I want to be impregnated by Guzma!!! Guzma thread

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>>32016099
>see unnecessary black Guzma

Don't even need to check the file name to know it has tumblr in it.

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>>32016118
>only black people have dark skin

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>>32016131
My bad "non-white Guzma"

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>>32016049
>tfw don't want kids ever
>tfw still want guz to fill me up with his seed

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>>32016173
his mom is obviously native alolan and rather dark skinned so? it's not exactly unrealistic. i honestly don't mind either way

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Aw yeah guzma thread

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>>32016287
Same

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>>32016462

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>>32016430
I mean except for the fact that hes white in the game. And I really don't care either way but the two dark skinned Guzma's that were posted was just virtue signalling trash(hence me talking about tumblr). If it was good art, it would be an entirely different story.

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>>32016508

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>>32016613
>/pol/ buzzwords

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>>32016637
Not an argument, also I don't /pol/ sorry. 4chan isn't the only place in the world to find words XD

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>>32016649
i wasn't trying to argue with you, i was mocking you

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>>32016666
Lol alright dude, can't argue with pigeons. Just gonna post some Guzma.

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>>32016687

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>>32016695

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>>32016708

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what are your favorite guzma ships? mine are this and guzmoon

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>>32016730
I'm not really picky when it comes to shipping with Guzma desu, I guess the only one I dont really care for all that much is guzma/lusamine

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>>32016754
i dont mind it much. i just dont really like sub guzma

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>>32016754
I ship what I guess would be considered "canon" maybe? I'm not sure on their relationship. But she likes dummies and he's a dummy. Which is kind of why I lke his character anyways.

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>>32016803
I also like this, in a non-sexual way. But in a father daughter way.

>>32016049

Guys how do you even say Guzma?

Is it Goozma or Guzzma?

>>32016824
My mind constantly switches between the two

>>32016828
same desu i usually prefer goozma

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how do you like guzma's body type? i generally prefer skinny but obviously strong if that makes any sense?

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>>32016848
Lean is what you're looking for I think.

>>32016824
"goozma" is the only correct answer, based on the katakana

"guzzma" would be like pronouncing kukui as "cuck-oy"

>>32016929
>cuck-oy

Is Ya Boy the most popular team boss of the series? Didn't really expect much of him at first.

>>32017063
Most popular?

Eh probably not, as much as I love him, he's up there with Archie and Maxie though

>>32016049
My boyfriend cosplayed as Guzma and then came in me 7 times. My pussy still leaks, and my ass since he came there twice.

Waited 2 weeks, waiting on the pregnancy test now.

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>>32017151
post pics of boyfriend

>>32017151
And since your ass? Go pee on a stick, anon.

>>32016099
>tumblr
>>32017151
Why are Guzmafags always like this?

>>32016049
Are you that Fujo ruining the Pokeboy threads

More lewd Guzmas

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>>32019262

>>32019244
I don't lurk pokeboy threads. What does this fujo do?

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t-there are girls in this thread

>>32019265
She was blogging about how she masturbated in the public library, and begs for crossdressing to be posted so she can fap. If you read the current thread, you can tell she's typing with one hand. She has a nice pair of tits though.

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>>32019269
Yup

>>32019244
>>32019275
No, I hate her just as much as you
also I'm a trap

>>32019335
I find it hard to hate her after seeing her tits I'm just a guy

>>32019341
Where can i see those

>>32019360
She said it was in the Pokemon nails thread on the nyafuu archive, I guess she only posted hers once? There was a lot of tits posted, and lots of posts deleted.

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What exactly is it that made Guzma such a /vp/ favorite? His personality? His team? His relationship with the protagonist?

>>32019269
Yeah it's weird. Are there any guys that like Guzma sexually? I did at first but not anymore.

>>32021910
To me, it's the fact that he's just some random guy who wreacks havoc for the lulz. No banshit plans like awakening a Legendary pokemon to take over the world/rebuild it/help the ecosystem or human development.

Design wise, he's kinda rad too.

>>32019371
>only posted once
Oh so she's the fat one with purple shirt

>>32019275
I like how she said
>oh I'm just gonna post 1 photo and that's it
>proceeds to post numerous photos of self

>>32022205
She even was mad that nobody gave her a jizz tribute, but they rather would sploodge on Pokémon plushes kek

>>32022205
>>32022208
Oh wait.. so she's the one with tattoos and pierced nipplels?

>>32016613
>I mean except for the fact that hes white in the game.
You mean light-skinned? Even then, his skin tone is definitely more on the beige side.

Don't get why you cunts are always bitching about pokeraces when the character designs are always so cartoony and stylized.

>>32019269
There's no such thing as girls, anon.

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>>32019360
>>32019371
>>32022018
>>32022205
>>32022208
>>32022350
>being this desperate to see some autistic fujos tits
shut up and post guzma

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Does this make you jealous? Aroused?

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>>32023132
both

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>>32023132
Both

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Why have Guzma when you could have Goozmer?
>Very Hot and MS Paint-like, totally in this season (Right?).
>Super cool, hip, and deadly Pokemon
>Fellow /b/ug user.

>>32021973
I like his cocky attitude. I dig the idea of seeing that dominant attitude of his break into pure slutty need.
In terms of body, and how he is represented in fan art, I prefer burly swole and manly shapes rather than lean or skinny. Manly men are so much fun to see become helpless bottoms.

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I want to ___ Guzma

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>>32028313
snuggle

>>32028313
Lewd

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>>32028313
Help to heal the past wounds of and love.

>>32028313
marry

Guzma being shipped with either the fem or the boi protags trigger me. Guzma is a 19 year old, he wouldn't fuck a 12 year old.