Insane Pokemon Theories

stantler is a failed mew clone

Delcatty is secretly stronger than Mewtwo

faba is lusamine's husband, purely because he has blonde hair

>vaguely resembles

you are doing it wrong, you have to exaggerate it so it seems more true and then deflect anyone that says otherwise

Ultra Beasts are humans from another universe

Passimian represents the right side of the brain and Oranguru the left side.

Nintendo stopped Pokemon Prism because Game Freak's next game is based on Necrozma.

>>31921857
>Nihilego - relies on hired guns to do its work
>Buzzwole - mosquito man
>Pheromosa - Its best STAB causes it to rise just like the fire
>Xurkitree - STAB lets it crash planes with no survivors
>Kartana - small guy, also part of a governmental organization
>Celesteela - Aircraft
>Guzzlord - Big guy

Kanto has a very small population of dragons that's why pokemon such as clefairy and jigglypuff are normal type. In regions with a higher number of dragons those pokemon had to evolve a defence, the fairy type.

Type: Null is made out of the three Alola starters and Rockruff

>>31921857
Ultra beasts represent the 7 sins

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>>31922652
>mfw it's actually somewhat close to being correct

Masked royal is professor Kukui

>>31922710
Now now, that's a little TOO ridiculous even for this thread

>>31922710
Got anything to back that up?

Alola backwards is Alola, I'm a former Pokemon Concept Manager. Take my word for it.

guzma probably has a grudge against ilima or something

Potions cause cancer

>>31923593
The ((((((Elite Four)))))) is adding potions in our water supply

Here's a doozy

>Generation 7
>Seven has 5 alphabets
>Five has 4 alphabets
>Four has 4 alphabets
>Gen 4 confirmed?

But wait!

>4
>What else has 4 in it?
>That's right, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is unbreakable
>Diamonds
>Steven Universe has diamonds
>Gem's light projections are actually stands.
>But wait, what else is a Jojo reference?
>Persona 4
>Gem's light bodies are actually personas
>Pokemon's Bizarre Persona Universe 4 confirmed
>Featuring Margaret from regular show as Margaret as a DLC

>>31923599
What next, will they burn our crops and deliver plagues unto our houses?

The more important question is, are we just gonna wait around until they do?

>>31923623
>alphabets
More Unown in the DiaPer remakes confirmed

>>31922497
kek