Spring Edition
>>31967468
god bless eeveeica
>>31968083
based autism cat
would you rather have a big or a small one?i want a big vaporeon is for big fish cuddles
>>31968121
I never knew I needed this until now. Thanks Anon.
>>31968231
I'd want a big one for the same reason:big ribbon cuddles.
why is the fishcat so thirsty
>>31968334
The water for Hydro Pump has to come from somewhere.
>>31968231
Bigger is better.
>>31968231
I'll go with big
>>31968266
I was worried it had been posted before but I guess not.
>>31967091
the eevees are for dressing up
>>31968599
They look cute dressed up
>>31968599
But it must be troublesome for a quadruped to wear big frilly dresses, they'd drag
>>31968599
quite
>>31968658
You could always keep it simple and just use a scarf.
>>31968709
Scarves are nice
>>31968709
Accessorizing would be great, I hope it becomes a feature at some point in the games
>>31968735
It actually was a feature back in Gen V, but only in a limited form. I don't have any good screenshots of it, but the Pokemon Musical let you put little accessories onto your Pokemon's sprites temporarily. Sadly, it wouldn't be carried over into battle or anything else besides the Musical, but it was fun regardless.
>>31968772
Yeah, there was that and the accessory case in Gen IV. With sprites it might have been doable, but making things that would fit all the 3d models is probably too much work for Game Freak
>>31968599
>tfw no eevee to play dressup with
Add that to the list of reasons I'm sad Eevees aren't real
Would you let Sylveon dress you up?
>>31969190
It'd probably be fun to do at least once.
>>31969190
I like to imagine Sylveon tries to ribbon up whoever it can when the opportunity arises
>>31969706
I like that idea too.
No Eeveelution sucking allowed, except for sucking in battle
>>31970106
I would say "don't say such mean things about Flareon", but I have to agree with you. All I can say is, even though it's useless in battle, at least it's super fluffy and snuggly.
>>31970148
Flareon is definitely the king of fluff
>>31970216
Yeah, I feel like Flareon is much better for cuddling than battling. I still wish it was good at both, though.
>>31970264
What would it take to make Flareon viable
>>31970460
Which picture is that cropped from, do you have the pixiv I'd for it
>>31970474
The artist is itameshi, you could probably find it on monosodium glutamate.
>>31970443
A mega or a sick hidden ability, some form of priority, and more than 2 moves
>>31970485
I've typeset most of his translated pictures off of there I just don't recall seeing that particular one
>>31970443
I'm not much of a competitive battler, but I believe the biggest problems people have with with Flareon are that it's slow (its Speed is only 65) and lacks good moves. It's also weak to Stealth Rock. It has a great Attack stat (130), but as far as I can tell, the only good physical attacks it has are Flare Blitz, Double Edge, and Return, two of which deal recoil damage.
It mainly needs a broader movepool. Making it faster would be nice too. If you swapped its Speed (65) and Special Attack (95) stats, it would be better. I mean, really, it doesn't need a 95 in Special Attack in the first place, nobody uses it as a special attacker anyway.
>>31970515
the detail
it concerns me ever so slightly
>>31970550
fun fact: i went against someone who used a full eeveelution team in the beedrillite/mawilite tournament and they used flamethrower flareon
>>31970474
Usually I hate spoonfeeding babies but I'll help you out since Itameshi deleted this one from his pixiv
/post/show/447875/2014-3_toes-ambiguous_gender-balls-blush-brown_fur
I assume you know what to add at the front of that link.
>>31970550
It can also get Superpower through move tutoring, that and Flare Blitz are its bread and butter
>>31970609
Ah OK I remember the picture now, Umbreon jogged my memory thanks
>>31970580
>special attacking Flareon
I guess it's got the element of surprise going for it, at least. Interestingly, it does learn Shadow Ball via TM, so it at least has more than just Fire-type special attacks.
>>31970623
It can't get Superpower in Gen VII, though; I was just focusing on its Gen VII capabilities. But in Gen VI, Superpower definitely is another option for a move.
>>31970668
Nah, I managed to get Aurora Veil up before it used it on Ninetales (who survived with over half its health left), and from there it was only downhill for them.
Even got to meme on them with Extreme Evoboost Trump Card Eevee.
>>31969190
>>31969706
You do know that those ribbons are for mind control, right?
>>31970668
Oh right, no move tutors yet. Poor Flareon can't catch a break
>>31970715
"Mind control" is a strong term. It's closer to forced tranquility.
>>31970715
>he knows
SHUT IT DOWN
>>31970715
Huh. That explains so much.
But I don't care. I'd let Sylveon mind control me any day.
>>31970774
Exactly I'd let her (male) do whatever with me
>>31967468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n_6zz9zFCM
>>31967468
A FUCKING LEAF
>>31968500
0w0
>>31970746
Where're you going all by yourself anon?
Let me join you~
>>31970860
She is saying bye to her friends who are leaving
>>31970869
Well if her friends're leaving her she'll need someone to keep her company won't she?
That's where I'llliterallycome in~.
>>31970907
You'll have to fight Jolteon
>>31970860
>>31970907
Kill yourself shitposter-kun kudasai~
>>31970746
What's this from, if anything?
>>31970966
Epic plan for an exciting bath
>>31970977
Delete this so you don't get the thread pruned
>>31970907
You literally can't compete
Guess the new rule of thumb is don't post crops, even when they aren't from porn.
Let's test it out.
Is there even a chance that they'll make an evolution for the rest of the types?
I'd be interested in seeing what comes out of Bog or Poison.
>>31971064
Crops are fine. I deleted them myself because i like this thread.
>>31971064
Yup this one gets deleted to
>>31971078
>poison
yes please
>>31971082
Ah so ah so.
>>31971089
I swear there's agreement and disagreement over the strangest things here on /vp/.
Oh well, :3c
>>31971110
The mods are shit
>>31971078
>Bog
*Bug
Dunno how I missed that hard.
>>31971098
Would be interested in seeing what comes out of Fighting too.
>>31971127
That's not very nice T^T
>>31971140
Neither is flareon in pic related. Also
>>31971110
>X
>>31971140
Well they are incompetent at the very least
>>31971148
>x
DELET THIS
>>31971078
There's a chance if you believe in the even-numbered game pattern. A new physical Eeveelution would be nice, all the ones that are decent in battle are special
>>31971148
hehe. Cat butte.
>>31971154
I actually can't deny that since the system could be handled much more efficient; but at least with /vp/ it's slightly flexible to the board. The only thing is we have no active guard against raids, and by the time that mods arrive, 1/2 of the board is saturated.
>>31971133
>tfw you will never get a loving suplex from your eevee that you raised from an egg
>>31971189
>You will never have acid sprayed on your face and have your insides liquified by your eevee that you raised from an egg
>>31971199
dude...
>ywn have your mind merged with your espeon's
>ywn leave your human body comatose and end up as a series of thoughts and memories
>ywn suffer from the resulting identity crisis
>ywn have to deal with your emotions being replaced with your espeon's
>ywn long for yourself because of unrequited loveThank god.
>>31971110
I don't understand what is happening in this picture.
>>31971110
that is one spooky sylveon
Enough with the doujin crops.
>>31971332
Don't play coy with me you fucking leaf
>>31970927
How can that pineapplebutt begin to compete against an elegant creature such as myself?
>>31970928
Wow no need to get jealous baby, there's more than enough of me to go around~ >>31971021
Hmm, so you're my enemy, are you?
You'd best give up, I'm a black belt in fishfu. Just save yourself the embarrassment and chase after someone who's not allergic to your fruity looks.
>>31971304
Is it getting picked up by a Hydreigon?
>>31971343
>>31968231
Big, please.
>all these fairy posters
>>31971429
Kek
>>31971168
I generally use Eeveelutions to shore up whatever type I want to use but have no idea what other Mon I want to use in that spot so having the line expand to all types would be fucking great.Would also make Eevee teams less predictable.
>>31971429
>>31971429
I think it's just 2 or 3 guys who post a lot
>>31971345
Yes
>>31971451
agree
>>31971465
That's actually pretty much correct.
You have Sylveon Poster 1 who posts Sylveon in /vp/
You have Sylveon Poster 2 who posts Sylveon sparsely on other boards
Then you have me, Sylveon Poster 3 who pretty much uses Sylveon pictures wherever they go.
Speaking of Sylveon: which ability is better for a Sylveon in Gen VII? Without Move Tutors, it can't have Hyper Voice, so would it be better to have Cute Charm or is Pixilate still better?
>>31971748
Who needs Hyper Voice when you have Hyper Beam?
>>31971748
since you don't have anything good to use for pixilate probably cute charm unless you really want to use hyper beam
>>31971882
i wan snug dat booty
>>31971791
>>31971798
I'd prefer using two Moonblasts over one Hyper Beam plus a turn for recharge.
Yeah, I think Cute Charm might actually be the better ability. It's not great, because it only has a 30% chance of working (and only then if hit by a contact move (and if the opponent is the opposite gender)), but there don't seem to be any good Normal-type moves that would benefit from Pixilate here. Except maybe Quick Attack, come to think of it.
I guess another question is: does anyone have ideas for an EV spread? I think I'll max out special attack, but should the rest go into HP or Speed?
>>31971954
168 HP/252 SpA/88 Spe
probably best
>>31971965
Not that Anon, but what does the 88 Spe help Sylveon outspeed?
>>31971967
skarmory, up speed to 188 to outspeed more walls if you really want to.
>>31971954
Are you going for Calm Mind Sylveon or a cleric? Without Pixilate Hyper Voice Sylveon won't be killing nearly as much as it used to so you might want a more defensive spread.
>>31971983
DELET
>>31971987
This is a good point.
>>31971983
I wonder how it'll react to its fully transformed body.
>>31971981
I'll keep that in mind. I tend to not like really precise EV spreads, because I feel like they're too situational. For example, when training my Scizor a few weeks ago, I saw Smogon suggested an EV spread of 248 HP/16 Atk/60 Def/124 SpD/60 Spe, and I said "no" and maxed out Attack and HP. Still, I might use this if I don't figure out anything better.
>>31971987
I was planning to go for offense instead of support. First, because he's Modest, and second, because a cleric role isn't exactly ideal since Sylveon can't get Heal Bell in Gen VII. I was planning to teach him something along the lines of Moonblast, Psyshock, Shadow Ball, and maybe Calm Mind.
>>31972033
fair enuff hombre
Read me a bedtime story!
>>31972191
I'll start:
Once upon a time...
>>31972191
Alright, tonight's book is "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs"
i want to have intercourse with the fishcat's rear while massaging and oiling it up in the bathtub
>>31972222
Well, that's certainly guaranteed to put someone to sleep.
Also, checked.
>>31972191
Alright, let's see what we have here...
Ah! Perfect.
>>31972222
Checked
>>31972222
Quads have spoken
>>31972237
i wonder just how stretchy it is.
>>31972285
>tfw no steel type eevee to explain metal crystallography to
>>31972409
>>31972285
please don't waste our last precious images to shitty meme books.
>>31968231
small for easy transportation, bed snuggling, and general realism because only 10 year old midgets should be able to ride dogs
>>31972200
>tfw ignored
you guys are no fun
>>31972437
Fuck you I'll post all the memes I want
>>31972618
we're just here for the cute pics my man.
>>31972618
Should've gotten quads, dude
>>31972437
>doesn't want image slots to be wasted on shitty meme books
>posts several images from the last thread
>images that were originally thrown into an imgur link to save space
really forces my cognition gears to turn
>>31972639
They were never actually posted and I'm the guy who typeset them so they've been untouched by imgur's evil compression. if it bothers you that much I'll delete them though
>>31972647
Don't worry about it, let's just finish the thread
>>31972647
I mean, if they're of higher quality than the imgur ones then it should be fine. I know jack shit about imgur compressing things, so I'll assume you're right about it.
>>31971429
Jolteon looks so weird in Origins, I still prefer its Gen6+ 3D rendition in general, it seems like the perfect blend of serious, badass electric dog-abortion and cute bro 4 life
>>31972618
Sorry anon, I couldn't think of anything to say.
And by the way, please tell that Sylveon to put its bows and ribbons back on. It ought to know it shouldn't walk around naked like that.
Boy this thread sure is gay
>>31972681
for you
>>31972681
y-you too
>>31972631
>find source of that
>it's about poke aids
>>31972656
Imgur converts everything to a jpeg at 6 quality to save space.
>>31972694
Yes i've been working on coloring it
>>31972695
meant for >>31972666
>>31972701
I don't like the comic but I appreciate you for colouring it.
>>31972724
is it just the pokerus one in particular or itameshi's work in general?
>>31972727
just that one :\
>>31972730
Its the possing thing isn't it
>thread's already overat least there will undoubtedly be an independent shitposting thread ~2 hours after this one hits the archive that I can attempt to purify
>>31972790
why don't we just make another thread and say fuq the h8rs
>>31972790
Gay
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gay
>>31972792
nah man fuck that
>>31972795
>not making lemons into lemonade by drowning out fetish shit and lewd Glaceon reposts in non-degenerate cute images, cute image discussion and eeveephile suicide advocacy
if someone is going to dogpost outside of per-ordained times it should at least be for good