This is May. Say something mean to her.

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>>31924241

>>31924241
Her pussy bulge looks like a dick

>>31924241
Dumb titty monster slut

>>31924241
Stop changing headbands

>>31924241
your tits are bigger than your head. your probably going to break your spine and youll end up in a wheelchair before youre fourty.

If you want though i can squeeze them, maybe they will shrink

>>31924295
No don't do it they'll only get bigger so do it!

>>31924306
That was the plan you fuck. Dont say it so loudly

>>31924306
I wish it'd work like that.

Easily beaten in battles by brendan

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>>31924421
>playing as brendan

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>>31924430
>not playing as brendan

>>31924241
Exists only to become breeding stock and provide more Mays for future generations.

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>>31924564
>that is a bad thing

>>31924574
We're supposed to say mean things to May in this thread.

Calling her breeding stock is pretty mean.

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>>31924670
>he doesn't call his favorite girls breeding stocks as a compliment
what happened to the days when the fertility of a woman was everything

>>31924685
Tumblr happened.
Also maybe overpopulation.

>>31924695
>overpopulation
maybe we should just fucking embrace natural selection
and turn china into a parking lot

>>31924700
>tfw there'll never be a satisfying solution to this problem

>>31924719
>WW3 won't be satisfying because everyone will be too much of pussies to launch nukes
at least that could happen but russia has no problem with ending humanity if they're in danger of being ended

>>31924241
I'm sick of you getting all the art.

Other Pokegirls exist and deserves more art since most of the shit people draw of you is a google or pixiv search away. Also your tits weren't even that big in the anime.

>>31924727
I'd rather slow down the birth rate than kill people though, because if the latter, the problem is bound to happen again. And again. And again and again.

>>31924739

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>>31924738
Just for you anon.

>>31924739
>but we've got to keep up the birth rate so we can have more people to pay the old people for simply existing!
seriously fuck bureaucrats, and fuck baby boomers

>>31924754
At least we agree on this.

Dammit Cow -tits! Did you spend all our poke-dollars on a new headband Again!!!, Arceus in heaven do you ever stop to think or is your brain mass also in your boobs!? *See her start to cry* Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Look if those are gold orbs maybe we can get our money back...those are gold orbs aren't they?

>>31924799
they're big nuggets you stupid fuck

>>31924803
I'm my language they're orbs you uncultured swine

>>31924306
And that's bad because?

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>>31925008
Because she'll use them to swallow your dick! No escape!

>>31924306
Why would squeezing them make them bigger?

>>31925050
Stimulation causes breast to grow

>>31924430
>not playing as best player character

Those are implants and everyone knows it. You're not fooling anyone.

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>>31926620
but I did play as best player character

>>31924241
thanks to incompetent japanese animators, an entire generation thinks you have huge tits. Your tits have always been a lie

>>31924421
>>31924442
Playing as Brendan
>>>31926620
May, Dawn, Serena, Leaf, and Red are better than him though.

>>31927542
>Playing as Brendan
>Pretend this is greentext

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>>31926725
>found the Dawnfag

>>31924241
What are you? A fucking cow? MOOOO!

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>>31927831
Too small

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>>31927839

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>>31927861

White racism is a thing that exists that people are ignoring

The media wants white people to stop making families

We need to protect our future

I want to have a mating session with May to gurantee a future for our kind

Bring in Misty, Dawn, and Serena too

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>you will never be May as drawn by maydrawfag

>>31927972
Tell him to draw more SFw May.

>>31925147
Then why do flat girls exist? Why don't they just stimulate them into cow-tits?

>>31927972
I think you mean, "you will never fuck May as drawn by maydrawfag"

>>31927988
Bad genes.

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>>31927993
That would be good too.

But I meant what I said.

>>31928000
Why don't they just rub them more then? Enough to offset the genes?

>>31927988
Some women's breasts keep growing well past their teens. It's not like there's some magical shut-off switch that happens.

And stimulation can help, it's just that the results aren't as great as fantasy makes it out to be.

>>31928018
What I like most about his May is the way he gives her this air-headedness about her, like that one on his Pixiv. This one too. Even this >>31927972

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>>31928089
The airheadedness coupled with the extreme level oppai is what makes her so great, definitely. You know how easy it would be for guys to take advantage of her.

Hold up, isn't May a kid?

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>>31928141
you're only a kid for so long

>>31928118
Oh god, please tell me you have more.

>>31928257
literally just go here http://www.heyitsmdf.net/
you're welcome

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>>31928271
Thanks a bunch anon !

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>>31928257
Like this?

She has lots of assjob art. So that is nice.

>>31924241
too thin

>>31924739
You'll never beat people's urge to fuck anon

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>>31925050
Who knows

>>31928553
we could always incentivize vasectomies
although I'm sure there's some moral "argument" against that

>>31926620
>not playing the breast character

>>31928852
So, kill all christ/moralfags then, apply plan ?

Also I think a country did the incentive vasectomy, but I'm not sure it worked well. Or that was only for a specific population, which was pretty racist and totally not a good idea. I don't remember well.

>>31927988
Because it takes a real and long effort to achieve breast growth this way, and can be actually painful.
So basically, there's like zero girls willing to do that.

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>they make another cute pokegirl
>another
>and another
>all aged 10-12

what did gf mean by this