She shows up at your front door. What do you do?

Close it and go back to shitposting

>>31978569

wake up

>>31978569
Battle her, beat her, then kick her to the curb without taking any prize money

>>31978569
question op's sanity

>>31978569
say hi

Kick her pussy

>>31978569
>throw toy pokeball
>give halloween candy

Do like Invader Zim. And use her to get knowledge about pokemon then tell the Tallest about the weakness and finally see pokemon world fell as the Massive does an organic wipe and enslaves Ash and the other fags.

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>>31978569
>kidnap her
>train her to be my personal fleshlight
>never let her out again
>break her mind until she loves me
>educate her in weeb culture, so we can watch anime together forever

get off my lawn

>>31978971
Me: Knock! knock!

You: who's there?

Me: Fed.

You: fe fedex

Me: no, not FedEx, it's the federal police, come out with your hands up.

>>31978569
Tell her that Halloween is 7 months away.

>>31979806
Me: It's okay officer! I'm her teacher; I was just helping her out with her homework! Right, sweetie?

Girl: Y...yes, master...

Me: You see? Nothing to worry about! Are we good to go? There's a big test coming up, and we need to study HARD if we're gonna pass.