Just do it

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>>31943280
Well I want to commit suicide right?

I think sitting down to try to explain to my gardevoir that I can't bare to live anymore will be the hardest part.

then maybe getting hypnosis and dream eatered won't be a super painful way to die.

my gardevoir's gonna be fucked in the head for life tho.

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Oh yay, blunt force trauma. Easy enough
>>31943320
She could burst your head with Psychic instantly, the hard part is convincing her

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>skeeter
Easy.

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>>31943280
>I ask to be blinked out of existence.
>I'm instead sent to live with Giratina for the rest of eternity for throwing away the gift of life.

Yeah I might just go with getting Dragon Ascented by Mega Fug from orbit.

Magcargo used body slam!

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>burned alive
o boy

>>31943384
It could bite your throat out if that would help

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>>31943280
>Metagross
>Meteor Mash
>Hammer Arm
>Hyper Beam
that was easy

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>>31943280
Charizard use flamethrower

Jirachi.
I wish i was dead!

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Vore.

>>31943410
>being burned alive is literally the worst way to die
hahaha what the fuck?

>>31943280
Braviary
Just have him bulk up a few times then use supersonic skystrike.

>>31944176
Well, that's not actually true.
The worst way to die is to be lit on fire and then extinguished.

>all the horror of being burned alive
>plus the horror of everything breaking apart and exploding. on a miniature scale

>>31944176

I use always choose fire-type Pokémon starters, so I'll choose them to kill me.
If I wanted to end it all.

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Fork in its mouth, ezpz.

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>>31943280
I feel like a wood hammer would do the trick. Either that or just have it absorb my vitals with giga drain or some shit

>>31943373
Won't you already die because the Pokédex says that it's 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit?

>Togekiss or Quagsire
Any togekiss physical/special move is a really bad way to die and drowning too, so poisoned to death with toxic?

>>31945605
Wouldn't you rather have your head blown off by an Aura Sphere? Would be quick and painless, toxic would no doubt be excruciating and wears off when you faint, so there wouldn't really be a point.

>>31945445
Use it as a fleshlight

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Skuntank, I guess I'll die from his ass fumes

>>31945605
Quagsire can use fissure