Go to https://randompokemon.com/ and generate six Pokémon.

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>>31991523
Looks like I'm becoming a pokemon Onahole.

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________

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my life depends on this shitty dinosaur plant starter

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Not even those legendaries can save me

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Fly, my M-Latias, fly.

If the 300 Bayleef are still coming after me though,, maybe I can use the other four to sate their appetite.

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:^)

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My ass is literally Camerupt

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Good guy Gabite saving the day.

>Chansey
>Skitty
>Pancham
>Helioptile
>Silcoon
>Corphish

Oh god.

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>>31991534
same

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>Steelix, use Earthquake!

>>31991534
PEW

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>>31991523
There are worse ways to go than suicune snu snu

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Pretty sure I get away, although my front lawn will be covered in charred dog fur.

>Bulbasaur
>Victini
>Doublade
>Stantler
>Registeel
>Torracat

I think I'll be just fine.

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>>31991523
>implying I don't want to be gangbanged by 300 Shaymin and Chesnaught

>Diglet
>Rayquaza mega
>gothita
>Gothitelle
>cubchoo
>Chatot

>Rayquaza mega

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>>31991523
I'm safe.

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Meloetta, leavanny, and mega lucario are wonderful and I do not dislike the other three so this is cool.

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If Gardevoir knows Teleport, I'm safe, otherwise this'll become a tentacle hentai. Or I could probably fly away on Scizor.

Do I have to? Seadra looks like it can give some good succ

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>>31995172

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>>31991523
Mega Sharpedos surround my house... Even with the Pokemon given I am probably fucked, unless Darkrai makes them fall asleep on turn 1 and I run off with Volcanion and the others.

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I don't think it would even be possible to unfuck myself in this situation.

>>31995260
Flying away on a Tranquill ;)

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Maybe Parasect can put them to sleep or some shit. If not I hope they're less angry or hungry.

>>31995305
>All 300 Mega Heracross used Rock Blast!
>Hit 1500 times!
I don't think there's any getting out of this one

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I think I'll be fine.

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My house and everything in its closest vicinity will be blown to bits.

>>31991523
>300 Karrablast vs time god
Not today. Or tomorrow.

>>31995417
but I'm smart and teach Mega Aggron "Dig" and prepare for a Post-Apocalyptic life in the wasteland.

>>31995345
>rock type techniques
>accurate
Pick one.

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>Nidoking used Earthquake!

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>>31991523
seems fine to me

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>>31991523
I think i'm just gonna kill myself instead.

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>>31991523
>Electrode used Allahu Akbar
>Drifblim used Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here

>budew
>deerling
>accelgor
>foongus
>groudon
>goodra

And I thought I was fucked, go groudon!

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>Can use the coccoons as meat shields
>3 flying types to deal 4x damage while the meat shields soak up all the damage

get fukt

>>31996119
>pheromosa used ice beam!

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>>31991523
I guess I have a bug type, so that's good

>torchic
>talonflame
>wurmple
>abra
>dartrix
>samurott

>>31995446
If only it would miss 300 times in a row

>>31991810

300 horny Chansey?

Did, you're the luckiest person on Earth!

>>31997029

Trade the Whismur for an Azumarill with Sap Sipper and make Scolipede's job so much easier

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I think I'm alright, unless they can phase through shit. Yveltal can just be Yveltal, Heatran can Lava Plume, Diance and Vespiquen can protect me, and Hakamo-o, as a monk, can drive spirits away or some shit. I don't know.