Baramons

You forgot Emboar.

Emboar, Feraligatr, and Charizard as well.

>>31955416
>thinking game freak cares at all

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>>31955433
Blastoise too

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>>31955416
>mfw those three are by far my favorite starters of their respective gen
No homo

>>31955433
charizard is a waifumon, blastoise is the barafag's mon

Venusaur is just there for the kids.

This thread is breaking a rule somewhere right?

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>>31955601
no

Bara: Blastoise, Feraligatr, Swampert, Torterra, Emboar, Chesnaught, Incineroar
"Cool": Charizard, Typhlosion, Sceptile, Infernape, Samurott, Greninja, Decidueye
Waifu: Venusaur, Meganium, Blaziken, Empoleon, Serperior, Delphox, Primarina

y/n?

>>31955634
You guys realize that bara is /trash/ related?

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>>31955656
You can appreciate the body type of a Pokémon without fapping to it.

>>31955647
>Waifu: Venusaur
Everything except for this is correct.

>>31955647
Yes 100%

>>31955647
There's no bara in Gen 4, and there's no waifu in Gen 1 and 4.

>>31955647
swap charizard and venusaur and you kinda got it.

>>31955647
>Venusaur
>waifu
In what world is a disgusting looking, fat frog with a flower a waifu?

>>31955714
>Venusaur
>cool
In what world is a disgusting looking, fat frog with a flower cool?

>>31955756
it says "cool"
as in, GF wants it to be cool, but it isn't.

>>31955756
I find venusaur quite frankly a good waifu

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>>31955756
t h i c c

>>31955416
You also forgot Meganium.

>>31955760
Than Zard, Sceptile, Infernape, Greninja and Decidueye doesn't fit. Because all of those are seen as cool by the majority, not just GF.

Trying to restrict it to just 3 categories was a wrong idea. But it's just another post by just another anon, so who the fuck even cares. If I were to change that, I'd put Samurott in failure category, and Bulbasaur in waifumon category instead of Venusaur.

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>>31955672
t. barafags in denial

If you like Emboar, Chesnaught or Incineroar, you're objectively a barafag.

>>31955780
I knew someone would post that
>>31955672
But all you fags do is save off model muscularly as shit pokemon thats a fetish. This is a fetish thread which is cause for deletion or moving it to trash. Is that you yohei?
>>31955791
Thank arceus i only like swampert.

>>31955790
You're pretty much 100% right yeah
except samurott, that one should be in the waifu___ category

>>31955813
>thank arceus
>thinks swampert isn't barashit
wew anon, being a closet barafag AND a literal retard? you might as well kill yourself right now to save whatever bit of decency you might have left

>>31955851
I thought you gays were supposed to be nice.
>he likes a pokemon i consider bara so he must be in denial! XD

>>31955865
>he thinks those are barashit
>but not mega-swolespert
such denial isn't good for you anon, you're hurting the remaining fragments of your sanity.

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>>31955886
Im just saying calling any starter barashit is just as bad as saying goodra is only fe male.

>>31955922
then why the "relief" about only liking swampert? If you really think it's dumb you'd shrug off the assertion liking those mons makes you a barafag instead of needing to reply to defend your anonymous online pride.

>>31955791
What if I like Emboar and Incineroar but absolutely detest Chesnaught aka shitnaught?

Also i dont care about Megapert. At all

>>31955951
You're still a barashitter.

>>31955966
No u

>>31955442
>posting art from a literal pedo

>>31955416
I Think this is how it should go.

>Bara: blastois, feraligatr, emboar, chesnaught, incineroar.

>Cool: charizard, sceptile, blaziken, infernape, samurott, greninja, decidueye.

>Wifu: magaineom, delphox, primarina.

>Fancy: empoleon, serperior,

>Big quadropets: venasuar, tortarra,

Mix between two groups: swampert.

The only reason why I put swampert in the mixed group is because he's both cool and kinda bara, but the only reason why you think he's full bara is because of his Mega.

Wht do you anons think?

>>31955939
Well i dont like him calling it a baramon. Sure its masculine and i have male porn of it just as much as female porn.
>>31955966
Case in point. Barafags think that because they feel the need to claim something as bara that anybody who might like them for differnt reasons is gay too.

>>31955986
Go back to school

>>31955986
what aspects do make feraligatr bara?

>>31956012
Nothing but autisim

Also, keep in mind it's not bad to be a bara fan, but it is bad to be a Barafag

>>31955986
>blastois
>Wifu
>magaineom
>Fancy as a category
>quadropets
>tortarra
>Wht
>>>Wht do you anons think?
That you're either 10 or clinicaly retarded

>>31955647
"cool" might as well be "boring", but yeah, correct

>>31956012
>What aspects do make feraligatr a bara.

First, retype that. but this time, make shur I can understand it.

And second, he's bipedal, and he's very masculine.

>>31955791
>you're objectively a barafag
i havent heard something this retarded in weeks

>>31956047
>he
You know that feraligator has two genders?

>>31956057
Taking a break from /vp/ is a good way to avoid that

>>31956071
Same with all starters, what's your point.

>>31956028
>This guy again.

>>31956092
No starters are inherently just masculine or feminine its all a matter of perspective. Seeing as you dont understand that already means you are just projecting your fetish onto them.

>>31956098
...what? who am I supposed to be?

>>31956102
Yeah no this person is a fucking retard.

>>31955647
>empoleon
>cenusaur
What

>>31956188
you're not funny

What's wrong with men appreciating masculinity? Those starters were designed to appeal to boys

>>31956199
Whats wrong is saying that they are bara and not just masculine.

>>31956256
What's the difference?

>>31956047
>And second, he's bipedal, and he's very masculine.

is typhlosion bara

>>31956296
Bara implys gay porn

>>31956303
Yes any starter thats remotely appealing to fags is bara

>>31956317
Do you even know what bara is?

>>31956339
This
>>31955442

>>31956358
yeah, strong, muscular gay men, not just anything that appeals to fags. Typhlosion isn't muscular or masculine at all.

>>31956371
But it is. Just not to you because you think the design is boring.

>>31956381
Muscularity isn't something subjective, dumbass, it's something actually measurable, and typhlosion has none above average. Quit trying to reinforce your opinions with incorrect facts.

>>31956414
But masculinity is subjective. Different people can find things masculine in different ways.

>>31956423
I didn't say masculinity, I said muscularity, which is a necessary quality for it to be bara and one typhlosion doesn't have.

>>31955416
Well, In the last three gens i've chosen Primarina, Delphox and Serperior, so I guess i've been pretty much a waifufag as well

>>31956436
I still see muscular typhlosion just as much as other muscluar pokemon. On e621

>>31956457
e621 isn't canon, as if I'd have to tell you that.

>>31956468
So you add muscles to the pokemon thats what makes it bara? Or isnt it?

>>31956483
yeah, a pokemon with exagerated musculature is a baramon, like machamp and incineroar, because it appeals to gay men who're into heavy musculature.

>>31956499
So machanp still can be considered feminine. Its not like strait guys dont like muscle girls.

>>31956508
You said yourself femininity and masculinity is subjective, and you'd be right. The definition of bara and what constitutes as muscular, however, are objective facts

None of these Pokémon are objectively bara.

If you don't like even one of these Pokémon, you're the faggot because you're actively both in the closet hating these Pokémon and applying muscular that that doesn't exist and trying to act super straight.

The real barafags always go for Greninja or Decidueye in an attempt to be 'normal' but as this thread shows they need to attack others to cover themselves up.

Really sad when you think on it.

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>>31956519

>>31956557
Memes are not allowed

>>31955647
Stop trying to force it onto every gen, it's only become a thing in the past couple gens

>>31956539
Almost every person I see who really like Incineroar is a furry who talks about how super sexy Incineroar is. It's overall the least popular Alola starter, and it really seems like most of the people who like it like it because they fap to it.

>>31956739
dutygenerates neither

>>31956873
I would like it if it was actually buff like Buzzwole. Buff Pokemon look cool. Incineroar, though, isn't buff and is just shit.

>>31956873
Funny, because I've never met an Incineroar fan who IS a furry, most of them just like it beacuse it's a cat, and it looks strong.

>>31956897
Not the anon, but which world do you live in? You do realize Incineroar is the final form of Alola's Fire-type starter, right?

>>31956539
I'm gay, and I like bara. I don't like Incineroar because I wanted a good design, not something to fap to.

>>31956917
I was trying to say that they like it because it's a cat, not for bara shit.

>>31956919
I'm gay and I like bara, and I love Incineroar.

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>>31955672
ok

I've never seen such faggotry over dude's bodies till I came to /vp/.

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Only good bara coming through

is Torterra bara?

>>31955416
>Swampert
>Bara
Until his Mega, I always thought he was smart and fast, not big and strong. His mega passed me off, but still, I don't feel he's Bara. Empoleon "could be" bara, maybe. Emboar is a Daddy Bear, definitely. Incineroar is only base from the neck down, that cute face kills any sexual anything, period. Chestnaught is Bara, sure. Blastoise is kinda bara. Feraligatr is bara. Samurott is bara.

>>31955433
Charizard is NOT bara.

>>31955647
No.
>Swampert
Not bara. His mega was a mistake, so it doesn't count. He's Nu-Male.

>>31955791
Actually, no. See, the thing about liking something is that you can like it for many different reasons. If you like them because they're sexually attractive, then yes, you're a barafag. However, if you like them because they're the only hood design out of their 3 respective starters, or because they're cute, or because you like their design, or colors, or typing, or so on, then you aren't a barafag, but you still have good taste.

>>31955851
Swampert isn't. End of discussion.
/thread

>>31955886
Mega doesn't count dipshit.

>Blastoise
>Nidoking
>Machoke
>Machamp
>Rhydon
>Feraligatr
>Ursaring
>Mega Swampert
>Emboar
>Chesnaught
>Pangoro
>Incineroar
>Passimian
>Buzzwole
Here's a list of all baramons, all of the others need more changes in order to look like Bara.

>>31955966
No, you just have good taste. Just because you like something that is bara doesn't mean you have a problem, just good taste.

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>>31957057
Yes look at those muscles

>>31955975
Hey, that blastoise is hot!! HOT I TELL YOU!!!!

>>31955986
Almost, Security is Bara though. Everything else is spot on.

>>31957182
Conkeldurr

>>31957182
im noticing a pattern here

>>31956317
Well then, everything on /vp/ is bara, cuz you're all fags here. Oh, I'm sorry, did you mean sexually appealing to gay men? Well, you said fags, and since you're a far, we'll just leave it at that.

>>31957233
what are you even trying to say?

>>31957233
>you are a far

>>31956029
Let me guess: your fave is an unpopular shitmon

>>31956499
Wrong, most gay men like twinks. It's called Bara because it appeals to Bears and men who like Bears, but not everyone who likes that likes Bara. Most of the time I personally find it to be too exaggerated, and when it's just right, like blastoise pic at the top, it's not hairy, or it's too small, and clothed. Good Bara doesn't exist for me, so I don't particularly care about this subject, but at least get your facts right.

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Chesnaught is for ___

>>31955975
wait what

>>31956873
I don't even know what to say. Incineroar is awesome, it's edgy and cool, and NOT Bara, so what are you talking about?
>>31956897
This.
>>31956919
Do you didn't choose Incineroar because you wanted Incineroar, not Tumblrina? I'm confused now.

even though emboar is more clearly a baramon, i still think samurott should be considered one, since he has a beard and moustache, and he's meant to be a big old samurai
he serves that really niche kink of big, mature, bara men who are actually submissive bottoms, since it's stated he CAN stand to fight, but he stays quadrupedal as not to be "above" his trainer

>>31957182
>passimian
Literally fucking how?

>>31957271
snugg

>>31957275
there was a tumblr scandle a while back cus greening kept drawing bara sonic characters as a joke and some whiny bitch who wanted to be "cool" called him a pedo
tumblr logic is "if i call a popular person a racist/pedophile/sex offender, then i'll siphon off all their popularity!" that's why callout posts were so big a year or 2 ago

>>31957238
>>31957247
You sit here, and talk about what's "bara", or, attractive to a gay man, like you actually know, use fag to describe a gay man, and pick on anyone who likes a Pokemon that you seem gay.
What are (You) trying to say anon?

>>31957312
it's almost like there's more than 1 person on 4chan or something, huuuuuh!!!

>>31957317
Oh my god, that's almost not what I was getting at anon!! You're such a genius!!

>>31957297
I mean, if Solgaleo and Gogoat can turn into baramons, just make passimian larger and not skipping leg days and he's ready.

>>31957162
yes it is
>threading your own post
You even know it is and are trying to trick yourself into thinking otherwise

>>31957168
why not? it's the same pokemon, dumbass.

>>31957271
shaming

Terrible pokemon

>>31957289
>I'm confused now
Let me explain, since you apparently can't read. Pay attention, ok?

>I'm gay
This means that I'm a man who's attracted to other men.

>I like bara
This means that I find muscled men (like Incineroar) attractive.

>But I don't like Incineroar
I do not like Incineroar, the reason why is explained later
>Because I wanted a good design
This means that I wanted a design I like.
>Not something to fap to.
I didn't want a design I find attractive.

I hope you got all that!
Now, we'll put all of it together.

I'm gay, which is why I like bara. I did not want a design I find attractive (I find Incineroar attractive, because I'm gay and I like bara), I wanted a design that I find aesthetically pleasing.
I hope you understood all that!

>>31955416
>implying anyone actually likes emboar

>>31957271
Lewd.

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if you don't like bara you don't know shit about pokemon

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does this count as bara?

>>31957381
So let me get this straight. You like Incineroar's design, since you like bara, but you hate Incineroar's design because it's not what you wanted. You like bara, but you hate Incineroar because it's bara and did not want to see bara?

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Now here's a real bara. Look at this swole, bursting chest. It's making me sweat.

>>31957559
he likes incineroar cus it's sexy, but he would rather have had just a cool tiger mon
it's not that hard

>>31957559
I find Incineroar sexy. Despite this, I still hate its design.

>>31957600
How does that work?

>>31957600
Okay, makes sense. Sorry for being stupid.

>>31957604
I find boobs sexy. Doesn't mean I want them on my Pokemon.

>>31957268
>most gay men like twinks
No.