"...We need to talk with you. Your mother was cleaning your room, and found these... these drawings of a Kirlia and human females doing... unmentionable things."
"We've known that your tastes have always been... odd, but this obsession needs to stop. Don't you want to have a relationship that can actually be fulfilled? Why not a nice Misdreavus or Swalot girl? Or maybe even a Roselia or a Grovyle? Hell, why not one of those... promiscuous Ditto? Anything HAS to be better than this, Son."
Good parents.
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(God, I'm NEVER going to have grandkids, am I?)