>you will never nervously ask the cute Skull Grunt you just

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>you will never nervously ask the cute Skull Grunt you just battled out on a date
>she will never laugh in response, your face turning bright red as all her Skull buddies start laughing at you
>she will never call out to you as you turn to walk away and say "I never said no" with a cheeky grin
>you will never feel the sting yet again as you realize the date is you hanging out with her and her Skull buddies from earlier at a bar
>you will never be goaded into getting black out drunk in a silly attempt to prove yourself
>she will never make a big deal about taking you home even though secretly she likes being depended on like this
>you will never wake up the next morning feeling like shit and hoping you never see another member of Team Skull for as long as you live, lest you die of embarrassment
>you will never be lured into the kitchen by the mysterious smell of sweet berry pancakes, despite the allure of staying in bed all day
>you will never be surprised to see her standing there with that shit eating grin again, as she gives you shit for being such a huge pussy
>you will never fall in love together
>you will never move in together
>you will never get married to a beautiful ex-Skull grunt
>you will never watch as your marriage falls apart after almost a decade, closed off emotionally
>you will never move out and be on your own for the first time in what feels like forever
>you will never pass out drunk every night, your love of drink blown into a full blown addiction
>you... probably will die alone regardless, so at least you have that to console you

it hurts, yo