Absol thread

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>>32040370
where dem Absolfags at?

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>>32040730
Busy being spooked by OP's doggo.

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>>32040370

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>>32040370
eh, it could be worse

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hello fellow absolfags

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>>32043520
sup faggot

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>>32043537
not much nigger

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Friendly reminder that Absol is a cow.

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>>32043574
no its a CAT
reeee

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>>32043574
>cow
>doesn't even have hooves
Riddle me that one, Batman. No, claws don't count.

>>32043640
its a meme from last thread where we found out the chinese bai ze is a cow, which is what absol is based off of

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>>32043689
man i meant to post an image too

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absol is cute and is strictly for platonic hugging only

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Moo.

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>>32043689
Yeah, I remember.

>>32043731
this

You here UA?

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>>32043943
yes i am uwu

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fluffy and squishy

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You all actually use Absol in battle, right?

>>32044178
my shitty ace in dark monotype
super luck night slash play rough something something

>>32045003
this artists gets a lot of shit for being an autist, but this absol pic is equally cute and edgy at the same time with nice glasses

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If Absol had of been released a generation later, it'd probably have been a psychic type or at the very least part psychic.

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I just noticed that Absol has no ears

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absol a shit

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>>32047365
rude
do not bully the edgecat

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absol is for hat

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>>32047365
absol is insecure about itself
dont hurt the absol

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>tfw no absol training gf

>>32040730
in 2010

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>>32048815
you wish, bud

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>>32049408
stop posting this
absol is not for lewd, only cute or edge

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>>32043689
Dont forget the human face

Isn't it cute

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>>32049694
extremely

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>tfw no absol to bury face into fluff of

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dont let this die while im sleeping

Do you have the "let's cover it in semen" one?

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>>32051848
Here you go.

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>tfw no absol on a pillow to get /comfy/ with

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>>32050696
>>32053245
why even live?

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>>32053280
someday absol might be good in the meta ;_;

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>>32048815
Why 2010? Why not 2012/13?

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spooky absol

>>32052014
Never gets old

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I hope Absol never becomes good enough for OU.

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How is it going my fellow Absols?

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good night /vp/

Absol is my childhood best friend's favorite Pokemon, which I've basically lived together for 10 years

He passed away 5 years ago. To this day I have one in my bank named Setsuna, his web persona.

>>32059894
(Same anon here) I like to think he likes Absol because he predicted it

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>>32058425
impersonating absols is a capital offense

>>32059894
how sweet

>>32040370
absolutely haram

>tfw no absol gf

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>>32064095
stop it
absol is to be protected and cared for, not fugged

>>32064153
I would never fuck my gf, that's the bull's job

>>32064153
>not doing both
You can protect and care for someone while also fugging them.

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>>32064177
NO FUGGING ALLOWED

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It's hard to find interesting non lewd Absol pics

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>>32066292
Why is Absol's face melting?

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>>32066292
no its not

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The best waifu.

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Moo.

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>>32066339
absol is for pet, not wife. how many times do i have to tell you sick fucks

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>>32066367
Absol is for bully

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>>32066403
bullying is illegal and my dad will arrest you

Is absol the nothin personnel of Pokemon
>represents yin and yang
>so misunderstood
>has all the powers
>gets to have THREE scythes on its body
>super luck + enhanced critical move is basically the teleports behinds u and stabs u in the back of movesets
>sephiroth wings but is still evil (aku) type but is still an hero

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>>32066434
more like the "stop calling me cute or i will kill you" instead

>>32066460
>angel wings
>AND THE TAIL LOOKS LIKE A BAT WING

>>32064177
ABSOL IS FOR HUGS AND SNUGS ONLY!

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>>32066569
you are my favorite kind of poster

When I was little, I had a bootleg Absol figure that looked like it had an ass. I named it buttcrack and chased after my friend with it while shouting "BUTTCRACK, BUTTCRACK, BUTTCRACK!". One day, he got sick of it and threw it really far away. That was the last time I saw Buttcrack.

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>when you reach the point that whenever you see an Absol with a scratched up horn you have to think about it sucking dick

I like it but I don't know why but I thought mightyena evolved into absol the first time playing emerald

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absol is for waifu

>>32073757
This

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absol is for free-time urologist

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>>32073757
I swear, the 4th picture in that series of images ruined the whole thing.

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>>32073757
>>32073776
stop posting here you fucking furfags REEEEE
absol is for cute and hugs and snugs and protection

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>>32073915
Can't we all just coexist?

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>>32073930
only if absol is platonically loved

>>32073930
that absol has a broken pelvis

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>>32073935
Well we all love Absol, just some of us in different ways.

That should be enough though. Let's remember what this thread is about.

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Anyone have any good battle replays with Absol?

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>>32074787
stop triggering me

Anyone has pictures of mother Absol with baby Absols?

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>>32074943
Like >>32060702 ?

>>32074991

Yeah that's cute!

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>>32074845
Did he died?

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>>32063118
>>32073930
I want to HUG.

Bumping for love of Absol.

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>>32075345
So do I. I think Absol would probably be one of the best Pokemon to hug, considering how fluffy it is.

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>>32075081
he got rightfully banned for posting overly lewd absols

>>32075345
>>32076754
absol is the undisputed best for hugging

>>32076744
welcome home

>>32074787
Sauce?

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>>32077582
stop sexualizing absol get out

>>32077621
I'm just asking for the source.

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>>32077697
zinfyu

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>>32044017
Don't destroy this thread from the inside out.

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>thread has lasted 4 days, 11 hours
These last few Absol threads seem to have been lasting quite a bit.

I wish I could give Absol a bath then take a big sniff of its fur!

What are some good nicknames for it?

>>32083692
fluffer
CATastrophy
Waifu
Bob

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>>32082964
Exams are over for now so i have more time bumping it

Since the mega gets a lot of special attack, do you think throwing flamethrower in there is worth it?

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>>32083692
I did a Ditto giveaway on here a while back where I requested nicknamed Absol in return. Want a list of these very choice names?

>>32084552
Yeh

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>>32084565
Here were the common ones;
>Fab/Flabsol
>Disaster/Doom/Danger Dog/Dogger/Doggo/Cat
>Absolute/utely/ution
>Edgedog/lady/waifu/crest
>Sol/Solly
>Abs/Pecs
>Abswole

>>32084540
If you're running with a focus on SpA, sure. Otherwise you should try Ice Beam.

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>>32084634
A couple of unique names;
>Freya
>Seer
>Abbie
>Bayo
>Zephyr
>Asbestos
>Airhorn!
>NoPersonnel
>Linkin Park
>Cow
>Luna
>OwO
>Trap Waifu
>Lysol
>Clementine
>Shiva
>Chupacabra
And about a hundred others.

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>>32084540
You only want to do this if you need coverage, but it's really good coverage, it's like a way better Hidden Power. I usually run Ice Beam on mine since it OHKOs Landorus, Flamethrower/Fire Blast I only run if my team desperately needs fire coverage, like if Scizor cucks me beyond belief for some reason.

>>32084711
What nature do you use?

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>>32084722
Naive usually, makes you take less from Bullet Punches or Sucker Punches and the like, but if you're running it for only one specific threat you can calc to see if the move OHKOs with a jolly nature.

>>32084755
Nah, just for coverage too, I was thinking naive or hasty as well. Now time to use that extra love ball

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Every time an Absol is posted something horrible happens.

>>32040370
Absol
More like
Cucksol
Lmao

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>>32082964
yeah thats just me bumping the threads with another pic every time theyre at page 7 or 8

>>32084802
its ok as long as absol is safe

>>32085536
anonymous
more like
cucknonymous
lmao

>>32083692
Ms Fortune

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>>32084675
>Abbie
>unique name

>>32083692

Adorabsol

I nicknamed mine "Venator" though. It's Latin for "hunter".

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i want to braid absols emo bangs

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>>32089731
That'd just be adorable

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>>32087754
To be fair, it was unique among all the ones I received. Unusual as it may be, considering all the ones named "Pecs" I ended up with.

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>>32089003
>latin nicknames
The peak of originality.

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>>32089731
>>32090103
bangless

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>>32086765
Come on if you're gonna use my joke at least use it right anon

>>32040370
Bump

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>>32093952
But why?

>>32094046
Absol is my favorite mon. I want this thread to live.

>>32094103
Then why are you not posting more doggo?

>>32090166

What would you name it Anon?

Most of my nicknames are Biblical (Sheol, Gehenna, Abaddon...)

>>32047884
Absol requires pets, why are you not petting her right this moment?

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Have you gave your Absol a pretty bow?

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>>32094915
But I am
I'm petting that sweet sweet Absol pussy
She's so wet I might just drink her juices to cool off
Real hot out today, after all

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>>32094915
my hand will never not be head patting absols

>>32094959
yes

>>32094993
no

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>>32094619
I named my Absol Amber. It's just a sweet name I thought.

>>32094915
Cuddling with an absol would be awesome, but Id always be afraid of the sickle horn on the side of her face.

>>32094993
yamete kudasai

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>>32094993
Absol is for waifu, so...

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>>32094619
>Ryder
Originates from Colosseum and is named after the trainer class (Rider) that it was snagged from.
Best Absol, has 31 ribbons on it.

>Phelia
>Jonathan
>Platinum
>Daggert
>Vythi
>Osmo
>Kaye
Don't remember why I gave these names though.

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>>32099298
51 ribbons, actually.

I wonder if that one guy from the /trash/ pokephillia threads is here

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>>32099318
he better not be
absol is strictly not for pokephilia

This thread has been up for a long time! /vp/ sure loves edgecat

>>32084675
I named mine Yang

you know, Yin-Yang

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>>32100319
Most of /vp/ seems to be indifferent to the doom doggo.

>>32100719
You're wrong, she is the best dog.

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>>32100752
I don't deny that Absol is best dog/cat/mammal/all pokemon, but the general /vp/ consensus would not agree.

>>32100752
Catastrophe Canid
Cassandra Cat (cassandra as in the prophet cursed to never be believed)
Prophecy Pupper
Misunderstood Mammal

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>>32104754

post absol butt

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>>32104968
only after you kill yourself

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>>32104968
No.
But even if I wanted to, we just hit image limit, so that's all folks. See you all next time.

byebye fellow absol lovers uwu
dont come back you disgusting furfags

i wanna I M P R E G N A T E absol

>>32105029
but I posted a lot of the Absol pics

>>32105077
It's okay they'll grow up. If we just stop posting shit like this >>32094993 then maybe they'll be tolerant.