>CARnivine >can't be driven

>embOAR
>can't even be used to paddle a canoe

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>>31964110
>goLURK
>actually posts quite often

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>PUPitar
>Not even a pupper

>TURTwig
>doesn't live in the sea

>>31964147
>turtWIG
*>can't change gender

>tentaCOOL
>actually pretty lame

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>>31964110
>LusaMINE
>Does not actually belong to me

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>>31964158
>milTANK
>not an actual tank

>>31964110
>cherRIM
>can't perform anilingus on it

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>>31964220
Not with that attitude

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coFAGrigus isn't a faggot

>>31964158
You take that back

>>31964258

>cheRUBi
>doesn't give back rubs

>drAMPa
>isn't electric type

>>31964158
Tentacool/cruel are fucking bosses. I disagree

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>GOLDeen
Isn't even close to the worth of gold
>seaKING
Is literally peasant tier

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>aeRODactyl
>can't fish with it

>coSMOG
>can't learn smog

>>31964354
>TentaCRUEL
>is actually kinda nice

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>CHANsey
>Actually browses Tumblr

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>>31964536

>>31964572
>implying it doesn't browse mumsnet

>>31964110
>craBRAwler
>Doesn't wear a bra

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>ChiMECHo
>not even a robot

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>>31964576
Never Forget

>GOODra
>Isn't good either competitively or design-wise

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>sCUTtlebug
>Can't learn cut

>>31964592
Is this a bamzooki?

>CHARizard
>doesn't come to laugh at you

>>31964615
Kek

>volTORb
>doesn't come with a cp collection

>kyogre
Is a fucking fish

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>>31964615
>>doesn't come to laugh at you

>WEEDle
>doesn't lmao

>BEDrill
>is not constantly asleep

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>kRICKetune
>actually doesn't mind giving you up

>>31964590


Here's your (You)

>>31964592
but can it be used as the key to interdimensional travel in order to get the watch for rolling rocks star in 0.5 A presses?

>DusCLOPs
>doesn't make horse noises

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>>31964777

>raTATa
Has no tattoos
>CARbink
Also can't be driven
>kaDABra
AAYYYY LMAO!!!!!!

>>31964128
Made me chuckle.

>snorLAX
>actually makes you constipated

>nihiLEGO
>isn't made of plastic bricks

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>>31964159

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>>31964373
>RAYquaza
>not a fish

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>ElectaBUZZ
>Not in Toy Story

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>scytHER
>50% male

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>BANEtte
>Not a big guy

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>PRIMarina
>does not have a prime number in the dex