ITT: We live in the Pokémon world

My fucking asshole croagunk keeps trying to poison jab me. I think I've got a rash. Anyone know what I should put on it?

I released my pokemon like team plasma said to do and now I'm a productive and upstanding citizen what the fuck have you done with your life?

RP threads are against the rules, you know?

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>>32053545
They're not fag

>>32053418
I went on a trip to Alola and it fucking sucked. One community was taken over by pink hair teenagers, while another one was destroyed by the local entity. Never going back.

>>32053418
>>>/trash/

>>32053418
Its not a quiet night cause my whismur gave me tinnitus and theres constant ringing in my ear

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Hey guys, I found this new Pokemon in my house. But when I showed it to my friends, they couldn't see it for some reason, and thought I was just making a joke. He's usually hidden, but sometimes he can reveal himself with this weird sparkly sound. Also, he's really loud; he keeps going "ORAORAORA", or something like that, but again, my parents can't hear him. I just can't STAND it. How do I get rid of this evil spirit thing?

>>32053791
Wait, since your parents can't hear him, is he maybe a GHOST that's possessed you?

I've accidentally impregnated several boxes of Pokemon. I keep boxing them and getting new ones but I'm running out of space. I can't keep doing this, in fact I haven't paid my monthly fee and they're saying they're going to close my account soon. What should I do?

>>32053882

Change your name

I did this years ago, They are stuck with all my illigal halfbreed children

>>32053882
Release? Get a job to pay the fee instead of being a fucking Trainer? Release?

>>32053900
But I love them all so much...

>>32053599

Mods delete them when they see 'em, ya idiot. Haven't you noticed that the old Team Rocket RP threads have been gone for months too?

>>32053791
I'd arrest yourself so that you don't hurt anybody.

>>32053418
Your autism is quarantined in /trash/ for a reason
>>>/trash/

>>32053912
Then get a better job to support them. That's how things work. If you knew you can't support them, yet still caught so many Pokemon, that's your fault. Either reduce the number, or just look for a better job, try cutting down on other things, do anything you can to support.

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>>32053418
You guys do realize we have a thread series for this on /trash/ already, right? Just jump in.
>>8147246

>>32053935

>>32053913 here, I completely forgot to mention that most RP threads moved there as well.

>>32054012

You fucked up the link, here's a fixed link.

>>>/trash/8147246

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>>32054023
Jooiiinnnn usss squidward

>>32054023
Yeeeeah I'm dumb. Thanks dude.

>>32054033

No, bu if you keep this up someone's gonna wake HIM up and the board will go to Hell again.

>>32054038

No problem.

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Brendan, I've noticed over the past couple of days you and May have been avoiding each other. What happened?
>Oh, nothing.
Nothing huh. Well it didn't look like nothing when the both of you walked off opposite sides of Route 102. Tell me what happened?
>Well a few days ago May and I met a new girl out a-
Wait wait wait. New girl? No new families have moved into Littleroot, Oldale, Petalburg, or even Rustburo in the past couple of months.
>Yeah I know, we found her wondering the beach outside of Petalburg. She was friendly but not talkative, and we played with our Pokémon for a few hours.
Okay. What happened with this new girl that caused you and May to avoid each other?
>May and I were training in Petalburg Woods and the girl found us. We said hi and she came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
Huh huh huuh. So May's jealous that you got yourself a girlfriend.
>No it's not that Steven.
Well what is it then? You've been avoiding May too, so you must have feelings for this girl.

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>>32054079
>Well she is very pretty, she wears a bright red summer dress and has auburn hair that almost mat-
AUBURN HAIR!!!
Brendan promise me you'll never go near that girl again!
>What? Why? What's the pro-
PROMISE!!!
>Alright, alright, I promise jeez.
Ugh, sorry about that Brendan. But you to know that girl you kids met is probably a Latias. Being quiet, being friendly, being flirty, and having auburn hair are all dead giveaways. The best advice I can give to you is to avoid all auburn/red haired girls, even if you're sure they're human. You may think to yourself, "Hey if I cozy up to this Latias she'll let me capture her and I'll have an OP legendary to pewn noobs," or whatever you kids say nowadays. But Latiases are nothing but a bunch of harpies. They don't want to battle, they just want to touch you everywhere Brendan. They spam Internet threads with their selfies, porn, cropped porn. If you aren't careful you might one night go to a strip club in Lilycove with your boys, and bring back home one of the girls. Then the next morning you'll wake up with a dragon/bird/plane in your bed. You may think it's cute and all fun, but in a week she'll leave you to chase any Latios that isn't her brother. Then you'll be forced by the government, damn bastards, to hand over half of your Champion salary in egg support. Do you want that Brendan?
>N-no sir.
Good. Now go tell May what I said to you. But hold the part about you liking that Latias....and what happen-, WILL, will happen to you if you don't stay away from red heads. Got it?
>Got it.
Good. Now get out of here.

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>>32054068
Kk got it, desu I kinda want to use this opportunityif this one actually doesn't die is to re-write my character or an AU if you will to see what I could of done with him

>>32054012
That looks like pure autism desu. It's still RP, but completely different from what I see on /vp/.

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>>32054162
This particular thread is a bit more autistic than normal because of some plot shit going on. Normally the threads are a lot more like /vp/ rp, with the earlier threads being identical because they had only recently been moved over.
Kinda changed after three months - having trainers oblivious to the sexual advances of their mons is only interesting for so long.

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Kinda wish there was one for PMD.

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>>32054513
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1000000000XXXX THIS HOLYFUCK ANON I THINK I LOVE YOU

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>>32054519
Though you are better off hitting up /tg/ for PMD games. It probably is for the best that RP is curtailed to such a degree

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>>32053850
>>32053926
I just jailed myself, but my Grandpa came over from Unova to talk to me, and apparently, he can see it. And yeah, I thought I was posessed at first, but according to him, some people have these invisible Pokemon that no one else can see. He had one, too, it kind of looked like pic related.

>>32054634
Perhaps his friend was from Poke-egypt and has one that looks like Combusken?

>>32053418
These threads were banished to /trash/ months ago.

>>>/trash/8147246
This is the current thread. Go there.

>>32054634
There's a person called GlaDIO who is an expert on these. Swear loyalty to him, and you'll meet more like yourself. Everything will be easier for everyone.

>>32054162
Well, suck it up bud. It's shit, but it's the only shit that'll stick.

>>32054087
Wtf?

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>>32054087
motherfucker KEK