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Are you guys ready for the fartingest adventure of your lives?

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Are you guys ready for the fartingest adventure of your lives?
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>>31975103
So before I begin the story, I want to give you guys an idea of the quality of this book. It's bad
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>>31975103
Let's go!
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>>31975112
Really. Because with a title like that, I expected it to be great. How disappointing.
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>>31975112
Really bad. It's a copy printed version of the kindle edition in black and white on really thin paper. So I said fuck it and spent part of the night capping the kindle editon because if we're going to read this shit, than we at least need colors
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>>31975103
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>>31975112
>Website link
>In a fucking book
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BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>31975124
I know, right?

Here's the back cover, which is the online description verbatim. Now let's begin
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>>31975112
>4x3k
>flipped sideways
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>>31975136
Old-school /vp/ meme. I wonder how many people here now even remember or ever knew of that.
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Why does he use "Pokemon GO" as the Title instead of just "Pokemon"?
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>>31975112
>>31975131
learn to format you photos you fucking retard
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>>31975142
We be kindle from here on out because fuck this non-color having book
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How the fuck is the legal to sell?
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>Free fangames are taken down
>Things like these are still allowed to make money
Great priorities Nintendo
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>>31975148
MOST people don't want to acknowledge a shitty forced meme.
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>>31975157
>>31975144
Don't worry, everything's fine from here mostly

>>31975159
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>>31975155
it's hip and new and attracts kids
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>>31975155
Easy, because Pokemon GO is the "in" thing right now. I'm sure if Amazon offered self-publishing back in 1996, it would be "Pokemon Red and Blue" as the title. Basically taking advantage of search trends for a quick buck.
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>>31975103
>>31975112
>>31975131
>>31975159
IT BEGINS
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>>31975182
It's time for round one of "Guess where this art was stolen from!"
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I've got my copy!
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>>31975192
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>>31975182
>super-effective farts
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>>31975192

Well the Stunfisk is obviously from the anime. The episode where Cilan caught it, I believe.
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>>31975201
>behind their tusk
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>>31975213
>lights a match behind their tusk as they're about to fart
what
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>>31975213
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>>31975223
probably a typo for "tush"
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>>31975224
Don't worry there's no missing page 9, I just misnumbered everything from here.

Time for round two!
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>>31975237
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>>31975237
>transparent background behind the pikachu
>isn't actually transparent
>picture of the transparent background
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>>31975244
>even the toughest ones with just one pokeball

That, kids, is what we call "foreshadowing."
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So how likely is it that this guy has a fart fetish?
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>>31975256
>>31975266
I want to say "highly"
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I'm scared
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So what are the chances this guy legitimately thinks that every image on Google is public domain?
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>>31975244
>Not knowing any Pokemon's plural is the same as its singular
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>>31975270
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>>31975270
"No, my Pokemon are fine except for my pokemon which isn't fine"
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>>31975273
You'd be surprised just how uncommon that knowledge actually is.
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>>31975270
If my pikachu was like this I'd box the fucker
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>>31975272
He also clearly found the pictures first, then wrote the accompanying text. Like, the first result he found for Eevee was two of them, so he just made it "two Eevees."
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>>31975278
And it begins
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>>31975103

What the fuck is this shit.
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>this entire thread
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>Super effective farts
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>>31975289
>>31975271
Hold me
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>>31975192
This thing's getting more illegal by the minute.
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>>31975299
Time for round four!
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>>31975289
>I need your pikachu to fart for me
What 3rd rate Hentai was this ripped from?
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>>31975308
>that speech bubble
5 milliseconds in paint
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>>31975237
>screenshot from the anime
>and then that art
>those legs
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>>31975308
>>31975299
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Once Idubbbz reopens his box we need to send him 50 of these
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>>31975308
Is that Source Filmmaker garbage?
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>>31975308
I like how there isn't a sliver of consistancy with these google images
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>>31975320
This was all the text on this page.

>>31975310
You don't understand.

This IS the third rate hentai.
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>>31975308

So if the conceit here is that this is a diary, and that Pikachu or whoever wrote this is putting those photos in the diary, why does that picture have a text bubble? It's a photograph. And for that matter, why are they using thumbtacks to put photos in a notebook? That makes no sense.

Guys, I'm starting to suspect that this isn't very well-written.
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>>31975159
>niantic first
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>>31975308
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>>31975308
>Fart fetish video screenshot
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>>31975335
This book in a nutshell
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>>31975335
I wonder what will happen next....
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>>31975308
>that last pic is literally from an SFM farting fetish video
I want to fucking die
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>>31975196
REMINDER THAT THIS IS A REAL PICTURE FROM AN AMAZON REVIEW
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how many pages are there?
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>>31975346
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>>31975346
probably nothing
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I wonder how much of /vp/ are closet fart fetishists.
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>>31975346
This book isn't even soo bad it's good, it's just bad .
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>>31975360
>>31975358
a little over 80, including the ads for other books.

kill me
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My kid brother has "Diary of a Minecraft zombie"

There is a lot of this kind of garbage floating around
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>>31975366
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>31975366
I remember a time when I was
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>>31975371
I'm cringing

I really am
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>>31975366
I wonder how many tripfags are actually 10 year olds who think luvdisc evolves into Alomomola
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>>31975375
>doing my bait
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>>31975161
The author must have either paid licensing to use this, or Gamefreak/Nintendo didn't care to send a C&D
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>>31975386
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>>31975388
At least one...
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reminder that this has at least 8 books
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>>31975390
Nintendo learned with the mario porn that it's probably too much effort to go and stamp out every case of it. But they should really make an exception here.

>>31975392
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>>31975392
>Pokeball not an option
Is this just Ash's Pikachu where it hates Pokeballs, or do farts seep through the ball
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>>31975371
>80 pages
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>>31975373
Every time I see a thread like this, I can't help but think "what's stopping me from self-publishing a book based on the latest trend." I mean, compared to a lot of the shit that's out there, my attempt wouldn't be that bad. Hell, on the subject of Minecraft, just look at how shitty Story Mode is.
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>>31975392
>THEY LITERALLY DON'T EVEN CONSIDER PUTTING IT IN ITS POKEBALL
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>>31975406
kill me
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>>31975386
>tfw you dont have a mom that's in a different art style than the one you're in
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>>31975407
Please don't make me try to rationalize this book

>>31975406
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>>31975392
Just put the Pikachu in the PC or a Pokeball.
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>>31975392
put him in a POKÉ BALL?
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>>31975406
Ppppppppppppppppfffffffffffftttttttttttt.
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>>31975371
>80+ pages
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>>31975420
>Favorite
>probably beans
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>>31975420
WELL QUIT EATING BEANS YOU DUMB FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>31975308
I FUCKING KNEW THIS BOOK WOULD HAVE ACTUAL FART FETISH PICTURES
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>>31975434
ACTUALLY FUCKING BEANS
STOP FUCKING EATING BEANS YOU FARTING FUCK
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>>31975434
Is this the HG thread?
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>>31975434
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>>31975446
what the fuck
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I'm suicidal and this is making it worse
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>>31975434
But Opee, that would require the story to stop revolving around farts.
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>>31975446
>this is an actual page
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>>31975446
why
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>>31975446
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>>31975420
>I can practically hear my dogs barking
Excuse me, what?
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>>31975446
nigga what
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>>31975446
LOL now that won't need image rights, straight from Paint
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>>31975446
what even what
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>>31975465

What board is /he/? Never heard of that one.
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>>31975465
Be real with me guys

would you be okay living with yourself knowing Luke was your rival? I wouldn't
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>>31975465
Who /he/ here?
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>>31975465
>tush
>Loserino
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>>31975480
who the hell is luke
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>>31975446
>that dildo is supposed to be a can of beans
>the "Beans" is cut off at "Be"
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>>31975480
THIS IS INCONSISTENT WITH ANIME CANON. NOW I AM ANGRY.
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>>31975480
Luke is an asshole
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>>31975478
Probably a mixture of /h/ and /e/.
This actually makes sense.
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>They actually did research
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Luke
>>31975486
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>couldn't even be bothered to hit the italics button
This book is the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>31975497
No, you should not be feeling okay, and this is not a blessing in disguise, Pikachu.
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Here I am on an anonymous imageboard for pokemon

Reading a book most likely written by and for fart fetishists

where did I go wrong
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>>31975507
Hmmm?
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>>31975509
>Reading a book most likely written by and for fart fetishists
And marketed to children under the age of 12.
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I could have lived quite happy without knowing this thing existed.
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>>31975486
Amateur film producer/director in the BW anime. He has a Golett as his cameraman, and a Zorua as his lead actress.

It's also implying the Pikachu's trainer is Lyra.
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>>31975512
>there were tears in his eyes as she described exactly how Team Rocket had come along and stolen her Pokemon
>there were tears in his eyes as she
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>>31975512
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>>31975532
Ze is gender fluid and ze transitioned mid-sentence.

You bigot.
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>>31975532
Oh just you wait, pal
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>tfw you now realize pelago is just a huge stinky mass of land
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>>31975537
https://youtu.be/KoDGPVgYuRQ

Alright kids, remember carefully which pokemon Lyra sent out
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>>31975552
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>>31975556
Jesus christ this battle
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>>31975567
>Pikachu...Fart Attack!
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>>31975577
eugh


Now kids, do you still remember the pokemon Lyra sent out?
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>>31975103
Here we go!
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>>31975583
That's right! She sent out a Poliwhi-


fuck this book
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>>31975583
>Cute little tushie

kill me
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>>31975595
>Making the Pokerap mistake
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>>31975583

I don't even know which image to post in reaction to this right now...
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>>31975595
Here's the halfway mark. I need some water before I continue.
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>>31975595
>sent out a poliwhirl
>picture of poliwag
>literally the same mistake as the pokerap
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>>31975595
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>>31975320
She has a Vulpix, TWO Eevees and a Farfetch'd.
Tell me again why she doesn't just use those instead?
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>>31975224
>all that blank space
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I need more reaction images
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>>31975171
Woah now! They are already talking shit on Derpfish?! The fuck did he do to deserve the shame of this book?
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>>31975615
Because, like this Pikachu, Lyra is a dumbass

>>31975607
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>>31975650
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
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>>31975650
>all this empty space on so many pages
literal scam
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>>31975659
>book 9
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>>31975659

...wow. That's some low, low effort.
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>>31975659
>So this is the farting Pikachu I've heard so much about.

There are so many fucking things wrong with that sentence I don't even know where to begin
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>>31975671
oh it gets worse

why did I expect different
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>>31975537
>Her boyfriend's Pokemon
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE
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>>31975671
Is this supposed to be Lt. Surge?
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>>31975689
I think so.

>>31975679
I feel sick
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>>31975679
>almost like my butt was singing in celebration of winning
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What's so weird about all of this is that, small errors aside, the grammar is mostly fine. Like, whoever wrote this isn't an idiot. It's someone who can write at least marginally competent English. And he clearly does know the series reasonably well. He's just incredibly, incredibly lazy.
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>>31975465
>/he/
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>>31975694
Well gee pikachu, maybe the kids are running away from your smelly ass.
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>>31975694
>Tushy McBottomchu
I never knew this book could be any worse.
I was wrong.
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>>31975694
>Prrrt
We're going full deviantart here lads
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>>31975704
>>31975711
Don't hold your breath. Or do. Pikachu won't stop farting
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>>31975704
I wonder if it has to do with "le spopy lavender town xD"
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>>31975714
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>>31975714
>So far they've ruled out all people.

Um... ok. Well done, police. That's some good work.
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>>31975725
The mystery deepens....
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>>31975714
>doesnt explain why they are involved
this actually mad me mad, unlike the rest that just made me cringe. How could this "writer" possibly get lazier?
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>>31975694
>Tushy McBottomchu
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>>31975740
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>>31975465
>/he/
What?
No really, I've never seen a / used like that before.
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>>31975446
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>>31975282
because it's not true
>>
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>>31975749
>>31975716
Actually it's mewtwo.

Wacky ol' Mewtwo, abducting kids for....reasons
>>
>>31975771
>MEWTWO
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>>31975103
FINALLY!!!
>>
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>>31975771
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>>31975771
Which legends? Mewtwo doesn't have any myths/folklore behind it, it's a man-made experiment with some written documentation.
>>
>>31975787
At least you can talk, who are you?
>>
>>31975480
>haha
>>
>>31975771
>Mewtwo, a man-made Pokemon whose was kept secret by Team Rocket, and now resides in a cave that can only be visited by a champion
>In legends
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>>31975787
Damnit Mewtwo didn't you learn after the first two movies that you can't just go do shit like this?
>>
>>31975787
Fucker probably browses /int/ as well.
tfw Mewtwo knows Japanese and you still don't.
>>
>>31975787
I know Pikachu's going to fart Mewtwo to death or some other BS and I already hate it
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>>31975196
Is that your son?
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I'm waiting for the next page,I gotta see how this ends.
>>
>>31975807
but >>31975256
>>
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>>31975802
https://youtu.be/Dlr90NLDp-0

>>31975807
>>
>>31975820
Oh god
>>
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>>31975820
>Stop that!

Who knew Mewtwo, out of everyone, would be the sole source of reason in this fucking book.
>>
>>31975802
Just realized that Mewtwo kind of sounds like a commie.
>>
Never before have I felt this much pain from reading. This story makes me want to die.
>>
>nobody has posted the fart copypasta yet
shameful
>>
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>>31975837
Oh hey look, Pendleton Ward. I wonder if this guy is trying to say something

https://youtu.be/vJjeesteTEg
>>
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>>31975837
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>>31975820
>The Mewtwo recoiled in disgust and dropped me.
Literally everyone in this thread right now
>>
>>31975807
You called it
>>
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>>31975859

>>31975256
>>31975872
>>31975807
>>31975819
>>
at least on person in this thread is fapping right now

I guarantee it
>>
>>31975882
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>
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>>31975882
I can't handle this
>>
>>31975882
Gen I Fire spin mechanics.
>>
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>>31975882
How about you see a doctor instead of embracing it you yellow fuck
>>
>>31975103
Just want to say, thank you OP for suffering through this for all of us
>>
>>31975905
where does it end
>>
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>>31975905
We're coming in on the homestretch, folks! I just need a quick piss break
>>
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>>31975905
>>
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>>31975725
What indeed...
>>
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>>31975882
>A legendary get beaten by farts only
>Caught Mewtwo in a regular pokeball
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>>31975923
SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR
>>
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>>31975923
>>
>>31975923
>He's still a Pikachu
>>
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>>31975923
>>
>>31975480
Out of all the rivals this guy can choose, he chose Luke. I watch the anime and I never even heard of Luke
>>
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>>31975958
I demand this stops instantly
>>
>>31975958
I want the fart fetish video screenshots to stop
>>
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>>31975335
I can't fucking breathe this his hilariously stupid
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>>31975958
>ANOTHER FUCKING DEVIANTART FETISH PICTURE
>>
>>31975958
>>31975923
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>31975958
this fucking imagery is disturbing
>>
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>>31975923
>wet and icky!
Thanks, I totally needed to know that.
>>
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>>31975986
>In victory road for nearly a week
>>
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>>31975958
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>>31975986
NO, NURSE JOY, THEY ARE A BAD THING. REMEMBER THIS PIKACHU FARTED A FUCKING HOLE INTO A WALL? I DO
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>>31975986
>almost a week in Victory Road
>>
>>31975986
He's going to defeat the champion through farts isn't he
>>
>>31975986
>Victory Road for a week
The trainer is retarded, right?
>>
>>31975986
Pikachu is going to murder more Pokemon with farts.
When will the horror end?
>>
>google pikachu fart
>find both fetish images the author used on the first fucking page
There is no way in hell he clicked on these not knowing they are fetish art
http://luigi110.deviantart.com/art/Winds-and-Thunder-491118332
http://fnafplayer64.deviantart.com/art/Ask-my-Gassy-Pikachu-631319498
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>>31976003
THIS IS GETTING WORSE AS TIME GOES BY
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>>31975923

its actually disturbing that the author is making money out if this
>>
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>>31976003
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>>31976003
>"...that doesn't have to be a bad thing."
>>
somebody should be taking screencaps of this thread
>>
>>31976027
>CONTROLLING FARTS
>>
>>31976027
This manages to get worse on every single page. It's actually impressive.
>>
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>>31976027
It took 65 fucking pages for pikachu to figure out that it should hold in its farts.
>>
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>>31976027
>a pioneer in the field of farting Pokemon!
>>
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>this entire thread
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>>31976041
We're on the final stretch now lads.
>>
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>>31976050
>>31976027
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>>31976041
>My tush feels like a meowth who has just come in from the rain.

Let that image sink in
>>
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>>31975986
Dear god
On another note, what type is Fart Attack?
>>
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>>31976058
>easily defeats three elite four members
>those battles aren't even written or brought up
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing anymore
>>
I swear to fuck if this pikachu's final attack is it squirting projectile diarhea out of it's ass I am going to die
>>
>>31976068
>farts keep getting wetter
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
>>
>>31976068
That's the new exclusive Z-move it's getting in Stars/Prism/Earth/DPremakes/whatever
>>
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>>31976058

>>31976064
Maybe Flying?
>>
>some kid's fart fetish is going to be awakened thanks to this book
>>
>>31976068
>>31976080
i've had this awful feeling of dread something was going to happen like that since page 45
>>
>>31976064
Maybe it's Water/Ground.
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>>31976088
I think this pikachu may have stomach cancer
>>
>>31976088
>Monday, Just Before the Champion not in the correct font
>no punctuation anymore for the farts
He can't keep getting away with this
>>
>>31976101
>>
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>>31976101
https://youtu.be/iDFEUfS4r_A

That Dragonite knows what book it's in, doesn't it?
>>
gonna need a new thread so we can post reactions to the final pagess
>>
>>31976101
And then Pikachu killed a Dragonite with explosive Diarhea. The end.
>>
>>31976113
That seems like an appropriate visage to assume with the way this /book/ has gone.
>>
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>>31976113
Oh hey, that vuplix survived
>>
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>>31975335
Will you read the russian book knock off? I'm intrested on what's this is all about.
>>
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>>31976091
Hes going to shit on the champion isn't he?
>>
>>31975354
>SFM
It's garrys mod
>>
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>>31976133
>nervous and excited and farting up my own storm
I can't do this.
>>
>>31976123
>>31976133
>Location 390
What did he mean by this?
>>
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>>31976133
>Was this even legal?

Shh, nobody tell him
>>
>>31976146
>Let loose the biggest thundershock
this better not be headed where I think it is.
>>
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>>31976146
>>
>>31976146
Please no
>>
>>31976151
it totally is
>>
>>31976153
>no poop mentioned
PRAISE ALLAH
>>
>Pikachu uses diaperbeam
>>
>>31976146
tootershock lol
>>
>>31976153
Oh, good. It didn't shit itself.
>>
>>31976146
>Was this even legal?

>he just now started questioning this
>>
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>>31976153
They say if you stare at this page a little after midnight, you can hear Red Smith laughing as he counts your money
>>
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>>31976153
STOP
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
AT LEAST IT DIDN'T SHIT ON THE DRAGONITE
>>
>>31976159
lol
>>
>>31975809
my wifes son to be exact
>>
>>31976159
lol
>>
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>>31976166
>>31976164
Don't worry, theres maybe...6 pages and my personal review left
>>
>>31976164
Holy shit even Mega Flygon ended up in this wondeful story.
>>
>>31976164
Is this real
>>
I WANTED HIM TO SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also RED Smith

I think I know who's behind this
>>
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man what is this fucking shit? this gay ass turd for a cancerous pokemon GAY book about a mother fuckin pikajew is just propaganda is fart fetish to make kids think its normal!
>>
>>31976180
>TSUNDERE FOR ITS FARTS
>>
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>>31976180
>farts are gone
>>
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>>31976180
>>
>>31976153
I don't think the farting is pikachu's problem, I'd be more concerned with his constant changing of art style
>>
I think I may have made a grave mistake in entering this thread...
>>
>>31976180
>not that I missed the way they smelled or anything
haha
>>
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>>31976195
>I won't rest until I find a way to restore my farts
>>
>>31976178
Did he enjoy it?
>>
that was a shitty book
>>
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>>31976195
>I won't rest until I find a way to restore my farts
>>
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>>31976195
The end. Almost. The last five pages are links to his other books, and surprise surprise. One is about farting
>>
>>31975497
>I think I can taste it too

..I'm starting to doubt that this book is aimed at children.
>>
>>31976195
>something to look into
>restore
Why
>>
include me in the screencap
>>
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>>31976212
Oh god
>>
>>31976212
Are there sequels to this story? Please tell me there are sequels.
>>
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>>31976212
>>
>>31976212
no way
>>
>>31975366
>closet
there are five or six fartfags on /vp/ I am aware of, myself included, good thing all of the decent threads are too normie for the tripfags that shit up threads just by existing

>>31975308
>fucking gmod fart video screencap
I already knew this was going to be a shitshow, but this is worse than I could have possibly imagined
>>
>>31976223
>If you like reading this
>like reading this
>>
>>31976223
>Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob
>>
>>31976212
Can you do the russian book knock off? Please. I really want to know what it is. >>31976124
>>
>>31976223
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>
>>31976223
Why
>>
Could somebody delete an image? I want to leave you guys with a link to review the book.
>>
>>31976223
what the fuck
>>
I am glad it's over.
>>
Were out of image bumps.Oh man,new thread when?Was that all 80 pages?
>>
>>31976212
What a lovely story.
Thank you sharing this with us, OP. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to throw up.
>>
>>31976223
no fucking way
>>
>>31976182
It's Vikavolt. It'll be on the page...eventually...
>>
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And, to deliver fully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-EhLe9cfE

Don't forget to leave a review!
>>
>>31976237
Deleted an image, just for you.
>>
>>31976195
>I won't rest until I find a way to restore my farts

TOP.
FUCKING.
KEK.
>>
>>31976231
Like we can all read Russian here.
>>
>>31976262
>Diary of a Wimpy Pikachu 12
WHO THE FUCK BUYS THIS SHIT
>>
>>31976262
Fucking madman OP.
>>
>>31976124
that book sucks
>>
>>31976262
on this day OP was not a faggot
>>
>>31976262
>I do hope you Enjoyed (capitalized for no reason) it as much as I do (wrong tense) writing it.
>review ,copy
It managed to get worse on the last page.
>>
>>31976262
Wait a second that doesn't even lead you to a review link, just the authors page

FUCK YOU Red Smith
>>
>>31976262
>that fucking ending
I'm so glad I was here to witness this even though I was only here for the last bit
>>
>>31976262
OP leave an insulting review on amazon pls
>>
>>31976262
Thank you OP.
Your review was really informative, maybe you should send it to Red Smith.
>>
>Park ranger comes home to his wife
>"Honey you wouldn't believe what I found nailed to a tree today"
>>
>>31976318
To be continued...
>>
>>31976262
What a wild ride
>>
>>31976317
Maybe. But for now I think I'm going to stop making impulse purchases for a while.

>>31975326
I do still have the other copy arriving at the end of the month. I'll send that one his way
>>
>>31975882
>Mewtwo fainted
>Trainer throws pokeball at it
I'm triggered
>>
>>31976223
Post this page on /asp/ desu
>>
>>31976392
with all the awful farting going on this didn't even occur to me
>>
>>31976381
How much did you pay for it OP ?
Best thread in months by the way.
>>
>>31976407
$9.39 for the B&N copy linked in the first thread, and $7.60 for the Amazon copy which came with a free Kindle version. The beans and ketchup were maybe three bucks.
>Best thread in months
Thanks, you too
>>
>>31976381
attach a note saying "With love, /vp/"
>>
>>31976435
Oh that's OK, I've spent more on stupid shit before. Stick to beans for a few days and you'll gain back all the money.
>>
>>31976478
Can do. c:
>>
>>31976486
here's your shitty thread screencap
Put that in the review too
https://my.mixtape.moe/whrawk.png
>>
>>31976268
I wanted to save that image...
>>
>>31976535
https://my.mixtape.moe/ifxwju.jpg
Just for you.
>>
>>31976497
Sweet
>>
We need to track down Red Smith and show him to the world.
>>
>>31976551
The World has done nothing to deserve that.
>>
Hey OP can you upload all the pages to Mega or something?
>>
Well, that was a terrible way to spend a half hour. Thanks for story time, OP.
>>
>>31976003
Nurse Joy confirmed a fartfag
>>
>>31976663
sure. gimme a sec
>>
>>31976715
Thanks, you've done a great thing today.
>>
>>31976757
First time using mega to link shit but here you go

https://mega.nz/#F!DZJHGZLK!knawUCEwNFtDA3epiIRUuQ
>>
>>31976182
Delete this
>>
>>31976772
Thanks, really appreciate it.
>>
>>31976223
i'm clicking the link present in the image but it doesn't open, i don't have a touchscreen on my pc
any solution?
>>
Screw Finnegans Wake, Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest, and all those other so-called "books" that /lit/ creams themselves over. This is true literature.
>>
>>31976792

Are you joking? I'm pretty sure you're joking. But in case you're actually that dumb, it's an image. It's a picture of a link, not an actual link. If, for some reason, you actually want to go there, type the address in manually.
>>
>this thread
>>
I want to die
>>
I just read the post, not the actual scans.
I don't want to read the scans.
>>
I just want it known I was here for this
>>
>>31976262
Please tell me all those reviews are fake/sarcasm.
>>
someone cap this
>>
>>31953461
>>31953481
>i-i-it's just for kids who still think farts are funny
blown the fuck out
>>
give this book a rating out of 10
>>
>>31977926
-100/10
>>
>>31977926
cake farts/10
>>
God damn it, I chose to lurk /vp/ now of all times.
>>
>>31975244
Electric/poison alolan pikachu when?
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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