Which starter pokemon would you marry?

I have a humiliation fetish.

So Greninja.

>>32042887
None. I'm not a gay nor a furry and I personally believe that the rest of you posting in this very thread should be nailed to a steak, doused in gasoline and burned alive.

Delfux, obviously

Charizard is most useful as I can rub his feet. Feraligatr, Hoenn and others have sexy feet but no flight

Cuddle with Blaziken feathers hot though

>>32042887
Meganium would make a great husband

>>32042947
I dunno man, if I had wings and could fly like zard, I'd probably get sleepy and fall straight on you if you started massaging my feet.

>>32042976
What ask Pokemons feet are your favorite?

>>32043042
sylveon's of course :3c

>>32042926
>nailed to a steak

kek

>>32042887
Fire-type Pokémon staters.

>>32043042
Any masculine Pokemon's <3

>>32043111
That brionne looks weird

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>>32043111

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>>32042887
Charizard, Blaziken, Sceptile, Serperior, Greninja or Primarina. all females

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Baeleef.
I will be upset if she evolves.

None of them because they are fictional monsters.

>>32042926
>Nailed to a steak
Was making me hungry part of your plan?

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Seriously. Look how cute SHE is.
Look at the stick nibbling. It's cute. CUTE

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S E A L W I F E
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noodle wife

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If you won't marry Delphox you need to get the fuck out of this board.

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My weapon of choice.

>>32042926
>nailed to a steak

As a grilled steak-kin i refuse to let anyone be nailed to my person or my kind. Fuck off.

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I want to _HUG Sceptile

>>32043898
Noodle wife is best spaghetti.

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>>32043898

Charizard of course.

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Braxien followed by Bayleef

Serperior
Primarina/incineroar
Swampert

Blaziken and/or Braixen.

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You poster her OP

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>>32045187
>You poster her
fuck
Posted* her

>>32045214
>Chicken sandwich

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big, fluffy, warm, comfy

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I don't even really need to use fanart to prove that Bayleef is so adorable because as displayed previously in this thread, her anime presence was the most heartwarming thing ever. I love her

Luckily most of the more recent starters and even some of the old ones are literally people in costumes (see Typhlosion, Blaziken, Infernape, Kalos trio, Alola trio)

>>32045413
>are literally people in costumes
Thanks for contributing to the death of the word "literally" and it's degradation into "edge" levels of meaningless buzzword status.

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pic realted

Braixen or Primarina.

>>32042887
emboar

>>32042926
Posts like these are a diamond dozen in these threads

>>32045428
>Fujoshit ruining threads is a Tigerfucker

Gee who would've guess

>>32042926
Nice projection m8

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Pic related.

Starters are bros, not wives.

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>>32045817
>not marrying your bro
You don't love your bro enough.

>>32043912
>>32042942
>>32043924
>>32045094
>Female fox in spanish means whore
Pretty fitting desu

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>>32042887
Primarina (male) is my starterfu!

>>32045187
>>32045214
Chicken is best waifu

I want venusaur to sit on my face with it's thick warty ass.

>>32046650
Is this ok to post?

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>>32046794
This shit is hilarious, you can tell where it's from by the way they draw the noses.

>>32042887
Are you fucking retarded?

>>32045712
Oddly enough whenever I pick Swampert as my starter, it's usually a girl. I feel like this is saying something.

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If you're going to be a faggot you'll may as well go with the best.

>>32046945
My first starter was a female mudkip. She was my faithful companion.
until I lost my game cartridge :(

>>32047103
My first starter was a female Cyndaquil.

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>>32042926
Do you ever wonder what makes people like this so edgy? Is it just that they can't possibly comprehend someone liking something harmless that they don't like? Is that really something that deserves torture in return?

>>32042887
mental illness thread

>>32047579
this is the mental illness board

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>>32045829
>1 foot higher

>>32042919
>I have a humiliation fetish.

Are you me?

>>32048050
>Blaziken is a cute tomboy
What are you me? That's exactly how I imagine a fem Blaziken would be.

>>32045450
>dime a dozen
FTFY

>>32046794
Sauce?

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I would marry him and be his wife

>>32048050
>deleted
But why?

TOOK TRIPCODE

woah dude i'm tripping out ecks dee

My heart belongs to only one Pokemon, and her species isn't that of a starter.

>>32051667
metang

its metang

>>32051078
Don't ask me, it's rated safe.

Check /post/show/1136462 on e621

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>>32051873
>a sfw blaziken in a kimono gets deleted.
>this >>32046794 is allowed

Also getting this just in case

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>>32051964
The anon who posted it wrote something along the lines of "Blaziken is a tomboy and I want to buy girly clothes for her"

Which is clearly too lewd for this blue christian imageboard.

>>32052010
not same anon, but I love the idea of a tomboy waifu chiken

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>>32054735

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i love my frog husband!
>>32052006
>>32051597
>>32051583
>>32045428
LIBRARY-CHAN PLS GO

>>32052010
taken out the trash

>>32051667
Who

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>>32054761
false id ont have a trip code and dont plan on makin one

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>>32043547
>>32043617
I was having trouble deciding but you've convinced me.

>>32051667
This is theoretical, in case you couldn't marry that one pokemon you love so much.