I wanna smoke the very best
Like no one ever has
To toke them is my real test
To get high is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach these stoners to understand
The THC that's inside
Tokemon! Gotta blaze’em all! (It's you and me)
I know it's my destiny,
Tokemon! Oh you're my best bong
In this world we must smoke on
Tokemon! A blunt so smooth
Our pains it will surly sooth,
You light me and I'll light you,
Tokemon! Gotta blaze'em all (Gotta blaze’em all!)
Every brownie along the way
With red eyes I will eat.
I will blaze it every day
To claim my rightful place.
Smoke with me,
The time is right,
There's no better weed.
Toke by toke we'll get real high!
It's always been our need!
Tokemon! Gotta blaze’em all! (It's you and me)
I know it's my destiny,
Tokemon! Oh you're my best bong
In this world we must smoke on
Tokemon! A blunt so smooth
Our pains it will surly sooth,
You light me and I'll light you,
Tokemon! Gotta blaze'em all (Gotta blaze’em all!)
Cring thread?
>>32018301
DUDE
>>32018332
WEED
It's a whole new bowl we smokin'
Pokémon toke-o
Ignoring the spelling errors, one of my pet peeves with parody songs is when they don't fit the rhythm of the original or when they don't rhyme properly. This is guilty of both AND it's stoner humour, the lowest form of comedy possible. Re-evaluate your life choices.
>>32018301
Hi, don't post this.