Can we have a Ballio thread? It's almost been a year...
>>31994866
Fuck no, Let's have a Primarina thread.
>>31994885
I believe you meant to say "a Dewgong thread."
>>31994896
Fuck yeah Dewgong
Canon water pokemon thread?
>>31994935
Reminder Milotic is over 3x longer than that tranlet.
Omanyte thread?
>this is still my favorite pokemon card
>>31994885
Yes.
>>31994935
Yes
>>31994896
A Dewgong thread? We'll might talk about it later.
>>31994967
Good. That abomination deserved to die.
>>31994866
Ballio iscancer
>>31994950
>caring about Pokémon sizes when the series keep contraddicting itself anyway
>>31994967
this
>>31994967
Poor Ballio. He didn't deserve to die.He wasn't even alive to begin with :^)
REMINDER
>>31994984
>fakemon
Stay salty Balliofag.
>>31994935
>Canon water pokemon thread
Oh, is that so?
...I'll be going, then.
>>31995011
>not using the good gijinka
>>31995011
>gijinka
>>31995011
YES. Thanks anon!
>>31995028
No, this is always superior
>>31995035
What do mean? I wasn't triggered. I actually got the Pokémon I wanted, so I'm pretty happy.
>>31995100
I'd take trannyseal any day over the rape clown.
Once again Primaretards go out of their way to ruin a perfectly decent thread.
You faggots are scum. Please end yourselves and make this board a better place.
>>31995213
Not our fault you fags can't accept that your shitty Fakemon isn't canon.
>>31995213
There's already a Ballio thread up friend
Here, have a Ballio anyway
>>31994896
Or, maybe, a Spheal thread
>Furfags ruin another thread
Ballio will live again you degenerate faggotlords.
>>31995450
Ballio was never alive in the first place. He's just some shitty fakemon that will never be in the game.
Deal with it.
>>31994967
>>31994984
>>31995035
>>31995100
>>31995213
>>31995450
Which one of you is a samefag? Let's play a game of russian roulette.
>>31995485
He was real until Nintendo decided to dump him because furfags would prefer waifubait. You are everything that is wrong with the world.
happy fun
>>31995501
You see, you're the one that's salty. Nobody is angry here except you. Ballio was never real. He was proven fake long before the games released. There's literally no proof that he was ever real except if you show that "concept art", which was already proven fake.
>>31995501
Are you retarded? He was never real. He was never going to be the final evolution of Popplio. He was fan art. Nothing more.
And Balliofags say I'm delusional for liking Primarina. Jesus fucking Christ.
Are there literally 0 Ballio fans? There's art of everything except Ballio in this thread lmao
You can stop making threads now, OP, I already got you checked because if you really meant to make a legitimate Ballio/Pinnister, you would have settled with this thread >>31993775
which writes you off as yet another shitposter who wants to keep the bandwagon going even further
You may have /vp/ eating off the palm of your hands, but I don't want to leave you thinking you got me fooled.
While I'm at it, here's a (you), you got me to reply. Have fun eating shit off from peoples' heads.
imagine being so pathetic you actively spend your time worshipping a fakemon on a board where 95% of the active posters despise said fakemon
i still have the doodles i did
>>31995540
Because people who genuinely like Ballio and is not shitposting know better than to start a pointless "starter" war.
Well, I can't exactly speak for everyone obviously.
Also, while I am disappointed for the lack of the big clown, I actually like the pretty idol.
>>31997053
That's gay as fuck.
>>31997053
>you're supposed to be dead, darn it!
Oddly ironic considering the circumstances.
>>31994988
The beat up Ballio gets me every time.
>>31998266
LOL
>>31998266
Remember when you retards were still convinced that this fucking thing was real, even after Rowlet was revealed?
>muh it could be its evolution durr
>>31998528
memeber HB killed roothoot
>>31995248
Fuck you
>>31995341
That was just a falseflag thread made by you idolshit faggots to make Balliobros look bad. We just want a peaceful thread so leave us the fuck alone Trannyfags.
>>31994885
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>>31994979
>>31995341
>it's another "tumblrina ruins everything" the episode
What would you give to make him real, /ballio/?
Someone should just make a romhack with ballio and the other 2 as starters.
>>32001721
It's been forever and no one bothered since
if I could, I'd give it a try to make R/B sprites of 'em, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to pull it off
>>32000217
Then why didn't you post a single thing about Ballio, you fat cunt? There's no discussion and pics at all, probably because you have nothing to discuss
Ballio helped repair the Popplio reveal fallout, he deserves a bit of respect for that
>>31994866
Official flippered pokemon ratings
God Tier:
Spheal line and Seel line
Lapras
Shit Tier:
Popplio
>>32000217
Oh man you really showed me. But uh, the fact still stands. Ballio isn't an actual Pokémon.
post popplio pinnipeds
>>31994866
One year of pure sadness
>>32002069
I like that somehow Gorebyss is more passably masculine than Primarina
>>32001738
>Primashitheads instantly ruin the thread
You tell me, trannytard.
>>32002392
That happens on every thread ever, you dumb idiot. How fucking new are you, pussy?
>>32002024
>Putting Seel on the same tier as Lapras
No reaction image will convey how much you disgust me.
>>32002404
Except no other thread gets as much shit as Ballio threads. You wanna know why, you fucking retarded asswipe? Because you FAGGOTS really go out of your way to derail peaceful threads with your waifufagging/muh canon bullshit with your ugly tranny enabling seal.
You people are the absolute worst posters on /vp/. Just leave us the fuck alone you Tumblrina trash.
>>32002481
lol good job posting one of the two total fan arts of ballio
bump
>>32002481
You're not looking that nice with that kind of post either, whether this is bait or not (most likely is).
Look, we're going nowhere with this. I don't really feel like yelling with Prima fans nor do I feel like putting up with this sort of spam. Maybe it's time to realize threads for the Pinnister gang no longer have a stay in here and any attempt to make one will just be shot down by everyone who opposes regardless of of it being a fakemon of sorts.
Fuck it, Prima fans may have won with the fact Primarina is real, but honestly, I actually prefer it this way.I'd be devastated if Pinnister were indeed real only for the design to be tarnished with porn every time I'd bother writing its name. And don't tell me people wouldn't want to fuck it, there's crazy people for everything. People are already willing to fuck the fire tiger and the mermaid sea lion, this wouldn't be any different. The reason I like this bloke is because of the whole innocence thing going on and jolly clown stuff making water balloons despite his appearance looking threatening to some.
>>32003091
*sinister
>>32003091
I wanna fuck Ballio
>>31995485
>it's been almost a year
>STILL in denial
>>32003091
Wow, what a pussy
>>32002481
Wew.
>>31995038
But the other one is whiter (or not tanned, could also be that).
>>32003198
You try to argue with a enormous fanbase while being in a incredibly small pathetic minority. You just can't, you'll look dumb every time. Some times, it's better to admit defeat over endlessly arguing with random people on the internet over the pettiest things you could have let go a long time but didn't due to your stubbornness. Over a fakemon, of all things.
I wish I was kidding regarding the latter part, but some Primarina fans (the more innocent bunch) might be tired of the design's constant sexualization even though it was bound to happen. They want to enjoy having it as this cute innocent partner and then comes that one guy who posts big breasted Primarina (whether its intentions are real or not depend), which might make some Primarina fans fed up of being associated with these guys often or being treated as if they were all from the same litter, even though some might get used to the whole porn stuff. It happens to every pokemon, no exception, but the even-remotely-feminine looking ones always suffer this fate the most, which makes people who like X for simply looking cute look like complete perverts to some body else. It's only after a big while some get used to this whole thing or simply don't care at all while others still feel slightly concerned.
>>32003357
I agree on the first part of your argument, but honestly the sexualization happens to literally everything. It's no big deal.
>>32003357
Man I just can't relate. I really just don't care about what others do with a Pokemon I also like. Godspeed, may the furfags stay far away from you.
>>31994979
When has the game canon contradicted sizes, outside of following in HGSS?
>>32003336
nope, is the only pic.
>>32003537
Wailord comes to mind.
>>32003537
>what are Sun and Moon
Also the fact that they removed the "size comparison" feature ORAS had because they were ashamed
>>32001736
If i wasn't such a lazy fuck i would make a romhack with ballio and friends but i would use roothoot and pals if I couldn't make good sprites for ballio and friends.
>>32004191
i made the 64x64 sprites long ago
Based Rapeclown
>>32004191
Where's that picture of GSC style fakemons like Pinnister, Roohoot, Blobbos, Sadfishand Sonichuwhen you need it?
>>31994866
Ballio is the shittiest fan-made pokemon ever made, it's also unsettling because kids would burn this shit and throw it into their faces and vomit into the fucking trashcan. That's all.
>>32004642
Wrong
Oh wait, I do hate Ballio, because of its shitty design and I have a huge fear of clowns, it has a smug, it has a creepy unsettling face, When you see ballio, RUN.
>>32004709
Is it weird that clowns are my worst fear, yet Pinnister strikes me as being oddly cute?
>>32004746
Clown + Seal = Nightmares
Fact.
>>32004760
>>32004694
>Wrong
No, that's actually pretty accurate. Ballio is pretty shit.
>>32004694
It's partially true though. Ballio WOULD scare kids. It doesn't matter whether you like it or not.
>>32004642
>t. Trannyfag
>>31994866
You suck, Ballio!
>>32004219
Can you show us the pics?
>>32004807
Just kys already Balliofag.
>>32004807
Anon, not everyone who hates Ballio is a Primarinafag
Pretty much everyone who wasn't a dumb idiot denialfag don't like it
>>32004789
Kids aren't as big pussies as you think.
This thread is undeniable proof that Primaretards are the most pathetic, most obnoxious assholes in all of /vp/.
>>32004908
(you)
>>32004839
>>32004915
>That first stage
Holy shit! Did you make any for the other two Balliopals?
>>32004922
>>32004819
Joke's on you Anon, I actually like Ballio because it reminds me of one of my favorite Dragon Quest monsters in the hair and face.
>>32004958
>the one guy that keeps shitposting in Primarina threads with a retarded meme is a Balliofag
Really makes you think
>>32004972
But Anon, I don't have any images of Ballio saved on my computer, nor do I post any threads about it.If we went just one day without a dedicated Primarina thread, I'd stop. It'd only take one single Primarina-less day.
>>32005016
Well, tell the falseflaggers to stop. I'm tired of seeing such pathetic attempts at falseflagging too, even if I like Primarina.
>>32004958
Anon. which DQ is this monster from?
>>32005205
I can't remember all the ones it appears in, but I do know that it first appeared in Dragon Quest VIII.It's one of the few that can be recruited
>>32004949
Any sprites for cubble and its evos?
>>32005270SOON
While i do like those sprites they can use some work they kinda have that quartz look going on right now. Speaking of quartz wasn't there a remake of pokemon quartz but with good sprites?
>>32000231
you can't ruin something that didn't exist
>>32005761
If only you knew
>>32004908
>>32004807
helo