Sad thread

>>32054673

Requesting the abandonned dead Magearna rusting away in a field.

>>32054673
That's a big Metagross.

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>>32054731

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>>32054746

4 U

>>32054731
>>32054753

I wasn't aware there was more than a single Magearna?

>>32054673

Looks like a headshot. What's capable of doing that to a Metagross when it supposedly has as much resilience as a tank?

>>32054766
This is probably the most disturbing one of them all.

>>32054833
>What's capable of doing that to a Metagross when it supposedly has as much resilience as a tank?
A legendary Pokemon.

>>32054673
I am Metagross, Robot of Robots. Look at my coverage, ye mighty, and despair!

>>32055131
(You)

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>>32055131
twice tonight you're on a role senpai

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>>32055131

>>32055131
(you)

>>32055138
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>>32055190
what did I miss?

>>32054673
>>32054753
Can steel types be repaired if they're killed? I'd think the robotic ones would at least be able to be "reactivated" somehow.

>>32055324
that is very sad

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>>32055324
Jesus fug

>>32055324
>an Ivan for ants
Fuck off

>>32055324
hot

>>32055324
>Buttplug with key
what? How does that....

>>32054766
fug

>>32055208
le epic maternal genocide (You) farming
if only the retards who replied would get banned with them

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>>32055324

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i cri everytim

>>32055462
i dont get it

>>32055135
I got that reference

>>32055334
Kek

>>32055324
How is this up for 2 hours but when I draw a dick on primarina in ms paint I get banned in less than half an hour? Fuck you mods.

>>32055314
I suppose it depends on the damage and the Pokemon, but I'd lean towards no. The only Pokemon with any real ability to defy death is probably the ghost types, and even then they need to be killable otherwise the living and everything else would be overrun.

>>32055324
It amuses me how terrible this Lucario would be in a fight, which is the single redeeming thing about the whole picture.

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>>32055334
Underrated

>>32054766
No. Not again. This comic had me deveral times already

>>32055324
mods pls do your job

>Pierced anus

ouch

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>>32055324
>This pic is up for hours
>HG thread gets deleted immediately

>>32055334
>Nidocuck

>>32055948
fucking faglords don't even know how good golbat and crobat are

>>32055334
RHYDONED

HOW CAN NIDO BOIS EVEN COMPETE?

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>>32054673

>>32054766

fuck

>>32057525
vp sux

>>32055131
wow

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>>32055324
>this image is still up after EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS
Do your fucking job, mods.

>>32054766
why do you do this to us

>>32057762
war is hell

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>>32055324
>This has been up for more than 8 and a half hours.

>>32055324
MODS

>>32055324
THAT IS IT

MODS
REK THIS FAG
O-Or.. I'll summon him.

>>32054766
The fucking song man. Got me every fucking time.

>>32055334
ROCKED

>>32057955
You wouldn't.

>>32058050
I would.
If I could.

>>32055324
...i want to know what it was!

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>>32058308
A naked, yellow Lucario furry OC with lots of piercings and a body that structure that resembles a naked man more than Lucario.
Look it up in the archives.

I think I'm still banned

>>32058355
thanks, that's too much even for me i guess

>>32054766
Why does this hurt so much.

>>32057593
>when you nut so hard you go into a hundred year coma

>>32054766
My stomach hurts, fuck you anon, I forgot this pic.

>>32058458
So...basically death, right?

>>32058355
This one hit hard.

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>>32055324
>tfw 4chan X

NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>32058957
Not for the Claydol

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>>32054673

>>32058519
fuck off why

>>32059256
>killing
>when Slowpoke barely notice a week later that their tail is missing

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>>32054673

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>>32059652
det er ikke noe liv, bare doden.
For å se en legendariske dor, er det alltid en feil.

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>>32059706

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taking brother for a walk

>>32058458
>eventually, Claydol stopped thinking

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>>32059761
>her head game tho

>>32059256
Slowpoke don't die when their tails are cut off faggot

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>>32059262
>>32059848

It's probably a PETA-tier shit meme like pic related.

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You know what's sad? Ash's dumb ass could've stayed with Latias but he left.
He's either the dumbest nigga ever or he's playing some ∞D chinese checkers.

>>32060253
It'll make it more special when he catches his first Legendary Pokemon in the next movie.

>>32060343
Shh.

Ace Trainer is sleeping.
No wake.

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>>32060352
Talking about sleeping...

>>32060400
Charmander is swimming, he should come up for air.

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>>32060400

DELET THIS

>>32060405

This is just grotesque.

>>32060405
He's just hangin around.

>>32060405
Is he doing the Robin Williams?>>32060407

>>32060755
Okay but who gives a shit about luvdisc? They're literally so stupid the pokedex says they wait to be eaten.

>>32060816
Lucky eggs never hatch so they have nothing alive in them. No Chansey are getting hurt, is the next one gonna be about MooMoo Milk?

>>32060854
There's still deep sea tooth, deep sea scale, dragon scale, rainbow scale, razor claw, metal coat, and probably a dozen more I can't think of. Maybe even black sludge, pearls, star dust, and reaper cloth as laughable as those are.

>>32055948
gay!

>>32057762
>>There are people who unironically think cats are better than dogs.

>>32058355
I love this one

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Thats all fellas

>>32060970
These are the stupidest pokemon pictures I've ever seen. And da exists

>>32060870
This was already posted here
>>32059256

>>32060979
Same goes for this one
>>32060755

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>>32060970

>>32060854
I think the implication is that Chansey are hunted for Lucky Eggs to the point of near-extinction, sort of like Chinese guys hunting all the tigers so they can use their gallbladders or whatever to grind it up into paste to eat it and get hard because they follow Eastern medicine and don't believe in Viagra.

See, real life is just as stupid as pokemon sometimes.

>>32060854
the point is overhunting

>>32054766
>>32058355

Ditto + Venusaur = Charmander?

>>32060400
How to restart your charmander
1. remove from water, let dry in sun for a few hours
2. vigorously pump on the belly until the flow of fuel restarts, you should hear a quiet hissing coming from the tail
3. introduce a spark or fire to the tail to relight to pilot flame
If your charmander does not restart, leave in the sun for a few more hours and try again

>>32054766
>people find this sappy garbage sad

>>32063736
This post gave me autism

>>32063746
>I'm a real man who's so emotionally repressed and fucked in the head that I am disgusted by anything that instills the slightest bit of emotion beyond animalistic rage or lust
get help, bro

>>32057902
If that Marowak is the Cubone's mother, then whose skull is the Marowak wearing?

>>32064032
Not even him but come on man, that shit is so fucking overdone
>hurr durr showing all their life together
>oh yeah and they get old and one of them dies

Yeah, that's fucking life.

>>32064058
You've obviously never lost a loved one to old age, watching them get less coherent and more confused every day until one day when they just don't wake up. You hope they're in a better place but deep down you know they aren't. They left life a pathetic mess and you're left with the lingering thought that the last thing that crossed their mind was a terrifying pulse of weakness that they mentally couldn't even comprehend. But hey maybe that's just me.

>>32064117
My 93 year old grandma went senile and she even stopped recognizing her daughters.
Yeah, old people die, shocking.
And artists use that cheap sob bullshit theme every time for fucking everything. It's tiring.

>it's a /vp/ tries their very hardest to show how jaded they can be

>>32064117
>>32064126
talk about pokemon you fuckwits

>>32055131
Lel

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>>32060343
>>32060352

>>32064037
the Cubone is crying over its father

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>>32064126
We get it, you're a soulless husk who gets irrationally angry at anything that tries to "cheaply" illicit an emotional response and you feel smug about it. Do you want a medal or something?

>>32064126

Woah bro you're so edgy and woke! "XD life is meaningless we'll all die anyway lmao"

>>32055462
>>32055544
Me neither

>>32064126
Yes people die.
but here is the thing.
when there are people who you genuinely have good times with. You become connected. when death takes away this connection you realize you will never have those good times with that person again.

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>>32060253

That one fall from cliff Pawniard pic is pretty sad.

>>32055562
Bonus if you haven't seen or read Watchmen.

>>32060910
Fuck the degenerate zeitgeist for corrupting a word that once meant "happy."

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Do sad comics count?

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>>32070128

>>32061024
Fuck China.

>>32059256
>>32060755
>>32060816
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>>32061001
>all this forced meming

Who do they kill for Metal Coat? Or Moon Stone? Or any other stone? Who do they kill for Exp Share? How would you kill Porygon for Upgrade?

>>32061038
The point is SJW bullshit. The only item resulting from death would be Thick Club, yet I don't see a poster for that here.

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>32059256
>magnets come from magnemites, only you can stop this

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I don't know the exact context, since I'm one of those hasn't watched the anime since johto people. But an anon told me it was basically charmander 2.0