Pokemon is OVER

>>32017794
Starters then
>this Pokemon has a seed planted on its back from birth. The seed sprouts and grows with the Pokemon

Starters now
>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar

>>32017795
>>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar
Can we blame Masuda for Pokemon's demise?
Seriously who the fuck put the music guy in charge?
Explains why everything after Gen 2 is fucky.

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>>32017794
I like waifumons. They look pretty

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>>32017795
>this Pokemon is frivolous and hardworking and it trains hard to be a popstar
Reminds me of this

>>32017797
Degenerate
>>32017798
lol

>>32017798
>no physical moves
>dragon dance
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wtf is 'nu-male' supposed to even mean in this context?

>>32017794
Replace Nu-Male by edgelord and would be correct, also you can add tre previous gen too
>Serpent = Waifu
>Sealion = Edgelord
>Pig = Bara

>>32017794
>Greninja
>nu-male
Whoever made this was trying too hard.

>>32017802
>snake based on french king
>nothing feminine about its appearance
>waifu
haha

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>the same people who will condemn starters like delphox as "waifus" will also call people furry degenerates

Really makes you think.

>>32017801
it's a way of insulting a man without making yourself look like a man-hating feminist

>>32017796
Gen 3 was fine and had no obvious stinkers. Abilities also added variety.

>>32017800
>not using Dragon Dance purely for the speed boost because Darkados's Sp. Atk is already maximum
Do you even play pokémon? Or are you a genwunner so far behind in the meta that they will never catch up?

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>>32017804
>nothing feminine about its appearance
Right, Serperior its as masculine as Gardevoir

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>>32017809
Cool fan art, Scalie.
Gas yourself.

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>>32017810

>>32017794
>Waifu (male)

if you guys wanna fap to pokemon just post a thread on /b/

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>>32017794

The owl thing looks cool. Better than Venusaur or Meganium.

>>32017813
whoops
>>>/b/724844280

>>32017810
is seviper useful now? I picked him in gen 5 and I was disappointed as fuck that this faggot has basically no moves.

>>32017794
fuck off with the furry hating mentality

>>32017808
wtf are you talking about. None uses setup moves that only rise ONE stat bu ONE. That thing could have work presplit if everything though.

>>32017816
contrary is legal now

>>32017817
Fuck off furry

>>32017816
>no moves

sure if you don't know how to use him. All you need is Glare, Coil and Giga Drain to be unstoppable

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>>32017797

>>32017820
kys weeb /v/ is majority furry

>>32017794
I don't know if this irony anymore.

>>32017820
>>32017823
This. Get used to it

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>>32017794
I don't hate all new pokemon, but why is Gen 1 the only gen to offer three interesting and not retarded starters?

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>>32017794

Primarina or whatever the fuck it's name is bothers me the most. It's just too...feminine. Even the fattest ugliest starter in the other gens could be "female" (Except maybe the pig) even if the ratio is really skewed the other ways. Yes that counts for Fagperior and whatever the fuck Cikorita is supposed to be.

But this thing is either drag queen or a mermaid. You can't twist this thing any other way. Same with the cat, that thing is obviously a guy.

>>32017794
>I chose both nu-males
HELP

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>>32017820
>implying you're not a furry yourself

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>>32017794
I picked the owl, and I don't give a fuck

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>>32017794
WTF DID YOU SAID ABOUT MAH NIGGA?

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>>32017827
There is nothing, and I mean literally nothing that could make Emboar, Empoleon or Samurott female. There is nothing wrong with Primerina looking female.

>>32017828
I chose waifu mon for this gen.
Last gen, I don't recall since I did a pure steel run via trading and transfer.

>>32017795
Starters then
>Let's the first form and make it bigger
Starters now
>Lets design them based on a theme to allow for more unique designs.

>literally the best choices for both gens was bara mon
what the fuck happened?

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>expecting normal human beings to buy pokemon games regularly
Make the game for completionist/esport freaks, make the designs for degenerate furfags and you've basically appealed to 95% of Pokemon's regular salebase. Nintendo know what they're doing

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>implying they don't all have appeal

dont want to go to /vp/ since that board is terrible

wanna nuzlocke for the first time, what game would you recommend? Leaning towards Emerald at the moment

Haven't played a pokemon game for well over a decade so it's essentially blind

>>32017838
I don't see the appeal of Nuzlocke. If you want to bog yourself down with arbitrary rules why not just reset the game every time you take a hit?

Bam instant impossible mode.

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>>32017805
>that image
oh my

>primarina fursuit
i like the idea of mermaid cosplay too much to discount this one

>>32017798
>Gyarados evo
>Loses both its types
>Becomes a special attacker for some reason
>Hyper Beam past gen 1
?

>>32017832
>Feminine Pokemon
>75% male
That's fucked up.

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>>32017794
>fufrags have co-opted the bara label

i don't want to see furries i just want to see manly men. why have you done this.

>Pokémon then : fierce creatures, willing to kill to be the best
>Pokémon now : WE GOT FOAMZ!!!

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>there are people that want to fuck virtual animals

>>32017843
A feminine Pokemon being capable of being a male at all is fucked up. I have a male Gardevoir that I don't touch at all.

>>32017794
I don't know about this "nu-Pokémon" autism I keep seeing, but starters have legitimately been complete garbage for the past three gens.

>>32017847
At least Gen IV tried to fix that with uh I forget his name the male Kirlia evo.

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>>32017794
You best not be talkin shit about Greninja

Thanks mods

>>32017847
>t. a btfo balliofag

>>32017838
>he seriously thinks /v/ is better than any other board
Even /trash/ is better than that shithole.

>>32017895
I hated Ballio, I'm saying that no one complained about Gardevoir despite it's ability to be male, but just becasue Primerina has a greater chance she is somehow terrible.

>>32017849
I can still have a male Gardevoir if I don't use a Dawn stone.

Can someone explain to me what the fuck Nu-male even is?

>>32018448
Typically a man who is guilty of their own gender and believes that they owe everything to women. AKA, absolutely nothing to do with decidueye and is used as a buzzword 99% of the time.

>>32017795
It makes sense for Pokemon to evolve towards more human-like characteristics since they're so integrated in human society IMO.