/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32069913

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32069921
Zoroark: Heh, well, you've uncovered my secret and it looks like I'm surrounded. Well if I'm going down, I'll go down fighting!

>7 first

>>32069958
I have nothing so bump

>>32069958
Run away and find Buizel.

>>32069958
He wants to fight? Okay.

Arm Thrust w/ Helping Hand that canine (foxes are canine, right?).

>>32069958
Call them a "furry OC looking motherfucker" and Ember them

>>32069958
Challenge him to a game of sphere break
https://www.google.com/url?q=http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Sphere_Break&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiF7ImXktfSAhXE5CYKHRTsCO8QFggNMAA&usg=AFQjCNFvJvu1TQjfrymzxvHsiu5SO94QHQ

>>32070007
yes they and reroll

>>32069958
Go down on him

>>32070064
reroll for what
are we rolling a d20 to see if it hit AC or it critted

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>>32070007
>You & your team attack Zoroark, sending her flying into the box pile

>32070076
>this fucking new
No (you)

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>>32070082
>The mountain of boxes collapses on top of the illusion pokemon, burying her. From atop the pile a small key clatters down to the floor.
>You pick it up and notice it says "Sun Room" on it.

>1 next

>>32070126
use the boxes as tinder and light them on fire

>>32070126
Make sure the fox is actually down, eat its heart with Eva, then move on to look for other rooms.

>>32070082
We tried this last thread, and it failed. Now that we're near the end of the battle and it's presumably weaker, let's try this again:

Talk to Zoroark and ask what it's damn problem is. End it peacefully and try to recruit it.

>>32070126
Shove that key up her ass

>>32070130
Re for this

>>32070130
Re once again

>>32070179
Way past the five-minute mark there, buddy.

>>32070144
i assume you're a big fan of the ruse fox

>>32070193
Not really. I just think it would be useful to have as a team option. If it fails this time, I'm all for eating it's damn heart.

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>>32070144
>You dig through the box pile, but there doesn't seem to be anything or anyone there. Oh wait, you do find an oran berry and a TM 46 Thief. No pokemon though.

>9 next

>>32070212
SHE DISGUISED AS A BOX
BURN THE BOXES AND EAT GRILLED FOX HEART!

>>32070212
Burn the boxes

>>32070212
Burn the boxes and sing campfire songs

>>32070212
burn the boxes and then search for the sun room.

>>32070212
Burn the boxes. Not because you think Zororak is disguised or anything, but just because you're a fire piggy and you like to watch things burn.

>>32070212
Tell oshawott to make the boxes soggy.

>>32070212
oddish constricts the boxes to find rusefox

>>32070212
team goes straight to sun room. wotter stays staring at box pile while team moves

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inb4 she's gone

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Search for diapers

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>>32070255
>You tell Osha to make the boxes soggy. Like, not actually attack them, just sort of make all the boxes good and soaked through.
>Huh. Guess it'd be pretty hard to light these boxes on fire now. Ah well, that's probably all that's here, may as well move on then.

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>>32070327
>You exit back out into the hall. Where will you go to next?

>>32070327
you think this will stop ron?
begin eating the boxes

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>>32070326
lel

>>32070335
Study

>>32070335
>4 next

>>32070336
Exactly what I was thinking

>>32070336
re

>>32070349
Eat the boxes

>>32070335
Is that mimikyu? If it is go look below the disguise

>>32070349
Let Eva decide

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>>32070327

>>32070336
re

>>32070349
Look for some fucking furniture like WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LAST THREAD.

>>32070364
Fuck, meant to say under

>>32070363
re

>>32070380
Re

>>32070380
This again.

>>32070335
Use Ron's armor effect. It has done nothing so far

>>32070349
So we got a key that says "Sun Room," a berry, and a TM.

Go to the Sun Room. Use the berry to open the door.

>>32070380
>missing double dubs
Fuck, again.

>>32070363
re again

>>32070410
Re, but cum on the berry for good measure

>>32070409
I don't even remember what it does.

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Head into the Sun Room singing lyrics to Moonman- Crank Dat

>>32070409
roll
>>32070434
It can sense pokemon in the area, which means before enemies jumped us every time, we could have use the armor to sense where they were.

>>32070458
Oh. We could have used that to see if Zoroark was still around. Oh well.

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>>32070364
>Wait a minute! That *is* a mimikyu down there! Thank you for finally noticing/acknowledging it You need to catch it and finally end the mystery of what's underneath it!

>>32070327
You do realize we should have gotten furniture last thread, right? As annoying as Student-kun is, that idea was okay. We need to get a goddamn bed rather than a fucking nest.

>>32070477
hey I acknowledged it as the very first reply it appeared
I just rolled to ignore it :^)

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>>32070477


>>32070480
Rooms you've entered that have contained beds: 0

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>>32070486
>Huh? The Mimikyu disappeared? Did it hide in one of these rooms?

>6 next

>>32070486
Ok.

>>32070493
Wander about. Aimlessly in your best imitation of an NPC

>>32070493
use key on each of the locked doors to see which one works

>>32070493
Split into two groups to find the mimikyu

>>32070493
Go into the locked room using the sun key

>>32070493
I'm tired of this shit, just burn the entire house down

>>32070513
re

>>32070493

Go into the locked room, I suppose.

>>32070502
Re

>>32070493
Let's look for a Mimikyu by going into all of the rooms, but also get couches, pots, pans, any homeware that would make our base feel more like a home.
Sorry for having a one track mind. Our poverty is really bugging me and I don't want that Trecko bitch to outstyle us.

>>32070513
re again

>>32070538
Re for this

>>32070493
better bust a nut on the floor to leave a trail in case you get lost in front of every door. Then try to open a door and nut inside

>>32070538

I feel like that would weigh us down. Wait until we recruit someone new, and have him grab all of that shit when he's sent back to town.

>>32070555
So glad this is beyond the limit.

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>>32070536
>>32070502
>As it so happens, the key fits in the door directly next to you.
>Walking in, you're assaulted by a blindingly bright light. It's so bright, you can't even make out anything in the room.

Osha: Aah, I can hardly see in here... it hurts just to keep my eyes open...

???: You shouldn't be here... please leave... please get as far away as you can...

>5 next

>>32070637
But why though

>>32070637
Yell "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!" and charge farther in

>>32070637
Go even further in

>>32070637

Whoever that was asked nicely. So happily comply.

>>32070637
Take a single step forward.

>>32070637
There is a little black line on the white background! Cum on it so it becomes white too!

>>32070637
ask it to reveal itself

>>32070637
Use your cum to find your way around the room.

>>32070677

Don't do this. Instead, close the door and call through the door, asking if whoever that is needs some help.

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>>32070677
nigga

>>32070691
re

>>32070677
Securin

>>32070741

Unnecessary, and WELL after the five-minute cutoff.

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>>32070677
Osha: Who's there? Are you the one who kidnapped Buizel and the others?

???: It was not I... please... something terrible is going to happen here... for the second time...

>In all this whiteness, you can just make out the shape of something in the distance... well that's not right, you should go make it white too, the only way you know how.

???: No! Do not touch that! It's the only thing that keeps them away... Please, if you won't leave... then I will have to force you to...

>8 next

>>32070824
You must get to it and put your cum all over it.

>>32070824
Cum on the voice too

>>32070702
Reroll. Let's go about this intelligently.

>>32070843
reroll

>>32070824
Say "you and who's army?"

>>32070677
MAKE IT WHITE>>32070824

>>32070824
Be a nice guy and leave.

>>32070857
re

>>32070844
Do this but cum on the door too.

>>32070824
Touch the squiggle. Take the risk.

>>32070863
RE gotta get dem odd dubs to win it off

>>32070877
>>32070677
nearly identical dubs. it is our destiny!

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>>32070877
>You refuse to heed the warning. As you go to leave your mark on the whatever it is there, you are struck by a Slash attack

>3 next

>>32070956

Can Ron's armor help us locate the Pokemon and/or tell us what it is? If so, do that.

>>32070956
Tell the Pokemon that if she is that jealous you'll do it with her instead of on the floor.

>>32070956
Tell your team to attack everywhere, have Ron do this as well.

>>32070956
Use ember on whoever used slash

>>32070956
Hit back while shouting it's coming right back at ya!

>>32070978
Reroll.

>>32070956
WE ARE PERSISTENT
WE HAVE DETERMINATION
NO ATACKS WILL STOP US
WE CUM ON WHATEVER WE WANT
AND WE
ARE
CUMMING
ON
EVERYTHING
THAT ISN'T
W H I T E
H
I
T
E

Alraight, I've finished with my autism

>>32070956
FINISH THE JOB

>>32070994
re

>>32070998
So close, reroll.

>>32071007>>32071005
FAP. FAP. FAP.

>>32070956
Say "Nani?"

>>32070996
Reroll.

>>32070978
Rereroll.

>>32070994
reroll

>>32071019
Hear that Chorus one thousand faps in the air!

>>32071019
If you had one chance would you fap?

>>32071049
His palms are sweaty
Dick stiff, balls are heavy
There's lube on his dick already
Sauce of spaghetti
He's nervous, but he looks calm and ready
To blow loads, he starts spanking the monkey

Can anyone do better?

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>>32071023
>>32070996
>You arm thrust in the direction of where you were struck, but only hit empty air.

Buddy: Um, scuse me? You don't seem bad. Is there anything we can help you with?

???: You can help by leaving the mansion. Something bad will happen here, I can feel it. I couldn't save them last time... and now all I can do is wait here and hope they never extinguish the light. The light keeps them at bay...

Osha: But we need to rescue a Buizel somewhere here in the mansion. And we're trying to figure out what's luring pokemon here with music

???: I cannot help you. Leave the light. Leave this room. Leave the mansion.

>0 next

>>32071143
Fap while they are talking this IS happening

>>32071143
Cum in his mouth while he's speaking

>>32071143
Go into the other room upstairs we haven't gone to yet.

>>32071151
give into the struggle

>>32071163
re

>>32071143
"What bad thing?" you ask. while fapping without cumming yet

>>32071151
That spot is UNCLEAN

>>32071143
Use your armor to try to detect them.

>>32071163
reroll

>>32071193
Re

>>32071188
>>32071192
REclaim it from the PRETENDER

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>>32071199
>>32071163
>You simply can't hold it anymore, you need to cum! You aim your load in the direction of the voice to try and get it in his mouth as revenge for hitting you earlier, but it looks like it lands on empty space again.

Eva: Oh, for goodness sake, let's just get this over with.

>Eva runs up and tackles the object

???: No! I-I was dodging that foul pig's-

>>32071348
Based Eva is based.

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>>32071348
>The room comes into focus as the object shuts down and rescinds its light. It looks to be some sort of giant sun aparatus- in the middle, before Eva tackled and broke it, was a sun stone that has now cluttered to the floor.

Absol: Y-you fools! You've broken it! That lamp was the only thing holding two of their strongest pokemon trapped! I nearly died holding them off and trapping them in here the first time!

>>32071402
should have just said that

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>>32071402
Aegislash: Ohhh MAN. Are we finally free? That light was HELL. Oh? What do we have here? Some more trespassers?

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>>32071428
M Sabeleye: Ah good. It'll be nice to stretch after such a long nap. And we'll teach these invaders a lesson while we're at it!

We still have some time, but gosh this is such a good point to break for the night, soooo....[/spoiler[

>>32071464
>spoiler
Oh no.

>>32071464
TO BE CONTINUED
Double boss battle next time!

>>32070670
>>32070702

Ugh, I SAID to ask from outside what's going on. That could have prevented all of this shit from happening.

Though I suspect that OP would have had this battle happen anyway. Can't exactly just skip part of the story.

>>32071497
Had we gone that route, I probably would have had Osha explain that your team has dealt with most of the mansion's ghosts already, convincing Absol to let you help fight the bosses

Remember anons! We must fap on that spot after the boss fight. Because POLICY!

>>32071524
No, the policy is to eat the bosses' hearts.

>>32071549
>eating a sword's heart

>>32071549
Do they even have hearts?

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>>32071464
Here's the plan for next time: we lob Buddy behind M Sableye and have him fuck him up! Ron and someone else will keep Ageislash at bay!

>>32071570
Devour their souls!

We need to teach Eva thief

>>32071570

Hasn't stopped us before.

>>32071617
Fuck that, let's summon spiritomb again

I am jotting down notes for the first action of next thread