?

>that kid who evolved his Kirlia and didnt know what it was so he put Gardevoir into google images in IT class
>the teacher walked past

>>32070851
>that kid who stole your cards and you couldn't prove it to a teacher
>stole them back a and he couldn't prove it
Feels good

>>32081017
Should've smashed some of their shit and said it was their fault it got smashed

>That one kid didn't know how spilt evolutions work so they ended up with like 10+ of the evolution line.

Dpp was great

>>32076023
xD

>>32070825
>That kid who used a hacking device to get 999 Rare Candies and use his level 100 mons to win

My older brother was a scrub.

>>32071488
>That kid who cancelled your save and killed your shiny Sentret

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>that kid who reached over and pushed B on the evolution screen

It's not that bad but fuck you Ganon.

>>32085366
>Ganon

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>that kid who brought in a literal file folder full of printed-at-home Pokémon hentai, erotica, and more
>those kids who would join him in the middle of the tarmak under a blanket thinking they were being sneaky about it
>that one kid in the group who ratted them all out to save his own skin

We'll never forgive you, Greg, you fucker.

>>32085366
Yeah the King of Evil is such an asshole

>>32085941
This sounds good, go on.

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>that spic kid who shitposts in a VERY broken English in every fakemon thread

>>32085959
I was the one who brought the folder. Printed it all using my dad's home office printer. And this thing was thick, I'm talking at least two inches worth of softcore hentai of Misty, a bunch of erotica, you name it. Anything you could ever want when you were 10, it was there.

So my friends and I would get together every lunch and hang out under a blanket in the schoolyard, as kids often do. There was nothing sexual going on (we were kids, after all), we just knew that we liked what we saw.

Anyway, we eventually got caught by one of the lunch monitors, who reported us to the principal. Nobody would say where the folder came from or even admit to what we were doing...except Greg. Greg wanted so badly to save himself that he spilled everything and stabbed us all in the back. He wound up with some light, in-school detention, and we were suspended.

And then the principal had an assembly for the whole school about respecting women, respecting ourselves, the usual nonsense.

>>32086006
Oh, and they never returned my folder. Still mad about that.

>>32086006
Holy shit that's amazing. Thanks for sharing.

>>32073746
Like, why? In class? I have so many questions.

>>32086006
The principal was a woman, right?

>>32086054
You know it.

>10 year olds suspended for looking at porn
Burgerland is fucking nuts

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>>32079876
I had a situation like that except it was my Pokemon Yellow game.They lost theirs and pretended i stole it.My father whipped me and took my game and gave it to them and then i had to apologize to her.She found her game soon after that,bragged about having 2 of them in school.Never got mine back.Fuck you dad.

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>>32086088
>Burgerland

Sorry, but no.

>those kids who gave free cards to me because my parents didn't want to buy me any
i had a good neighborhood

>>32080411
Yeah, i had a bird fetish. So what? I don't have it anymore. I don't want to bang avians anymore. Stop exposing me online. Yeah, i looked at duck genitalia online, and i fantasized about a lizard, but now i don't. I also took my toucan and macaw plushes to class and put their tails between their legs to make them look like they had big dicks, but i stopped doing that. I'm not a furry. I know i drew the penguin banging the chicken and gave it to you, BUT IT WAS JUST A JOKE. I am not the same person as before, i've changed. And that dog that tried to bang me at the excursion we went to the farm just sniffed my poodle's smell, i wasn't letting he bang me.
I thought you would forget about me. But looks like you didn't. JUST FORGET ABOUT ME ALREADY!

>>32083208
If I was that kid I'd have just straight up killed myself there and then. Reminds me of when we somehow convinced one of the half-tards in our class to look up e621 when we had a "free class" (teacher is a lazy fuck and sometimes just lets us use the computer room for no reason). The look of embarrassment on his face will forever stick with me.

>>32086205
We went to the computer room in German class once to study by finding German shit online we could read.
>google for webcomics in German
>find one, it's some adventure thing that starts with some agents on a plane to see some scientists about an experiment, seems decent enough
>teacher comes up to see what I found, show her the comic and say it seems cool, keep reading
>teacher leaves
>comic turns into furaggotry some pages later
>immediately nope out
I dodged one hell of a bomb there

>>32070916

>That was me.

>>32086163
Where even is this, sinnoh?

>that kid who played Leafgreen on his SP in the middle of class while wearing a fedora

>That kid that claimed to have Emerald because the cart was green
It was LeafGreen

>>32075220
Umm... catching missingno could fuck up your game. It happened to my blue; I tried to start a new adventure, but it would glitch out when Oak started his text

>>32086791
It may as well be.

>>32086052
>in class
Yeah I was messing around with the computer

>>32073514
>>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room
literally me

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>that kid that claimed shinies were glitches that would break your game, and you had to release them

>that kid that printed fake pokemon cards of legends and traded them for legit legends
that was me. too bad some faggot stole them only 6 months in at grade 5.

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>>32078510
>>32078687
Fuck those guys.

>That kid who sucked dick for cards
She made me glad I became a teacher.

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>that girl who read female reader x human male eeveelution fanfiction
>that kid who wore an umbreon hat and had anger issues


I knew these people in high school.

>>32088076
Normal Missingno only fucks up your hall of fame. You probably caught a variant like 'M that actually can seriously fuck with your cartridge.

>That kid who drew anthro Pokémon porn and sent it to you regardless if you wanted it or not

>>32071472
i feel bad for this kid being one of those kids who told these lies.
i did it all the way through to about year 7.
later on in school life i just wantd to pretend i never told those lies but dickheads kept bringing them up in conversations.

fuck you sean, just drop it dude and move on

>>32073247
>>32075821
haha there was this downsy kid in my school who i played yugioh with and at the time i was obsessed with the harpy lady deck from the show because i thought it was really cool that yugi nearly lost to it.
when i played the downsy kid i made bullshit effects up to beat him like "this card multiplies attack" and shit like that to win with monsters that did 10000 dmg.

at first i did it because i wanted the cards to have the same effect as they did in the show and i knew he downsy didnt know any better.
eventually i just lied because it was nice feeling superior and beating the shit out of that kid.

after a while of winning non stop i had to start letting him win so he wouldnt get bored.

the fact was i could have versed real kids who knew how to play and had cards and knew what the real cards did but it was more fun to just constantly "win"

sorry foo you dumb little asian retard

>>32074059
is it possible she just had a glitched game where the animation for the move changed to a grass type attack animation but still behaved exactly like a normal flareon move?

>>32078510
probably only watched like 2 mins of an episode and thought he knew everything he needed to know about it.

parents would have been poor or his dad would have told him that he was only going to get sport related presents for christmas and his birthday.

no kid comes to the conclusion that pokemon is for babies on their own

>>32086123
i hope you plant o get your vengeance.

steal his car keys or some shit and hide them. when he replaces them you put them somewhere he will find them.

or less poetic but just as good, you damage his possessions. something meaningful but of little value, like family photos or something from his youth he holds a lot of value for

>>32085989
>That Fofão

>That kid who guaranteed me that he used a Moon Stone on his Eevee and got "Mooneon" but when told to prove it, his cousin always borrowed his Pokemon Blue cartridge/Gameboy

>>32086163
>all these colors
Is this Canada?

>>32086791
>>32092617
>/vp/ in charge of reading a map

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>>32088488
You deserved it

>>32081017
this made me want to track down that kid (if he's even alive) and kill him

>>32093389
Parents like that are complete cancer too.

>that kid that wanted to play the card game but only had about 5 cards.
that was me :(

>That kid who said pokémon was satanic, because he didnt have gameboy

>>32093620
either that or extremely religious parents.

>>32078037
literally what rule is broken by bringing fucking cards to school

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>>32081017
this story is on par with pic related

>>32093987
Football cards were banned because a kindergartner got fake cards, causing a WHOLE SCHOOL removal of trading cards.

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>that one kid who told you about fake games coming out

fuck you Robert i really thought titanium was real. You knew i only needed arceus for my dex

>>32078326
>live in Brazil
>TCGs are all in english
>that one slightly more intelligent kid who knew all the effects
>that kid who did unfair trades for rare cards because he claimed the effects on his commons were awesome
IT WAS ME. I AM THAT KID. FUCK ALL Y'ALL HUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEH

>>32093987
Many schools banned them because they were frequently stolen or used to gamble with.

>>32070851
>Find one random card on the playground
>Show it off to my friend
>"O-oh hey, I dropped that!"
>Believed him like the naive retard that I was

>>32093987
>his school didn't ban cards
My school sent out letters to all the parents to make sure nobody brought any to school.

>>32072332
I've never met a good kid named Cody. They were always shitheads.

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>>that kid who does something retarded
>i was le kid XD
Stop.

>>32095630
>that kid that thought he was above everybody else

>That kid that would only use female "waifu" mons and proceed to get swept by actual strategy
>That kid who claimed the game was busted because Mega Loppuny can't do shit to a wall
>That kid that'd nickname his mons dumb shit like "Bunny Bae"

>>32096191
His name is John, and I want him to jump off a fucking cliff...

>that kid that would samefag reply to himself with bad reaction images

>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room
Is it wrong I got an erection from this?

>that rich kid who has all games
>that kid that is just starting his first game and needs you to do everything for him
>that kid who calls you furfag for having a female gardevoir
>that kid who reads fanfiction so he starts writing fetish fanfics
>that kid who posts in that kid threads
>that kid who wears torchic underwear and takes it out in maths class

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>>32096445
>>that kid who posts in that kid threads

>le me xD

>>32078511
you dick, I thought I lost it

>>32073736
Can confirm to being the second one when Ruby had just come out. Showdown's where I go now for battles.

>that girl who tried to fuck you by inviting you to her house for a "XY release party" and not actually inviting any friends
>she still browses /vp/

Lexi if you're reading this i didn't leave because i pitied you. You fuck like an old mattress.

>>32072188
>The kid who doesn't know what mfw is

>that kid that didn't have friends in school and now is posting "I WAS LE KID" in /vp/

>that kid who knew about the mew glitch when gen 1 was still relevant
>that kid that had a floppy disc with japanese pokemon gold on it before it was released here

I was like a king back then.

Now i'm just some faggot that still plays pokemon.

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>>32096558
Jesus Christ anon what the fuck happened

>>32096558
was she even cute

>>32096558
Did she dress up like a Lopunny and try to blow all the guys in the boys locker room?

>>32098209
kinda. 6/10 at best, but really bitchy personality and only hung out with the outcasts. pity fucked her because of that.

>>32098161
Basically, I was friends with this girl in junior year. I wasn't the most popular guy by any means, but i'd had casual sex a few times at parties, which i went to since i knew a few stoners who often went.

This girl invited me to see Star Trek Into Darkness for her birthday earlier that year since they were still showing it mid-august where we are. She said she expected the theater to be empty, and even placed her hand on my leg before a family walked in. I was kinda dense at the time so i kinda brushed it off.

So anyway, early october she starts talking to me about plans for a party for the release of XY, so i decide to go, thinking there might be a chance to meet a cutie into pokemon there. She told me to bring along a gen 4 game since there might be a few rounds of battle revolution

So the day rolls around, I pick up my copy of Y, and show up to her house. I pull up to an empty driveway, and give her a call to make sure i have the right address. Sure enough, she walks out in a pokemon crop top, booty shorts and dawns hat. Immediately red flags start going off inside my head, since i half expected her mom to be home and just maybe leave once more people got there, but i press on.

She shows me inside, and tells me to sit on the couch. It seems kinda normal, snacks on a table, so i relax. I thought maybe i showed up a bit too early. I take out my DS and play some battle tower in platinum to pass some time, and she comes back and sits next to me, and turns on the tv. She offered to put on battle revolution to pass time until other guests arrive. I agreed, and proceeded to destroy her team several times, and a red flag set off after the third win.

(1/?)

>>32098500
Are you typing with your dick or what? Finish already you faggot.

>>32098500
(2/2)
She stayed in on a fuckup i made that cost her the match, Her Milotic stayed out against a solar beam that i accidentally tapped, if she would have switched to her full health Heatran, she would have lived it.

I also noticed she went rather quiet as the matches went on, despite her eagerness for rematches. I decided to play a fourth round, but fucking up a lot, seeing if the milotic thing was a fluke.

She caught a few of my slipups, but most slid by without repurcussion. She was throwing matches. It was then I noticed she was stealthily rubbing her crotch with her heel. I looked at the time, and it was a;ready AN HOUR AND A HALF after the party was supposed to start. I chuckled and joked that the rest of the guests must have gotten lost. She sighed and said that they probably did. Not a dissappointed sigh, either. The kind of sigh you give when being sexy.

She leaned back on the couch arm and stretched out, and told me she was getting tired of battle revolution. Offered to play Y to pass the time, but she shook her head and told me to wait for the guests. I asked if she had anything like Pokepark or something else to play, and she shook her head again.

It was then i wish i hadnt come. She leaned over, on top of me, and sat in my lap. She said I always reminded her of Paul (from the anime) and even used an Electivire, like Paul.

I then ask her what she wanted to do, and she just started making out with me. I decided not to resist, since i realized I was basically her crush, and the party was a front to get me alone. I pulled her top off, and at least she had decent tits. We fucked a few times (like i said, fucked like a dead mattress) and stayed overnight. We became FWB for a few months before she moved to a different school senior year. I still see her every so often around town, and see that she browses /vp/.

Lexi, protip to keep a man- Shower and shave more often, and stop dying your hair blue.

>>32094013
does anyone have more anger inducing greentexts? i want to ruin my mood today

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>>32098616
>Finish already you faggot
>wanting to hear a story about an autist fucking a 6/10 autist

How desperate for action are you, anon?

>>32098701
She sounds kinda cute in an awkward way.

>>32071533
>>>/pol/

>>32098965
>that kid who got offended by everything

>>32098701
Fuck. Now I got an erection from this. I shouldn't be getting horny this many times over a that kid thread. Wtf do I do?

>>32096642
Don't you see he's underage, he even admitted it when he said he was a kid in bw era.

>>32083208
>that kid that saved pictures of 2d anime girls on the school's macs
>that kid who kissed a printed picture of his waifu in 5th grade in front of other students
>that kid who claimed Erica was real and they were married
>that kid who read Negima for the plot and wasn't interested in the nudity
That kid was me.

>>32098701
She sounds cute. Blue hair is also cute faggot.

>>32099215
Blue hair is fucking degenerate and girls that dye their hair blue need to be gassed.

>>32099215
It would be, if she washed her hair more, and actually bothered to keep her hair blue, instead of the sickly green it turned after a few weeks

>>32099234
Don't know how I missed the part where she didn't shower. I apologize, you have every right to find her gross. Poor hygiene is simply inexcusable.

>that kid who claimed her brother had a pokemon card of Charinarn, which evolves from Charizard

>>32098701
Is she actually any hot? Or just a chubby pokégirl from real life?

>>32073514
2:53AM and audibly kekking at this post and these replies, oh jesus fuck i haven't laughed like this since those threads with the pokemon figures telling a story and with tigger sleeping with rayquaza and shit
never change, /vp/

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>>32101323
I have that saved.

>>32101344
seems the later it gets the more easily i laugh at things, i almost pissed myself just from remembering that
do you have the sequel to it? i remember i actually got a say in that one but nobody saves the second one ;-;

>>32101395
Sorry anon, I don't have the second one. I was oblivious to the fact that there was a sequel until you mentioned it.

>>32101404
it's fine anon, it wasn't as hype anyways

never fucking forget though, i kind of miss those days before sun and moon were announced and /vp/ was still shitposting about ORAS and XY
it almost feels like a new era now with the new games, new anime, and most importantly the new waifus and memes

>>32101409
>i kind of miss those days before sun and moon were announced and /vp/ was still shitposting about ORAS and XY
>it almost feels like a new era now with the new games, new anime, and most importantly the new waifus and memes
/vp/ is a cyclical board. It only works before a new game.

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>>32072491
F

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

>>32070944
literally my highschool existence
I was like the only person who wasn't into any Nintendo games at all among my friends

>>32070869
Holy shit. Go to bed grandpa

>>32078510
My step dad once asked me if he could borrow my gameboy with emerald.
I dont know if it was because i played as May or If he didnt know what to do, but he told me that the game was for little girls and that i should play a real man's game.
still bothers me that he said that.

That kid...one time he said that I was weak VS his full legendary team at level 100... I defeat him with my regular team at level 70/80,he cried because he lost,he said that his team was hacked,my answer was:I know,but your team suck anyways.
It was if I don't remember wrong:
Mewtwo
Jirachi
Lugia
Moltres
Groudon
And...I think another event legendary.
The next day he want a second challenge,but this time he used is normal team at level 60/70.
I said something like,ask me again when you finish to train it.
It took 1 month for him.
He lost again (and my team was at the same level as before)

>>32101141
Not really hot. Kind of, if i were more desperate, but took a while to getbused to her face, but not even chubby. Maybe kinda curvy, but far from any kind of landwhale

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>>32078729

>>32102796
YAMEROOOOOO

>That kid that bet that the winner gets the cards and cheated to win and was never caught.

I was that kid. Thanks for the Charizard, Micky.

>>32086791
no you autistic retard it's north america

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>that kid who told you the dragonite into yoshi evolution

fuck you tim

>that kid that always had an entire team of hacked in legendaries at level 100 but didn't have any EVs and only attacking moves
>always beat everyone in R/B/Y and G/S/C because no one knew any better
>eventually managed to beat his ass by using basic strategy, a properly trained team with type coverage and basically knowing what he'll use
Best part was that he really believed that just having shit like Mewtwo made him unbeatable, even when dark types became a thing. Guy relied on strong ass legendaries so much that he never learned the game outside of brute forcing everything.

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>>32073514
>that kid that would dress up as Lopunny and try to blow everyone in the boy's room

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>that kid who only liked uncool pokemon

trevor, your favorite pokemon were Nidorina, Chansey and Ivysaur. The fuck man,