These are your new Gen 8 starters

to the box they go

>>32012911
Grass starter is waifushit. Pure trash.

Rabbit is ugly and annoying. Another fucking nu-male.

Water is cool during first stage, second stage is ok, but third stage is just a bara shitstain.

Not to mention ALL three final evolutions are fursuit mongs.

0/10 Pokemon is Dead

>>32012911
Grass line make for good traps but all boxed in the end

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>>32012911
>waifu
>ugly
>bara

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>>32012911
>>32012937
>>32012945

>Waifu
>Nu-Male
>Bara

This is the new starter formula. Pokemon is over.

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>>32012952
Greninja's not a nu-male, r-right?

>>32012973
>2cool4school
>skinny twink appearance
>such a b-bro!
yes

>>32012952
>>32012945
>autism

>>32013101
>Ezeneca

>>32012911

>Waifu
>NuMale
>Bara

I like all 3 honestly. I'd pick the snail though.

>>32012978
Please go kys

>>32013243
sure underage

>>32012911
grass starter is too green
rabbit is too thematically artificial
snail has potential but still too many artificial qualities

>>32012911
All shit. Anyways i'd go for the snail.

>>32012911
>green is literally Popplio part deux
out

>>32012911
I actually like the fire line

>>32012911
hahaha le epic weed starters and blaze fire reference
epic ocs very ironic loles

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>>32012952
>Primarina
>Decidueye
>Incineroar

>Delphox
>Greninja
>Chesnaught

>Serperior
>Samurott
>Emboar

HOW LONG HAS THIS SHIT GONE ON?!?!

>>32015263
>Serperior
>Waifu
ehhhhhhhhhhh not unless youre a full on scalie
nothing about serperior is inherently feminine
its just a fancy snek

>Samurott
>Nu-Male
nah.

>Emboar
>Bara
At least he can kinda get away with it because 1. he's a pig and 2. he's actually really ugly
chespin and litten have no purpose evolving into baras

>>32012937
>>32012945
>>32012952
>>32013223
>>32015263
>>32015310
>everything muscular is now bara

>>32015388
That's the definition though. It has muscles and is obese, so it's bara-pandering shit.

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>>32015310
>Samurott
>arguably the worst Unova starter competively
>even has similar stat distribution to owl, besides Sp. Def
>dual wields swords, but has to walk on all fours like the submissive little cuck that he is
>not a nu-male

>>32012911
Rabbit and snail basics look alright, as do the middle evos for them. Grass goat only looks decent ince it hits the final evo, rabbit final evo looks like shit, but the snail final evo looks nice, so that'd be the one I pick.

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>>32015263

>We haven't had any actually good starters since Gen 4
>10 fucking years ago

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>>32012952
>Irrational hatred for masculinity
>Calling others nu-males
Whatever you say, bud

>>32015263
Gen 2 started it.
>Meganium
>Typhlosion
>Feraligatr

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>>32012911

>>32015263
>Still no Fire nu-male

>fire starter
>literally my mom's plusle

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>>32016083