/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>31939355
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

I feel like this Eevee is going to out-crazy us at some point.

Well just call me Andrew Hussie, cause I completely lost my story-telling train of thought after my extended break

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>>31939361
>With one Beedrill taken care of, its companion has Mega Evolved and is staring you down, just daring you to attack it again...
>What will you do? 7 decides.

>>31939374
if dubs our next recruit is named Andrew Hussie

>>31939397
Distract the bee with a funny joke

>>31939397
Lure the Beedrill in so your team can surround it and attack from all sides.

>>31939397
Tell Eva to helping hand while you, Osha, and Buddy set up a TRIANGLE ATTACK

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>31939397
Distract Beedrill with an Ember, while the others (except Eva for helping hand) back attack it.

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>>31939417
>You run to the side of Mega Beedrill and yell to catch its attention, "Hey, Beedrill! What do you call a pokemon predominantly based on a hornet but goes around pretending it's a bee?"

M Beedrill: I don't know what either of those things ar-

>"A Wanna-bee!"

Everyone:...

>>31939529
T'was a valiant effort.

>>31939529
inb4 we get horn drilled for that bad joke

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>>31939529
>M Beedrill attacks you with a poison jab, severely wounding you!

>Osha and Buddy retaliate with a water gun and energy ball.

>1 next

>>31939553
Use facade

>>31939553
Tell buddy to use sleep powder on mega-beedrill

>>31939553
Alright, Oran Berry on us.
Eva, Helping Hand again.
Osha, Water gun once more.
Buddy... use that sleep move of yours.

>>31939553
RIP AND TEAR

>>31939553
Are we Blazed? If so, Ember his face.
Have Osha Water Gun and have Buddy use Sleep Powder.

>>31939553
Give him a lap dance

>>31939553
Ah fuck, we're ready for this, whisp oshawott to distract beedrill and also whisper something lewd to his ear after that and then once beedrill is distracted throw your warp seed to it, then it will be someone's else problem.

>>31939569
Re

>>31939575
not at half health yet

>>31939577
>Warp Seed
What a good idea.
>inb4 he warps behind us because fuck RNG

>>31939576
Re

>>31939577
we aren't* ready for this

>>31939553
Run around in a panic

>>31939588
Stealing dubs again.
Tsk. Tsk.

>>31939577
Somehow I feel like this will backfire on us in the long-run.

>>31939600
You're one to talk.

>>31939600
>also got dubs

>>31939569
Re

>>31939600
wasting dubs again.
Tsk. Tsk.

>>31939577
securing

>>31939553
Annaly rape beedrill with our last strength

>>31939601
>inb4 the final final boss is Rattata and Mega Bee

>rolling after the time limit

>>31939620
we aren't even below half hp yet, and even then i think we would be the one getting impaled

>>31939631
Ron is probably into that.

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>>31939577
>You back off a bit and regain your composure. M Beedrill does the same to recover from the attacks on him.
>You slide up to Osha and whisper to him "(Quick, can you distract Beedrill for a bit? I have an idea.)"
Osha: (okay, but how exactly?)
>"(Just show off that sexy ass of yours. Nobody can resist staring at it!)"
Osha: (No that's... that's just you Ron...)

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>>31939691
>Oshawott run's to M. Beedrill's side and yells for his attention.

Osha: Hey beedrill! How is a hornet like an internet message board poster?

>M. Beedrill uses Poison Jab on Oshawott
>Oshawott is poisoned!
Osha: agh... ow...

>While its distracted, you throw your warp seed at M. Beedrill.

>>31939727
I'm proud of Osha for trying.

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>>31939727
...they're both pricks?

>>31939727
This is our chance! Ron needs to suck the poison out!

>>31939727
How does Osha know about the internet? Has Ron been telling him things?

>>31939741
l-lewd

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>>31939727
>M Beedrill has warped somewhere else!

Osha: Well that's... one way to do it...

>9 next

I'm sure there's no way this will come back to haunt you. None.

>>31939727
>How is a hornet like an internet message board poster?
They both make a lot of buzz and you dont want them anywhere near you?

>>31939740
They both try to inject venom into everything they find

>>31939758
Suck the poison out of Osha!

Do it via his mouth!

>>31939758
Split the kakuna hearts with Eva. One for you, one for her. For practice.

>>31939758
Burn the chil-...the Kakuna to death and in the ashes write a serial killer like message for the Beedrill.
YOUR NEXT...and then leave before someone corrects youre grammar

>>31939758
Well maybe he warped to a volcano and died. Anyway Ember those Kakuna with a Helping Hand boost.

>>31939758
Extract the Kakuna's hearts and give them to Eva

>>31939758
Get the lone Pecha Berry and make it so Osha can only have it by taking it from our mouth, reversal of when we got ours from his.

>>31939758
Burn the web and move on, leaving the Kakunas unharmed. We pacifist now.

>>31939758
Ok, time to teach Eva how to eat hearts properly.
First we take the kakuna on the right and rip him open to take his heart, and then we help Eva take the kakuka on the left and we let her eat his heart

>>31939758
Devour the spawnlings before they hatch.
Make sure to share.

>>31939775
This

>>31939774
>>31939778
Re

>>31939784
re

>>31939758
Have him use our last Pecha. Search the area for any items, then fuck up the Kakuna and webs with EMBER.

>>31939758
Continue through the forest, ignore the kakuna

>>31939788
Re
>>31939794
Also re

>>31939772
Reroll.

>>31939798
Ahg, so close, last reroll

>>31939791
red

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>>31939800
>You burn through the string shot leaving the Kakuna untouched and move on through the forest.

>Oshawott decides to eat the last Pecha Berry to cure his poison

>>31939894
Ah, we missed some quality bonding time with Eva

>>31939924
We might be able to use sparing them later on though.

>>31939929
this was the perfect time on how to teach her to eat her first heart

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>>31939894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsNnee5ID0s
Noctowl: Hoo Hoot! Team Regicide! Up here!

Osha: How do you know our-

Noctowl: Looks like you guys are finally setting out on your first real adventure as an exploration team! That's exciting! But you'll be heading into a very dangerous area soon. Be wary of your surroundings, not everything is what it may seem. Sometimes it pays to check through an area and see what you can use! Don't be afraid to ask around for help either, many pokemon out there offer good advice if you're lost. Some may even help directly if you ask them. And in case you run into any oddities or strangeness, you can always find comfort in the light. Remember that.

>Did you get all of that? 2 decides

>>31939955
Nope!

>>31939955
We got it, goodbye bird

>>31939955
Got it, Zelda birb. Let's advance

>>31939955
Carefully respond in a manner which gets you out of the tutorial as quick as possible. Avoid the strangely worded questions that default to repeat the tutorial.

>>31939955
I WAS going to say go and burn them...but now...no This bird. It ends today. IT DIES! Ember!
and helping hand?

>>31939955
Ask him to repeat what he just said, and also to dumb it down for us.

>>31939955
"Confound your toll, troll!"

>>31939979
RE. Actually watching the high school reunion episode now

>>31939973
Reroll. The bird dies today

>>31939969
Re

>>31939965
Re

>>31939955
Ask not-a-reference-bird why it's helping us.

>>31939955
Thank the birb and proceed with utmost of caution.
As in, let Osha go first. And flirt/talk/encourage Eva. And make sure Buddy's doin alright.

>>31939989
RE!

>>31939955
Just waltz on by before he says anything else

>>31940005
I...failed to save us from the bird with violence

>>31939955
Kill the bird and give Eva his heart

>>31940011
Those sad, defeated dubs.

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>>31939979
>>31939988
something something boy's hole it's been too long since I've seen that episode

Noctowl: You should heed my 'toll' carefully, Ronald. It isn't wise to discard advice entirely when someone trying to help offers it.
Before I go however, I must give you something.

>Kaepora Noctora tosses down two stones with odd looking symbols on them to you and Oshawott

Osha: And what are these?

Noctowl: These are what are known as "Protagonist Stones."

Osha: Protagonists...?

Noctowl: Yes! You and Ron are both protagonists. As such, your tiny adorableness and lasting appeal is overpowering your ability to evolve, but once you've leveled up one more time, so long as those stones are in your possession, you'll be able to temporarily transform into your next evolved forms and gain an enormous power boost.

Osha: What, like mega evolution?

Noctowl: Yes, almost like that. But be warned, once used, the stones require a day to recharge. You'd be wise to save them for a tough fight.
That's all for now. Good luck, team regicide!

>Noctowl flies off

>>31940101
So now we have Harmony Scarves that don't suck? Cool.

>>31940101
Great, we can ditch our cuteness and become grown up uglymons with strong powers.

>>31940114
The harmony scarves didn't suck!
... they looked cooler than a buncha fuckin' stones, anways.

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>>31940101
I like this idea, OP. Power boost without permanent evolution

>>31940101
>>31940129
Same, our protags are way too cute too evolve, but this works as a compromise that benefits all.

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>>31940101
>You and your team wend your way down the path, soon coming upon something odd...

Osha: Is that... a house? Out here in the woods?

Buddy: It looks huge!

Osha: I don't like this... this doesn't seem right.

>As Osha talks a mysterious tune fills the air. You feel your feet moving of their own accord. Looking over at your team, they're starting to walk towards the mansion as well, all in a trance...

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>>31940191
too bad we can't roll for an action here, i know just the thing that would pull Osha out of it's trance

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>>31940191
This place has to be haunted

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>>31940191
>Without even realizing it, you find yourself inside the house, without even remembering walking through the door! Checking behind yourself, you see the doors quickly slam shut.

???: Ooh, more visitors here to play?? Oh this will be fun! Come and find me... if you can~

>Oshawott shakes himself out of the trance

Osha: W-who are you? Are you holding Buizel captive??

???: Buizel? He's right here with me! We're having fuuuuun. Come find us and play too!

>The voice fades...

>What will you do? 6 decides

>>31940213
run forward eagerly

>>31940213
Let's investigate the colorful objects around us

>>31940213
fires. Always with the fires. In this case. We're pretty sure we can just like catch the door on fire and come back later and it'll be all fine right?...well we're doing that anyway.

"Eve always have an exit strategy!"

>>31940213
Check the immediate foyer area for any usable items or puzzle of whatever the gimmick of this place is. Do NOT enter any doors until you check the immediate area.

>>31940213
PLAY WITH THESE FUCKS AND BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN DAMN GAME!

>>31940213
Hide behind eva and scream like a little girl.

>>31940213
Tell Osha that getting the protagonist stones together totally confirms a relationship between us

>>31940213
Oh, so we're in a horror movie now?
Quickly!, start making out with Osha, whenever there's sex about to happen the psycho will appear to stop it, that way we can get done with this quickly.

>>31940213
Split up and look for clues in teams of two. Honestly any pairing is good today.

>>31940225
This seems like a good idea, rerolling.

New thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cSdL5E2ao

>>31940129
the poll from a while back voted in favor of evolving, but I just couldn't bring myself to permanently replace tepig and oshawott with their evos. Plus this gives you a neat mechanic if/when you run into another Nidoking-level fight

>>31940229
Re

>>31940228
re

>>31940233
Nice. Do this and also >>31940229

>>31940234
re

>>31940234
Roll

>>31940228
This and This
>>31940233
Excpet be REALLY Smug about it preferably making a lewd gesture

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>>31940235
Reroll

>>31940235
Re except everyone is on their own.

>>31940252
Re

>>31940213
Tell oshawott that something is possesing you and it's making you do lewd things with him

>>31940264
REEEEEE

>>31940229
>>31940252
Re re

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>>31940266
I don't think this is a good idea...

>>31940264
MAXIMUM LEWD!

>>31940265
LET'S PLOT A COURSE

INTERCOURSE

>>31940266
Shit. Well, this will be interesting.

>>31940242
It's a good compromise. I'm sure we will waste it, but that's the way of things

>>31940288
FUCK wrong dubs!

>>31940300
...okay now I know you're just fucking with me

>>31940300
Over the time limit regardless. Nice numbers

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>>31940266

>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUz9kFm_zbc

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>>31940266
>You suggest the team split up and search for clues.

Osha: Are you sure that's a good idea, Ron?

>You nod, telling him that you need to figure this place out and rescue Buizel asap.

>Solemnly, the rest of your team head off down the hall and split off in different directions

>>31940314
Seriously light up the door and get nice and comfy and let the others do the work! Lazy Pig Best Pig

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>>31940314
Welp, you're all alone now. In this dark and spoopy mansion. What will you do now?

>4 next

May have to end soon. Sorry, I'm fading fast rn

>>31940326
Check out the shelf stuff.

>>31940326
Investigate the colored objects. Who knows, maybe we could steal them and sell them for good money.

>>31940325
This!

>>31940326
Knock on a nearby door and wait for a response. If nothing open it, if you hear something ask who it is.

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>>31940326
Loudly cry for Osha as you eat the items around you

>>31940326
will you give us glimpses at what the others members are doing at times?

>>31940326
Jack off to oshawott, let's see if that weirdo ghost like our little show

>>31940326
Shadow Eve and keep her safe without her knowing!

>>31940326
Explore. Carefully. And don't be COMPLETELY stupid. Just mostly.

>>31940341
Cute. Re

>>31940326
Go wherever no one else went

>>31940326
Tell another joke in an attempt to make anybody eavesdropping reveal themselves by laughing

>>31940347
re

>>31940325
THIIIIIIISSS

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>>31940344
nope

>>31940326
Try to find a bedroom so OP can rest.

>>31940342
Re

>>31940325

420 Blaze it

>>31940366
stole again vpmd wtf mang

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>>31940366
k

>>31940377
:^)

>>31940383
What is this, an image for Durants?

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>>31940366
Shit

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>>31940393
im sorry

Sing "Your Time is Gonna Come"

>>31940407
Much better.

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>>31940355
>You check around the hallway, inspecting the trinkets and baubles on the tables. There's some decorative eggs, little toys here and there, a picture of some kid with a pokemon. What really catches your attention is a ring on one of the tables. For some odd reason it's glowing brightly, lighting up your corner of the dark hallway a little. You decide to pick it up and pocket it, knocking over most of the knick knacks on the table, and letting a ceramic figure fall to the floor and shatter.

Sorry guys, I tried to go longer, but I have to end for now. 5 decides what we do to start next thread

>>31940453
Shart in mart

>>31940453
I'm sure that ring won't possess us.
Eat it.

>>31940461
re

>>31940453
Jack off to the picture of the child, come at me ghost child!

>>31940453
Wear the ring around your tiny piggy dick

>>31940453
Night OP, thanks for the thread

>>31940461
Re

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>>31940453
Like, comment on your new ring and then look for the kitchen.

>>31940469
Re. Tell Osha it's for chastity

>>31940453
No seriously BURN THE DOOR AND NAP THIS OFF

>>31940482
Re

>>31940453
Cause the death of the firstborn egyptians

>>31940461
>>31940466
aight, guess we're eating the ring
??

>>31940453
Go protect Eve from the shadows

>>31940469
Re

>>31940500
It obviously contains mystic and ancient power and by eating it we shall gain that power

aight, thanks all for joining. I'm gonna go and try and not be sick in time for tomorrow

>>31940528
Feel better OP.

>>31940528
try really hard

>>31940528
get well soon

>>31940548
>>31940566
ty :)

>>31940557
I will. tell my boss not to be a huge doucher and that'll help a ton

>>31940528
Thanks for getting it together tonight. Again, feel better soon
you forgot the TO BE CONTINUED

>>31940579
TO BE CONTINUED

shit I am so out of it and also ty :)

>>31940528
Get well soon. Take some time off if you need it. Don't force yourself to do the thread if you need rest.

Good thing my roll for the warp seed actually worked, we made some pretty good progress.

>>31940596
don't worry op, you did great today, now go get some rest.

>>31940739
Anon we all know that Beedrill is going to come back to haunt us.

I can say this now that we're past it, I was almost half hoping you guys would have kidnapped one of the Kakuna and made it a teammate so then I could make it jerry Seinfeld when it evolved

>>31944501
When almost everyone was trying to kill them?, it's a miracle that they're still alive.
Also how would you've made it work?, kakunas can't move for themselves so someone would have to carry them, and they're also useless in fights.

>>31945514
Implying Ron wouldn't evolve and use it as a weapon.

>>31945514
>>31945577
Yeah someone would've carried it until it evolved. (They were close to evolving anyway, according to the other beedrill)

Ron has been too well behaved lately. He should have kidnapped a Kakuna since it couldn't resist being part of our team or tried to burn down the mansion since Buizel was a water type anyway.

>>31944501
>>31945639
Oh well, they're problably still alive sitting in there, i'm sure we will have another chance in the future, just like with that nidorina.

>>31946016
Ron will need to "test" out his new body when he evolves.

>>31945639
Feeling any better today, OP?

>>31947000
Was feeling shitty this morning, but got a lot better over the course of the day here's hoping it'll hold out until tonight

>>31947066
I'm glad you're feeling better than you were feeling last night. Sickness seems to be going around.

>>31947157
Thanks :)
I got double whammied with the sickness. Caught whatever was going around, but we also have been having that like really cloudy, damp, about-to-rain-but-not-yet weather for the past couple days, which ALSO fucks up my stupidly weather-sensitive sinuses hard, so I've been dealing with a perma-headache since sunday :/
It finally rained this morning though and I guess that's what made me feel better

>>31948334
Ugh, we have that weather here too. It's the worst. For whatever reason my allergies haven't been acting up this year as much as usual. I hope I'm finally growing out of them, but that may be too hopeful. I wish there was some medicine I could suggest for you but none seem to work for me.

>>31949251
>>31949251
>>31949251