I'll start.
"Aw, it looks harmless!"
"It's actually kind of cute."
>*cue extreme close up of a buzzing horsefly*
>>31980211
"FU-TURE! FU-TURE! FU-TURE!"
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS
Boo-boo keys!
>>31980470
this is the ALOLA edition gdi
>>31980479
Oh. My bad.
It's kinda creepy looking when it moves...
> spongebob, what's that smell?
>that, Patrick is the smell of defeat
>good. I thought it was my skin.
>those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
>>31980470
Not alola but I always refer to Klefki as "boo-boo keys." Love that little dude.
>>31980520
IT'S BIG, SCARY, AND PINK
>>31980531
>not using the anchor arms joke
I got it
LETS GET NAKED
Oh, no tears son, we'll get in next year.
>>31980597
not Wishiwashi
0/10
Am I a pretty girl?
>>31980211
Mandatory:
"It was so ugly everyone died. The end."
>Does this look UNSURE to you?
...No
MY LEG
"Gary, go away. Can't you see I'm trying to forget you?"
>>31980570
>Not realizing that joke belongs to muscle bug
NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME
You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve
>>31980386
Well these claws ain't just for attractin mates!
>>31980660
My sides.
Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe.
"Too bad that didn't kill me"
>>31980678
But that bug didn't start as a wimp. It was always good.
"Can I get some extra salt?"
>>31980767
alternatively:
“You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?”
Where's the leak ma'am?
>>31980833
"I'll cool you off Quickster, with one of my Water Balls"
"Maybe I should get someone whose JOB it is to fix it! Because when I want a JOB done, I get someone with a JOB to do that JOOOOB!
We have technology.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Its a giraffe!
"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!"
F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors!
Gary. I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongey material.
I know of a place where you never get harmed.
I magical place, with magical charms!
Psychic terrian, Psychic terrain, Psychic terrain!
>>31980543
That's not the worm.That's his tongue.
>>31981159
RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!
>>31980641
>>31980570
His joke works better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRweYenyktw
>>31981070
Under rated
>>31981070
And say hello to used napkin!
BLUE JELLY?!