If Pokemon were real what's the first thing you'd do?

Catch one.

>>32049087
I'd try and fuck a Gardevoir to be honest.

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Fuck my waifu

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>>32049087

Go on an adventure.

If they suddenly just poofed into existence, I'd Pokemon Go catch them all.
If they'd been in existence for all my life, I'd probably just have a couple as pets and be a neet posting on a mongolian basket weaving board about yokai watch or some shit.

>>32049087
> Assess the danger Pokemon pose to real-life humans.
> If negligible, go out and train.
> If significant, off self to prevent a worse death.

Fuck my husbando

>>32049087
Date Bianca. What? I thought by "Pokémon" you meant the franchise.

>>32049087
Catch Arceus and take over the multiverse

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>>32049087
Find a masterball, then catch Xerneas and live forever.

Get a torchiic and buy it baseball hats to wear. I'm not even into sports. I'd think it would look cute

>>32049087
Autistically roleplay about them on the internet

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>>32049647
I see what you did there.

>live in Canada
>snow everywhere
>catch all Ice types
>set up cool gym in abandoned cabin

or

>get law degree
>establish world pokemon committee
>organise rules, battles, gyms and champions
>be ultimate champion of all countries

Find some empathic waifu to love forever

Have one kill me in the most painful way

>>32049933
for (you)

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Collect sneks

>>32049087
Go be the best that ever was.

I'd put a wailord and a skitty together, and wait

>Pokémon suddenly show up
>Poké Balls don't exist
>Go to Alola
>Befriend a Vulpix and Magikarp
>Go to Sinnoh
>Befriend a Cherubi, Marill, and Budew
>Live happily with my friends Azumarill, Vulpix, Gyarados, Roserade, and Cherubi

Lewd it up.

>>32049087
Marry Reshiram

catch the regis and listen to their cries all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2t0hSt9kVU