What would you do if your son did this to you?

>>31965844
Openly express my unbridled and unlimited disgust at my son's absolute shit taste.

>>31965844
10 year old:
>Let's have a talk, you don't have to be like me when it comes to romance

18 year old:
>I mean...if you both are actually in love...go ahead

>>31965844
>catch it while the kid is away
>wonder trade it away
>send kid to therapist

Have a hearty laugh

If he shows any sign that he's serious, give him a talk

>>31965844
End his life for the greater good.

>>31965844
Call the police to have him in prison.

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Tell him the Oricorio is actually a male.

>>31965844
>Bestiality
Shoot both of them.

>>31965844
If it can produce human grandchildren then its ok.

>>31966294
the oricorio did nothing wrong though
And nice samefagging, which one of these two are you?
>>31966115
>>31966147

Incest like any worried mother would do.

>>31965844
Replace it with a Male

>>31966316
Oricorio is in the Flying egg group, if humans were genetically close enough to Pokemon they would belong to the Humanlike group, maybe the Field group as well.

So no, no grandchildren.

>>31966350
Not with that attitude!

>>31966350
For all we know humans are like ditto.
If it cant produce anything, kick her out and force son to get an appropriate mate.

>>31966375
But do humans in Pokemon world reproduce by laying eggs?

>>31965844
Rip off his pants and start riding his cock to teach him what a real woman can do.

>>31966401
Well, we've never seen humans give birth have we. But you know what we've also never seen produce babies? Pokemon. The games even say the eggs just appear . So logically we must conclude humams breed the same way pokemons do

>>31965844
>dem lips

All I know is that in the Sinnoh region, humans and Pokemon onced married each other, so I don't know how reproductions works.

If my waifu is a water type, does that mean our kid will have gills and be able to learn water type abilities?

>>31965844
End him. And possibly myself.
If my son, who I raised myself, is calling a fucking bird his girlfriend, then I did a shit job raising him. He doesn't deserve life, and since it's partially my fault, I don't either.

>>31966471
>If my waifu is a water type, does that mean our kid will have gills and be able to learn water type abilities?
It depends.
Are you a female? You will have a human kid with some Fighting, Normal, Psychic or Dark egg moves if the father knows them.
Are you a male? You will have just a Lv.1 Pokemon kid that will inherit some of your talents as egg moves.

>>31966524
I don't buy that. I'm pretty sure those are just a gameplay mechanic because if that was the case then where did all those male only pokemon come from? Ditto is not a full solution to this.

>>31966544
>Ditto is not a full solution to this.
why not? are we not to assume that with the mew-ditto theory debunked, it could mean ditto is some kind of original being? one of the first pokemon? and maybe this is how a species that would normally go extinct keeps reproducing, by abusing dittos to their benefit.

Then again, this raises another question: How do dittos breed? are they biologically immortal? Do they reproduce through mitosis?

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>egg group dilemma
>not just using the Ditto Condom Method

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>>31965844
Realize that raising a child as a single parent was a mistake.

>>31965844
God I hate furries.
OP You are a furry, you know that? It doesnt matter if its a bird, a dog or a cat. You are a furry, getting erect by something made for children.
Your parents should despise you.

>>31966754
The only Pokémon waifu that interests me is Gardevoir and that's a commander keen

everything else is furbait though yeah

>>31966798
gardevoir is furshit too, don't you even think you're any better than them.

>>31966754
>God I hate furries
You only have yourself to blame, you're the one getting mad at a group of degenerates on an online image board for people discussing a children's videogame, and one that has little to no impact on the way people see these games and their fandom by being such a minority it probably doesn't even reach 1%

The only one being harmed here is you.

>>31965844
Sinnoh Folk Story 3

>“There once were Pokémon that married people. There once were people who married Pokémon. This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.”

Loving your Pokemon was okay in ancient times. Why is it so wrong, now?

tell him he has good taste

>>31966814
What animal is gardevoir based on that makes it furry? Are you saying star trek aliens are furshit too, now?

>>31966798
Im with >>31966814
>>31966843
>discussing a children's videogame
But you are not discussing the game. You are discussing fetishes. I rather have a slow board than having degenerates, like furries, and the new Fart Fetichists, clogging this good board with stuff that belongs to other boards.

>>31966561
Ditto can fill some gaps but its obvious that its not everywhere. ORAS needs a special island to get them.

>>31966720
I used to think this was a pretty innocent picture until I noticed Chicken-chan was grabbing Pheromosa's crotch.

>>31966908
I said a board for people discussing a children's videogame, not that we were doing that. Although from the way you type it sounds like you're just being an ironic asshole like this entire god damn website is.

>>31966987
"Grab 'em by the pussy."
~Chicken-chan (dictated, not spoken) 2017

>>31965844
Euthanasia

>>31965844
>Oricorio
>The fucking yellow one
I'd ground him for his super shit taste

>>31965844
>Damn it kid, do as I say, not as I do.

>Yesterday!? Jesus, at least bond with her a little before fucking her birdbrains out.

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>>31966754

>>31965844
>hover hand too

Lol

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>>31966502

>>31966848
In earlier times, it was ok to marry girls as young as 8, sometimes younger.

Loving a young girl was okay in ancient times. Why is it so wrong, now?

>>31965844
Probably boil it since fried avian meat is a bit too greasy for me.

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>>31968177
Maybe because they're two different things
Loli is wrong because kids are too young to consent. They're kids, they make stupid choices. Also for biological reasons, it'll fuck kids up in the head if they do that stuff.

That being said, there's nothing wrong with the love between two consenting, adult lovers, even if one is a pokemon and the other is not.

>>31966375
If humans are like Ditto that means the baby would be an Oricorio

>>31966685
sauce?

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>>31968244
Wait a minute...is that how Big Bird was made?

>>31966375
>for all we know, humans are shapeshifters capable of replicating the DNA of other species!
Are you high?

>>31968282
No, I'm a Scientologist.

>>31968152
>the Truth is edgy

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>>31965844
Smack the shit out of him, and wonder why he is only 2 feet tall.

>>31968345

What truth?

>>31965844

If you cropped his mom

I would assume this was a porn comic

This dude's artstyle is perfect for porn

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>>31968464
This truth

>>31965844

Depends

Size is inconsistent

It would mean 2 things

1, he brought a giant oricorio

Or 2, he shrunk himself

If it's 2, his mom should pick him up and put him inside her sandals with her sweaty toes as punishment

>>31968533
That was close

>>31968533
o fucc

>>31965844
Well at least it's not a nigger

>>31965844
I love how the mom looks happy but if you look a little closer you can see all of the anger and disgust

>>31965844
His Mom is clearly fucking Meowth.
She even shares a bed with it.

>>31968251
Just search for Espeon and Swampert on e621, the pool should pop up.

>>31968282
This is fiction you know.

>>31968533
>they changed it later so it sucks

>>31968533
Oh shit.

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>>31968533
Saw it coming
if this ends in singles then Ryan dies in his sleep tonight

>>31968533
>you can use counter on something that hit your substitute

Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad strategy.

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>>31968271
FUCK, ABORT MISSION

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>>31968533

>>31968226
What level does a pokemon have to be in order to be legal

>>31965844
kill them both
furfaggotry can not be allowed

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>>31966401
As of X and Y, pokemon don't lay eggs. The "eggs" are actually just an egg shaped cradle.

>>31966431
A dad did this to his daughter when she came out as gay.

>>31966294
Pokémon are not animals.

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>>31972950
The Egg is the cradle of every being.

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>>31965844

isnt pokemon fucking and marrying canon in the games

>>31965844
kill my son, fuck the oricorio

>>31973418
Yes.

>>31973418
yeah, since gen 1

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>>31973402
>This planet itself is an Egg
Does that mean it will hatch?

>>31966848
>>31968177
>>31968226
I interpreted that text as humans and pokemon having a common ancestor.
That was the gen that introduced the pokemon that created the universe and the aspects of the mind after all.

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>>31965844
Scold him for not having better taste in waifus.

>>31966353
Kek

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>>31973300
>Dad rode his daughter's dick to make her straight again

>>31966330
I only said I would end his life for the greater good, no need to add anything else there

>>31965844
Play along, he's obviously trying to make me mad and lose my cool. I want to see his face when I say I can't wait to tell my friends and the rest of the family.

>>31973925
Yes, and what hatches is the Imperium of Mankind.

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>>31973925
>ashy wrathy intensifies

>>31974021

Futa aint gay tho

>>31972426
Lv 18

>>31966987
Tells you a lot about chicken-chan.


But keep in mind this wasn't the first pussy chicken-chan touched.

>>31965844
HAAAAAAAAAH
YOU DARE BRING FAGGOTRY INTO MY LAIR?
YOU MUST DIE!
[Shoot lightning bolts]

>>31965844
>Ask him where is mom
>Fuck her