Why do you hate Dragonite?

>>31935832
I don't

>>31935832
well, today it took more than 50% damage from an ice beam at full health with multiscale and I thought that wasn't supposed to happen. but I guess I was wrong and it let me down. I don't hate it though

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>>31935832
LOOK AT HOW FAT IT IS

IT'S SO HILARIOUSLY FAT THAT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>Doesn't have stats to compete with other similar pokemon (Garchomp, Salamence, etc)
>Best moves aren't fun ones like Extremespeed
>Shiny isn't pink to match its pre-evolutions

Dragonite is like an old man in a fight club; cool stories of the past, but not able to hold up in modern times.

>>31935832
dragonite is an asshole because how the fuck is that diglett gonna open and read that letter
thats why people hate dragonite

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What do you think now?

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>>31935832
Dragonite is cute, I love dragonite

>>31935850
>>Doesn't have stats to compete with other similar pokemon (Garchomp, Salamence, etc)
>It's in BL
>Implying memespeed to outprioritize ice sharts isn't fun
Dragonite is still great, better than several other pseudos and a myriad of pokemon.

>>31935832
I love Dragonite, I just don't think it should evolve from Dragonair is all.She would've been better as a one-off.

>>31935832

I don't. I think Dragonite is sexy.

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>>31935890
>She
nice

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>>31935832
It's my all time fave. It's cute, but not obnoxiously cute. It's strong, but has flaws not to make it broken. It's usually portrayed as freindly. Lastly, it's not shilled to death like Charizard has always been. It's the perfect Pokemon.

>>31935871
>Dragonair could have had Dratini's fins and Dragonite's antennae, properly bridging the gap between the two designs
>keeping Dratini's fins in Dragonair's design would show a clear progression of the fins growing into a pair of wings
>instead, Dragonair gets arbitrary angel wings and orbs stapled onto it in its final design, throwing any sense of progression the line had out the window

>>31935832
Ruined Dratini and Dragonair's evo line.

>>31935832
She started my vore fetish!

>>31935973
No, it didn't.

Dratini and Dragonair still exist.

>>31935991
And a few others from the art I've seen.

>>31935832
I love Dragonite, the only psuedo I like using

>>31935832
Thicc

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It's not a GAD

>>31935906
>sky whale dragonite

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>>31935890
>>31935949
>>31935973
Given that these monsters' transformation is called "evolution", I'm surprised that more of the evolved pokemons don't contrast with their predecessor's designs like real animals do hundreds of millions of years apart.

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>>31938348
"Gradual" design change is for babies, ha!
Or maybe these kids aren't even aware of where mammals, let alone humans, come from?