/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>31987730
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>31987730
wow, you're really early today

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>>31987732
Helioptile: We should get moving before Golurk and Honedge come after us.

Osha: That's fine, we still need to find our friends too. And if we get cornered, I think between the three of us, we can take them down.

>What will you do? 5 decides

>>31987749
thank the otter for saving us from the trance

>>31987749
ask heliptile were to go and if he has an item that he can share with us.

>>31987749
Ask electrolizard to formally join the team.

>>31987730
I feel like one of these days, I should do like a full story write up instead of an increasingly abridged summary... but we have the screencap album so...

>>31987745
I am? Usually start around 7ish EST. I just wind up starting late because I'm trying to write up the 'story so far' summary'

>>31987774
Just a note if you want helioptile to join the team, they never made a heliolisk figure so she'll never be able to evolve v_v

>>31987774
Re

>>31987799
you can always pretend it's a heliolisk. attach a picture of heliolisk's face or something

>>31987879
Re

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>>31987766
>You ask Helioptile if she has any knowledge or items to share

Helioptile: I'm afraid I don't have any items on me... and I never really got to explore much myself, but I do know this room here is locked. I think the room back there is the kitchen? Not sure
There's also the upstairs, but I've never been there. Heard a lot of shuffling around up there recently too.

Osha: Well... hm, our friends could have gone anywhere here... Any ideas Ron?

>6 decides

>>31987879
Actually, another option is I could try and see if anyone has a 3D render of heliolisk and try and 3d print it... not that I'm great at painting tiny things though

>>31987904
Go upstairs, again making sure to scream on your way so your teammates know it's you coming. Also recruit the lizard

>>31987904
Recruit Helioptile, then head for the kitchen

>>31987917
Re

>>31987904
Kitchen means food, and food means useful items that we can ''borrow''.
lets go to the kitchen

>>31987917
This, but REE instead

>>31987957
RE3

>>31987954
re

>>31987904
Check out the kitchen, making sure to keep an eye out for any dangerous silverware that you can use as a weapon.

>>31987965
Re

still no gets

>>31987957
Re

>>31987965
this

>>31987964
re

>>31987799
you usually start your threads about this hour or a little earlier.

OP decides

>>31987954
re and try to take as many things as you can

>>31988006
ah, final lee

>>31988006
there we go

>>31987904
You a trail of fire and lead it to uncharted territory!

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>>31988006
>>31987954
>You may as well visit the last accessible room on the bottom floor and enter the room in the back. You enter the room and are greeted by a large table with place settings all around. A single candle lights the room. Paintings are hung on the wall of various scenes.

Helioptile: Oh, I guess this is the dining room? I just saw Golurk bring the tea from over this way, so I just assumed, but I guess the kitchen is further back.

Osha: Okay, let's... uh, let's... hang on... I feel kinda weird...

>Huh, you kind of feel odd yourself... could it be...?

>>31988094
>WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES!

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>>31988094
Gomamon(Osha): Ah, that's a bit better, but something still feels off?

Helioptile: W-what in the distortion world happened to you two??

Gomamon: What do you- a-AH. WHAT IN THE HELL AM I?

>You look down at your body too! You've been turned into some kind of flying pig rat??

???:Hehehe, have fun with this one! It's one of my favorites!

>You have been struck by the Curse of Franchise Displacement! As you progress, your form may shift into any number of things! You'll have to work as best you can until you can return to your original forms!

>2 next

>>31988122
fly over and punch the litwick in the face

>>31988122
Inspect that rightmost painting with a ring in it

>>31988122
All this form changing is making us hungry. EAT

>>31988122
we can fly it looks like
show off

>>31988122
Start panicking.

>>31988147
This but with sex

if dubs, op has to ask for a number again

>>31988170
but why

>>31988168
Re

>>31988168
This but with no sex

>>31988154
>o
this

>>31988122
accept your new curse and enjoy how it makes life more intersting

>>31988256
Shit a second off a reroll

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>>31988192
>>31988168
>>31988147
>With your new form as a Patamon, you flap your ears and fly over to the rightmost painting. There seems to be a pokemon in it holding one of those curse-breaking light rings! Despite your inspection however, there doesn't seem to be anything special about it. It's just a painting. No real ring here.

Helioptile: Yeah, I'm gonna stay... back here... Can't put my finger on it, but something about those forms is making me really hate you and want to make condescending marks.

>With nothing left to inspect, you decide to hump the painting vigorously. At least in part revenge for that other painting upstairs who spurned you.

>2 next

>>31988305
Sex the other painting next

>>31988305
Sex the candle on the table

>>31988305
Grab the Litwick and burn the paintings with it

>>31988332
This but with sex first

>>31988321
>>31988329
This and This while talking about the superiority of your new form!

>>31988332
what litwick? I only see a candle as OP said

>>31988347
In any case the paintings should be burned

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>>31988344
>>31988321
>>31988329
>You move over to the next painting of a young boy and his parent and start humping that one too. You know you were really weirded out at first by your new form, but you were growing to like it actually. You feel almost... cooler. Maybe with some occasional depth and action that you wouldn't normally have, but then years of disappointment later on. Oh yeah, you can also fly and have sex with things on the wall. Yeah, this is actually pretty gr-

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>>31988429
>Aw dammit. With no wings, you fall to the ground.

Blue Pikmin: I have a sudden urge to build things and try to help people, but in like, a really stupidly, suicidal way...

>7 next

>>31988441
grab osha and throw it

>>31988441
Grab the Litwick. Its fire shouldn't hurt you.

>>31988441
Sex Osha in our new form

>>31988441
Smack the Litwick/candle until it dies/flame goes out

>>31988441
Tell Blue Pikmin to hurl himself at the totally innocent candle on the table.

>>31988441
welp!

>>31988455
but that's not an otter

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>>31988455
Time to make more seeds

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>>31988455
>Wow, damn, Osha really managed to slim down! He's looking good. You decide to try and have sex with him. Again.

>You run over and attempt to have sex, but you soon discover that whatever it is you've turned into, you don't have any reproductive organs! They must reproduce some way other than sex!

>3 next

>>31988514
roll for whatever gets rolled below me

>>31988514
EAT

>>31988514
PUNCH CANDLE

>>31988514
eat candle

>>31988522
This but the paintings!

>>31988524
This, dammit.

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>>31988527
This, if you allow it. I wasn't specific

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>>31988538
>>31988527
>>31988522
>With your genitals MIA, you scrap the idea to sex up Osha for the time being and decide to try and eat something. While you've always been resistant to fire since you turned into a Tepig, now you suddenly feel like being near some fire. The burning candle on the table entices you... so you decide to eat that.
>You approach the candle which is definitely a candle and not obviously something else and take a bite of wax.

Blue Pikmin Osha: I-I don't want to... but I feel an inexplicable urge to follow people now...

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>>31988609
>The candle turns around and reveals itself as a litwick! Oh geez, how unexpected this is! You probably wouldn't have done this had you had any idea this was a pokemon! Any at all!

>Litwick begins to scream

Litwick: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>31988624
>Descending from the ceiling, a Chandelure plops down next to you, screaming in unison with with Litwick

Candle Ghosts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Helioptile: ARCEUS ABOVE, MAKE IT STOP!

>>31988653
>8 next

>>31988665
Start screaming with the ghosts

>>31988653
>>31988665
Scream in unison

>>31988653
Smack the Chandelure repeatedly with your fireproof leaf head, while also screaming

>>31988653
Does it look like that bitch has been eaten?! EAT THE FUCKING CANDLE...LITWICK

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>>31988665
Roll for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31988679
>>31988682
>>31988691
Re

>>31988687
This, but while screaming

>>31988665
Screaming party, join in

>>31988687
RE!

>>31988691
re

>>31988683
This but try to make it a three-part harmony

>>31988700
YESSSS!

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>>31988700

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>>31988700
>>31988687
Candle Mons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>All this screaming makes you want to join in!
Candle Mons + You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>But all this screaming is making you hungry. You still want to eat this candle! And hey, you're fireproof now, so nothing can go wrong!

>>31988750
its not like you're gonna kill it, it's already a ghost

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>>31988750
>You lean in for a bite and suddenly you mouth is full of burning! Oh fuck it hurts and burns, but... but you can't react like that... you... you need to be really cool about it for some reason! You just grit your teeth and scowl. Permanently.

Byakuya Osha: Wait- hang on, I feel really powerful now!

Helioptile: Then do something!

Osha: I-I can't. I need to save my true hidden power!

Helioptile: FOR WHAT???

Byakuya Osha: Nothing ever apparently!

>9 next

>>31988776
B A N K A I
A
N
K
A
I

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>>31988776
BANKAI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND DEFEAT CHANDELURE
I BET THEY'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM TOO
ALL THESE GHOSTS ARE IN ON IT IN THIS MANSION, AND B A N K A I IS THE ONLY ANSWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31988776
become a better anime

>>31988776
according to
>>31988609
>With your genitals MIA, you scrap the idea to sex up Osha for the time being

Thus! >>31988455
RE!
SEX UP OSHA!

>>31988776
Slice that candle up while still screaming, I guess
Goddammit I don't know anything about these other franchises to make punny references about

>>31988776
if dubs, who ever replies first to this post gets it.

>>31988793
RE!

>>31988779
>>31988789
Rolling to secure

>>31988806
DAT OSHA!

>>31988792
This, but after >>31988779 and >>31988789

>>31988792
even as a GM with complete control over this universe, that is far, far beyond my power

>>31988822
just in time

>>31988793
ONE LAST TRY!

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>>31988822
you did it f.am

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>this segment

>>31988832
Just changing the figurines again would be enough.

>>31988845
Ah, good point. I was thinking of that meaning "make bleach a better anime" and GOODNESS I AM ONLY ONE MAN

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>>31988779
>>31988789
>>31988792
>>31988822
>Maybe it's this body, but you get a sudden instinctive urge to build up your energy and unleash your TRUE POWER.
>"BAN-
>"-KAI!"

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>>31988897
>You change again! This time you feel less powerful, but probably a lot more entertaining, with much longer lasting appeal.

Sanji Osha: Okay, I know what to do this time!

>Sanji Osha rapidly kicks at Chandelure, but his foot just passes through.

Sanji Osha: Oh right, ghosts.

>Chandelure begins screaming louder

>0 next

>>31988932
Be censored by 4kids.

>>31988957
REEEEE

>>31988932
Start screaming and run away after a bit

Still screaming of course.

>>31988957
This, but with screaming

>>31988957
Rolé!

>>31988957
re

>>31988973
Ré

>>31988966
This, but get Helioptile to take on the candles in your stead

>>31988973

re

>>31988973
re

>>31988998
SO CLOSE
i know it was past the 5 minutes

>>31988957
I'll roll you
IN THE NEXT DIMENSION

>>31988998
thanks for trying

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>>31988966
>With all these changing shenanigans going on, you forgot to keep screaming with the candle mons.
>"AHHHHH" you yell, running out the room

>You continue screaming as you run down the hall, turning this way and that winding your way through the mansion.

>You run and run, screaming all the while, eventually, you find a door and run inside...

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>>31989045
>You're back in the dining room! Your sense of direction has become so bad, you've wound up right back where you started!

Sanji Osha: Helioptile, maybe you can do something?

Helioptile: I-I don't- Are they even attacking us?? They've just been screaming for like 5 minutes

>1 next

>>31989057
>>31988973
Re

>>31989057
Ask the candles why they're screaming and if there's anything you can do to help

>>31989062

>>31989057
>>31988957
Roll

>>31989073
This but ask them while screaming

>>31989057
Kick Litwick towards the wall with the intention of burning the paintings

>>31989057
Assume all future actions will involve screaming! Also get back to eating taht fucking candle

>>31989062
re
So, how are we doing so far with this puzzle, i think maybe in 1 hour we will get somewhere

>>31989100
is this even a puzzle?

>>31989104
Well it wasn't to start with... but yeah, maybe try stuff other than screaming and eating the candle?

>>31989114
squeal while eating the candle :^)

>>31989104
well, there is a problem and we can't just brute force our way into solving it, so i guess that makes it a puzzle.

>>31989123
We have had literally 0 suggestions to actually attack them.

>>31989144
i'm pretty sure eating is attacking

>>31989144
Why should we, scriptmaster?

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>>31989077
>"Alright candle mons. It's time you got sent to the Shadow Realm!"

Helioptile: The what?

Blue Eyes White Osha: Alright, I've got this one this time.

>>31989144
well. now i know what not to roll for.

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>>31989164
>Blue Eyes White Osha uses White Lightning Attack!

>Chandelure's life points have dropped to 0!

>5 next

>>31989178
play pot of greed

>>31989178
dark magic attack on litwick

>>31989189
What does that do?

>>31989178
Play Monster Reborn on Chandelure

>>31989192
stop

>>31989191
Re

>>31989189
re

>>31989192
You joking?

>>31989195
Re

>>31989192
It allows you to draw two cards. For some reason the card has a paragraph of text to explain that one sentence.

>>31989178
Now that you know i wouldn't try to roll for killing it you kill it on a roll that didn't say to attack it, wtf

>>31989204
https://youtu.be/fhO_530qSRg?t=469

>>31989178
SEX UP THAT DRAGON

>>31989235
I had a feeling you actually knew, but at the same time, I've been here long enough to always expect people to not know anything.

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>>31989199
>>31989191
>You wave your wand and strike the Litwick with a Dark Magic Attack!

>Litwick's life points drop to 0

>3 next

>>31989286
SHOOT SORRY, NOT 3 NEXT, FOLLOW UP PIC COMING

>>31989286
Now do this >>31989238

>>31989286
Scream your victory cry: "MARIOOOOOOOO"

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>>31989286
>Litwick and Chandelure fade from the room, and as they do, the left and right pictures on the wall disappear and are replaced with their contents. A number of berries and a seed on the left side and a Noibat with a light ring in its hand.

>NOW 3 next

>>31989328
Recruit Noibat after waking him and stealing his ring

>>31989328
Also, wrapping up soon. Get out whatever you want to

>>31989328
Use that ring quick!

>>31989328
Lament that there are no more heroes left in man, and use the ring.

>>31989339
Re

>>31989328
Insert Sword S, WideSwrd S, and LongSwrd S
Use Life Sword on the center portrait just because
Then take the ring and eat it

>>31989328
Use the ring, but only after shouting "Battle Routine! Set!"

>>31989342
Re

Wake up Noibat with

>>31989387
anon are you ok

>>31989367
>>31989364
Reroll for combining both of these

>>31989328
Die anywhere else

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>>31989393
>>31989367
>>31989364
>You thought for a second you knew what those things meant, but now you just have no idea. All you know is that you want food and to fight things, no matter the cost or consequences. Hey, you're starting to feel like your old self already!

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>>31989441
>You take Noibat's light ring and use it, finally lifting this curse.

Osha: Ah, finally. That was weird as all fuck.

Helioptile: Very. Let's never mention it again.

Osha: Agreed. Let's grab our spoils and move onwards.

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>>31989454
>You grab the Oran, Pecha, Cheri Berries and Scrappy Seed off the wall, while Osha helps Noibat up.

>Suddenly, a familiar presence bursts through the door

Golurk: GUESTS MUST RETURN. GUESTS MUST DRINK TEA. GUESTS MUST NOT BE DISTURBED.

Helioptile: Shit, run!

>You, Osha, Helioptile, and Noibat flee into the next room.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>31989454
we need to get Eva back, we've missed a lot of quality bonding time with our little soon to be a bloodthirsty dog/cat/rabbit/thing

Alright, I'm off. Thanks all who joined! Good night!

>>31989504
good night op, see you tomorrow and thanks for the thread

>>31989504
Night, OP. Sorry about the huge delay in screencaps, I got really busy the past few days and lost a lot of steam. Time to play the catch-up game again

Good night OP!

>>31989531
I was wondering where you went! Hope everything's okay. Don't worry too much about screencapping if things are getting too busy!

>>31989504
Good night OP