Snek Saturday: tfw no alternate Dragonair evolution edition

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Snek gives me life

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>>32040857
Snek gives me wife

>>32040974
Would you fug a fug?

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>>32040979
Who wouldn't?

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>>32040974
Perfectly acceptable

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I want to fug this noodle

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I've got a 50% Zygarde, a Serp, a Milo, and a Dratini
What other noodles should I add to my bowl of soup?

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>>32041372
Lots of choices:

Arbok
Gyarados
Steelix
Dunsparce
Seviper
Huntail/Gorebyss
Furret
Eelektross

Soon your team will look like pic related

>>32041497
>They will never take turns to snug around you
>They will never try their best to be their trainer's favorte

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>>32041524

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>>32041524
>They will never become increasingly affectionate as you refuse to pick a favorite
>You will never have six huge noodles obsessively lusting after you in a fight for your love

>>32041595

How huge are these noodles exactly, anon?

>>32041595
>ywn be in the middle of a noodle knot

Serperior and Arbok weigh roughly 140 lbs
That's a little more than one plate
Can you lift your noodles?

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>>32040805
I shouldn't try to make threads after an all nighter

>>32041882
If I could drape them over my shoulders I'd be able to carry both at the same time.

>>32042501
That's pretty heavy Anon
You sure you could hold 140 on each shoulder?

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>>32042869
Not that anon, but I can carry people in my arms so I would not have any issues.
Realistically Serperior should be slightly heavier than a person so I would have no problem. But it is a snake, it being longer makes it a bit more difficult.

>ywn carry your Serperior like a princess

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>>32041694
Big.

>>32042869
140 isn't too much if it's spread out a bit over your arm and back which I'm sure they could help with
I mean, you're not going hiking with that much but you could probably make it to the next town or something

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>tfw serperior and milotic get fucking destroyed by some jap with an all-shiny team

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>>32044875
Scans NEVER EVER ;_;

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>>32041524
>>32041595
Just end me my dudes

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Thought I'd get the fat snek derailment going with the worst pic

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Remember to love all your sneks, even the smol ones

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>>32044875
>>32045085
I can barely remember it...
Content was something like 50%clean, 40% gay 10% straight.

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Would you eat a snek?

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>>32046419

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>>32046429
Snek is not for eating, Jack

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Can someone recolor this to be a pokemon?

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snek shall not die

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>>32047395
Are you sure?

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>>32049970
If I took the Contrary off, would you die?

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>>32050355

Snakes never die. They just swallow another few feet of their own tail instead.

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>>32051872
Doesn't this hurt the snek?

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>>32052698

Do you mean becoming that enormous or do you mean swallowing themselves? The former doesn't hurt unless they try to exert themselves. The latter doesn't hurt much either.

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>>32052742
Biting off a piece of your own body sounds painful. Also law of conservation of mass would prevent that from doing anything anyway.

>>32053025
I want to pull that Milotic's tail

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>>32053025

It's just a figure of speech, not biting off pieces of your own body.

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I want snek to squeeze me gently

>>32053447
But anon, that's a seal, not a snek
However, for the record, I too want gentle snek squeezes

>>32053635
Sea lion, technically

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>>32053447
I want too, Popplio.

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>>32053072
DO NOT bully the noodle

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>>32053447
We all do

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Would you let Milotic make you a sandwich?

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>>32057604
I guess, but I'm not sure how a Milotic would able to make it. Are those red hair/arm things prehensile?

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>ywn

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>>32059025
I'd like to think so, see >>32052698
and >>32041595
Also that is a very chubby snek

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>>32059083

Chubby snakes are the best kind of snakes.

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>>32059095
>ywn have a "bulky water type"

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>>32060013

it's a shame best sweeper snek got banned from UU just because it decimated all the bulky waters there and the council wanted to promote UU being a boring defensive fest.

Oh serperior, being in BL hurts so much.

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>>32060049
Cursed image

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>>32060013

>Milotic will never edge Suicune out as the B U L K Y fatass who sleeps all day while eating Leftovers

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>>32060928
Milotic is B U L K Y

>>32062296
That's too bulky though

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>>32060013
I wonder how Milotic feels about being called a bulky water type. Is that considered an insult to their kind?

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>>32063104
It understands that it gets bulky by hard training, so you need to be an example and burn that fat down and get fit with your Milotic.

Otherwise it gets squishy, frail and vulnerable to heart attacks.

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I want to be a snek and fug another snek

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>>32063810
The sounds hot as fuck

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>>32062947

I would say it's not bulky enough.

>>32063198

>frail

Squishy and prone to heart attacks, sure. But bulk in the Pokemon world means the complete opposite of frail.

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>>32063198
Nothing wrong with a bit of chub without being morbidly obese.

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>>32070347

There's nothing wrong with either option when it comes to snakes.

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>>32070766
I want my sneg to be at least fit enough to snuggle me. It's no fun if they can't move.

>>32071609
>Snek will never try to lift you as part of its training

>>32072913
Okay, that one stings quite a bit.

Thread don't die

>>32074897
IT'S WIGGLIN' WEDNESDAY

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>>32074974
Snek Sunday
Tubular Tuesday
Wigglin' Wednesday
??? Thursday
Fang Friday
Serpentine Saturday
Anyone know what a good term for Thursday would be?

>>32076294
Also, what's a good term for Monday, because I apparently forgot that day exists

>>32076297
Milotic Monday

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>>32076555
Trips confirm, even if it is a bit exclusionary.

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I always feel at home in these threads.

Goodnight, snekfriends.

>>32082110
where the fuck do I get this? I know it's not official, but I don't give a shit since serperior merch is mostly nonexistent outside of a few plastic figures

>>32082117
I would bet it's custom made.