Itt: Unwaifuing

>>31957074
Goes straightedge

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>>31957094
This, but forgot pic
Also, now a fire type trainer.
/waifu

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>>31957074
I want to fuck Mina so badly.

>>31957074

She looks like my oneitis in that fanpic, she smoked weed too

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>>31957074
She believes in the Pokeboy/Pokegirl wage gap and after giving a paint"job", she has to use sandpaper to get the paint off your dick.

>>31957321
Will she take a cock up her ass?

>>31957330
No

>>31957344
How about bondage?

>>31957349
If it would be waifu material, she'll do the opposite

>>31957365
But I want to punish her and tell her she has been a naughty girl.

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>>31957137
doesn't shower, use deodorant, wipe her ass or shave

>>31957410
Don't care.
Also I want to dominate her sexually.

>>31957417
Smelly Mina or the punk who I want to spunk inside and take responsiblity with?

>>31957468
I like kinky sex okay.

>>31957074
Should smell worse than a Woodstock stoner that hadn't a bath in half a year.

>>31957074
>a
>waifu
I fucking hate how memers have distorted the meaning of waifu.

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>>31957410
Would steal your belongings while you sleep

>>31957578
i'd be okay if it were things like I'd be wondering where my t-shirts were and she'd walk in the door wearing it

if I woke up and asked her where the television was, yeah that'd be shitty

>>31957375
>>31957417
Any attempt to dominate her in even the slightest way will result in her accusing you of rape. If you manage to get out of the lawsuit without going to jail, you will be left in debt from legal fees until your late 70s.
Remember that she is a prominent member in Alola's trial captain system, so you can't tie her up in your basement or kill her or something without people finding out.

>>31957610
What if she tells me that she wants to be dominated sexually?

>>31957610
>you can't tie her up in your basement or kill her or something without people finding out.
I'd imagine it's hard to do that even if she wasn't prominent in this modern world

besides that, you don't deserve a waifu if you'd murder her

>>31957624
She won't. She doesn't really like sex at all really. She can't cum from penetration, and at most you can eat her out or gently hump her. For your birthday she'll give you a mediocre blowjob.

>>31957661
Than I will teach her how to feel pleasure.

>>31957697
No, she knows that just fine. She's a regular masturbator, and owns a magic wand back massager. She can cum with a partner, but she'll also openly admit that its just now as good as with her toys. And no, you can't watch. Its embarrassing.

>>31957721
But what if I want to put my cock in her hole?

>>31957736
She wont let you. Annoy her too much about it and she breaks up with you.

>>31957774
But I have needs too.
How am I supposed to get off?

>>31957578
11

>>31957783
Pretty sure that's a plus for half of this board, maker her 7 years older

>>31957782
She will jerk you off.

>>31957793
Is she at least willing to do kinky stuff?

>>31957801
The kinkiest thing she's done is have sex with her Wigglytuff. She is a firm believer in PokeHuman relationships. If it were to ever get passed she would drop you for her Wigglytuff in a heartbeat.[spoiler/]
Other than that no.

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Glory to the queen

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>>31957820
Would she do a strip show if I asked?

>>31957832
No, that's degrading.

>>31957826
She falls madly in love with you.

So deeply in love that she freezes you so that she could never possibly lose you like her last husband.

>>31957826
she'd want to start a new family with you to make up for her failure children the first time

>>31957837
Will I get to see her naked?

>>31957854
Occasionally. She will more often than now be wearing lingerie.

>>31957874
Does she shave her pussy hair?

>>31957884
Never has in her life.

>>31958022
What stuff am I allowed to do with her sexually?

>>31958041
The things I have already listed. She will give you handjobs and sometimes let you rub your penor against her butt. On your birthday you jet a lame blowjob. You are allowed to eat her out.

>>31958055
Is dirty talk allowed?

>>31958070
Nothing too dirty.

>>31958075
What things can I say?
Is naughty girl one of them?