>See this >wat do?

Kick it

>>31972651
Viscous headbutt on it's snout

>>31972662
fibby pibby

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>31972651
Hug it.

>>31972682
you're still facing it if you turn 360 degrees you retard

>>31972651
I'm going to pick Popplio when offered the chance. I will be detached from the get-go but I'll pretend to reciprocate the love Popplio has for me. I'll be sure to show it photos of Primarinas looking elegant and beautiful, making it really look forward to being a Primarina. A different fate awaits though. Popplio will evolve into Brionne and look at me with joy, but in that moment a heavy collar fitted with Everstones will be placed on it's neck and it will be dragged to the depths of the mines of PokéPelago. In the opressive darkness, Brionne will work alone, 16 hours a day, crying alone, with no else mining beside her. She might try to escape, but the island will be heavily guarded by cold, emotionless Magneton and Magnezone that will have no problem shocking it straight. Maybe they'll ever thunder wave it and taunt it with small shocks as it tries to mine while paralyzed. In the water, cold, emotionless Dhelmise wait patiently in case Brionne makes it to the water. It will be fed a small amount of moldy food and stale water everyday and nothing else. It will cry in the dark, not understanding why its trainer is doing, but maybe taking solace into knowing all those minerals mined with blood sweat and tears will be useful to me. Little does it know I won't use it ever: everything that is mined gets instantly dumped into the ocean.

>>31972885
A few years down the road Brionne will finally give in: the body won't move anymore, despite repeated shocks. That's when I'll come back. I'll go to the mine and pick up Brionne's battered, scarred body. Brionne will shed a tear of happiness, followed by many other tears of sadness when I say to it's face "I've always hated you". I will tie a large rock to it's tail and dump it into the ocean. As Brionne sinks, its tears unnoticeable in the ocean, it might look at the seafloor and realize that all those stones are the ones it mined. That's where true despair sets in: when Brionne realizes it suffered a lifetime for absolutely no reason. Last thing Brionne will see will be a rusty anchor belonging to one of the guard Dhelmise descending and bisecting its tiny body in half, as Brionne drifts away into darkness forever.

>>31972849
Its a meme you newfag

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>come home from work to see this on front page

I hate you, Brionne! You're like a curse!

>>31972651
End this pathetic disgusting piece of shit's life in front of its sissy faggot fans

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>>31972885
>>31972892
>>31972909

>>31972909
>A-Am I cool yet for hating girly things, guys?

>>31972914
Preach brother *scratches neckbeard* those fucking kids with their monster pokémons and shit don't realize true maturity comes from liking cute girly pokémon *hugs waifu pillow* Anyway *adjusts fedora* I hope to see you at the next brony convention together will all the other gentlemen that unfortunately get friendzoned by wenches everyday *muches Doritos and Mountain Dew*

>>31972651
I would probably hug it back or something I don't know

>>31972914
People call Decidueye fans nu-males but they're actually just normies. To be honest it's the Primarinafags who fit the bill more.

>>31972705
This

>>31972912
>dumb phoneposter
>calls everything edgy
>>>/r/eddit

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>>31973211
>phoneposter
>implying

>>31972914
I don't hate it for being girly. I hate it because it's ugly

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>>31972909
>>31972892
>>31972885
>Not EV training your Popplio for 252 SpDef and 252 StAtk + Assault Vest
>Not going to fuck up some owlfag's day

>>31972651
Cuddle. My wife wants upsies.

>>31973106
>Primarina fags
>Decidueye fans
Hi owlfag

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>>31975772
Why did you save this thread, you imbecile? it was so close to dying.

>>31972651
KISSU ON THE NOSE/CHEEK~
>>31975799
this

>>31973223
>IMG_1265
>not dumb phoneposter

>>31975772
No shit, why would anyone with a shred of good taste prefer the gay seal over the cool owl.

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>>31975987

>>31975987
t. buttmad owlfag

>>31972651
get the gun

Uh, train it since it's a Pokemon?
Seriously I'm not picky

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>>31972651
Open the trash can.

>>31972651
befriend

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>>31972651
I cherish its friendship and raise it as my child.

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>>31972651
>push away because i get spooked easily
>she gets sad
>I feel bad so i get closer to apologize
>see how cute it is
>take her as a companion
>she evolves and becomes even more beautiful
>develop a closer and closer bond with her
>just keep battling because Pokémon are not for lewd, you pervert

>>31975841

You can change filenames on iPhones now so your dumb meme is dead.

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>>31978331

Lies.

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>>31978331

>he doesn't train his Primarina's throat daily

Your Primarina must be shit in battle.

>>31972651
Piss in his mouth

>>31972651
I'm assuming it's going in for a hug, so I guess I'd let it.

>>31978477
Have fun feeling its sharp fangs pierce your dick

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>>31978832

>implying my Primarina is that unskilled

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>>31978832
Can't have everything in life, right? I bet it's not to bad

>>31972651
Club it.

>>31972896
That's also apart of the meme you retard.

>>31972651
Catch him and ask "Primarina? How did you revert back a stage? Damn you, Pokémon Kaiser!"

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Inflate it.

>>31979376
die

>>31979419
You first.

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>>31979425

>>31972651
Ignore it because its evolution line is incredibly boring.

>>31972651
Catch it because its evolution line is incredibly fascinating and fun

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>>31972651

D'aww... Of course I'll give you a hug!

>>31972651
>>31978328
>>31979376
>>31980488
le slutseal

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>>31980488

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>>31980488
Dubs confirm Brionne is for hugging

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>>31972849
>What is moonwalking

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>>31972651
Tell her that's fine cry, you don't always have to pretend to be strong. There's no need to prove all the time that everything is going well.

>>31981344
Translation?