What's Tapu Lele so sad about?

she knows you're cracking one off rn

>>32002199
You're touching her hair.

>>32002199
Olivia got a BF.

she lost her Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

>>32002232
No, that wold make her angry, very angry indeed.

>>32002199
She realized people think she's the best waifu, even though she isn't
He's the best husbando

>>32002199

Mega Mawile is a thing now

>>32002235
forced meme

>>32002215
This

>>32002288
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>32002224
I don't get this meme.

>>32002324
Lele wants that olivia puss puss

>>32002335
According to?

>>32002235
He's my husbando indeed. I love sucking off his huge dong.

>>32002344
why is this a ship? disgusting

>>32002360
It just is

>>32002349
the games

>>32002547
Sounds like bullshit.

>>32002288
>>32002324
top dutygenerate

>>32002199
Her dick is too big for my boipussy!

>>32002828
Do it for him anon

>>32002801
Why else would she consistently keep her lonely? all for herself

>>32003230
that sounds a bit yanderish

>>32002199

Even Bulu has won a Regional tournament this year, but not Lele.

>>32003234
knowing her track record, does it surprise you?

>>32003253
Well I just thought she was autistic

>>32003307
No those are the UBs

>>32003230
>she consistently keep her
Because your headcanon isn't canon.

>>32003319
Looks like another anon gave up mid way through the second island. I won't blame you for not finishing S/M, but don't talk when you don't know. Just look at her house and they way she mentions she never has had a date.

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>>32002199
You are touching her leles

>>32003337
What's so bad about touching the feelers?

>>32003324
Played the game and I can confirm it's just a forced meme based on my ass.

>>32003347
Keep doing them mental gymnastics.

>>32003351
Keep lying on the internet.

>>32003371
always gotta have that last word

>>32003387
same

>>32003400
ditto

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stop fighting, you're making Lele cry

>>32003416
I'm ok with making Lele cry.

>>32003437
Fuck off Olivia

>>32003450
Forced meme from a headcanon.

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I fucking said stop

>>32003566
Keep crying.

>>32002199

/vp/ pokefuckers

>>32003562
Denying the facts doesn't make them dissapear

>>32003628
There are no facts to deny here, just your bullshit with no evidence.

>>32003650
I put up evidence and you dismissed it, can't do much else to convince somebody so reluctant to admit the truth

it's like trying to redpill denialfags during leak season

>>32003726
>still no evidence
sure

>>32003909
I said it already >>32003324
And you said "You're just pulling it out of your ass" >>32003347
It's in the game anon, don't know what you want me to say

>>32003926
>can't even get a picture
>google shows no results
>b-but the game makes it clear, you only need to play the game high to see it

>>32002199
She lost her scarf

>>32003955
I looked up before and found no pictures of her house to show you the dozens of stufful toys she has that explicitly say "they're super popular with single women!"

Just go to the upper floor of her house in-game, it takes like 2 minutes at most

>>32004039
Still not related to Lele.

>>32004053
A line from the game
>"Oh! Sorry, I never even asked your name before, did I? Tapu Lele summoned me here to clean up the ruins. <Player>...thanks for getting to know the people and Pokémon of Alola."
Lele is calling a feeble woman to come clean fucking ruins when she's readying up to fight a challenger, when tons of stronger men, and trainers with more capable pokemon are available. Honestly anon, you're just in a truly advanced level of denial to keep thinking otherwise.

>>32004053
>moving goalposts
pathetic

>>32004073
It's like saying I like water cause my neighbor likes to play videogames, nothing related to fucking nothing.

>>32004100
Yeah, because that's totally a valid analogy to the quote and its implications. You're getting desperate and lacking sense anon, come back when your brain stops facing this crisis and begins forming valid retorts

>>32004137
What about you come back when you stop considering your headcanon a fact?

Why are we getting a Lele thread everyday? I want to fuck him too but this is too much

>>32004073
Sounds kinda forced to be honest, Olivia is the strongest trainer in that Island and the kahuna, so is her job, but can't see the relation of Olivia being sigle because of Tapu Lele's fault.

>>32004149
You keep throwing that buzzword, yet all of my points have been backed up with in-game facts and evidence, while yours are as deep as "B-BUT I SAY IT'S NOT TRUE!". Your feeble mind probably isn't ready to understand subtle undertones and implied meaning, but it's not like I can expect much from somebody who finds it too hard to go to a room in a children's videogame. Keep playing S/M and complaining the story isn't clear enough for your 3-year-old self.

>>32004177
>Olivia is the strongest trainer in that Island and the kahuna
she has better stuff to do that cleaning he ruins though, and just because she's the strongest it doesn't mean she's the best at cleaning duty, rocks don't equal cleanliness.

>>32004073
Don't all the Kahunas have an obligation to care for the shrines? Except Bulu, who hates people?

>>32004184
Maybe you are trying too hard to see things in a plain kids game.

>>32004197
Would you kindly point out where this is stated/implied? I honestly can't remember this being stated.

>>32004207
keep backpedaling, eventually you'll just leave the thread in the process and make everyone ITT much happier.

>>32004192
Still is not like she lives to cleaning Lele's ruins, you are just overwatching this.

>>32004209
Hapu says it I think, I can't remember every line.
Not the same anon you're arguing with though so don't try and hold me to whatever this is.

>>32004230
I'm not holding anybody to anything

>>32004221
that just proves my point, such a random and unfitting activity just given to her when an important battle comes up just proves lele wants Olivia all to itself.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12483393

>>32004237
Olivia has enough time to do anything se wants, even to become an Elite 4, your point isn't proved at all.

>>32004073
How does that link to romance though? Kahunas are appointed by the Tapu for their skill (e.g. Hapu) and the Tapu communicate with them to do shit because they're selfish little shits (Koko only saves you for a fun battle, Lele only heals people to avoid a decisive loss, etc.). I don't think Lele really cares if Olivia gets romantic fulfillment, rather it acts like a spoiled child demanding service.

>>32004250
>Olivia has enough time to do anything se wants
that's debatable, the E4 position was something being worked on for a long time, she could've easily scheduled off the activities with lele for this.

>>32004264
>I don't think Lele really cares if Olivia gets romantic fulfillment, rather it acts like a spoiled child demanding service.
You might be right actually. Never saw it that way. But why would the guardians stoop down to such petty levels? Koko might just save you for a battle, but that's just its love for them, and bulu and fini have more reasonable causes to their outbursts (bulu seems ideological at times, being so against industrialization on its island, and fini was wronged by humans so many times), why would lele be the odd one out and just be a dumb kid?

>>32004315
>why would lele be the odd one out and just be a dumb kid?
Because that's how GF wanted it to be, and the prove is this.

>>32003337
>>32002199

>>32004315
Differing personalities.
Like you said, the Tapu all have different motives for their behaviour. Koko hungers for battle, Bulu is (according to the dex) a lazy fuck, Fini wants to be left alone. Lele's personality is one that sees people as its servants or at least one that views them as toys that aren't worthy of its concern (e.g. the scales spreading).

>>32004341
The proof is... she doesn't like to have a sensitive zone rubbed? So all pokemon with those no spots are also childish? are you childish cause you don't like people rubbing your dick?

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>>32004341
And don't forget the attacking animation.

>>32004371
The proof is that Tapu Lele acts like a spoiled child.