Go to https://randompokemon.com/ and generate six Pokémon.An angry, hungry, andhornyarmy consisting of 300 of the first Pokémon are outside of your house. With or without the use of the other five, find a way to unfuck yourself.
>>31991523
Looks like I'm becoming a pokemon Onahole.
________
my life depends on this shitty dinosaur plant starter
Not even those legendaries can save me
Fly, my M-Latias, fly.
If the 300 Bayleef are still coming after me though,, maybe I can use the other four to sate their appetite.
:^)
My ass is literally Camerupt
Good guy Gabite saving the day.
>Chansey
>Skitty
>Pancham
>Helioptile
>Silcoon
>Corphish
Oh god.
>>31991534
same
>Steelix, use Earthquake!
>>31991534
PEW
>>31991523
There are worse ways to go than suicune snu snu
Pretty sure I get away, although my front lawn will be covered in charred dog fur.
>Bulbasaur
>Victini
>Doublade
>Stantler
>Registeel
>Torracat
I think I'll be just fine.
>>31991523
>implying I don't want to be gangbanged by 300 Shayminand Chesnaught
>Diglet
>Rayquaza mega
>gothita
>Gothitelle
>cubchoo
>Chatot
>Rayquaza mega
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>31991523
I'm safe.
Meloetta, leavanny, and mega lucario are wonderful and I do not dislike the other three so this is cool.
If Gardevoir knows Teleport, I'm safe, otherwise this'll become a tentacle hentai. Or I could probably fly away on Scizor.
Do I have to? Seadra looks like it can give some good succ
>>31991523
Mega Sharpedos surround my house... Even with the Pokemon given I am probably fucked, unless Darkrai makes them fall asleep on turn 1 and I run off with Volcanion and the others.
I don't think it would even be possible to unfuck myself in this situation.
>>31995260
Flying away on a Tranquill ;)
Maybe Parasect can put them to sleep or some shit. If not I hope they're less angry or hungry.
>>31995305
>All 300 Mega Heracross used Rock Blast!
>Hit 1500 times!
I don't think there's any getting out of this one
I think I'll be fine.
My house and everything in its closest vicinity will be blown to bits.
>>31991523
>300 Karrablast vs time god
Not today. Or tomorrow.
>>31995417
but I'm smart and teach Mega Aggron "Dig" and prepare for a Post-Apocalyptic life in the wasteland.
>>31995345
>rock type techniques
>accurate
Pick one.
>Nidoking used Earthquake!
>>31991523
seems fine to me
>>31991523
I think i'm just gonna kill myself instead.
>>31991523
>Electrode used Allahu Akbar
>Drifblim used Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here
>budew
>deerling
>accelgor
>foongus
>groudon
>goodra
And I thought I was fucked, go groudon!
>Can use the coccoons as meat shields
>3 flying types to deal 4x damage while the meat shields soak up all the damage
get fukt
>>31996119
>pheromosa used ice beam!
>>31991523
I guess I have a bug type, so that's good
>torchic
>talonflame
>wurmple
>abra
>dartrix
>samurott
>>31995446
If only it would miss 300 times in a row
>>31991810
300 horny Chansey?
Did, you're the luckiest person on Earth!
>>31997029
Trade the Whismur for an Azumarill with Sap Sipper and make Scolipede's job so much easier
I think I'm alright, unless they can phase through shit. Yveltal can just be Yveltal, Heatran can Lava Plume, Diance and Vespiquen can protect me, and Hakamo-o, as a monk, can drive spirits away or some shit. I don't know.