Lusamine is a chubby chaser
>>32057118
She has a THICC fetish
I thought Mohn's bean habit caught up with his waistline.
Also, reminder that bean man fucked Lusamine AT LEAST twice
>>32057376
This. Lusamine likes to have her family dress a certain way. No way he'd be a slouch like that around her.
He got fat and stopped taking care of his appearance after he got separated and lost his memory. It's supposed to be a 180 from an organized and well-off scientist I presume.
>>32057376
For all we know he is a cuck and colress is lillies father
Why else would theynre introduce him in sm
I highly doubt that's what he looked like before tho
>>32057397
>implying he lost his memory
>implying he didn't just fuck off and leave his family to go eat beans all day while lusamine loses her fruitloops
He just got fat from sitting around doing nothing except eat beans for the past few years
>tfw no mohn porn
>thos beans
>>32057397
>This. Lusamine likes to have her family dress a certain way. No way he'd be a slouch like that around her.
Lusamine's "beauty" character trait may have arisen following mohns disappearance. Or at the very least been dialed up to 11 because of his disappearance.
Not that it matters, because Mohn still being alive fucks up everything about the Aether family. Amazing writing there GF.
>>32057118
i want to milk his soy beans
>>32057397
>Lusamine likes to have her family dress a certain way
Reminded me of this.
>>32057118
So am I.
>>32057118
I'm sure /vp/ is happy to know that.
>>32059022
kek
Why does he have the same hair and eye color as Lusamine? Are they related?
>>32059334
Genetically modified by Lusamine to have the same hair and eye color. Lusamine's crippling OCD wouldn't have it any other way.
>>32057967
Nice headcanon.
>>32059334
He was specially selected to ensure that her children would have the same phenotype.
That or Lusamine's a Poke white supremacist.
>>32057967
fuck off with your headcanon
>>32057118
i love beanman
>>32057118
chubyb guys are cute they have more you can grab
Friendly reminder that it's not actually canonically proven that professor mohn and beanman mohn are the same person.
You fags are worse than the people who think kuiki is the masked royal.
>>32060736
aarune is the real mohn
>>32060736
I can't stand the idea of burnet cheating on kukui so they have to be the same person and i won't let anyone tell me otherwise