Which one?

>>31946480
Whichever one has the cuter dick.

I want to hug Lele!

>>31946480
Lele because shes a badass war hungry bitch

>>31946480
Lele seems to have the bigger dick

>>31946486
>Mespirit has no dick
>Lele has a curly proboscis dick
Easy choice

>>31946496
Mesprit has a dick, it's just not as big

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>>31946480
Mesprit has a better tummy.

>>31946514
This

>>31946514
this

No one likes Mesprit.

>>31946505

Cute

>>31946514
This

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Would you?

>>31946480
mesprit
nettsu taught me how to appreciate the lake guardians

>>31946480
Mesprit for sure.

>>31946707
I'd cuddle him

>>31946707

I'd rub my dick and cum on those abs

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>>31946707
Don't forget

>>31946832
>Tapu Fini, Porygon 2, Kartana and Araquanid laughing at Gastrodon
Is this some sort of in joke?

>>31946480
Why between them tho?

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>>31946480
Lele.
Mesprit is rather uninteresting and is my least favorite of its respective trio.
Lele has interesting anatomy, I'd like to restrain it and cut open the shell to properly analyze the body underneath, namely to see whether the shell was designed to be "plugged" by her waist and if the sluglike disc can unfurl like a snake or if the white spiral is merely a design on the blobby black torso.

>>31947360
that sounds painful

>>31947374
She's a big girl.

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>>31947360
>I'd like to restrain it and cut open the shell to properly analyze the body underneath
Keep away from Lele

>>31947390
For OU

>>31947390
But she's only 3'11

>>31947374
Probably, but I could sedate it I suppose. Maybe not, having it awake during dissection might help for a little while to see how the formerly covered bodily sections move with the stimulation of pain.
>>31947402
Are you telling me you wouldn't dissect her? It would be excellent for the study of Pokemon biology, and she might survive as long as any cutting of her actual flesh was kept to a minimum. It would also be interesting to amputate her shell, as it says in the library that the Tapu's shells "grow and harden" which would be fascinating to observe.

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>>31947360
>>31947441

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>>31947441

>>31947455
What? Such things are necessary for the study of such rare creatures, do note that I would endeavor to make sure the specimen survives for further study. This would also help us understand the biology of Tapu species as a whole by observing the habits of the captive Tapu Lele and comparing with behaviors seen in wild Tapu.
>>31947457
Don't give me that look. We could also discover the properties of the scales Lele seems to spread, which would be extremely useful to study for their psychostimulative effect.

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>>31947533
anon pls you're scaring me

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>>31947559

He's giving me more than one kind of boner.

>>31947559
Nothing scary about science once you know how it works anon, the world opens up and reveals endless questions as well. I'm sure that Lele may not enjoy being forced to comply with such procedures but her pain is a minor sacrifice for the data we could glean and use from examining her body. Medicine, conservation, all manner of potential available from just one small creature, one that, assuming we are able to perform these studies on it, is ours to do as we wish with.
Do you truly mean to tell me you would forgo such advances?

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>>31947360
>>31947441
>>31947533
>>31947568
>>31947639

>>31947639
Nobody would comply with such a horrid thing you sick fuck. We have rights too

>>31947660

I thought /vp/ liked Colress.

>>31947698
not even colress would do this shit

>>31947360
>Trying too hard to creep everyone out

>>31946707
>>31946724
you know, Lele always did remind me of Vivian from Paper Mario

>>31947660
Anon, you must realize the value I outlined? An opportunity and subject to perform such studies on would be ridiculously difficult to procure, and it may not enjoy it, but the benefit to so many fields of scientific work outweigh the "rights" you may assign to such a creature. It is a mere animal, unlocking potential in the world through a single creature is too much to pass up. Please do not make me repeat myself as I have thus far, I believe I have provided sufficient reasoning for my position.
>>31947734
I apologize that you feel "creeped out" by my desire to further potential research.

>>31947696
>we
He's gunnin for ya girl, run

>>31947764
>further potential research
Do you have a PhD in making people embarrassed for you?

I want mesprit to force me to eat her farts

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>>31946480
Mesprit, she might not be the better than lele in battle but she has better the better design and lore. Also she cuter.

>>31947934
It is merely what I would do, given the opportunity to study a fictional creature. I don't understand what is to be embarrassed about, but I once again apologize that you feel that way. I enjoy outlining my thoughts on fictional things in such a manner.

>>31948191

And I think you should keep doing it, because I greatly appreciate it.

>>31948225
Thank you.

>>31948225
>>31948284
Well... I'm done with you children.
Live long and prosper, friends.

>>31948456
I sense a slight here but regardless, I wish the same to you.

>>31949163
lmao dummy

>>31947639
X-Rays and endoscopes.

>>31950528
Fair for some parts, but we do need tissue samples, and for some of the more obvious medicinal studies we would need to stimulate production of the "healing scales" to obtain sufficient samples to use in development, such as testing the effect on small rodents. Also removal of the shell is still necessary for an endoscopy, assuming the shell is always filled with the pink "plug" section and the proboscis is always extended out of its "port." It could be possible to remove the proboscis but I would like to avoid amputating any major, non-regenerating body parts (at least until we know the extent of any healing capabilities it may have).

>>31949163
Dat luxray

Literally me

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>>31950733

>>31949163
Why is this so sad?

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>>31946480
Mespirit is my 2nd favorite Lake Spirit, but Lele is my favorite Tapu.

>>31949163
That's why I always release the Pokemon that I don't use

>>31946480
I prefer Mespirt. Lele though, is my favorite Tapu

>>31946874

VGC joke

Lele without a doubt. Her eyes are much much sexier

>>31953789
you cant fuck eyes

>>31955829
I meant eyesockets, dumbass

>>31955829
Wait i didnt even talk about fucking them

>>31946480
Mesprit is a filthy slut, Lele is a pure maiden.

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>>31955901
Good joke anon.

>>31955868
>>31955876
then why are they sexy

>>31958012
If you have to ask you cant understand

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>>31957985
She's a slut!
SLUT!

>>31958039
pls explain

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>>31958042
She's the being of emotion, she can't stoop to that level. Besides we all know lele is the one fucking all of Olivia's boyfriends. cunt

>>31947696
lele get off of 4chan

>>31958796
>responding 23 hours after the post was made
Why?

>>31958810
These lazy bastards have all the time in the world anon. Its not like anyone is in need of saving right.

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>>31958925

>>31958940
Lele didn't do anything to protect her island if I remembering that UB part correctly.

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>>31946480
>living embodiment of emotions vs sadistic psychopath
Gee what a though choice

>>31946480
Mesprit has a pretty forgettable design and I like Uxie better.

I'll go with Lele.

>>31958080
That would be like explaining why tits are sexy

>>31959761
Well breasts are because they are associated with reproductive capabilities due to being used to care for a child and reproductive drive is a basic instinct, that isn't hard to explain. Eyes are nice I guess but they don't seem sexy per se, just like a mandatory facial feature.

>>31959783
Then why are they a main focus on makeup?

>>31959808
I thought you were the one who was supposed to explain this to me.
I don't know, I'm a 2D only degenerate. I don't even know how makeup is applied at all, let alone where they focus it.

>>31959386
>all the emotions
>can feel the intense rage and hatred after getting cucked by lele
>lele can only be a sadistic psychopath
Mespirit would at least give me a few breaks in between abusing me.

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>>31960230
>implying Mesprit would be mean
Mesprit would be the most caring of the two, but Lele would play hard to get.

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>>31960314
MESPRIT IS NOT LEWD
CEASE THIS AT ONCE

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Tapu Lele:
>No mouth (No kissing)
>No fingers (Not lewd)
>Doesn't help the island people (Lazy)
>Constantly worshipped (superiority complex)
Basically a Stacy

Mesprit:
>Mouth for kissing
>Cute hands for holding
>Playful and nice
>Forgotten deity (humble)
>If you touch her, you'll lose the ability to experience emotion
Waifu material, gloves needed

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>>31962722
>If you touch it, you lose all emotion

Well, fuck. Man, guess that'd make cuddling the waifu hard huh?

>>31962747
>that belly
that fat bitch probably eats your emotions

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>>31962747
Diamond and Pearl had the deepest fucking lore if you ever looked into it
Also yeah, Mesprit will make all the >tfw go away

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>>31962757
The belly is the best part dude don't go dissin' the sweet tum

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>>31959386
>Just wanted to pet Mesprit
>MFW

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>>31962782
>filename
there's just no avoiding you diaper fucks is there?

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>>31962825
Nigga I googled "mesprit cute" and saved whatever showed up.
You can shut your ass about whatever it is you're on about because I guarantee you're wrong.

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>>31961972
>MESPRIT IS NOT LEWD
>implying

>>31962890
>Simultaneous loss of emotion in Azelf and willpower to continue in Mesprit

If they weren't the living embodiments of forces created by Arceus and more like Heatran, I'd ask how they even reproduce. Still, seems really counterproductive to be neurotoxic to everything you touch.

>>31962922
Azelf isn't as bad since it only takes willpower if some one tries to harm it. Lewdness isn't necessarily harmful unless it's S&M.

>>31962890
>that face on azelf
her ass must smell heavenly

>>31963247
>smell
Azelf doean't have a nose
Maybe it's just a good butt and Azelf is a nerd virgin fucking loser who's never seen a butt before

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>>31947441
>>31947360
>dissection
>examination
>Legendaries
Please, continue!

>>31947533
Colress, get off the computer. You're drunk.

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>>31950733
>tfw lele's scales become the Pokémon equivalent of cocaine in the future
I'd like to live in such a world.

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>>31959386
Fucking adorable.
My first pokeball legendary.

>>31962890
She may be the oldest but that doesn't mean she can dominat her brothers!

>>31952171
Could you explain for this confused Anon?

>>31962825
are you the kind of person who hears someone talk about how their room is messy and instantly cringes because of 'messy diapers'?

>>31963757
fuck off diaperfag